Chapter 0063 - The Monkey Who Was Pitted
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On the playground, the students stood in a neat row, as if they were elementary school students.
Of course, it's not that the teacher really has such a majesty that the student doesn't even dare to move, but because ......
"Tsk, I tell you, if anyone moves and is shown by me, he will be in a group with Wang Dong in the next group." The teacher's faint words made all the students except Wang Dong stand straight and straight.
And Wang Dong, who was sitting on the lawn next to the queue, looked at the satisfied teacher helplessly, and muttered: "What are you doing, why do you make me seem to be the bottom of the **oss!" β
And the students who heard Wang Dong's words sneered with unchanged faces: 'How can you be the bottom of the **oss? You're obviously a bug demon king. β
"This time, the assessment content is the body method, well, the content is very simple, there are three stages."
"The first stage is also the simplest stage, entering a two-meter multi-meter range, there will be eight simulated model guns that can shoot paint bullets around for up to five minutes of uninterrupted strafing, and within five minutes, the number of bullets is more than five unqualified."
"Then the second stage is to stand still with my feet still, I will throw three stones in a minute, randomly, it is possible to throw three stones together in an instant, it is possible to come one by one, in short, I throw two stones, not qualified."
"After that, the third stage is the group competition that everyone likes to see, well, in a team of two, run to the specified place within the specified time, uh, if two people do not arrive within the specified time, they are not qualified, if two people arrive at the same time, they are not qualified, and those who arrive slower among the two are not qualified."
"Three stages, if you get two unqualified people, be ready to retake."
The teacher looked at the form in his hand and said to a group of tearful students without raising his head.
Compared to seeing this, many people understand one thing, that is, why when the teacher said, "Tsk, I sue you, if anyone moves and is shown by me, and then the next group will move with the king", all the students are so frightened that they don't move?
Because, as long as you get together with Wang Dong, then in the case of no accident, the third stage is basically unqualified, so what is called "accident".
Uh, let's say an alien invasion of Earth? For example, there are monsters? Another example is the impact of meteorites on the earth? Or maybe Godzilla is constipated and comes out to make a fuss?
The teacher sighed and said, "Well, let's group it now, uh, Li Liange and Zhou Liang are in a group, Sun Wenhe is ......"
Wang Dong, who had never heard his name, looked at the teacher pitifully, then silently raised his hand and said, "Teacher, where is my group?" β
"There's no way, the original meaning of the group is to group two people with similar strength together, there is a sense of competition, but ......" The teacher also shook his head helplessly, the meaning is obvious, the person in the group with you will not even run, because the other party knows that he will lose.
"Okay, okay, what about my third stage?" Wang Dong raised his hand high and said helplessly
"Anyway, there are only two options for passing and failing to record at the end, and the results of each stage will not be recorded, so you just need to pass the first and second stages." The teacher spread his hands and said extremely irresponsibly, "Anyway, others can't see it." β
The teacher's meaning is very clear, as long as you pass two of the three stages, then your transcript is a pass, whether you have passed three or two, there will be no difference on the transcript.
This is also a special ** of Tenmaru Academy, it will not write a grade like aBcd on the student's transcript, and there is no score, and there are only two answers, pass and fail, whether you are full or pressed, you are qualified.
So as long as Wang Dong's first and second stages are qualified, it doesn't matter whether the grouping of the third stage is qualified or not.
Wang Dong immediately looked at the teacher with tearful eyes, and said sadly: "Teacher, don't you think this is very unfair!" Why everyone else has three chances, I only have two mouths! β
The teacher yawned, waved his hand and said, "Because no matter who you are grouped with, it's very unfair to that person, right?" β
"That's right." Wang Dong nodded suddenly, and then said with a disgruntled face: "But why am I unfair!" β
"Because no one wants to be in a group with you, if you can find someone who is willing to be in a group with you." The teacher shrugged his shoulders and gestured to a group of students standing straight.
"Good!" Wang Dong's eyes lit up, and then in the indifferent gaze of his classmates, he said with a smile: "Is anyone willing to be in a group with me?" β
"......" was silent for a while, and the students didn't even glance at Wang Dong, and in those bundles of eyes, they expressed disdain and indifference to Wang Dong.
