Chapter 2 Xie Bingyi
In fact, this old man Xie Bingyi was able to serve in the Chinese Academy of Chinese Studies not entirely because of his medical skills, after all, it was not a medical hall, and the art of Chinese culture that he was proficient in was actually an ancestral thaumaturgy of the old man - Zhu Youzhi.
Although the art of Zhu Youzhi is also to cure diseases and save people, Zhu Youshu is a thing in the category of witchcraft, that is to say, it contains many methods for treating the diseases of evil spirits entering the body, which is why Comrade Lao Xie can treat many incurable diseases. But this is also one of the reasons why Lao Xie Tou is not treated well by his peers, other old Chinese medicine doctors chat about some pharmacy and other things, he is good, as long as he chats, it must be a matter of catching ghosts, so who still wants to see him! Even in the Chinese Academy of Studies, this old man is very withdrawn, and he usually never goes out, so the last time he was in the food stall, the old man heard my dad shouting, but he didn't want to take a stubble.
As the doctor at the hospital said, the old man never went to the clinic because no one could invite him. But as the saying goes, one thing descends one thing, and there are only two people in the world who can invite him, one is my dad and the other is me. Needless to say, my dad is in the world, and the old man obeys my dad if he doesn't accept anyone. And there is actually a reason why I can invite him, although the old man is a miracle doctor, but he can't be cured of his illness. Speaking of which, this is quite a slap in the face, once Lao Xie was sick, and he disdained to go to the hospital, I asked someone else to prescribe medicine for him to take it, so since then, only me and my father can let him go abroad at the door of the museum.
I dialed Lao Xie's elderly machine, and a lazy voice came out of the phone: "Nephew, what's the matter with your uncle." I didn't talk nonsense, and just said into the phone: "Uncle! I'm at school, something happened, and someone got weird sick! The doctor in the hospital is not good, you have to take a look at this disease! Unexpectedly, the old man still said in a lazy voice: "Oh? My nephew spoke, so I'll have to see. Wait, uncle, go to the station and wait for the train. "I cursed in my heart, you old guy, you are too lazy! So I panicked again, and became a little more anxious and said to the phone: "Oh my uncle! 100,000 urgent! This patient has my girlfriend among them! ”
As soon as I said this, the old man was anxious, "What! Hey, don't worry, nephew, uncle is coming! I said on the other end of the line, "Don't go to the station!" Go downstairs to find Lin Feng and ask him to drive you! Not long after I put down the phone, Lin Feng's phone called again and asked me where the specific location was.
After some tossing, I dialed the old man's phone again and told him the details of the patient's illness. More than an hour later, Lao Xie finally rushed into the hospital gate. The director and the attending doctor all knew the old boy's name, and when they heard that he was coming to see a doctor, they all waited at the gate of the hospital to greet him.
When the old man walked into the hospital, he opened his mouth and asked me, "Nephew, where is my nephew and daughter-in-law?" I glared at him and said, "Uncle, you can't see a doctor in any order. Also, other parents still don't know about us, don't tell me about it! "Actually, that's not the case at all. The old man nodded knowingly when he heard me say this, and then asked the general situation of the patient, and I told Lao Xie the true situation, and said: "I have collected the yin qi from all the patients, but I only let them wake up from the coma, and the disease has not all improved...... When the old man heard that the patients were all in the isolation ward, he directly said to the dean: "Withdraw from the isolation ward, it is not an infectious disease." The attending doctor said next to him: "Old Xie, it has not yet been determined, whether it is ...... to withdraw or not" Old Xie Tou is a person with excellent medical skills, so he is extremely conceited, at this time he glanced at the attending doctor and said: "I said no, it must not be, if it is infected, their entire school is lying in the isolation area of your hospital!" It won't be that only the one who plays the guzheng is sick, why is it okay to play the erhu? Both the doctor and the dean were speechless for a while, obviously not believing it, but they felt that what the old man said was reasonable.
