Chapter Thirty-Six - The Three Kingdoms in Confusion

The farce of Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong is finally over - how did it end? A group of Guan Yu and a group of Qin Qiong on these two sides pinched each other for several days, and finally woke up the dreamer with Tang Xuan's words: You are not as powerful as Xiang Yu.

So this hatred was transferred to Xiang Yu...... However, this bar has been open for so long, and it has never been patronized by Xiang Yu.

It's a shame that that guy didn't come, if he really came, Guan Yu and Qin Qiong would have to continue to make trouble.

But the farce is over, but it opens the door to a new world for the strange guys in the bar - the parallel world of themselves!?

So, it's really a complete mess.

First of all, Guan Yu, who is unequaled in the Three Kingdoms, doesn't know which tendon he draws, maybe it's a mid-life crisis? Anyway, inexplicably began to fall in love with Guan Yu (sister) of Ji Wushuang, and then Guan Yu (sister), who was a thousand horses, joined the battlefield halfway, and ran to make a lily with Guan Yu (sister) of Ji Wushuang, Guan Yu of the Three Kingdoms was hit hard, and turned his attention to his third brother, that is, Zhang Fei (sister) of Ji Wushuang......

So Guan Yu and Zhang Fei of the Three Kingdoms fought on their own side, and then more people were involved - Liu Bei joined the battlefield.

As soon as Liu Bei came, how could others still sit still? Zhuge Liang thought about the urine nature of his usual lord, and felt that if he was a girl in the parallel world, he would definitely suffer (Zhuge Liang in Ji Wushuang is a Loli), and he also followed, but Liu Bei didn't react yet, and Zhuge Murafu himself became his own brain-dead fan in the parallel world.

Then Huang Yueying was not calm, wrapped in Sun Shangxiang also ran over, as soon as Sun Shangxiang came, Sun Jian, Sun Ce, Sun Quan, and Ye Ye didn't say a word, and led a group of Dongwu generals to form a support group, and they also followed...... Then Cao Cao didn't know where to get the news, and with a group of people on his side, he made a grand appearance like an underworld force......

In the end, the king pesticide was driven out.

Tang Xuan took a look - well, at first, it was just Guan Yu who fell in love with himself, but in the end, it evolved into a war between parallel worlds, fortunately, there is still a mechanism in the bar, and this group of guys looks quite happy, there should be no real fire - there is a peace mechanism in the bar here, since they can quarrel, it means that their own behavior does not contain malicious intent...... So it must be playing, right?

It's like watching a play.

More and more people are involved, but it is still limited to works with the theme of "Three Kingdoms".

A group of people were rolling in a mess over there, but the bar was extremely quiet.

"Sister Yun...... You just don't care about them? Tang Xuan poured wine for the row of Zhao Yun in front of him in turn, and looked at the people who were shouting for the sky and the earth with a light look.

Zhao Yun and Zhao Yun glanced at each other, then Zhao Yun next to him reached out and touched Zhao Yun's head, Zhao Yun on the far left shook his head helplessly, and the last group of Zhao Yun replied in unison in a tone of hatred: "Alas...... I can't manage it if I want to, it's too messy. ”

It's quite messy, why are you a group of Zhao Yun so calm? Tang Xuan's eyelids twitched, and he looked at Zhao Yun sitting in the row in front of him—from men to sisters, from royal sisters to Lori, all versions of Zhao Yun sat here calmly, not joining the tearing war over there.

Facing Tang Xuan's question, a group of Zhao Yun replied in unison again, "Maybe it's character, right?" It's great that you are so calm in any world. After speaking, he picked up the wine glass in unison, leaned in front of his face and took a sip.

Come on, Sister Yun deserves to be Sister Yun.

The battlefield over there is indeed chaotic enough, in fact, these people just want to come over and get to know each other because they know that they are of the opposite sex in the parallel world - not everyone wants to have an affair because of the midlife crisis like Guan Yu, and they also regard another self as an object...... Anyway, second master, you're too ghostly, right? I can't see that you are such a second master.

Of course, why Zhuge Liang became a fan of the parallel world's own brain, the reasons are worth discussing.

Later, even many of the Three Kingdoms Worlds, which Tang Xuan had never heard of himself, also entered into chaos, and it seemed that he was ...... It seems like...... It seems that the number of girls has surpassed that of men!?

