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There are two people who are even more annoying, that is, the commander of the USS Ford aircraft carrier fleet, Johnson Martin has been annoying for almost half a month.

Because of the joint maritime military exercises of the United States, Japan, and South Korea, it has been 12 days since the USS Ford arrived in the waters near Japan.

The CVN-78 USS Ford, the newest Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carrier in the United States, is the most powerful warship in the world.

The aircraft carrier uses a variety of high-tech technologies, such as the carrier-based aircraft electromagnetic catapult system, the new high-power integrated nuclear reactor strip power distribution system, the active phased array radar, the shipboard laser defense system, the information rasterization technology, and the electromagnetic orbital weapon system.

It has a displacement of more than 100,000 tons, a total length of 337 meters, a total width of 77 meters including the flight deck, and is powered by two A1B nuclear reactors, with a maximum speed of more than 30 knots.

There are more than 80 carrier-based aircraft, including: F-35C Lightning II fighter, F/A-18E/F Super Hornet fighter-attack aircraft, EA-18G Growler electronic warfare aircraft, E-2D Hawkeye early warning aircraft, MH-60R/S Knight Eagle multi-purpose helicopter, and joint unmanned air combat system.

When the USS Ford arrived near Jeju Island with four Ticonderoga-class cruisers, four Arleigh Burke-class destroyers, two Perry-class frigates, two Los Angeles-class nuclear attack submarines, and one Sacramento-class supply ship, it was in trouble.

"Fack! Those two goddamn flies are here again, damn it. Fleet Chief of Staff Grove Hado said hatefully to Johnson Martin.

Johnson Martin turned the pen in his hand expressionlessly, and said slowly: "Don't worry about them, these flies only dare to spy from afar." ”

"What I want to know is, did our plane go out?"

"Of course, we won't take it lightly, there is always a squadron of lightning on guard in the air! But we're not going to expel you, Fake, these Chinese rats who are good at peek-a-boo! Grove Haddow was still angry and gritted his teeth.

"I think if you have time to get angry, you can go and see how many submarines are hidden around us!" Johnson Martin replied weakly.

"Fack, how can there be more than a hundred submarine signals around us! Has Huaxia's military power developed to this point? We can't find it in Los Angeles either, hell! ”

After a little complaining, Johnson Martin said again, "Hey, it's really annoying, I've been dragged here!" ”

Grove Haddow didn't answer, nodding in agreement.

Then he cursed and said, "Is our Mr. President still his Melania in bed?" Why didn't you give the order to shoot down those flies yet? The dignity of the US Navy should not be provoked by those yellow-skinned monkeys! ”

Johnson Martin suddenly stood up and said solemnly: "Mr. Hado, I repeat, this time we are here to show strength and exert pressure, not to provoke a big war!" ”

"Huaxia is not Libya, we shot down two fighters and shot them down, don't think too much, do you think Huaxia will let us shoot down their two planes indifferently?"

"If it causes the wrath of Huaxia to lead to retaliation, can one of our fleets withstand the siege of Huaxia? You also know that in the event of a war, we will be attacked by ballistic missiles, submarine-launched missiles, cruise missiles and a large number of fighter jets, do you think we can withstand it? ”

"Even a nuclear attack, do you think our Ford is strong enough to ignore so many weapons?"

"Even if you don't say that, can you fix what the hell these damn submarine signals are all about?"

Seeing that Grove Hardo was dejected and did not speak, Johnson Martin said: "So, my Mr. Chief of Staff, stop talking about these stupid topics!" ”

Grove Haddow raised his hands and said, "I know all this, I'm just complaining, damn it, we've been here for twelve days, and we can't even enter the exercise area, it's a joke!" Fack, those bureaucratic capitalists who are afraid of death! ”

"Damn the Chinese, Fake, why do you dare to launch missiles in the sea area where we are scheduled to exercise? Do they want to provoke a war? Fack! ”

"Well, if you can put away your big mouth, I can tell you a little gossip!" Johnson Martin held up a finger and said mysteriously.

Grove Haddow was immediately intrigued and asked, "What is it?" I promise not to talk nonsense! ”

Martin said solemnly: "Hado, we have been good partners for many years, so I just tell you, you don't talk nonsense. ”

"I heard the news by chance that we are preparing to expand the military scale and prepare for war against Huaxia!"

"Fake, this can't be!" Grove Haddow stood up in shock and shouted.

"Those capitalists are crazy? Do they know how many American lads will die if there is a war? ”

"Huaxia is not Iraq, 10,000 people can be solved, if we start a war against China, at least one million people will die, this is crazy!"

"Tell me, Martin, where did you hear this?"

"Hey, calm down, Hado!" Johnson Martin yelled, forcing Grove Hardo to calm down.

He continued: "I said it was a piece of gossip and I can't tell you where I heard it, but I make sure it's credible, so get ready! ”

"Maybe tomorrow, maybe next year, maybe ten years, we will go to the battlefield, so, if you have time, accompany Xiao Hado more!"

"Even our Ford, I can't guarantee that he won't sink under the saturation attack of Huaxia! So, if you have time to complain, go and study Huaxia's fire fangs more, maybe it can save our lives when the time comes. ”

After Johnson Martin finished speaking, he ignored Grove Hallo, who was still shocked, and continued to sit back in his chair and turn his pen.

What annoyed the Ford were two J-20 fighters known as the Fire Fangs, who were cruising at supersonic speeds at a distance of 150 kilometers from the Ford.

"Captain, how about we fly within fifty kilometers?"

"It's not good, follow me honestly!"

"It's too boring to fly like this, you see, if there is no F35 coming over today, guerrilla warfare can't be played!"

"When we have a thousand, whatever you want, even if you crash into it, I won't care about you. Now be honest and don't forget the order before you go! ”

"Avoid friction, don't fire the first shot, don't let the enemy fire the second. Honestly, God is annoying! But by the end of the year, it will be more than a thousand, and then I will come to a low-altitude field and greet the American aircraft carrier, it must be very cool! ”

"I thought you're going to bump into it, coward!"

"Captain, it's not good for you to say that!"

"Don't be poor, pay attention, we've been staring at the radar, be careful that the Americans are provoked and really fire."

"No, it won't! You see, today the Americans have not come to expel us, and besides, an ultra-low altitude can get rid of radar tracking, and it is not easy to find us again. ”

"It's always right to pay attention, the Americans are also helpless by us, their F35 and ours are half a pound and eight taels, and they are not strong enough, I'm afraid that there are laser cannons and electromagnetic cannons on Ford! So it's better to pay attention to get rid of abnormalities in time. ”

"We also have support behind us, and there are submarines on the bottom of the sea, which the Americans dare not do."

"Caution first, caution first! Execute the command! ”

"Yes, Captain!"

"Report!"

A report woke up Johnson Martin and Grove Hardo, who were sitting opposite each other and holding their chins in a daze.

Sitting up straight, Johnson Martin replied, "Please come in!" ”

The fleet communications officer walked up to Johnson Martin and saluted: "Mr. Captain, this is a brief communication between the defense ministers of the United States and China today!" ”

Johnson Martin took the document, didn't read it, and asked directly: "Is there any different news?" ”

"It's still like that, it's communicating, standing still, raising vigilance, avoiding friction, preventing war!" After the communications officer finished speaking, he muttered and added: "Fake damn bureaucrat, it's been twelve days, it's really annoying!" ”

Johnson Martin and Rogoff Hado nodded, not knowing whether they knew or agreed with him.

The Ford also nodded slightly, it was also very annoying, the most powerful warship, it was actually impossible to stay here for twelve days, it was really annoying!