Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs

The saints are unkind and use the people as dogs

Chinese

On the high hill of a tourist attraction, a large crowd of people is pointing at the people standing on the edge of the cliff.

"What's going on? Suicide? ”

"That's right! But why haven't you jumped yet! ”

An old man couldn't listen to it, and went up with a crutch to talk to the person who was a stick, and scolded angrily: "It's because of the existence of you gloating people, what has become of this society now?" What's wrong? Are you still in a hurry when people don't jump? ”

The man who was beaten turned his head angrily, and when he saw that it was an old man, he had to shake his head stupidly, the old man can't afford to provoke him!

The man who was being watched stood on the edge of the cliff, deaf to what the onlookers were saying, and just looked at them with a pair of empty eyes, looking at the world.

"Hehe, I miss me He Shang, I am twenty-two years old, I have picked up garbage as food, caught rats as meat to eat, was beaten and scolded and didn't return the mouth, it is useless to study hard when I grow up, and the teacher looks down on me at all."

"At work, I was suppressed and ridiculed by the leaders at the same time, and I finally started a small business and got a good girlfriend, but in the end I ran away with someone else with my money!" He Shang muttered in a low voice with blank eyes.

When the man said this, a pair of godless eyes were instantly bloodshot, like a ghost.

Raising his head to look at the blue sky, he shouted hysterically, "God, I don't accept it!! ”

The shout was heard far, far away, and even echoed could be heard.

The crowd was shocked by this man's words.

Suddenly there was a blast that pierced the eardrums in the clear sky.

Click!

The onlookers subconsciously covered their ears and subconsciously looked at the sky, only to see a bucket-thick golden lightning slashing straight towards the man's body.

Everyone subconsciously thought, "This person is finished." ”

When everyone reacted and ran to the place where the man was standing, where else was the figure of the man?

The pale faces of the crowd looked at each other.

"This, this, this man can't be dead, right?"

"I guess so! It's not even the slag anymore. ”

The next day, the major websites, newspapers, news, the first section, the largest and most conspicuous position is written.

"A man jumped off a cliff in search of death on a certain mountain, shouting in his mouth: I don't accept God, and finally was killed by thunder."

And netizens scolded when they watched this news.

"Damn, this is too fake!"

"Yes, can the editor take a look at it when he publishes the news in the future? Are you mentally retarded when we are? ”

"Editor, your mother called you home for dinner."

Although most people didn't believe it, for those who were present at the time, they will never forget the thrilling scene for the rest of their lives.

End of book.

Uh, are you trying to hit me?

He Shang opened his eyes and looked at the people on the street in confusion, He Shang instantly sobered up, and watched all this with wide eyes.

"Where am I? Are they filming? Wasn't I struck by lightning? ”

A series of questions sounded in He Shang's head.

At this time, a lady threw a copper coin in front of He Shang.

The copper coin struck the ground with a clangling sound.

He Shang looked at the back of the eldest lady leaving, even if he was stupid, he knew that he was asking for food!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for arousing the heart of compassion and opening the Ten Thousand Worlds Buddha Master System."

He Shang heard the sudden voice, and hurriedly looked around nervously, the key is that there is no one around him! It can't be a ghost, right?

"Ding, don't worry, this system is not a ghost."

He Shang heard the voice again, and after making sure that he heard correctly, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and opened his mouth with difficulty, "Who are you?" ”

"This system is the Buddha Master System of the Ten Thousand Worlds, sensing that the host has seen through the heart of the red dust, and has come to help the host."

He Shang was stunned, "You said you are a system?" ”

"Yes."

"Come and help me?"

"That's right,"

He Shang was stunned, he didn't expect that there was such a thing as a system, and he still knew about the system, after all, it was said in many novels.

Those who have the system will win the world, and with the system, then no matter how miserable you were before, you can instantly beat the rich and handsome, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life.

He Shang suppressed his excited heart and asked, "How can you help me?" ”

"Ding, since this system is called the Ten Thousand Worlds Buddha Master System, of course, it is to help the host become the first Buddha Master of the Ten Thousand Worlds."

He Shang was stunned, "What do you mean?" Do you want me to be a monk? ”

"Yes!"

