Chapter 50: The Little Gangsters
Due to the housewarming and the addition of newcomers, Li Yajing specially prepared a sumptuous dinner to entertain everyone.
Fried sardines with green onions, peanuts with salt and pepper, beef with chili peppers, and seaweed mustard soup, although these are ordinary home-cooked dishes made from canned food, but in the eyes of Luo Zhehang and others, who were tired for a day and had long been hungry, they really made them have a big appetite and a big index finger.
Put the dishes and chopsticks, Wang Xiaoshi didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he took a piece of fat cow and threw it close to his mouth, smooth and tender, and couldn't help but praise: "Ah, Sister Li is a good craft, if anyone can marry you as a wife, hehe, then you can enjoy a lifetime of immortal blessings." ”
These words couldn't help but arouse Li Yajing's thoughts, she glanced at Luo Zhehang opposite the corner without a trace, and then reluctantly smiled: "Hehe, Brother Wang, don't laugh, I'm still young, I don't want to get married so early." ”
"Ahh What's early, I think you and Zhehang are quite suitable, don't you say, Brother Luo. ”
slapped Luo Zhehang's back with a force, Luo Zhehang was slapped by Wang Xiaoshi like this, swallowed all the food, choked in his throat, and the latter's "no vain" words directly made him cough, and he almost didn't choke on his back.
I got a fork, this Wang Xiaoshi is really a wonder, why didn't he have such a spirit towards the little rabbit cub just now, but now it's good, it's up to tease, you TM show revenge, right?
After contact in recent days, the old man is very fond of Luo Zhehang, and has always wanted to find an opportunity to talk to Luo Zhehang about his granddaughter's marriage, but because of his identity and seniority, he has never been embarrassed to speak, who would have thought that this Wang Xiaoshi is now a sentence that broke his mind.
At that moment, Li Muye echoed in an old voice: "Ah, I think what Xiao Wang said is feasible, girl, Aluo people are good, you can't miss it." ”
As soon as these words came out, Li Yajing's face was embarrassed, and Xiao Nizi picked up the beef and put it in Li Muye's bowl with disgust, and then the foreign slave said: "Grandpa! You also followed Brother Wang to coax, and I ignored you in this way. ”
"Hah! Ha! Ha, good! Good! Okay, grandpa didn't say, grandpa didn't say, by the way, it's rare to be so happy today, how can you not drink wine, Xiao Wang, you came to my house to bring that box of wine, this is what I found when I was cleaning in the morning. ”
As he was talking, there was a sudden knock at the main door, and Li Muye looked at his granddaughter strangely: "What, Xiaojing?" Did you still have guests? ”
But Li Yajing was also at a loss, and said that she didn't have any good friends in HF City, and after the end of the world, she had never had contact with strangers, could it be from the community management office?
Thinking of this, Li Yajing hurriedly trotted all the way to the door.
Seeing this, Luo Zhehang turned around and shouted: "Slow! ”
But after all, it was still a step too late, Xiao Nizi just opened the door, and before she could say "hello", she was flown on the door frame next to her with a palm, and then made a bang.
There were a total of four people who came, the first three looked like ruffians, and one of them had a scar on his arm that was more than half a meter long, and he looked like an outlaw.
And it was not someone else who followed in the end, it was Wang Xiaoshi who drove Wang Xiaoshi out of the house.
"Huh! Not bad! At dinner too! This small dish is quite hearty! ”
Li Yajing endured the huge pain in her back, walked quickly to the table, and shouted righteously, "What are you doing here!?" You are not welcome here! ”
"Hehe," Wash Scissors rubbed his chin and smiled coldly, "What are you asking me for?" You kicked the door of Lao Tzu's room and asked me what I was doing!? Why, do you think this matter is just like this? ”
His eyes looked straight at Luo Zhehang, who was still lying down and eating with his head buried in eating, and he looked disdainful on his face.
In his opinion, Luo Zhehang was completely stupid by their brazen battle.
As for Luo Zhehang, he didn't pay attention to the thoughts of the people who came, and sent the beef to his mouth, and poured all the vegetable juice into the bowl by the way.
"Washing, Scissors and Blowing" lit a cigarette, then shook his head, and joked: "Hmph, boy, now you know that you are afraid?" Now you know that you can eat rice honestly? You weren't very bullish just now, and you kicked the door of Lao Tzu's room? Hmph, it's very powerful! Do you know what Lao Tzu does? Lao Tzu can't scare you to death when he says it, tell you, Lao Tzu used to give him the nickname Golden Scissorhands! Now with the armored hell demon crab attached, you TM still dare to pretend to be strong in front of Lao Tzu, go ahead! ”
Hearing the threat of washing, scissors and blowing, the ruthless man with a scar on his arm looked at Li Yajing, who was in good shape, and couldn't help but say: "Crab, this girl is good!" Don't rob me later, I'm lonely tonight, just to relieve Lao Tzu's boredom! ”
"Hehe, no problem, you guys can play as much as you want, call TM just now with Lao Tzu!"
