Institute of High Energy Physics, Academy of Sciences

"Discerning eyes have spotted gamma-ray bursts!" A voice suddenly rang out in the satellite data center. Mobile access m.

"Where?"

"From the R181 day zone."

"Oh, let me see ......"

"It seems to be a short explosion, lasting only 0.7 seconds."

"What happened?"

"Maybe it's a celestial collision."

"The data is calculated, look at the system."

"It's 1.8 million light-years away, so close this time!"

"yes, it's a good thing it didn't sweep us, otherwise something would have happened."

"No, if you really sweep the earth, you won't have time to feel anything, and you will directly decompose into the most basic particles."

"Wow! It's dangerous, it only needs to be another 40 arc seconds away to cover the solar system. ”

"Good luck this time!"

NASA

"Dawson! The Earth was saved from a catastrophe of destruction just a minute ago. ”

"What happened?"

"A gamma-ray burst occurred 1.8 million light-years away, grazing the edge of the solar system."

“...... God forbid! ”

"God forbid!"

At a distance of 1 light year from Earth, a spaceship suddenly flickered a few times and appeared in the cosmic void.

Inside the spaceship, two strange creatures are nervously communicating.

"There's good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?"

"Okay, let's hear the bad news first."

"The bad news is that we were very unfortunate enough to be hit by a gamma-ray burst that caused our ship to malfunction a little, really a little."

“...... Damn, how could it be, don't you know about receiving astronautical data? ”

"Have you forgotten that our receiver was sent in for repair before departure?"

“...... Well, so what fault did our ship have, apart from it? ”

"The good news is that the ship's life-sustaining system is normal, and so are our secondary engines."

"Just tell the bad news!"

"Okay...... The bad news is that our shields are finished, and so is our main engine. ”

"And then?"

"And then we went from an interstellar spaceship to a stellar spaceship."

“...... In this case, shouldn't we send a distress signal? ”

"I'm sorry, man, that thing has been useless for too long, and it's broken."

“...... Damn, this broken ship, I was deceived, I was deceived by the damn boatmonger, he clearly said that the system had been overhauled. ”

"Who made it only for us to afford second-hand boats?"

"What then?"

"That's part of the good news, and the good news is that we're almost there."

"Almost? How much worse is it? ”

"Not much, only a light year!"

“....... Damn it! Are we going to climb over? ”

"I'm afraid so."

"What about the tourists?"

"Let them go back to sleep, and wake them up when we get there."

"It seems that this is the only way to go!"

"The question is what to do with our ship?"

"Maybe we can ask the Scenic Area Administration for help?"

"Don't forget, our tour guide permit has long expired, do you want to be arrested and fined all your money?"

"What then?"

"Anyway, it's already like this, let's go to the place first!"

"Okay, listen to you."

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

"Students, be quiet." Teacher Xiong worked hard to maintain order in the classroom.

"Round! You get me back to my seat, and don't keep talking to Grom. ”

"Teacher Xiong, what's going on today?" Yuan Yuan asked as he returned to his seat.

"Hmm....... Today, there are a group of new students......" Teacher Xiong looked at the classroom with a little distress.

The seats in the classroom are almost full, but the students always keep sending them in batches, and now his students don't need to play Warcraft online, they can play the realistic version directly in their own class.

It seems that except for the absence of the undead, the other races are basically complete.......

"Today's new students don't seem to have enough seats, everyone will settle for a while, one race will sit together first, and I will apply for a large classroom when I go back."

"Teacher Xiong, why don't we divide into classes?" Linlin asked.

"Let's talk about this again, we don't have enough teachers right now."

"Aren't there still a few angels?"

"They can't speak Chinese."

“......”

The black bear spirit beckoned the new students outside the door to walk in one after another, and arranged their swords in the classroom, although it was a little urgent, but it was finally arranged.

"That's it! Come on! The black bear patted the bear's paws, "Everyone remember the current seat, and in the future, they will sit in the current seat in class, and if the new classroom is applied, we will rearrange the seats for everyone." ”

"Now let's start the Chinese class, this class is polite!"

"Everybody read it along!"

"Big, polite! Say hello when you see the sun, and the sun's father-in-law Mimi smiles and awards him a big red riding hood! ”

"Kittens love fish, puppies love meat, dismounts and calves love grass!"

