Chapter 14 Sick Leave Notes
On the second day of military training, the weather gradually cleared, and the rain had just stopped for less than three hours, and there was no trace of water on the ground, all of which had been evaporated by the harsh heat.
Chen Xin, who was still asleep at six o'clock in the morning, was woken up by Li Xu, and he was going to participate in the morning exercise in ten minutes, if he was late, he might become the next Cai Yan, and he ran to the playground without even brushing his teeth. Luckily, I didn't be late.
Looking at the faces that were still sleepwalking, Instructor Sun shouted: "You can wake up." The crowd was like a chicken blood, and their spirits were shaken, "All of them, turn to the right." Running and walking. "The content of military training in the morning is generally running, although it can't be compared with Cai Yan's eight kilometers yesterday, but it can still tire people half to death. After exercising and playing in the morning, and listening to Instructor Sun's instructions, he dragged his tired body back to the dormitory and washed.
The sea has a very good appetite today, and he can chew the food that he is not used to eating with relish, and they all say that fat people are not picky eaters, what do they eat? But the sea is different, the appetite is rarely activated, and when you meet the food you like, you must eat it until you enjoy it, and today's sea is already abnormal, and there is a feeling of being a little hungry. This made Chen Xin have to sigh at the impact of military training on students, sat in the cafeteria for a while after breakfast, and waited until 8 o'clock, and then went to the evil military training again.
Because of the hot weather, Chen Xin specially bought a few more bottles of water, and saw that Instructor Sun was already sitting under a shady tree waiting, Chen Xin walked up quickly, handed over a bottle of ice water and said, "Instructor, have you been here for a long time?" ”
Instructor Sun seemed to be very thirsty, took a sip, and the water went down more than half, wiped the water stains at the corner of his mouth, and said to Chen Xin: "It's not that I'm afraid that you will be late, let's get off the horse in the next few days, and when you are honest in a few days, I will find someone to be responsible for helping me organize the team." I don't have to wait. Listening to Instructor Sun's old routine, Chen Xin was sure that this was not the first time that this product had harmed students.
Chen Xin took out Dasu from his pocket, took the initiative to order it for Instructor Sun, and then ordered one himself, and said, "Instructor Sun, your training is so strict, many people can't bear it." Instructor Sun spat a puff of smoke at Chen Xin, and scolded with a smile: "You boys, it's only been less than two days and you can't bear it?" Chen Xin pointed to the several girls who came towards him and said: "Look, these women are weak and look like they are about to fall, and they are probably about to die, maybe they will bring their aunts to train." “
Instructor Sun took another sip and said thoughtfully: "You college students didn't expect you to carry guns to fight, but there is nothing I can do about the policy, as long as I can get by and don't embarrass me in the end." "What Chen Xin wants is this kind of thinking, and it is still useful to guide it for a long time, at least Instructor Sun has learned to look at the problem from the essence.
Just as the two were chatting, a petite girl with a ponytail came over, looked at Chen Xin and Instructor Sun for a long time, looked a little embarrassed, wanted to say something but it was difficult to speak, Chen Xin had almost guessed what she wanted to say, and took the initiative to ask: "Girl, are you sick to your stomach and want to ask Instructor Sun for leave?" The girl still didn't speak, just lowered her head and whispered "um", which was not much worse than the cry of mosquitoes. Chen Xin said more tactfully, isn't it the eldest aunt who has an upset stomach?
Instructor Sun looked at the girl carefully, which made her even more embarrassed, and she didn't dare to raise her head, compared to Chen Xin's euphemism, Instructor Sun was much more direct: "Really come to the eldest aunt?" Chen Xin sweated profusely and wanted to ask: "Instructor Sun, don't you have a girlfriend yet?" "Looking at his real state, there must be none.
The girl was so shy that she didn't even make a voice this time, she just nodded slightly, Instructor Sun thought about it for a while, and said: "In this way, you will return to the team first, it is really unbearable, make a report, and I will let you rest next to you." There seemed to be a trace of disappointment in the girl's eyes, Chen Xinnian decided to help out in the future class, and said to Instructor Sun: "Instructor, you look at other girls, they are thin-skinned, you let her shout loudly in front of the whole class, report to the instructor, my aunt is here." Do you think it's possible? I guess she fell, and you wouldn't have heard it. ”
Instructor Sun thought about what Chen Xin said, it seemed to be the case, and immediately said: "Then sit here and rest, and don't leave without permission." The girl nodded immediately, and then looked at Chen Xin gratefully, but Chen Xin didn't care much, pinched the cigarette butt and followed Instructor Sun back to the team.
A morning's queue training was really boring and sad, standing in a military posture under the scorching sun, sweat dripping into his eyes, and he didn't dare to wipe it, because with Cai Yan such a good benchmark erected over there, the reckless person died, almost what Instructor Sun said was anything, and no one dared to interject. However, Instructor Sun didn't particularly target him, he all followed the crowd, other instructors shouted rest, he also shouted rest, and other instructors shouted training and he also shouted training.