Hearing this, Li Yajing's face was cold, and a pair of beautiful eyes shone with her murderous color: "A group of despicable and shameless stinky hooligans, do you really think that you can be here for five days?" ”
Looking at the increasingly tense situation, Wang Xiaoshi, who had always cowered in power, finally mustered up the courage to stand up: "That...... A few big brothers, tonight's things are not good for me, you give me a face, go back first, I will find a way to change you tomorrow! ”
"Oh? HOHO? Pretending not to hear clearly, Washing, Scissors and Blowing put his ear to Wang Xiaoshi's ear: "What did you just say?" You repeat. ”
I don't know if the so-called Wang Xiaoshi really didn't hear clearly, he honestly took a few steps forward, and repeated loudly, "I said, give me a face, you go back first, I will find a way to change you tomorrow!" ”
When the words fell, only to hear a "bang", Wang Xiaoshi's whole body shot out backwards, fell to the ground and rolled a few times, still castrated, until he hit the wall of the living room, he could hold his stomach and curl up on the ground, and the fine vegetable juice that he had just eaten was also irrepressibly overflowing from the corners of his mouth due to the violent impact.
“MD! Giving you face! Who are you? Lao Tzu tells you, none of you can run away from today's incident! Dare to offend Lao Tzu......"
"Whoa, whoa!" The sudden sound of piercing and chewing interrupted the "speech" of washing, cutting and blowing, and Luo Zhehang savored the food in his mouth as if he had never heard it.
Seeing Luo Zhehang's attitude of contempt for himself, he washed and shaved at the three people on the side: "Ah Lang, do you see, this kid is still pretending to be stupid with his brothers, I won't say anything more, say hello to death, and that chick will be at your disposal at night!" ”
Who ever wanted not to wait for him to move, a huge sardine really flew to his head, he subconsciously dodged to the side, but who would have thought that Luo Zhehang was already holding a big bowl of seaweed soup in his hand and was waiting solemnly.
Good guy, that hot soup is directly a wah-wah scream that washes, cuts, and blows the soup.
Ah Lang looked at everything in front of him in disbelief, you must know that just now I saw the man's left hand rice bowl and right hand chopsticks, just in the blink of an eye, the rice bowl turned into a soup bowl, and the chopsticks turned into fish pieces, this TM is also amazing.
"Humph! If you're hungry and want to eat, just say it in advance, as for making such a big battle and making trouble at someone's house? Come! Come! Come, I have chopsticks here, you can take them and enjoy them slowly! ”
While speaking, Luo Zhehang threw down the soup bowl and inserted the chopsticks thrown on the corner of the table into the big mouth of the washing, scissors and blowing, the chopsticks were long, nearly 10 centimeters, passed through the throat, and through the roar, through the epidermis under the neck.
In an instant, he was completely speechless, and could only puff up the blood bubbles and let out a whining and miserable howl.
Faced with such a murderous scene, Li Yajing couldn't bear to turn her eyes sideways.
When the remaining three saw that they were attacked, they each scolded angrily, and then pulled out the slinger stick inserted in their waists together, and waved it angrily according to Luo Zhehang's head.
The three directions on the front and left were completely blocked by the bandits, Luo Zhehang was not three heads and six arms, he dodged two of them, and his left shoulder was unfortunately hit, and suddenly half of his body was numb.
However, Rao did not summon the armor either.
First, he thinks he still has confidence in dealing with these little gangsters, otherwise the bloody rain of the last few decades in the last life will really be in vain.
Secondly, in the final analysis, this is his own home, the armor is powerful, and summoning it can definitely force Paul Zhehang to be invincible, but everything always has advantages and disadvantages, Luo Zhehang doesn't want to be destroyed by the huge destructive power of the armor for the sake of these few little minions.
So, Luo Zhehang saw the right time, angrily stepped on the body of the wash, scissors and blowing that had just fallen to the ground, and then took advantage of the momentum of the rebound, jumped up in the air, flew up and slapped the little face of the bandit on the right.
Because Luo Zhehang was wearing slippers, the power of the foot wind was reduced by half, but even so, the thin-skinned and fleshy face was extinct, and it couldn't resist the rough skin and thick thighs.
Almost instantly, the eyes of the bandits on the right side of the door who were kicked in the door bulged, and only a "buzz" sound could be heard in their ears, and the next second, their whole person involuntarily flew out.
And the half slipper brought out by Luo Zhehang's flying kick bounced into the air and rotated several times in a row, but it happened to fall on the face of the "unlucky egg" impartially, that is, it smelled "snap", and the slap was short and flashing, both crisp and loud.
Ah Lang is the most agile of the three, after his iron rod failed, there was no stop, similar to him taking advantage of Luo Zhehang's body in the middle of the air and unable to take care of himself, holding the stick from the bottom of the back, steadily hit Luo Zhehang's crotch.
This glue stick was so powerful that Luo Zhehang couldn't help but twist his face, and the green tendons in front of his forehead burst out.
didn't wait for Luo Zhehang to take a painful exit, and another fierce stick next to him followed!!