"In Biosphere Three, she experimentally planted a mushroom, well, yes, a mushroom is also a fungus. She extracted the spores from the mushroom and genetically grafted them with known species, resulting in a never-before-seen species of fungus. ”

Xu Liang interrupted: "I understand." ”

Duan Han: "What do you understand?" ”

Xu Liang: "Your sister planted mushrooms on your feet. ”

Duan Han: "No...... Forget it, you don't understand it when I tell you, probably if you understand it like this, it won't affect the rest of the matter. ”

Xu Liang: "That's why the two of us are running around the world to cure athlete's foot, just because your sister planted mushrooms on your feet." ”

Duan Han said "um" with a dark face.

Xu Liang thought about it seriously, strictly speaking, it was not wrong to say that this matter was "poisoned".

However, usually, as soon as we talk about poisoning, we think of deadly things such as Heding Red Broken Intestine Grass, either chemicals such as formaldehyde and aniline, or rich in gold swallowing and suicide...... This is the definition of "poisoning" in mass psychology. Anyway, it's all about "poisoning".

Among scientists, they are generally divided into parasites, fungi, bacteria, and viruses from large to small, and of course, there are also prions, which are smaller protein molecule viruses, not to mention. And there are more poisoning reactions, vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, etc

Duan Han said at first that she was poisoned, which really worried Lao Xu. But...... Dermatophytosis...... In a scientific sense...... It's fungal poisoning, right......

And it's the kind of extremely chronic and ultra-refractory beriberi that can't be cured no matter how you treat it......

No matter how he thought about it, Xu Liang felt that it was really ......

It's so funny!

Duan Han had a serious face: "Are you serious?" ”

Xu Liang tensed: "I'm serious." ”

Duan Han: "Let a girl infect me with athlete's foot, this is unforgettable hatred!" Unforgivable! ”

Xu Liang silently added in his heart: And it has seriously affected your emotional life problems.

Duan Han continued: "And it seriously affects my love life problems! ”

Xu Liangxin said: Sure enough, I knew that the girl was going to say this.

Duan Han: "Absolutely unforgivable. ”

Xu Liang thought for a moment and explained her: "Is it possible...... Is your sister actually trying to keep you because she loves you? You see, you're all masters of biological chemistry and you all know a million ways to poison people. But your sister chose this kind of life-free, only a little side effect, cough cough, fungal poison. And there is only one side effect, which is your love life problems. ”

Xu Liang analyzed: "Your sister, this is too possessive!" She knew that you were going to be kicked out of the family because you blew up Biosphere 3 too much this time, so she came here in advance, although it hurt you, but it also tied up your pure love. I think ...... This is the unique romance of your research dogs. ”

The more Lao Xu said, the more he felt, it seemed to be really reasonable!

Isn't it said that others can't understand the romance of scientific research dogs?

Maybe this is also the kind of relationship that belongs to Duanqing and Duanhan, which is incomprehensible to ordinary people......

It is said that research dogs tend to express their love in strange ways. For example, the very famous Cartesian heart-shaped function.

The male protagonist Descartes was a very great mathematician in France in the seventeenth century. The heroine, Christine, is a beautiful 18-year-old teenage princess. Unlike other girls, she doesn't like music and literature, but is interested in mathematics. When she discovered Descartes' talent in mathematics, she invited Descartes back to the palace to teach her mathematics.

So the two fell in love for a long time.

And then there is the more common bloody plot. When the king found out about their affair, he was furious, banished Descartes, and put the heroine, Christine, under house arrest. As a result, a beautiful teacher-student love was broken up.

The mathematician Descartes missed the school girl after being separated from him, and unfortunately contracted the plague (the super black death that wiped out a quarter of the population of medieval Europe) and lay dying in bed. At this time, he had to keep writing to Christine, but the letter was confiscated by the king.

So Christine never received a letter from Descartes.

As Descartes was dying, he sent his last letter, the thirteenth.

The content of this letter is only one short line: r=a(1-sinθ)

When the king opened the letter, he found that he could not read it at all!

Now he was depressed!

So he got all the scientists in the city to study it together.

But still no one can understand!

Because although analytic geometry is a compulsory course for middle school students now, it was still an extremely advanced subject at that time, and no one could solve it!

The king thought to himself that Descartes was dying anyway, so he went to the princess to read the letter.

Princess Christine was overjoyed when she received this letter, and she was glad that her lover still missed her, so she drew this function in the form of a very beautiful heart, using the method that Descartes had given her. (Why can't the starting point be mapped...... ）

Therefore, the romance between research dogs has a very significant feature - exclusivity.

Others can't read it.

Xu Liang said seriously: "Perhaps, this fungus, ahem, is also a kind of romance between you, a romance that ordinary people can't understand." ”

Duan Han said seriously: "It's definitely not romantic. ”

"Absolutely not!"

"Not only is it not romantic, but I vow revenge."

"And now, that opportunity is very close."

"Do you remember the question you asked me when you first came in?" Duan Han said.

Xu Liang was stunned for a moment.

He started out in meetings with the middle and high-ranking officers of the Ying Han Sea. Halfway through the meeting, I came over to ask about Duanhan's attitude to bombing the big ship, but after telling so many stories, it was a bit noisy.

Xu Liang: "Well, remember, I asked you if you would blow up the ship." ”

"And do you remember what I told you?"

Xu Liang: "Your attitude is very decisive to blow up...... All right. After telling such a long story, I finally understand the reason why you are so decisive from beginning to end, I originally wanted to convince you not to blow up, this is just a deterrent. But you're in this situation......"

Duan Han: "That's right. I also want to grow a mushroom for her. ”

"Since my sister designed the big boat, then I will grow a mushroom for her big boat."

"If the 1,000-ton TNT equivalent is not enough, we will use more than 100,000 tons of TNT equivalent. A nuclear bomb can also create a large mushroom cloud, hum ......"

"I'm still the old way, blow her up!"

Xu Liang thought for a moment and nodded in understanding.

"It's a tough choice." Xu Liang said in a deep tone.

As he spoke, he gestured a balance with his hands.

"You have to choose on both sides of the scale."

"The tray on one side of the scales is holding a nuclear bomb. It is a nuclear bomb with a TNT yield of more than 100,000 tons. It is the existence and disappearance of the big ship. It is the last hope of human civilization! This hope is now on the button in your hand. It's an incredibly heavy pallet. ”

"And the other half of the scales is also so heavy."

"That's your athlete's foot."

Xu Liang said in a deep voice: "You choose!" ”