In the end, after multi-party consultation, he was withdrawn from the quarantine. The old man checked the pulse of all the patients in the ward, and after cutting the pulse, the old man was silent for a while, and then asked me, "Nephew, do you know Bai Su?" I shook my head to indicate that I didn't know, but at this time, the dean was on the side: "I know!" The old man glanced at him again, and then said, "You know it's a fart!" The dean was choked by the old man, and I shook my head at Lao Xie and said, "Uncle, just say it, what do you want me to do." The old man nodded and said, "You and Xiaofeng go to various villages to find this kind of thing, as for the appearance, you can go to Baidu yourself." "I said in my heart that this old man still knows what Baidu is, and he is still keeping pace with the times. At this time, the attending doctor bowed down to Lao Xie and said, "Uh, Xie Lao, there is one in this Baisu pharmacy, why let them pick it again?" The old man seemed to be very annoyed with these doctors, so he glanced at him angrily and said, "If the white su in the pharmacy works, why do you still call me here?" The attending doctor seems to be ruthless, and he is willing to be scolded and ask to understand, "Well, please also teach Mr. Xie." How could the old man be so loving and tell you why, only to hear the old man snort and say: "I want Bai Su back then, old, no use for fart!" ”
As soon as I saw the situation, I hurriedly said to the attending doctor, "Okay doctor, don't scold me, help me serve the old man, and we'll go back." With that, Lin Feng and I got out of the hospital, and Lin Feng asked me: "Shi Yan, what the hell is this Bai Su." I held up my phone to show him and said, "We all saw this thing when I was young, it was planted to repel insects in other crops, and there were also specially planted and fried to eat, it smelled of medicine, but it was very fragrant." ”
To put it simply, Lin Feng and I bought a lot of this traditional Chinese medicine from the farmers in the surrounding villages, and Lin Feng asked me as he walked back: "Shi Yan, why did you say that this old Xie asked us to find this white su, you can't give it to the patient, right?" I smiled: "It's not unusual, Lao Xie is proficient in Zhu Youshu, he is a witch doctor himself, who can tell what he wants to do." With that, we had already parked our car in front of the hospital. A large group of doctors and nurses were already waiting for us at the entrance of the hospital, and when they saw our car coming back, they rushed up and unloaded the car.
Lao Xie asked the doctors and nurses to fry the white su and bring it up. The fried white soda has a unique aroma, and the smell is really appetizing, and I want to try it. Lao Xie asked the doctor and nurse to distribute the fried Bai Su to all the patients, although everyone didn't know what the old man was singing, but at this time they could only give it a try. The old man walked into the ward, and when he saw that the patients were all looking at the bowl of white suzi with a confused face, he said, "Eat, eat." After eating, the illness will be cured. However, at this time in the ward, Yang Na's husband asked anxiously: "Doctor, my wife hasn't woken up yet, how can I take this medicine!" The old man glanced at Yang Na and said, "It's simple, just grind it into powder and water, and pour it on her." ”......
The attending doctor of the hospital took the nurses to do a busy meal, and some of the lighter patients began to gradually reduce their cough and poor breathing while eating white soybean, and basically breathed peacefully and fell asleep after eating all the bowls. After Yang Na poured a bowl of water flushed with white soybean powder, her complexion began to gradually ease. Lao Xie said at this time: "She is more serious, and it is estimated that she will have to wait for the evening to wake up, but you can rest assured, she will be all fine in less than three days." Seeing this, the dean hurriedly called the nurse and the doctor to stop the old man and said, "Old Xie, don't be in such a hurry to leave, you have relieved our hospital of such a big siege, I haven't thanked you well as the dean, how bad it is to get out!" The old man said impatiently: "I'm not here to help you, I'm for my eldest nephew and daughter-in-law......" I immediately glared at him, the old man knew that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly changed his words and said: "Ahem, the disease has been cured, what do you want?" ”
Seeing that the old man was impatient, the dean immediately said, "No, no, I just want to treat you to a meal, and I can be regarded as thanking you on behalf of our hospital." I said in my heart that this is a good thing, so I poked Lao Xie's arm and signaled him to agree, Lao Xie didn't plan to go, but when he saw me like this, he could only nod helplessly and agreed. Then three cars lined up and drove out of the gate of the hospital, the director took the attending doctor at the front door, I drove with Lao Xie in the second, and finally Lin Feng.
In the car, Lao Xie said to me: "This meal is so good that I can't stand it." I asked suspiciously, "Uncle, people are thanking you, how can you still be so unbearable?" The old man snorted coldly: "Silly boy, do you think they want to thank me?" What do they want to thank me for not being able to do and not let me go? ”