Chapter 41 - The Old Immortal is Invincible

So Saten Tears began to follow Miss Paspel, a vampire from an unknown world, and officially learned magic.

"First, let's learn about the most common spells in magic for our first lesson...... This is a separate language, created by the descendants of gods and elves in ancient times, and most of the current spells that can communicate with the elements are based on this language, and if you learn this, you can be considered a magician in your own right. Paspel still has a teacher's shelf, took out a huge hardcover book weighing more than a dozen pounds, and started the class directly.

Saying...... It's okay to eavesdrop on the sidelines, right?

Tang Xuan, who was somewhat interested in magic, quietly approached them.

"First of all, the thirty letters are written and pronounced, you look at this page, this is the basic composition of the incantation, come, listen to me......%#¥@%#¥@......"

So Tang Xuan said that the pronunciation of these letters was simply challenging biology, and his scalp left numbly-he couldn't learn it, and he couldn't learn it, and sure enough, magic was such a sophisticated thing, and he was still obediently superstitious about science.

Speaking of superstitious science...... If he felt something, Tang Xuan cast his eyes in a certain direction, and sure enough, he saw a certain commentator surnamed Huang and a certain red-painted blonde robot sitting together......

Wearing the clothes of a Taoist priest, he looks like Yin Zhiping.

"Little brother, I'm a fortune teller here, do you want to give it a try? Let me tell you, since the opening, the guys who have been counted by me will basically run back after the fact to thank me heavily, people give the nickname 'Huang Laoxian', and the effect is much more obvious than those who burn incense and worship the Buddha, what's the matter? Zodiac signs, palmistry, past and present lives, officialdom, career, wife, children, good health, family and prosperity...... Try it? You're in for a lot. ”

The red-painted blonde robot, that is, Geralt, although he has a paralyzed face, will inevitably show an embarrassed expression at this moment: "This...... Can robots also tell fortunes? I've always believed that my destiny was created by myself. ”

"Oh, don't say that, just like the little Lori adopted by Schrödinger's bastard, you never know if she's wearing ** before you lift her skirt, this is a classic theory of quantum physics, before you formalize something, that thing is superimposed by a number of different states, and only when you really confirm its state, will it collapse into the state you perceive...... So, even if fate is created by oneself, isn't it actually something unknown! It's also great to be a reference, don't you say? Come on, come on, the old man will help you calculate a hexagram at half price today - oh yes, my customers used to say it, my fortune teller, it seems that the opposite will happen after saying it...... The legendary poisonous milk in the industry is what I'm talking about.,Actually, I like this attribute a lot.,I feel pretty cute......"

After a long time, Huang grabbed Geralt's hand and touched it, and found that the robot had neither hand prints nor bones, and he couldn't get it to look at palmistry and touch bones, so he turned to look at his face: "Little brother, you take off your helmet and I'll take a look." ”

Geralo took off his helmet a little unhappily, revealing long blond hair like water and a face like a girl...... Ignoring gender can score at least 92 points.,Toru Nakayama's painting style is simply cute.。

"Hmm...... Little brother, I looked at your face and found that your seal hall was black, and there will be a disaster of blood and light in the near future. Huang Laoxian stared at Geralt's face, looking left and right, and sighed, "Look at you like this, you should be the protagonist of a very old game, right?" I haven't played it anyway...... Come, let me guess, since you are the protagonist of the game, and you are obviously a combat-oriented game, ignoring the text adventure, then in the end you must be trying to save the world...... Tell me how the battle is going on your side? ”

Although Geralt felt that this Huang Lao Xian was a little incoherent and couldn't understand it, he still replied honestly: "The threat on the ground has been roughly resolved, New Arcadia has been hit by satellite orbit, and the rebels are searching for survivors...... Tomorrow I'm going to set off on the 'God's Evening' satellite to investigate why the satellite is firing again when no one is controlling it, and once the satellite is dealt with, the real peace will come." ”

Huang Laoxian nodded thoughtfully: "Sounds like the last level...... No wonder I think you're in a bloody ......"

Tang Xuan listened to the conversation between the two and couldn't help but sigh - Huang Laoxian was surprisingly popular in the fortune-telling industry.

Because this guy doesn't know who he learned fortune-telling with, he can always guess the ending of those characters without reading the plot - I don't know why, as long as it is calculated by him, it is basically the bad things that those characters are about to encounter, such as the last time he told Kane's fortune telling Bloodhoof and said: "You are going to duel with people in the tribe?" You might die......"

