Chapter 163: Wine and Meat Pierce the Intestines Today's Official First Update!

"Wife, I'm ...... It's a teacher, right? If something happens to a student, you should take care of it! When a teacher doesn't take care of and love his students, he is not a good teacher, right? ”

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The sweat on my forehead, the princess's wife is still mocking me like this! I just took a second look when I was sorting out that. How wrong is it? Alas!

I didn't know what to say, so I could only say, "You can't let her clothes fall to the ground like that, right?" ”

"Well, that's right, you should wash her and clean it up! Like, underwear and the like have to use special laundry detergent, you have to remember. ”

I was sweating profusely and hurriedly said, "Wife, I'll go to Zheng Long's room first." This guy is a little more interesting, and he came back faster than we did! ”

"Don't mention Zheng Long first, say Sima Yourong."

The voice of the seventh princess was a little cold, which made me very uncomfortable, and I was stunned at the door: "Wife, don't talk about her?" ”

"This woman, you have to train well. It will be very useful in the future. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then I was happy: "No! What my wife said is very true, and the horse master will do it! ”

Turn. I said, "My wife, you are well-informed, what do you think of the future of Yourong?" It must be good, right? ”

"What is the matter? is still quiet, is it so affectionate? The seventh princess laughed at me a few more times before she said seriously: "She is a woman with great potential and a great future future. Eight Yang Girl, that's what someone wants. ”

"Lord? Is he the lord of the human realm in the yang world? "I suddenly remembered the method that the Six-Fingered Demon Infant said about leveling the Divine Realm, and deduced it.

"Hmmm! It is possible, but there are many tribulations to become a great tool. Therefore, I suggest that in the future, it is better for you to take her with you, and it is too troublesome not to let her out. Anyway, you like her too, don't you? ”

My wife, this is talking about business again, and washing my face. So much so that I could only nod depressedly, and said, "Who is the Lord of the Yang Realm now?" ”

"I don't know! Probably the President of the United States. ”

I suddenly laughed when I heard this, and the princess actually had a bit of a sense of humor! Looking inside, her three souls also had a faint smile. I took advantage of her inattention, and kissed her as soon as my soul stretched out her mouth, and it still felt good, and my whole body felt numb and crispy.

"Oops, Derpy, it's getting worse and worse!" The Seventh Princess scolded coquettishly. The three souls flew away again, and I don't know where they disappeared in my mind.

I smiled and happily went to Zheng Long.

Entering the tyrant's room, this guy was naked, and he slept like a thunderbolt, and he actually turned over, grabbed the one with his right hand, clicked his mouth, and fell asleep again.

This guy is actually still bare-fart# facing me.

I went up and slapped this guy's fart# stock, and scolded: "Tyrant, get up for Lao Tzu!" It's been more than half a morning, what are you sleeping? ”

Zheng Long stretched out his hand and touched his fart# stock, and his mouth honked twice, and he snorted thunderously.

My mind was spinning and I shouted, "Get up, fight!" ”

As soon as Zheng Long turned around, he got up with a "whoosh", jumped out of bed and looked at me: "Little white face, why are you?" Hit whom? To what extent? Missing an arm or a broken leg? ”

Well, when it comes to fighting, this guy wakes up quickly. However, he suddenly found that it was too much, and immediately jumped on the bed and pulled the blanket to cover it: "Little white face, why are you lying to me again?" Didn't you go to the south to be chic, why did the ball come back so soon? If you don't care about righteousness, you won't take me there! So quickly finished in style? ”

Looking at Zheng Long's appearance, he felt so aggrieved. I smiled coldly and said, "You don't have to pretend to be stunned there." In the morning, you were still in the south, and you were picked up by my contracted son in the snow, and you slept soundly in the luxurious room, why don't you remember? ”

"Uh...... Little white face, what are you talking about? Is there snow in the south? Lao Tzu's geography is taught by a geography teacher! This season, there is no snow in the north! Am I good at sleeping here all the time? Zheng Long was stunned and puzzled.

Seeing this, I muttered in my heart for a while before I told me about the morning. Zheng Long was dazed when he heard this, shook his head and said, "Little white face, that's really not me!" I just came here last night, and I haven't been out until dinner, so I don't believe you're watching the video! ”

I thought about it, realized something, and was about to speak, and the lid of the Ghost Swallowing Gourd opened. The six-fingered demon baby's girl# opened my shirt, stretched out a bloody head on my belt, and shouted: "Woo woo wow wow, is it the girl I picked up that I picked up...... Is it stupid to have a big father and mother, and a long-lost kiss with a low chest? Maybe it's really ......."

"Ah, blood ......" Zheng Long pointed to the head of the six-fingered demon baby, exclaimed, and immediately fainted.

Lao Tzu is really speechless, this guy is such a big man, and he actually faints blood! The six-fingered demon baby shook his head and rolled his eyes: "This stupid big man, just this virtue?" Alas, I am speechless, sir. "Tie the cloth and be.

"You give the old lady down, get beaten!"

Zixue's voice came, and the six-fingered demon baby was pulled into the ghost swallowing gourd, and the lid was automatically closed, and the two of them turned the world inside again.