"Damn, aren't we classmates? We're classmates! Aren't we supposed to help each other! Wang Dong said with a sad face: "You can't watch me being ostracized!" I'm the class leader! β
Then ask the class leader to wave the spirit of unity and spare us! That's what all the students are saying.
"Tsk." Wang Dong saw that no one was moving, and couldn't help but smack his tongue, then licked his lips with an unhappy face, and said, "This can't be, can it?" Why did I feel like I was being rejected by my class? β
"Teacher, is the condition that whoever moves will be in a group with me still have any effect?" Wang Dong turned his head, looked at the teacher standing beside him, and asked with a smile.
"Yes, but you can't touch them on purpose, and you can't do it indirectly." The teacher glanced at Wang Dong and said, "Only allowed to speak, not to move." β
"Yes, yes, yes." Wang Dong raised his hand and said, "I promise not to stomp on the ground, not to roar, not to use fists, I only open my mouth to speak!" β
After Wang Dong finished speaking, he stared at the classmates below with a stern expression, and then said in a low voice: "There is a flying saucer in the groove!" β
'Is this stupid?' The students watched Wang Dong silently.
"Sub-Ao." The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched, then he sighed, and said with a look of surprise: "Whose kiwi has dropped?" β
"Where? Where? Where is the peach ......" The monkey turned his head in a hurry, then stiffened suddenly, sat down on the ground, looked at Wang Dong with a sad face, and said in a miserable tone: "Boss, you can't! β
"Teacher, look ......" Wang Dong pointed to the tearful monkey with a smile on his face, and said to the teacher: "There is no violation, right?" β
The teacher ignored Wang Dong, but slowly walked to the monkey's side, put his hands on the monkey's shoulders, and said with a sad face: "Hey, next year today, I will plant your favorite sunflower on your grave." β
"Not really!" The monkey stood up abruptly and said angrily, "Why should I die?" And I don't like sunflowers! β
"Oh." The teacher nodded, and then said to Wang Dong: "Okay, the monkey will be in a group with you!" β
After saying that, the teacher stood up, clapped his hands, and said loudly: "Okay, relax, there is already a poor worm being pitted, ready to start the first stage." β
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"The results are distributed below, and those who pass will ...... Wang Dong" The teacher looked at the form in his hand with a calm face, explaining the results.
The monkey below was holding his head with a pale face, not that he was not qualified, but that his fragile heart was hit by Wang Dong.
In the third stage of the assessment, the average student comes back within 3 minutes, which is the midstream level, and the monkey's time is 2 minutes and 17 seconds, which is a very good result, as for Wang Dong......
Seventeen seconds, this is still the result of his suppression of his degree on a certain amount of Cheng DΓΉ - there is no way, the body of the three-star demon hunter is already against the sky.
The difference of two minutes made the monkey's young heart indelible on the bed, and the monkey said that he would never like to eat peaches again!
"Alright, okay, monkey, don't be sad." Wang Dong sighed, patted the monkey on the shoulder, and said, "It's my fault, I should have pressed a little more." β
"Whew!" The monkey let out a mournful cry again, stared at Wang Dong with the gaze of a class enemy, and said through gritted teeth: "Boss, you are insulting me!" β
Wang Dong was stunned for a moment, then shook his head helplessly, and said, "Then don't look so aggrieved." β
"The concubine can't do it!" The monkey burst into tears, hugged his head and said, "Two minutes!" It's not twenty seconds! Boss, you're so a**! β
"That's right! **οΌ Not people! β
"That's it! Seventeen seconds! β
"The cliff is livestock!"
"Running livestock?"
"+1 upstairs!"
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Listening to other people's discussions, the corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched, and then he said with a gloomy face: "Do you know? If you don't die, you won't die! Be careful, I take all your fruit photos! β
A group of people looked at Wang Dong with disdain, and said in unison: "Please!" β
"Don't think I don't dare, I'll sue you!" Wang Dong was furious at that time, and said viciously: "You have seen my body! Watch out for me running to your house in the middle of the night! β
"......" everyone was shocked at that time! Then Wu Yue knelt in front of Wang Dong like crazy, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Boss, help me take a photo of Li Liange's fruit, ah, ah, I want to put it on the Internet!" β
"Damn! Wu Yue, you bastard! Li Lian jumped to his feet angrily and roared viciously: "If you don't die, you won't die!" Eat me uppercut! β
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