Chapter Thirty-Eight: I'm Afraid I've Practiced Fake Exercises
As if he had been boiled into boiling water, Su Mu felt that he had become a person with a row of eight medium-ripe people, and this situation did not improve slightly until he began to meditate and pranayama and run the Seven Kills Immortal Ritual for nine days.
"Whew~~~"
After two hours had passed, Su Mu slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, opened his eyes tiredly, and asked the dog who had been panicking on the side with a surprised gaze: "Where did you get this fruit from?" ”
"It's to go downstairs and turn left and go straight to the right······· Walk through another crossroads, and if Ben-sama remembers correctly, that's how he went. The dog took the dog's paw and counted it one finger at a time, very seriously, afraid of missing a detail.
Too lazy to complain about the stupid appearance of the dog's eggs, Su Mu exclaimed: "After eating this fruit, my injuries are actually nearly eighty percent better!" ”
"Such an exaggeration?!" Goudan asked in surprise on the side, not realizing that he had unintentionally revealed a flaw, and there was not the slightest obstacle to the cultivation cognition that Su Mu said.
Su Mu nodded, and said with some emotion: "Although this fruit is of no use for cultivation, but for injuries, especially as a ghost cultivator, I still have such a miraculous effect······ I really didn't expect that there would be such a treasure on earth·······"
"That means you're basically back from your injuries now?" The dog Dan also felt very happy on the side, and couldn't help but stand up, and the dog's paws slapped together and made an arch shape.
Su Mu tilted his head and looked at the dog egg who was happier than himself, and looked at the dog egg with a meaningful smile.
"That······ Don't get me wrong, I'm just genuinely proud and happy of my great host. The dog Dan noticed Su Mu's gaze at him, and the dog fell on all fours with a sneer, ending the celebration.
Su Mu didn't care either, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: "Practicing a way is to follow it, and the road is long and obstructive." ”
"Congratulations to the master for his great achievements, sweeping through the United States, thousands of generations, long live the master, long live long live."
"Talking dogs."
"Wang, Wang."
Su Mu felt the changes in his body, and was amazed at the effect of the little fruit brought back by the dog, and paid more attention to the stupid dog of unknown origin in front of him.
Originally, I was seriously injured this time, and I wanted to recover, at least three or four days, and more than a week, but because of a small fruit of the dog's egg, I recovered eighty percent.
Su Mu looked at the dog egg scratching the dog's head on the side: "Is there any more of this fruit?" ”
"Yes, there are several boxes in the car."
"Then why did you come back with only one fruit?"
The dog innocently opened his mouth wide and said, "I only have one mouth, and I can only bring back one ······."
Su Mu looked at the dog's mouth wide open, and the dog's teeth ······ Unable to look directly, I couldn't help but feel vomiting in my heart again, and I grabbed the dog egg angrily and scolded: "Do you know that you have to brush your teeth every morning and evening in the future?" Stew you without brushing your teeth. ”
Dogdan: "······· Come on, I'm a dog, and I need to be able to brush my teeth. ”
"That's your thing, go into the pot without brushing your teeth."
Dog: "······"
"Also, manicure, wash your hands frequently, take a bath once a day, wash your dog's face three times a day, and wipe your butt after a large size."
Dog Eggs" ······ Is it easy for Ben-sama to be a dog?! ”
"Well, you're going to have to be a good dog, you know? By the way, I just learned a kind of acupoint magic skill, and as my pet, you can be the first to experience it. Su Mu smiled, gently picked up the dog and put it on the bed to face him, looking forward to the first ancient martial arts exercise he practiced.
In his previous life, he was called a martial idiot by many people in Hell, which was not only stimulated by his life, but also largely because he himself had an incomprehensible obsession with cultivation.
The dog felt a little bad, looking at Su Mu looking at himself with bad intentions, his little short legs fluttered twice and prepared to get out of Su Mu's clutches, but he was grabbed by Su Mu, who was quick-eyed, and pressed back on the bed.
"Possess the spirit point ----- body control!"
Su Mu ran the yin qi, and according to the operation route of the spiritual point fingering method in his memory, he accurately and quickly pointed to the acupoints on the limbs of the dog.
The dog was stunned by Su Mu's sudden point, tilted the dog's head and stuck out his tongue, looked at Su Mu suspiciously, stretched out the dog's paws and scratched the dog's head and said, "What did you just do to Lord Ben?" ”
Seeing the dog eggs that were the same as the okay dogs, Su Mu retracted his hand awkwardly and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to tickle you, it's hard, run out at noon to find me something to eat." ”
The dog's obscene dog face looked at Su Mu with disdain, even if he was beaten into a dead dog, the dogan would not believe that Su Mu had such good intentions.
Looking at the dog's disdainful dog face, Su Mu coughed dryly, re-made the action of the spirit point point, and shouted: "The spirit point point --- tetanus!" ”
The subordinate quickly clicked on the dog's belly again, and quickly and continuously clicked on the dog's belly. After a long time, nothing happened, and the dog looked at Su Mu again in confusion: "What are you doing?" ”
"What nonsense, look at a lice on your stomach, catch it for you." Looking at the dog egg that according to the book, it would hurt to death after being pointed, but there was still no reaction, Su Mu raised his eyebrows and replied angrily.
Seeing that the dog was lying on the bed and did not continue to ask, Su Mu looked at his fingers suspiciously, what the hell is going on?
Could it be that I practiced fake exercises? Even if there is a certain gap between the body structure of a dog and a human, according to the effect of the spiritual acupoint, even if it does not achieve the expected goal, it will not have no effect at all, right?
It is impossible to say that this exercise is a fake exercise, after all, the operation of energy in the body is real.
Is it because this is an ancient martial artist's exercise, and there is a rejection of one's own yin qi?
"Ahem······" Su Mu coughed twice again, ready to try the rest of his fingering.
Goudan raised the dog's head and asked with concern, "Are you sick?" Or do you still have side effects from the fruit you just ate that haven't cleared up, why do you keep coughing? ”
"Thank you for your concern, I was smoked by your bad breath, and if you eat again in the future, I will hang you up and beat you." Su Mu replied angrily.
"Possess the spirit point --- stop the bleeding!" Su Mu once again focused on the acupuncture points around the dog's body, and even counted the points, regardless of the fact that the dog's body was clean and there were no wounds at all, he directly clicked on it.
Fortunately, with the blessing of the first generation of Hades, this time the spirit point has finally had an effect, but the effect seems to be somewhat ······ Not very hygienic.
"Flutter ······" The dog licked his tongue and let out a loud fart.
"Damn, you stupid dog, do you dare to say anything before you fart?" Su Mu covered his nose and said angrily.
"Flutter ······" After the dog had finished his last fart, he had a second fart.
"If you put another one, I'll stew you!!" Su Mu grabbed the unknown dog's egg, covered his nose and said viciously.
"Flutter ······"
"Flutter ······"
"Flutter ······"