Chapter 19 - Negotiations?
Chapter 19 - Negotiations?
What is it like to go shopping with Murasaki Yakumo?
Tang Xuan didn't go out to start his own business a long time ago, and when he was still a stunned student baby, he used to have a lot of two-dimensional girls, including such one, although the age was not mentioned in the setting, but the people in the circle seemed to be naturally black in the depths, a good purple sister, the age was said farther and farther away, and it was pulled out for a year in the next era...... However, this can't hide the aura of Yakumo Murasaki herself - she will always be the sage who guards Gensokyo, and under the beautiful appearance of the seventeen-year-old is a mature and intelligent soul.
Ah of course, that's what I said, but Tang Xuan finally realized today - no matter how old you are, no matter who you are, girls are definitely the most terrifying creatures in the world when they go shopping.
"I'm sorry for you, little brother~" Yayun Zi said as she carried a plastic bag to Tang Xuan's body, "It's really not easy to find a good man like you these days...... Why don't you want to have a drink? β
Tang Xuan's big bags and various things were hanging like a Christmas tree, but he couldn't pull his face, so he had to show a smile with reflective teeth: "It's okay, I'm not tired!" (Hollow ears of Metal Slug)
Of course, he couldn't tell what was going on in his mind......
"Huh? Isn't that the boss over there!? At this time, a black and straight girl ran over from the bustling crowd of the big shopping mall, it was Zuotian Tears, she looked at Tang Xuan and Yakumo Zi, and said hello with a big grin, "Uncle is dating this big sister?" β
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Glancing at each other, Tang Xuan, as a single dog, said that this sentence had hit him, but he just tilted his head: "Say whatever you want." β
Yakumo Zi nodded happily: "If it's a date, it feels pretty good...... Aren't you the best friend of that little girl in early spring? Why wasn't there anything with her? β
Zuo Tian shook his head with tears and said, "Didn't you bring a large group of people here yesterday? I stayed in the bar...... As a result, I didn't find her when I came back, and I met her early this morning chatting with a group of strange uncles, and I didn't dare to go there...... Those uncles also seem to be in the bar a lot, so they shouldn't be bad guys, right? β
God knows who those uncles are...... The lineup of the early spring support group is too large, Tang Xuan said that if he only knows the characteristic of "uncle", then it is estimated that all the members of the early spring support group will have to lie down.
"Ah, don't talk about it, uncle, you're really dating, right? Then I won't bother you, go first......" After speaking, Zuo Tian waved his hand with tears and left in a posture of running for his life.
Tang Xuan continued to glance at Yakumo Zi and said, "Zi Mom, do you think we look like we're dating like this?" First of all, I like to look a little older...... Fourteen years old is best. β
Yakumo Zi shrugged: "If you say no, it's not, if you insist on saying it, I'm quite used to seeing you...... Hawkers, since you said you don't like my type, let's break up. β
"Hey, we haven't been in a relationship, why are we talking about breaking up?" Complaining, Tang Xuan had a bunch of clothes and cosmetics hanging on his body, and followed Yakumo Zi towards the depths of the mall, "Slow down, slow down...... I'm overloaded, the horsepower is not enough to speed up......"
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The scene on the other side was not so joyful.
Kratos ...... In an alternate game world, he is the illegitimate son of Zeus in Greek mythology (one), after killing his own brother Ares, he ascended to the throne of the god of war, especially in God of War 3, he slaughtered Mount Olympus alone, and the Greek gods were destroyed by his so-called "mongrel" of a half-human and half-god......
Such a guy is definitely not an easy person to get along with, especially with the attribute of bald head and critical hits, basically few people can survive fifty rounds in his hands.
At this moment, Snake and Kratos are located in a black building in the seventh school district of the school park city, according to Tang Xuan's introduction before, this building should be made by Aresta with black technology, and it can theoretically defend against nuclear bomb strikes...... And then because a certain red-haired two-ponytail girl who was working as a teleporter was directly scared away by Kratos's outfit, they found a way to enter the building on their own.
As for what kind of trick Kratos can scare away the well-informed bidder...... He was carrying a human head in his hand, and it was bloody - he had done this before, with a criminal record, that is, the time when the sun god Helios, and this time he still did the same as before, and forcibly ripped someone's head off.
As for who...... Snake said he didn't know him, and Kratos said he was just a dead man who didn't bother to ask for his name (he actually forgot to ask before he started), so he only knew that this person seemed to have something to do with Aresta.
By the way, since there is no guide, how did these two get into the building where Aresta is located? Quite simply, Kratos is the god of war...... Even if Aresta may have added some magical side defenses to it (but it is possible), he Kratos is the god of war - although he is a berserker with knives and guns, but God is God, and in the worldview of the forbidden world, "God" represents absolute authority, no matter what defense you have, God will still be kicked out of a hole.
So Snake and Kratos went in like that, and then met the women's clothing guy who was soaked in formalin.
"So...... Kihara Phantom was killed by you. Aresta looked at Kratos' head in his hand and muttered painlessly, "You guys...... Let's call you people from another world...... As people from another world, what happened to you coming to my territory? β
Snake put away the speech he had been preparing for a long time with a puzzled face, and took a step back to watch Kratos perform alone......