He Shang hesitated suddenly, but after thinking about it, he was an orphan, his parents didn't know who they were, and the ruthless girlfriend was even more slutty, and he ran away with others when he saw that he was richer than himself.

In reality, there is nothing to be nostalgic about, so it is not unacceptable to be a monk. But......

"System, can I not be a monk? This is tantamount to cutting off children and grandchildren! ”

"No, but who said that being a monk means cutting off your children and grandchildren?"

He Shang's face suddenly became happy, and he hurriedly asked, "Can I still get married as a monk?" ”

"Yes!"

He Shang was immediately overjoyed.

"But let's wait until you become the Buddha's master!"

He Shang, "Then how can you become a Buddha?" ”

"Ding, accumulate 10,000 merit points to upgrade to the Buddha position once, 100,000 for the second time, and so on."

Is there any difference between that and not saying it?

He Shang thought about it, anyway, he didn't want to find a girlfriend for the time being, not to mention that such a big opportunity was right in front of him, if he gave up, he could kill himself

Immediately without hesitation, he said: "System, I agreed,"

"Ding, please call the host a legal name."

He Shang thought about it, since he was bent on becoming the Buddha, although he was forced, then he called.

"It's called Liberation of the Buddha's Heart"

"Ding, the Dharma number is confirmed, and the Buddha's heart is released."

"Ding, since the host is a mortal, the system directly promotes the host to a Buddha."

"Ding, due to the personal safety of the host, this system presents a set of Buddhist monk suits. Do you want to take it out? ”

He Shang was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is a Buddha?" ”

"Ding, Buddhism also has a level of cultivation, but you can't use cultivation if you haven't practiced Buddhism."

He Tian smiled, this system is really intimate, and it is sent for repair and equipment, it is simply a conscience system in the system!

He Shang thought about it and looked left and right at the crowded street, if he suddenly took out a thing, he would have to be scared to death.

So he got up and walked to the side of the alley.

Feeling the friction of the skin following the trend, he was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and looked at his clothes, only to see that his clothes were tattered, one by one, no wonder the lady gave herself money, this equipment went out and said that she didn't ask for food, I'm afraid I don't believe it.

He Shang hurriedly ran into the small alley, fortunately, there was no one here. Just walked into the alley.

Suddenly, He Shang felt a chill on his scalp, and subconsciously touched his head, ", so fast?" ”

"Host, please rest assured, the system must be a high-quality product, and your head can definitely reflect light."

He Shang, "........"

It doesn't seem like I'm asking this question, but it doesn't matter, since you've made up your mind to become a monk, it's still acceptable to be bald.

"System, take out the suit!"

He Shang only felt a flash of golden light in front of him, and a snow-white dress and a pair of snow-white cloth shoes appeared in his hands.

He Shang was stunned for a moment and asked, "System, isn't the monk wearing yellow clothes?" Why is this white? ”

"Ding, the system must be a high-quality product."

He Shang was instantly calmed by the domineering words of the system, but the white is white, much better than the yellow one, but he loves dirt and needs to be washed frequently.

Originally, He Shang was good, with a delicate face, red lips and white teeth, wearing this Buddhist monk suit, He Shang felt that he was up in an instant.

"Ding, the attributes of the Buddhist monk suit are on."

A picture instantly appeared in He Shang's mind, much like the game interface.

Monk Set Attributes (Upgradeable)

Grade: Lingbao

Clothing function: dustproof, fireproof, anti-theft, anti-mortal all attacks. (Excludes cultivators.) ）

Shoe function: the upper can go to the sky, the lower can enter the sea, and the ground can teleport for a short distance.

He Shang looked at the powerful function, and was shocked in an instant that he couldn't take care of himself, did this mean that he was invincible in the mortal world? Well, passive and invincible.

"Ding, congratulations to the host Ten Thousand Worlds Buddha Master System for successfully recognizing the master and obtaining the system space."

He Shang was stunned, but he didn't care, he had read a lot of novels, and he understood very well what the system space was, a necessary thing for killing people and taking treasures.

At this moment, the system voice suddenly sounded.

"Ding, task release,"

"Mission Name: Influence Qin Shi Huang to be good.

"Mission Duration: Six Months"

"Item: One Life Extension Pill"

"Reward: 1000 Merit Points."

"Mission Failed: Take Back the Monk Suit."