That's it, man. There is always a great curiosity, but I don't understand, and it is sometimes better not to know the truth of a thing than to know. Now this man is in such a situation, I told him, I have no way to treat your mother at all, if you want to ask, the most you can ask is to ask the truth from me, but if I tell the truth, you may still turn against me, and it will not be good if Lin Feng makes a heavy move......

But this eldest brother turned out to be dead-faced, and he had to ask me to tell the reason, otherwise he wouldn't leave. I said in my heart, why are you so stubborn? But there is no way, if I don't say it, he really won't go, I can't help it, I turned my head to look at Chongxi: "I say, I'm afraid your mouth is not good." Chongxi nodded, and I turned back to the man and said, "I said ugly things, the situation at that time was not good, with a filial son like you, it is likely that he will turn his face when he listens to my words." The man hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't worry, little master, you can say it." "I said to myself, if you turn your face, you're going to get beaten up, but it looks like he's going to be wrong again. I shook my head and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll tell you how your mother is crazy." Your mother's gambling rake is to open a secret casino, accommodate gambling, and then, take a proportional cut from the winner. It's nothing. But what everyone knows is that she serves the gambling game, but what she doesn't know is what she does after the gamblers disperse in the second half of the night! You know the topography of your house, there is a lowland to the east, and a tomb to the east of the lowland, and next to the tomb is a mountain road, which is the only way to get out of the mountain. Farmers in the mountains must pass through there if they want to go outside the mountain to sell their goods and buy daily necessities. Because it is also 20 miles to the nearest town, the mountain people often travel in the middle of the night. Your mother is wearing a white robe and a white hat, squatting behind the grave and waiting, once someone comes, she jumps out, jumping up and imitating zombies, the passing mountain people are often so frightened that they drop their things and run away, and when they run away, she picks up those things and leaves. She's been doing this all these years! ”

Speaking of this, the man's face changed, and Lin Feng secretly clenched his fists beside me, but the man didn't want to have a seizure but just sighed. At this time, I heard the man's wife say: "No wonder, every time I go to my mother-in-law's house to deliver something, my mother-in-law brings me a lot of things. So that's it! ”

I nodded and continued, "Do you know that there is a crazy woman in your South Village? The man looked up at my question and said, "Yes, the woman has gone mad." I nodded and continued: "It's time for an accident, the last time your mother's old trick was repeated, I met the crazy woman in Nancun sleeping behind another tomb, the crazy woman has no sense of fear, I saw her pretending to be a zombie, I thought it was funny, and I brought a filial piety robe when I went home, and I wanted to play with her!" Your mother only saw a person on the other side, but she didn't think carefully about how people were still entering the mountain at this time! jumped out, but when I got close to her, I realized that it was a "zombie" like herself! She only knew that she was fake, how could she have thought that the other party was also fake, and thought that her actions had attracted real ghosts. Turning around and running back, the madwoman chasing after him. She ran home, closed the row (firewood door), ran into the house again, closed the door, looked out through the crack in the door, and saw that the other party was wearing white and white, and the cloak was scattered chasing after her, and she was blocked outside the firewood door, and she was still jumping! It wasn't until dawn that the madwoman left, and she was scared crazy. "The reason why I didn't let Chongxi tell him about this matter is because Chongxi is a natural stay, and sometimes he doesn't speak lightly or heavily, in case Chongxi opens his mouth, he will give someone a "Your mother is sorry!" "People may be anxious if they don't listen to it.

I made a helpless gesture to the man, and then said, "Okay, you know what happened, are you satisfied this time?" The man smiled wryly and nodded, while I patted him on the shoulder and said, "This big brother, you should find a better mental hospital for your mother to recuperate, you can see that you are a filial son." "I didn't expect me to shoot him this time, and even slapped his tears out, and the big man actually hid his face and cried, and his daughter-in-law hurriedly came up to persuade him. And I turned to the "big brother with plastic bags" who brought them and said, "Big brother and sister-in-law, didn't my father tell you last time, there will be no such thing in your place, and you can tell them directly if there is such a thing next time, don't use to find Mr." You said that this is looking for my dad and me, if this is looking for a liar, then it must not be cheated? ”