"Cao Cao's old dog stay away from my Sun Jian! Wentai! Is Wentai okay? Hmm, ah......hhh

"Rest hurting my lord!" A group of Xiahoudun said...... Immediately afterwards, they themselves were confused, "Anyway, whose lord is that Meng De just now?" First of all, if it weren't for my lord, I wouldn't have saved it, I only recognize one Mengde. ”

"! Mengde is Mengde! Whichever one is him!? One of them, Xiahoudun, said, "Meng De, where are you?" It's okay, come out......"

"Get out! I don't admit that that kind of unshaven uncle will be my Mengde! The other Xiahoudun crossed his waist and looked dissatisfied, "Then again, who are you?" Don't you tell me I'm like this in the other world!? What else do you resemble me except that you are blind in one eye!? ”

"A group of female dolls are all out of the way for Lao Tzu!" Another Xiahou stood up with his biceps puffed out, "Lao Tzu is the official history!" Do you understand the official history!? Lao Tzu is the real Xiahoudun! Mengde, where are you!? Meng De...... Mom, what do you want to do? I'm Xiahoudun! I'm the right one!! You let me go, the female doll is presumptuous...... Help! This group of wants to force X me, ahhhh No matter what...... Who's going to save me—"

Cao Cao, who was trembling, had already pulled Liu Bei to the side, as for Sun Jian? Long gone.

A group of Xiahou Yuan saw that a group of Xiahou Yuan over there were fighting by themselves, and hurriedly shouted: "Yuan Rang!" Yuan let hold on! I'm here to save you...... Where is Yuan letting you go...... Wow!! ”

I don't know which world Xiahou Yuan is a natural stay, a flat fall fell to the ground with a "snap", and then a group of Xiahou Yuan behind him couldn't dodge and fell to the ground one after another.

"Miaocai, are you alright? Talented? You're talking! ”

"Who just fell!? Pig teammates!! ”

"Brother! Where are you, brother? Sun Shangxiang looked around in the crowd, and he didn't know whether he was calling Sun Ce or Sun Quan.

"Is that you? Shang Xiang! I'm here......" Sun Quan's faint voice came from the depths of the chaotic crowd, followed by another female voice, "Wow, Brother Quan!" So you're here! It's so cute to let my sister hug me......"

"Shang Xiang save me-"

"Where the hell are you, brother? I can't see you! Sun Shangxiang was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, but she couldn't find Sun Quan's location.

At this time, a group of Sun Jian were killed on the side - from muscle uncles to tall big sisters, there were various types of Sun Jian: "Shangxiang, you are here, come with me, it's too chaotic here." ”

"Are so many dads trying to scare me to death!?" Sun Shangxiang looked at the group of Sun Jian in front of him, and cried out directly, "You first distinguish who you are, okay?" Where's my real father!? ”

Sun Jian looked at each other for a moment, and then got out of the way with a very tacit understanding, and a big sister Sun Jian stepped forward: "Shang Xiang, come with me." ”

"It's not you!! Is it okay for my dad to be a man!? Sun Shangxiang collapsed directly.

…………

Tang Xuan and a group of Zhao Yun watched the chaotic battlefield over there with cold eyes, and finally, a certain Lori Zhao Yun raised the empty cup in his hand: "Add wine." ”

"Hey, it's good......" Tang Xuan trembled and refilled the cup of this loli, and then sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It's really messy." ”

"Not really! I could still see where the lord was, but then I was completely dazzled. A certain uncle Zhao Yun covered his face and sighed, and snatched the wine glass in the hand of Lori Zhao Yun next to him, "Don't drink, child, boss, change it for juice for her." ”

"Hmm......" Lori Zhao Yun stared at her uncle Zhao Yun with a little dissatisfaction, but still didn't object.

So it's really good that Zhao Yun, no matter which world he is, is so calm...... Right?

At this time, Zhao Yun, the girl sitting in the middle, held the cup and said with a tangled face: "Now, it can be regarded as fate for everyone to meet, right?" Cheers? Let me start with that...... Uh, well, it doesn't seem necessary to introduce it either...... Ahem! Celebrate everyone coming together and cheers~"

"Oh." A group of Zhao Yun raised the cups in their hands weakly, and their movements were uniform.

Tang Xuan looked over there again...... Most of the bar is a group of Three Kingdoms characters going crazy, and the rest of the customers are gathered on the other side, talking and laughing while watching the live version of the Three Kingdoms Brawl.

How so? It wasn't clear when that group of people would be able to stop, anyway, Tang Xuan knew one thing - the face of "Three Kingdoms" today was completely lost by this group of people.

[To be continued]