Chapter 31: Weird Space: Real Estate Ghosts

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The rough man stood motionless, pretending to prick up his ears to listen to the ominous clamor of singing around himβ€”

He squinted independently at a pair of arrogant triangular eyes under his thick eyebrows, and a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was disgusted with the people around him as well as himself.

He knew that this ominous clamor of chanting would be difficult to stop for a while if he did not continue to threaten and lash out fiercely.

But he didn't know if it was good or bad to do so.

He had thought about the feeling of being away from humanity countless times, but now the feeling of disgust was something he could never have imagined before, and it could be so overwhelming that logic and ideas were suddenly completely overturned as if they had been cut throats.

And what he is doing now is undoubtedly just to find a reason to vent his disgust with everything in front of him...... But otherwise, he was even more at a loss, and even more depressed and uncomfortable.

A wave of disgust immediately enveloped the dark demonic aura that came from all directions, and quickly swept through his whole body......

"Quietβ€”"

He opened his mouth and let out an even more muffled roar.

All the noisy singing voices in the strange space immediately turned into silence, death-like silence, death-like all held their breath and condensed, all of them stretched their necks in unison, their eyes widened, like toads sitting in wells looking up at the sky...... It can be said that it is all in one net, without exception, including Lin Tao, and Xia Xing, who raps around Lin Tao.

The rough man then raised a fist in the air as if involuntarily, swung it a few times, and then violently retracted, and dropped the fist that was still clenched, hanging from the outside of his thigh, just enough to cover a hole in his thigh jeans.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself first, I am Tong Xiaotian, chairman and general manager of the well-known Zhuanghan Real Estate Company in K City...... Please keep in mind that the chairman and general manager of Zhuangjiahan Real Estate Company is called Tong Xiaotian, who is now standing in front of you. ”

After a short period of silence, there was an uproar in the strange space again-

"What do you mean? TM is amazing, isn't it? ”

"Tong Xiaotian - lonely and unheard, what kind of birdman? Haven't heard of it. ”

"It turned out to be a black-hearted tofu scum real estate tycoon."

"So what, Lao Tzu won't buy your house."

"It's not going to be a gold sticker on your face...... The chairman of the self-styled what bird skin bag company real estate has! This kind of person grabs a handful, all TM black heart and black liver, black lungs, black belly and black intestines, there is no place that is not TM all black! ”

……

The rough voice of the urn then resounded through the strange space again, overpowering all the noiseβ€”

"Quiet - what a bunch of pig brains! Can you be quiet for three minutes? Please keep pricking up your pig's ears and listen to what I have to say...... Ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you responsibly that we were killed in a car accident. ”

The noise began to fade away.

"Then, you must be unable to resist the pig's head and ask, 'Since we are both dead, why are we suddenly resurrected?' That's a good question, and I might as well hit the nail on the head, because I've asked myself countless times. ”

The noise was not only diminished by the coarse voice of the urn, but also disappeared quickly and gradually in an orderly manner, as if it had been cleared, isolated and cordoned off.

"But TM is really evil!"

Now, except for the rough voice of the urn and the urn, the other noises have disappeared.

"I'm confused...... It's still the same: I don't know why people are resurrected like this after death......"

In the whole strange space, only his voice was left now.

"That's right, we are indeed TM resurrected, and it is true that Grandma Cao has been resurrected again."

The sound of the urn is very magnetic, like a storm, and it continues to echo in the strange space like a knock on something.

"So, don't we feel that T Niang is happy? Thank you Lord Longen, thank God thank you Bodhisattva, thank you Ancestor Xianlu, we just took a turn in front of the ghost gate! ”

The thick voice of the urn paused slightly, he needed to- no, he had to stop and change his breath.

β€œNO—”

His tone suddenly became heavier, and suddenly became agitated.

"What thank you Lord Longen, what thank God thank you Bodhisattva, and what bullshit ancestor manifestation-"

The intensified voice, the yin qi of the forest is like a man's back, cold and chilling.

"It's all bullshit imaginary from pigs' brains!"

The sound of the urn and the thick voice of the urn paused again, and he changed his breath.

"Ahem...... Yes, it's just self-deception, to comfort yourself, in fact, they don't even open their eyes to you, they all turn a deaf ear, they all sleep soundly, like a dead dog buzzing around a group of green-headed flies on the side of the road. ”

All the souls who had been declared dead obediently pricked up their ears and listened to his ghostly roar.

"Do you want to ask why?"

Why, why don't you ask: why?

"Excellent! Don't say that I, Tong Xiaotian, am playing on the topic and insulting you in front of you - it's really not wrong at all, it's really a bunch of pig brains! ”

Can you be civilized, don't move and open your mouth and close your mouth, it's that pig brain, pig brain...... It seems that there are a lot of pig brains on the lips.

"Now wake up, understand? We've all hung up, and the whole TM is dead. ”

Alas! Destiny is like this, can you make your voice not so cold - it's very harsh!

"We're all dead, stop clinging to your pitiful fantasies and rejoicing - pig brains, wake up if you don't understand it, we're all really dead!"

Here we go again, I really scold everyone like pigs! As far as your TM is so smart, you have a lot of bellies, and ...... By the way, and there is also a belly of poop.

"I thought we were lying in the hospital, waking up under the scalpel of a life-saving straw, and then, in a state of confusion, enjoying some kind of special care, being placed in a magical treatment place to move our limbs, which we had become numb and stiff."

yes - it's amazing!

What's going on here?

I didn't feel much stiffness in my limbs, but ...... This whole body is covered with bruises, why is there no reaction at all, not even a single hair of pain?

Could it be that the anesthesia dose is too much, or is the anesthesia permanently stagnant in the body like taking root and sprouting, so it becomes insensitive and has no feeling?

TM's evil door, oh, it's really weird!