And Pierce fortune telling: "Submarine oil fields? Little brother, I feel that you will encounter something terrible there, there is no way to return to the sky, you better arrange the future in advance. ”

Then there's saying to a red-haired high school boy, "You're going to go to Egypt with someone else to kill vampires?" Hey—I think this trip must be dangerous, you might die there, it's best to leave a letter to your parents in advance. ”

This guy's fortune telling can only calculate bad things, but why is it still popular? Because—Ya is a poisonous milk!

As long as he says something, it will all go in the opposite direction......

Kane's Bloodhoof really duel with Garrosh a while ago, and according to the plot of Yamaguchiyama, the old man drove west, and the Minotaurs lost their old chieftain...... As a result, Huang Laoxian said that during the duel that day, Kane's bloody hoof didn't know what was going on, and he was full of inexhaustible strength, pressing Garrosh and beating him violently, just when he hesitated whether he really wanted to hurt Garrosh, Garrosh suddenly burst out, and the weapon in his hand slashed towards his waist and eyes...... The weapon was smeared with by Masaga, and the was poisonous, and it stands to reason that Kane's bloody hoof was supposed to kneel after this blow, and the result was ...... As a result, at this critical moment, Garrosh's feet cramped, and he fell to the ground, and the whole person fell to the ground in a large shape, and the weapons flew out of the distance. You're welcome! In an instant, Daimon Goro's soul possessed, and when he grabbed Garrosh, it was a star-filled explosion to strengthen the hidden super kill-Ritian Hell Blissful Fall (Daimon Goro: I don't remember this move!) In the end, although Garrosh did not die, he was carried out of the arena with a broken body.

So Huang Laoxian's poisoned milk successfully reversed the fate of the old chief of the Minotaur.

There is also Pierce, this guy's full name is Pierce Nevins, a member of the "Global Bioterrorism Assessment and Defense Alliance" referred to as BSAA, at the end of a certain operation, he and the old captain Chris (not the one who closed the door) went to the undersea oil field to save people, but after saving people, he encountered the ultimate biological weapon "House", and was chased by this monster that looked like a man and an octopus for several streets, and finally Pierce was tragically cut off, Chris was also caught by House, and saw that the old captain was about to be pinched to death, At the critical moment, Pierce was injected with an enhanced version of the C virus - a hideous twisted limb grew from the severed arm, which can cast high-voltage electricity, so Pierce turned into Pikachu and easily defeated Chaos...... Originally, House didn't die in the end, and Pierce voluntarily stayed in the oil field and died with House, but at this moment, Huang Laoxian's poisoned milk had an effect: the phenomenon of "perfect fusion with the virus", which theoretically only has a 1 in 100 million probability and a near-zero chance, appeared in Pierce, so he became an existence similar to Alice, a two-gun old woman (the heroine of the Resident Evil movie version), and even his inhuman-like right hand changed back to a human form...... In the end, along with Chris, he killed House once and for all, and then escaped from the undersea oil field.

Huang Laoxian's poisonous milk is indeed powerful.

Then there is the red-haired high school student named Noriaki Hanakyoin, a man with a spirit (stand-in) (green emperor) (Moe Baishang's complaint is "glowing cantaloupe essence"), when he arrived in Egypt to fight Dior, he was punched through the abdomen, and before losing consciousness, he used his last stand-in attack, destroying the hands on the clock tower, implying that Dior's ability is to stop time...... Ben came here and died, but Huang Laoxian's poisoned milk completely violated science, he didn't know what luck he was holding a breath, and next to it seemed that the plot was arranged, the ambulance attracted by the accident happened to meet him half-dead embedded in the water tank on the roof of the building...... What does it mean to be unscientific? This is called unscientific, the abdomen has been completely pierced, and the vertebrae have been broken, but! But this guy just isn't dead!

So got it, right? Huang Laoxian's fortune-telling can only calculate bad things, but because of his poisonous milk physique, the established bad luck that he said will be reversed...... This guy is a living savior, savior.

"Hmm...... I figured it out. Huang Laoxian looked at the red-painted blonde robot in front of him and muttered, "Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?" It's done as soon as possible.,If you like any girl, go and confess as soon as possible...... I don't think you can come back after you go on this mission. ”

"......" Geralt's expression at that time was neither sad nor joyful.

[To be continued]