"Teacher Bear! Teacher Bear! Yuan Yuan couldn't wait to raise one of its bear paws.

"Round! What are you going to do? Teacher Xiong's face immediately darkened, this panda always likes to make trouble in class, and always asks all kinds of strange questions.

"Teacher Bear, you're not right!"

"What's wrong?" The black bear spirit's voice was a little annoyed.

"Cows don't like to eat grass! Cows love meat! Yuanyuan didn't seem to see Mr. Xiong's elongated black face at all.

"Nonsense, cows are born to eat grass, how can they eat meat?"

"That's not right! Wrong! ”

Yuanyuan was angry, and he pointed to a minotaur in the classroom.

"Tangtang never eats grass, it only loves meat, and four chicken legs at a time are not enough for it to eat."

"......" Teacher Xiong was choked for a while, hesitated for a long time, and argued strongly.

"Sugar Candy is a minotaur, a man, not a cow."

"That's not right! Sugar Candy is a cow, not a man, and no one has horns on his head. "Yuanyuan stopped doing it at that time, it has always been very stance, it's not right, it's not right, it's not right, it's not right.

"Yuanyuan, sugar candy is a bull-headed person, a person with a bull's head, a person is the subject, and the bull's head is a definite word."

"No, the Minotaur is the Minotaur, not the human. Just as an orc is an orc, a man is a man, and an orc and a man are not of the same kind. ”

"Yuanyuan, you're wrong, the minotaur is also a branch of the human race, yes....... Evolved from humans. ”

"Teacher Bear is talking nonsense, Teacher Dog Bear is talking nonsense."

"What nonsense am I talking about?"

"Man evolved from monkeys, the monkey people; The Minotaur evolved from the cow and belonged to the Minotaur family; Monkeys don't grow horns! ”

"Yuanyuan, since you have to say that the minotaur evolved from the ox, then I ask you, what about the hoofs of the ox?"

"It's evolved!"

"So why did the cow evolve into a minotaur that resembles a monkey rather than a cow?"

"This ......" Yuanyuan was suddenly asked, it thought for a long time, and suddenly its eyes lit up.

"Ahh I see, it's a mutation! ”

Institute of High Energy Physics, Academy of Sciences

"Discerning eyes have spotted gamma-ray bursts!" A voice suddenly rang out in the satellite data center. Mobile access m.

"Where?"

"From the R181 day zone."

"Oh, let me see ......"

"It seems to be a short explosion, lasting only 0.7 seconds."

"What happened?"

"Maybe it's a celestial collision."

"The data is calculated, look at the system."

"It's 1.8 million light-years away, so close this time!"

"yes, it's a good thing it didn't sweep us, otherwise something would have happened."

"No, if you really sweep the earth, you won't have time to feel anything, and you will directly decompose into the most basic particles."

"Wow! It's dangerous, it only needs to be another 40 arc seconds away to cover the solar system. ”

"Good luck this time!"

NASA

"Dawson! The Earth was saved from a catastrophe of destruction just a minute ago. ”

"What happened?"

"A gamma-ray burst occurred 1.8 million light-years away, grazing the edge of the solar system."

“...... God forbid! ”

"God forbid!"

At a distance of 1 light year from Earth, a spaceship suddenly flickered a few times and appeared in the cosmic void.

Inside the spaceship, two strange creatures are nervously communicating.

"There's good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?"

"Okay, let's hear the bad news first."

"The bad news is that we were very unfortunate enough to be hit by a gamma-ray burst that caused our ship to malfunction a little, really a little."

“...... Damn, how could it be, don't you know about receiving astronautical data? ”

"Have you forgotten that our receiver was sent in for repair before departure?"

“...... Well, so what fault did our ship have, apart from it? ”

"The good news is that the ship's life-sustaining system is normal, and so are our secondary engines."

"Just tell the bad news!"

"Okay...... The bad news is that our shields are finished, and so is our main engine. ”

"And then?"

"And then we went from an interstellar spaceship to a stellar spaceship."

“...... In this case, shouldn't we send a distress signal? ”

"I'm sorry, man, that thing has been useless for too long, and it's broken."

“...... Damn, this broken ship, I was deceived, I was deceived by the damn boatmonger, he clearly said that the system had been overhauled. ”

"Who made it only for us to afford second-hand boats?"

