A few of us at the table, you look at me, I look at you, Uncle Chen spoke first: "Yes, let the master do the math for you." "I said in my heart that you will count, and if you talk like this now, does that mean that you don't care about it, and push it to others?

The child's grandmother didn't know why, and when she heard the old blind man say this, she turned her head to look at the others on the table: "Oh, that's a lot of trouble, which master can calculate it for me?" Look at me, I'm dying! "The old blind Uncle Chen is obviously unwilling to do it, and the one who can be counted is Dad, me and Chongxi, but if you want to say that a master can be counted, then you can only say that it is my father. However, at this time, I saw that my father actually pointed at Yuan Chongxi and said, "Na, master." This is the master, let him do the math. ”

Dad's words made everyone present, including Yuan Chongxi himself, stunned. The child's grandmother probably didn't know how to react, so she could only stay with the smiling face, and it was estimated that she must be thinking in her heart at this time: "This doesn't look high, but it's quite ......" (Yuan Chongxi's actual height is 168cm, a typical five-short figure. Yuan Chongxi was stunned for a long time before he reacted: "Ah, oh." Okay, let's go to your house, shall we? ”

It turned out that this child's grandmother graduated in the late 80s when she graduated that year, and her graduation certificate at that time was not like the red crust we have now, and her graduation certificate at that time was a piece of hard paper, which looked like a certificate. So this aunt used a square box to hold all the documents at that time, and the graduation certificate was also among them. However, when I wanted to take it out and use it this time, I opened the box and found that there was no shortage of documents in the box, except for her graduation certificate. Because the matter was urgent, she hurriedly ran back to the store to ask her husband, not wanting her husband to take her granddaughter to eat barbecue, so she came to the food stall in a hurry.

His family's chain store is open in a community, and the uncle and his family live in this community, not far from the food stalls.

Our group entered the house under the leadership of the old couple, and Chongxi turned left and right in the house, and then took out the compass. The blind old Uncle Chen scolded on the side: "This still uses a compass? Shame is not shame! Chongxi heard the master scolding him, so he hurriedly put the compass back again. After walking around the room a few times, Chongxi sat on the sofa, asked his aunt about the graduation time, the approximate storage time, etc., raised the thumb of his right hand and began to rub it on the other four fingers. Rubbing and rubbing, I listened to Chongxi's "Huh? He glanced at the aunt, and then began to stare at his right hand again. Obviously, after rubbing it a second time, Yuan Chongxi looked at her aunt with a puzzled face and said, "Auntie, you haven't lost anything that shows you on this hexagram." It's still in the box. The aunt was stunned when she heard this, and then took out the box from the cabinet again, the box was open up and down, and the aunt opened the box and said, "No, you see, there is no box in it." ”

Chongxi was also puzzled, and at this time, his master Lao Chen impatiently said beside him: "You are stupid! Take a good look at the hexagram! What is different from ordinary hexagrams! Yuan Chongxi looked at his right hand with a confused expression, and said hesitantly, "Uh...... This, this gossip is the opposite......" "So! "Uncle Chen is still inspiring. However, Chongxi still said with a confused face at this time: "It's gone." ”

Old Uncle Chen took a long breath and said to my father: "Brother Hai, you see how can I do a good job as an apprentice!" Dad couldn't cry or laugh, but he saw Dad holding his shoulder and pointing at Yuan Chongxi's right hand with his chin and saying, "Chongxi, look at it, what does this gossip mean by the opposite?" Yuan Chongxi looked at my dad with a confused expression: "...... Yes? My dad also smiled wryly, "Chongxi, isn't this gossip reversed yin and yang?" Yuan Chongxi nodded: "...... Well. Dad then inspired: "Then you say that this yin and yang are reversed...... Where is this thing supposed to be? Yuan Chongxi still looked at my dad with a confused expression: "...... Belch. Dad and Uncle Chen shook their heads at the same time, and Uncle Quan was already smiling on the side.