Kratos held Kihara's phantom head in his hand, this human head was already old, and after death, it was even more drooping because of loose muscles, which looked a little disgusting, but the god of war did not feel uncomfortable, he stepped forward and said to Aresta: "This place is occupied by the early spring support group. β
"......" Snake reached out to cover his face with some embarrassment, even if the left hand covering his face was a prosthetic, and his little fingertips twitched for a while, and he seemed to be speechless.
It may be more speechless than Aresta, but he picked up a cheap one with facial paralysis, so his expression looked quite normal, and he asked lightly: "First of all...... What kind of self-consciousness did you say this? Secondly, What is the Early Spring Support Group? β
Whoever dares to talk to Kratos like this probably hasn't had a good life, and when Kratos was about to teach this women's clothing boss how to behave, Snake coughed dryly, feeling that if he let this guy play on his own, he estimated that something was wrong, so he stopped him.
"What are you stopping me for?" He glanced at Snake angrily, but for some reason he didn't turn his face, just asked with an unhappy expression.
"Who made me shoehorned into such an errand?" Snake smiled bitterly and stood in front of Kratos, took out the speech script from his arms, looked at the women's clothing boss soaked in formalin in front of him, looked at the script in his hand, and said, "Hmm...... This is information I got from the boss, and I'm not responsible for how reliable it is - then again, it's weird that I, who is called Big Boss, calls another person 'Boss'...... Ahem, I'll just recite it from above. β
So, he used a subdued tone, as if a junior high school Chinese teacher was demonstrating the reading of the text, and read the speech in his hand: "Ahem, this document is personally organized by Tang Xuan, the owner of the '** bar'...... Cough, cough, Aresta Crowley, also known as Edward Yali Shanda, used to be known as Zhang Yongqiang, Zhao Si, Wang Er Mazi...... He was once the best magician in the world.,Later, because of a series of sad stories and blackened.,Decided to destroy all the magic in the world.,Hunted down.,Half-dead.,Fortunately, the toad doctor gave him a wonderful hand to rejuvenate.,Established the school city...... This time, it is really offensive for us to visit without telling us, if you are unhappy, please hold back...... cough,After our high-level research and decision,From now on,The school city will be managed by us,Successor:Yayun purpleγEarly spring ornament...... Aresta was demoted to an agent and continued to keep the school city running...... Above, stamped: ** bar owner's special red clay print. β
"......" Kratos gave him a faint look, "What the hell are you thinking about!?" β
Snake spread his hands helplessly: "I'm also innocent, that's what the boss gave me." β
Aresta heard from beginning to end, although he didn't understand how these people got his big secrets, but this did not prevent him from taking this behavior as a provocation - although all physiological activities were handed over to the machine to perform, but the clay figure still had three points of fire, and was ridiculed by people with written documents like this, not to mention Aresta, even Shakyamuni should have turned his face, so he kept his face paralyzed and said:
"Do you need me to kick you out?"
"Uh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot......" Snake pulled out a small folding fan from his bosom, it looked like a lady's, he opened it and flashed it towards Aresta, "The lady said, let me show you this...... Even though nothing was written or drawn on it, she said you must understand what it means. β
Aresta glanced at the folding fan with ruffles, his face changed in an instant, and the huge liquid jar he was in suddenly burst out of a large bubble for some reason, and he didn't know that he thought this guy was farting in the water, he struggled for a moment and calmed down again.
"The Unknown Power of the High...... With a dragon and moon-like aura...... Gods? Oh, I didn't expect that my place would still be remembered by the gods...... Aren't you, the gods of another world, afraid that the local gods will have opinions? β
How does Snake know what's on top of the fan? He just vaguely heard Yakumo Zi and Tang Xuan say "Eight Meaning Old Woman", "Deal", "Seeing that mentally retarded on a moonlit night, he deserves to be pitted" or something...... I always felt that it was something that would kill me if I knew too much, so I could only say to Aresta with a helpless face: "I'll just pass the word, don't be angry with me, oh, the lady also asked me to tell a word, although I don't understand it, but I also said, 'Even if the plan goes on as usual, it will be stopped by the gods in the end'...... I don't quite understand it, but the lady said you must know what it means. β
Aresta fell silent after hearing this, and for a moment the scene was very quiet, except for the continuous bubbling of the jar filled with liquid.
Snake felt that this master might want to turn his face, and glanced at Kratos with worried eyes, but it turned out that Lao Kui, as the god of war, was not afraid of heaven and earth, so what about turning his face? Two puffs of air erupted from his nostrils, and he glanced at Snake with disdain, standing up straight, with a posture of "I dare to you if you dare to turn your face".
It was a long time before Aresta spoke again.
"If it's against an angel, I can barely handle it, but if it's a god...... If it's two gods joining forces...... I understand,I can give up the artificial heavenly realm.,I'm willing to listen to your arrangements when necessary.,But,Normally, you can't interfere with the order of the school city.γ β
Snake breathed a sigh of relief, while Kratos snorted, seemingly dissatisfied with the godless guy in the jar in front of him.
In fact, none of the three people present knew one fact - whether it was the dragon god or the moon god, it was impossible for them to come forward in this matter, and from beginning to end, there was only one god of war who was a halfway monk in this camp...... Aresta was actually pitted by Yakumo Murasaki......
This was also something that made Tang Xuan feel gratified - it seemed that these people were not only willing to help Chu Chun Li, but also liked to interfere in the process of other worlds casually...... The situation he was worried about before was in vain, and it seemed that his boss was more valued than he thought.
[To be continued]