"What then?"

"That's part of the good news, and the good news is that we're almost there."

"Almost? How much worse is it? ”

"Not much, only a light year!"

“....... Damn it! Are we going to climb over? ”

"I'm afraid so."

"What about the tourists?"

"Let them go back to sleep, and wake them up when we get there."

"It seems that this is the only way to go!"

"The question is what to do with our ship?"

"Maybe we can ask the Scenic Area Administration for help?"

"Don't forget, our tour guide permit has long expired, do you want to be arrested and fined all your money?"

"What then?"

"Anyway, it's already like this, let's go to the place first!"

"Okay, listen to you."

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

"Students, be quiet." Teacher Xiong worked hard to maintain order in the classroom.

"Round! You get me back to my seat, and don't keep talking to Grom. ”

"Teacher Xiong, what's going on today?" Yuan Yuan asked as he returned to his seat.

"Hmm....... Today, there are a group of new students......" Teacher Xiong looked at the classroom with a little distress.

The seats in the classroom are almost full, but the students always keep sending them in batches, and now his students don't need to play Warcraft online, they can play the realistic version directly in their own class.

It seems that except for the absence of the undead, the other races are basically complete.......

"Today's new students don't seem to have enough seats, everyone will settle for a while, one race will sit together first, and I will apply for a large classroom when I go back."

"Teacher Xiong, why don't we divide into classes?" Linlin asked.

"Let's talk about this again, we don't have enough teachers right now."

"Aren't there still a few angels?"

"They can't speak Chinese."

“......”

The black bear spirit beckoned the new students outside the door to walk in one after another, and arranged their swords in the classroom, although it was a little urgent, but it was finally arranged.

"That's it! Come on! The black bear patted the bear's paws, "Everyone remember the current seat, and in the future, they will sit in the current seat in class, and if the new classroom is applied, we will rearrange the seats for everyone." ”

"Now let's start the Chinese class, this class is polite!"

"Everybody read it along!"

"Big, polite! Say hello when you see the sun, and the sun's father-in-law Mimi smiles and awards him a big red riding hood! ”

"Kittens love fish, puppies love meat, dismounts and calves love grass!"

"Teacher Bear! Teacher Bear! Yuan Yuan couldn't wait to raise one of its bear paws.

"Round! What are you going to do? Teacher Xiong's face immediately darkened, this panda always likes to make trouble in class, and always asks all kinds of strange questions.

"Teacher Bear, you're not right!"

"What's wrong?" The black bear spirit's voice was a little annoyed.

"Cows don't like to eat grass! Cows love meat! Yuanyuan didn't seem to see Mr. Xiong's elongated black face at all.

"Nonsense, cows are born to eat grass, how can they eat meat?"

"That's not right! Wrong! ”

Yuanyuan was angry, and he pointed to a minotaur in the classroom.

"Tangtang never eats grass, it only loves meat, and four chicken legs at a time are not enough for it to eat."

"......" Teacher Xiong was choked for a while, hesitated for a long time, and argued strongly.

"Sugar Candy is a minotaur, a man, not a cow."

"That's not right! Sugar Candy is a cow, not a man, and no one has horns on his head. "Yuanyuan stopped doing it at that time, it has always been very stance, it's not right, it's not right, it's not right, it's not right.

"Yuanyuan, sugar candy is a bull-headed person, a person with a bull's head, a person is the subject, and the bull's head is a definite word."

"No, the Minotaur is the Minotaur, not the human. Just as an orc is an orc, a man is a man, and an orc and a man are not of the same kind. ”

"Yuanyuan, you're wrong, the minotaur is also a branch of the human race, yes....... Evolved from humans. ”

"Teacher Bear is talking nonsense, Teacher Dog Bear is talking nonsense."

"What nonsense am I talking about?"

"Man evolved from monkeys, the monkey people; The Minotaur evolved from the cow and belonged to the Minotaur family; Monkeys don't grow horns! ”

"Yuanyuan, since you have to say that the minotaur evolved from the ox, then I ask you, what about the hoofs of the ox?"

"It's evolved!"

"So why did the cow evolve into a minotaur that resembles a monkey rather than a cow?"

"This ......" Yuanyuan was suddenly asked, it thought for a long time, and suddenly its eyes lit up.

"Ahh I see, it's a mutation! ”