The four of them got up and thanked me repeatedly, and after the man controlled his emotions, he asked me how much the "consultation fee" was. I hurriedly waved my hand: "Big brother, what is this." This is not a supernatural event, and we haven't solved anything for you, so what kind of 'consulting fee' do you charge." The man was stunned, obviously not expecting that I would not take his money. In the end, when they left, they still gave me 500 yuan, saying that the paper money and incense candles they burned just now were theirs. After sending the four people away, I turned my head to look at Lin Feng and Chongxi with the five hundred yuan, and the two of them also looked at me with a wry smile. Then I called my dad and told him what had just happened, and said that he had obediently gone to see a mental illness, but my dad just said yes on the other end of the phone, saying that he knew, and hung up the phone.

Lin Feng said on the side: "You say, what kind of work did my dad introduce to us, I have to talk to him next time!" I said, "Pull it down, isn't that Uncle Quan also for our good!" As he spoke, Lin Feng's little apprentice came, Lin Feng got up and led the apprentice upstairs to practice his fists and feet, leaving me and Chongxi, a nerd, staring at each other. I thought it would be a job on the first day of opening, but who would have thought it would be just a farce.

The days that followed became more and more boring, as the saying goes, "it's easy to, it's hard to eat", and for several days, we didn't continue to do any work in the Yin Yang Pavilion. In fact, we don't just catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, the signboard is clearly written, and we also take care of the yin and yang houses, but no one comes to the door.

In the past few days, our brothers have almost been idle, and at noon this day, we were taking Lin Feng's little apprentice to have lunch, when suddenly a person broke in outside the door, and asked, "Is the hall owner here?" I looked up at this person, and I was startled at the sight of this person, this person's whole face was shrouded in a thick black gas, like the bottom of a black pot! From the accent, it sounds like he's still a buddy from the Northeast, and it seems that his age should be about the same as mine, and I didn't give him a good face when I saw that he was anxious and rampage: "I am, what's the matter with you?" "From the bag in this man's hand, it can be seen that he is also a gentleman, and he is a companion with us. Because in the bag in his hand, he could faintly see a faint golden light, thinking that it was some kind of magic weapon of his. Guo Degang said that peers are enemies, and our industry is the same. Unexpectedly, when this person saw my answer, he immediately rushed over and grabbed my hand: "Brother, you can be regarded as finding a companion!" You've got to help! ”

As soon as I heard it, this grandson was here to move the rescuers, not to kick the field, so his tone softened: "Okay, you sit down and talk slowly, what's going on?" How did you get it like this, your face is as black as the bottom of a pot? "I say this with the intention of telling him that I am indeed capable of seeing that something is wrong with him, not a god. When the Northeast colleague heard me say this, his eyes immediately lit up: "Oh, this time I didn't find the wrong person, I found several before and they were all sticks!" "I said in my heart that this guy is really stunned." So I took a can of Coke out of the fridge and said, "Don't worry, take your time." ”

This buddy was really unkind, opened the Coke can and took a sip and said, "I want to ask your brother for a favor, I've been dying of worry for the past two days." "I said in my heart, don't say that you want to die of sorrow, just the black gas on your face, if you can't keep it in two days, you will really die. I only heard him say again: "I, I took over a good job two days ago, and someone asked me to collect two resentful ghosts, and the remuneration was 1.2 million." As a result, after I took those two ghosts away, evil spirits began to trouble me, and they came every day. I can't stop fighting, and I can't get rid of it. It's no problem, isn't it asking your peers to help? Hearing this, I felt that there was something strange in this matter, so I asked him: "Brother, I heard that your accent is from the Northeast, and you have a big gang of soldiers and Mr. Yin and Yang in the Northeast, why did you think of coming here to rescue the soldiers?" ”

Unexpectedly, when I asked this kid like this, he actually made a bitter face: "Go, it's useless." I went to find several seniors and older helpers, but no matter who I looked for, they scolded me and ran away without seeing each other......"