In the end, Dad patted Yuan Chongxi's shoulder and signaled that everyone could go, and while walking out, Dad said to the couple behind him, "Turn the lid of the box upside down and take a look." With that, everyone had already left the corridor. At this time, Yuan Chongxi reacted, patted his thigh and said, "Oh! I understand! The thing is indeed still in the box, but the position is reversed, so the hexagram shows that it is the reversal of yin and yang! It was a piece of paper, wider than the box, and it was stuck right on the lid of the box! Old Uncle Chen was angry at this time, so he jumped up and knocked Chongxi on the head with a cane: "Hind fart!" I don't bother others when I see you! Chongxi rubbed his head and muttered: "You can't see it!" After saying that, he ran away, and everyone laughed. Do you want to say that the hexagram is accurate? It is indeed very accurate, and it can be said that Yuan Chongxi is a genius in this regard. But the problem is that although he can accurately calculate what he wants to calculate, he doesn't have enough brains, and even if he calculates it, he can't solve it correctly.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, I have been interning at my father's Chinese culture hall for a year. It's graduation season again, and my diploma is almost away.

After returning home from the food stall, I think back on my experience in the past few years, and I think that I have also experienced a lot of experience. So I said to my parents, "Mom and Dad, I have an idea. Dad picked his feet with a cigarette in his mouth and asked me, "Okay, okay, let's just say it, this time it's a mobile phone or a computer." Needless to say, if you change cars, go to sleep. "I said in my heart what kind of dad this is, I haven't said it yet! So, I sat down and said, "No, oh, Mom and Dad, listen to me, this time it's the right thing!" Dad glanced at me: "Can you have a business?" But then my father was stunned and sat up and asked, "You kid won't go out with the girl to kill someone, right!?" I almost spit out a mouthful of blood: "Dad, I've said it's the right thing!" Are you serious? Dad breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Well, it's good if it's not, it's good if it's not." ”

"Dad, Mom. I want to open a yin-yang pavilion by myself......" I didn't finish speaking, but I heard my father laugh: "Just you?" I immediately said, "It's not just me, I also want to call Brother Lin and Chongxi, the three of us must be together!" Dad touched his chin and looked at me, and then said, "Are you sure you have what it takes to deal with that?" I shook my head: "I'm not alone, there are still them!" Dad sighed and said, "Okay, let me think about it." "I thought to myself that if there is a door, I can almost take it down if I find someone to burn the fire! Hurriedly said: "I have already been optimistic about the location of the store, and the newly opened real estate business in the north of the county is very good." Dad waved his hand and said, "You have a plan first, and I will carefully consider the specific matters, and then decide on the next step!" ”

My dad was a little bit lively, and I was a little more motivated, just in time for the college to call me the next morning to tell me to go back to school to get my diploma. It was a great thing, I said hello to my family and drove straight to the city. However, I didn't know that this time I went back to school and encountered difficulties again.

At about 10 o'clock in the morning, I drove to the gate of the campus. The old guard beckoned to me: "Shi Yan is back, come and get your graduation certificate, right?" I hurriedly stepped forward and handed over a cigarette and said, "Yes, uncle, I graduated in a blink of an eye." The old man smiled and lit a cigarette and said, "Hey, hey, yes." I think that every night you little rabbits jump off the wall and go out to surf the Internet, I have to wait until the second half of the night to open the door for you, and in a flash your bunnies are also adults. I smiled and said, "Look at what you said, I was not young when I was a freshman, I was not sensible, and I bothered you to open the door in the middle of the night every day." The old man laughed and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, the freshman is not sensible, and the sophomore is sensible?" Also, I'll come back on the night of my freshman year, and I'll go out for a night in my sophomore year, so I don't have to leave the door for you. I smiled and said, "Uncle, look at what you said." You work hard, you work hard. The old man waved his hand at me, and then said, "You graduated early, but if you were a year late, you would have suffered." I laughed and said, "Oh? Is there any new policy in the school recently? Unexpectedly, the old man shook his head and said, "I remember that you played the guzheng, right?" I nodded in the affirmative. The old man said again: "I don't know what's wrong these days, all the students and teachers who play the guzheng in our school are sick one by one, and they are all the same!" It's not strange if you say it's strange, but it's just something about playing the guzheng, and everyone else is fine. ”

When I heard what he said, I was "groaning" in my heart, and hurriedly asked, "Oh? What kind of disease do they have? The old man shook his head, "Strange disease! ”