Chapter 9 Funeral Patterns
At this time, the old man also burst into tears. He refilled my tea and said to me, 'Teacher, I know you're embarrassed about this, I'm a boss (coal miner) and I don't know how to say anything. But the matter has come out, a piece of white cloth has been dyed black and can't turn white anymore, you see if there is a way for us to make the merit for sin, whether it is burning paper, doing Dharma or what we want to do, as long as we can let Cousin Fenzi eliminate the disaster and reincarnate, our disease, even if we can't do without that charm for the rest of our lives, we will admit it! If it doesn't work again, subtract a few years of my lifespan and add it to Cousin Fenzi, do you think it's okay? I'm kowtowing to you! Saying that, the two knelt down and kowtowed, and I hurriedly scooped them up: "Gotta got, what, aren't you sorry for me, as for it?" I made it clear to you at the beginning, if it can't be solved, I will refund the tuition fee! Only then did these two settle down. I thought for a while and said, 'Just a few words to you just now, it also shows that you are kind-hearted, if you are asked to recognize a ghost as your goddaughter, will you do it?' The old man asked, 'You mean to make Cousin Fenzi our goddaughter?' I waved my hand: 'No, it's a dead woman who has a direct connection with resolving the matter.' The so-called confession of her daughter is to burn paper for her on May 7, 100 days, anniversary, and Qingming, and insist on it for three years, do you think it's okay? They immediately agreed: 'That's fine!' I nodded: "Okay, you can use that spell first, I'll draw another one for you if I'm worried about using it, it's just an expedient measure, I'll let my son come to you in a few days, you just wait." ’”
"Back at the Chinese Academy of Studies, Shi Yan asked me, how to start this matter? I thought about it, it is not difficult to recall some of her lost soul in this matter, Shi Yan can handle it, the key is to recall it like this, she is still in a state of amnesia. To solve the problem, we have to start with the cause of her amnesia, simulate the original environment, and stimulate the depths of her memory. Of course, all this needs to be done before recalling her soul, to simulate the environment at that time, you must find a person who is destined, I already know who this person is, but there may be some minor trouble if you ask him, but it can still be done! After that, I called Shang Shiyan and asked him to drive the car and go to find someone destined for him - him! ”
Dad pointed at Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang laughed, and said: "I'll tell you these words, at that time, a few workers under me were drunk and caused trouble, and I was losing my temper, and his father and son found it." Mr. Zhang pointed at me and my father, and continued: "I think this must be looking for me to go through the back door and want Xiaojun to see a doctor, my brother Nie Xiaojun is a well-known thoracic surgeon, and there are many people who have come to me in the past, so he shouted loudly and said: 'Go!'" Walk! Let me go! Whatever you came to me for!! Unexpectedly, the two men got up and left, and stood two steps away. Without looking back, Brother Hai said coldly as if talking to the air, 'Your iron buddy Nie Xiaojun came to see you today, I wanted to surprise you, but I didn't want his driver to be unskilled and rode a luxury car. What's worse is that it's your opponent Liu Wenhua's car, and what's worse is that there are porcelain antiques in the trunk...... If you can't solve this problem, come back to me. Wenchang Chinese Culture Museum! ’”
I diligently poured wine for everyone, and then said, "A few uncles and aunts are eating and listening, Dad, you can also eat some food, and I will talk about it now." ”
I put down the wine bottle and said: "I followed my dad out, just got in the car, my dad said to me: 'Call your Uncle Quan, after this class, the whole hall will lock the door during the holiday, and the rest of the class will be made up later, all the teachers will go to the Kaichao Hotel, today I have a treat, everyone will go to sing after eating!'" ’”
As soon as he said this, Mr. Zhang pointed at his father with his hand, "This old instigator knows that I will come back and beg him to let me go!" It seems that Daxian can't be messed with casually! Everyone burst out laughing!