It's just a morning that I called three big breaks, each time it didn't take more than 20 minutes, leaving time for people to go to the toilet, but Xiao Zhe complained to the instructor: "Instructor, where is there still urine in this Nima, the sweat is all dripping." Instructor Sun said in a very disdainful tone: "Do you still have a lot of saliva?" When can you keep your mouth shut, when will you be given a few more minutes of rest. “
For the sake of the instructor's joke, Xiao Zhe didn't speak much in the morning, although he also thought that he couldn't take it seriously, but what if it was true? In order to have a chance to rest for a few more minutes, Xiao Zhe, who is usually noisy, turned out to be a quiet beautiful man. Chen Xin thinks that this kind of behavior is useless, every time he rests, he will secretly pull Instructor Sun to the corner to order two sticks, talking about the mountains, this method Chen Xin feels that it is still very useful, for example, he couldn't help but chat with the little friend next to him, the instructor just gave a stern lesson, and did not punish Cai Yan for running 8 kilometers. It's not what the alternative treatment is.
Cai Yan and Li Xu also seemed to realize this, learning that Chen Xin would accompany Instructor Sun to smoke two sticks every time he was free, and even sent the whole package to Instructor Sun, but they were all sternly rejected by Instructor Sun, which made Cai Yan and Li Xu very embarrassed, and Chen Xin explained to them in private: "As a Chinese, how can the People's Liberation Army collect your cigarettes?" Isn't that bribery and corruption? It is a violation of military discipline to spread it. “
Cai Yan asked curiously: "Then one of us is also pumped, and one pack is also smoked." Chen Xin shook his head and said, "That's the instructor giving us political education, and by the way, he will accompany us to smoke one." Cai Yan and Li Xu suddenly realized that there was still such a statement.
Wait until half past one noon, the heat has not subsided, the students went to the playground and began the hard military training, watching the people in other classes continue to report that they have heat stroke, and then they will be accompanied by a special person to the infirmary for treatment, the sea also moved to think carefully, covered his head and swayed, giving a dark and imminent collapse expression, but still did not say anything, Instructor Sun just glanced at it and ignored it, and shouted to everyone: "All stand up." “
Seeing that there was no effect, he guessed that his performance was not obvious enough, and the instructor didn't notice it, so the range of action was even greater, and he knew that a kind boy on the side saw that something was wrong with the sea and thought that he was really going to suffer from heat stroke, and shouted: "Report to the instructor, this classmate is going to suffer from heat stroke." Instructor Sun glared at him and said, "People didn't shout themselves, what are you shouting?" I've been an instructor for so many years, is it heat stroke, I can't tell? Want you to remind? The boy closed his mouth aggrievedly, and the sea also realized that Instructor Sun was knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger, so he reluctantly put down his hand and continued to stand in a military posture.
After a day, the sea really couldn't hold on, and he asked Xiao Zhe: "Is there a way not to train in the military?" Faced with this childish question, Xiao Zhe directly replied and said, "If there was, I would have done it a long time ago." The sea nearly collapsed and shouted, "I'm going to die." Chen Xin seemed a little unbearable, and said, "Why don't you go to the infirmary to open a sick note?" The sea was full of anticipation in his eyes and asked, "Can you drive it?" They don't have any big problems when they check it, and they don't have to have military training? “
Chen Xin thought for a while and said: "Then pretend to be a little bit like this, you run a few times outside, so that your heart beats faster, and then don't drink water from now until tomorrow, you will definitely be able to achieve the effect of prostration, and I will help you to go to the infirmary to see when the time comes." Hearing this, Xiao Zhe also wanted to try, but was directly stopped by Chen Xin: "There can't be many people, and those surnamed Sun who ask for leave together will definitely not be happy, and don't even think about slipping away when the time comes." Xiao Zhe had no choice but to give up.
The sea didn't drink water all night according to what Chen Xin said, although the taste was very uncomfortable in order to be able to open a fake order, the sea was still able to bear it, and the next morning, just after running the morning run, Chen Xin took the sea to the infirmary.
For the time being, there is only one very old doctor on duty in the infirmary, and the others have not gone to work yet, Chen Xin carefully sat in front of the old doctor with the sea, the old doctor helped his glasses, and asked, "Classmate, where is it uncomfortable?" Chen Xin said on the side: "He just said that his heartbeat is uncomfortable, is he suffering from heat stroke?" The old doctor took the stethoscope and listened to it in the heart of the sea, and said: "Well, the heartbeat is a little abnormal, it should be a heat stroke reaction, go back and rest well, drink more water, I will open a fake note for you, and prepare some Huoxiang Zhengqi water." “
As soon as he heard this, the sea's heart beat faster, of course he was excited, and he praised the old doctor in front of him countless times in his heart. But Chen Xin was thinking on the side: "What a quack, this is a deception?" "I paid the money for Huoxiang Zhengqi Water and received a fake note, although it was only for one day, but it was already satisfied with the sea. Chen Xin went back with the sea, and along the way, the sea praised and hugged Chen Xin, and almost kissed him.
Chen Xin couldn't stand it anymore, so he left him and ran away alone. When it was time for military training, the sea was afraid of being in front of Instructor Sun, so he lay directly on the bed in the dormitory, and asked Cai Yan to bring the fake strip over, Instructor Sun took the fake strip and smiled coldly, looking at Instructor Sun with a straight face showing this smile, Cai Yan didn't know why he was chilling in the bottom of his heart, but fortunately, Instructor Sun didn't say a word, put away the fake strip and continued to train.