I looked at Zheng Long on the bed and nodded, I really felt that what Sanfat said thought of me.

At that moment, I went outside to get a glass of pure water and poured Zheng Long awake. He sat up and wiped his face, looked at my waist again, and said, "Where did that bloody thing go?" It's bloody, it's so scary! ”

I smiled and asked Zheng Long to quickly put on his clothes and pants before saying to him: "Tyrant, come on, come on, it's okay today, let's talk about family life!" ”

"Hehe, if you want to be wow, you have to be wow! I'm going to call Brother Zheng and Sister Yourong over, and let's have a drink in the bar next door, and we're chatting wow! ”

Zheng Long walked out as he spoke, and I quickly grabbed him and told him about the situation here. This guy was so angry that he roared: "Mother, who dares to touch the tyrant's brothers and sisters? Find him, Lao Tzu can't beat him! ”

I smiled indifferently and said, "Don't be so excited, the other party will definitely contact us." Come, let's calm down and talk about you. ”

"My business?" Zheng Long picked his head and said in a daze, "What's the matter with me?" ”

"It's your family business, of course. For example, your origin, upbringing, hometown, teacher, etc. Because in the morning, Sanfat picked up another you, and I didn't even find out that it wasn't you, which means that you should have a sibling twin brother. ”

"Huh?" Zheng Long was startled, then patted his head, and then said, "Oh, I forgot it." That's what that bloody thing said! But I was in the Cloud Temple when I was a child, and I didn't have any brothers, and I didn't even know who my parents were! ”

"Oh? Temple in the clouds? "I don't understand it, because I've never heard of the name of such a temple. It seems that it may really be the place where the good old monk practiced!

"You also know the Cloud Temple, little white face?" Zheng Long asked with a look of surprise on his face.

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, I'm just curious, I feel like this name is very stylish." ”

"Hehe, there's a hammer to make it? There was a dilapidated temple in that place, and there was no offering for the Bodhisattva, and it was extremely poor, and there were no seedlings growing in the ground. It's weird, you can see the bustling world outside, but I just can't get out! When I was 14 years old, the old bald donkey let me go to school outside, and I was exposed to everything in the world! ”

Zheng Long's tone was quite resentful, and when he heard it, his head widened, and he smiled bitterly: "You guy, do you dare to scold your master?" Do you know what kind of character he is? ”

"Master? Hammer yo? I don't have that kind of master, right? That old bald donkey, every day he knows to watch wool # films, eat meat and drink wine, wander prostitution # prostitution, more than release # Yong # letter release # Yong # letter, just no money! I have two dollars, and let me help him buy Jieshibang! He had a good life, so he shouted Lao Tzu to chop wood, cook, eat white rice, white noodles, green vegetables, pickles, and old godmother chili sauce, and he was about to eat hemorrhoids. Such an old bald donkey, where is he like my master? Lao Tzu's cooking knife skills are first-class, cutting meat and swallowing saliva, one day he stole a piece of raw meat, and before he could swallow it, he was hung and beaten miserably. This old immortal, can he be a master? As soon as he heard him shout about goodness, Lao Tzu knew that he was going to suffer again. If Lao Tzu had been as good as him in the fight, he would have been killed a long time ago! ”

Zheng Long really complained, and he almost burst into tears.

Lao Tzu heard the evil hair sweat that was called a body, and he really had never seen such a master. This Zheng Long is simply abusive, right? However, it's a miracle that this guy grows so tall and strong without eating meat.

However, I finally confirmed that Zheng Long's teacher is indeed a disciple of the first monk of Buddhism. And this old monk is in such a state, it really opened my eyes! I heard that Buddhism is not pure, who would have thought that it would be so impure?

Is it really ...... Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart; Beauty # Sex Bedroom Room, Lewd # Evil Appearance?

I opened my eyes, but I still said to Zheng Long: "Tyrant, don't be sad, you may be a kind of training!" Your master is a good old monk, and his strength is unfathomable, and you can't kill him at all. You should also be glad to have such a master. Maybe one day, you'll be amazing. You have a senior brother named Abbot, and now he is a ghost monk, and he is a generalissimo in the underworld, and his strength is very good, which is the rhythm of a thousand miles a day. ”

"Huh?! How is that possible? I'm a big ball, even if I fight a little harder, I still can't get the old bald donkey, it's okay to fight ordinary people. If I had a senior brother, I guess the old bald donkey would have tortured me to death. ”

"If you don't believe it, just wait and see! However, it looks like your master has passed away, doesn't it? ”

"What does it mean to pass away? Oh, he seems to have recruited a prostitute named Yuan#Girl! Zheng Long looked silly, feeling hopeless.

I sweated and said, "Death means death." ”

"Oh, hehe, I thought you were talking about prostitutes#women! Hey? Little white face, do you know everything about the ball? I didn't tell you that the old bald donkey was begging for death, did I? ”

Zheng Long looked surprised, but I smiled secretly. Your uncle, your master is on you now, don't you know yet?

I nodded mysteriously and said, "I just know anyway." You say, how round is he...... Well, how did it die? ”-