I continued, "After we finished eating, we went to the song hall for a long time before we went home one after another, and my father and I just arrived at the gate of the Chinese Academy of Chinese Culture, and Uncle Zhang, who had been waiting for a long time, came out of the parked car and clasped his fists, 'Brother, my eldest brother has a verbal collision today, brother, don't be surprised!' My dad told me to open the door, wave my hand inside, and say, 'Please go inside.' Also, I'm very old, and I'll just praise you for my youth. When I sat down inside, I was busy making tea, and my father said: "Lose some face with me, as long as the matter can be solved, it is better than giving my opponent Liu Wenhua a low apology!" Uncle Zhang looked a little surprised in addition to embarrassment! ”
Mr. Zhang took it and said, "Yes! I used to hear people say that the director of the Chinese Culture Museum has magical powers, but I never believed in them, and I laughed at everyone's superstition. As a result, as soon as I got in touch, I found that Brother Hai seemed to have a pair of eyes behind him, and he could always analyze the depths of the other party's heart at a glance. "I said in my heart, my dad has supernatural powers and can know that what you think is true, but what choked you is because he can't speak in tune.
I continued, "Dad said to Uncle Zhang at the time, let Nie Xiaojun and Yang Xiaoshan come in too!" Uncle Zhang was stunned again. ”
Mr. Zhang interjected at this time and said: "This point is absolutely unexpected, and then I asked the two of them, I definitely don't know Lao Haige, how did Lao Hai Ge know the names of the two and the situation of the accident?" Later, I realized that this was just a small thing, and if I hadn't seen what happened with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it if you killed me! ”
I smiled and said, "After that, Uncle Zhang called these two people in by phone. Dad said to the three of them: 'I'll help you settle this matter, the three of you have to follow me to Liu's house, and Mr. Zhang and Dr. Nie don't have to talk or apologize.' But because Xiaoshan is the perpetrator, you have to listen to me, if you kneel, you have to kneel down to others, if you want to kowtow, you have to kowtow, and you can call people whatever you want, I guarantee that all this is not against ethics and integrity, and does not exceed the scope of what should be done, do you think you can agree? Yang Xiaoshan was also stunned for an unknown number of times, and when he heard that he could settle it, he agreed. ”
So we got into Uncle Zhang's car and went to Liu's house, Liu Wenhua recognized Uncle Zhang's car, and when he saw that Uncle Zhang came to him, he immediately put on a straight face. But I have seized the opportunity, and I have to take sex (difficult) today. At this time, he is pulling out the stance, waiting for the madness! Dad was in front, I was in second, then Yang Xiaoshan, and Uncle Zhang in the back, Dad didn't say anything, turned around, pulled Yang Xiaoshan in front of Liu Wenhua, and ordered: 'Kneel down, call second uncle!' Liu Wenhua immediately gestured with his hand to make a gesture of pausing a basketball game: "Slow! What kind of stubble is this? Why do you call the second uncle? Who is he! Dad said to Yang Xiaoshan: 'Report yourself!' Yang Xiaoshan said angrily: "My name is Yang Xiaoshan, I can't remember what my father's name is, my mother's name is Liu Xiurong, and my father died before I can remember." My mother took me down the aisle (remarried), and when I arrived in Ma Zhuangzi, my mother was stoned to death by the earthquake, and my father's uncle always beat me, so I ran away......
Speaking of which, Liu Wenhua, a big man, a dignified boss, began to cry like an old lady, pulling Yang Xiaoshan's clothes while crying, and checking the birthmarks on his body. After that, he sat on the ground and cried and scolded: 'You little bastard, where have you died after so many years, you have made it so hard for your second uncle to find it!' Just because I didn't see you, your uncle didn't close his eyes when he died...... 'Some other elderly people in the Liu family also opened in various postures, some 'yi, yi, yi', some 'woo, woo, woo', it's really a funeral! At this time, a young man shouted, 'Uncle is here', and saw the third Liu Wenli walk in, and a young man told him, 'Xiaoshanzi is back', Liu Wenli paused, pointed to the opposite house and changed his tone and said, 'I'll go up to that house!' Family: 'Why are you going up to that house, don't come to this house!' Liu Wenli: 'What ......am I doing in this house?' he couldn't say a word anymore, he instinctively wanted to hide, but the grief was so easy to dodge! He tried to hold back, but the tears were disobedient and fell one by one. simply entered the house, the grandfather and son hugged each other, and cried. ”
Dad waved his hand and motioned for us to go, so Uncle Zhang, Uncle Nie, Dad and I quietly retreated. As soon as he got in the car, Mr. Zhang couldn't wait to ask his father, 'Which one are you singing?' I hurried to the front and said, 'Uncle Zhang, I'll drive, I've also had the addiction of driving a good car, you go to the back and listen to my dad talk about the ins and outs!' I saw my father holding the wine, unscrewed it and drank two sips, and said slowly, it's a long story......