Chapter 247: Life is a Pitfall......

The lights on the stage come on.

A middle-aged man in a suit who looked very serious walked from one side to the stage to the middle, and behind him was a huge red curtain.

"First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I am the director of the Jacques Theatre Troupe, and of course my name is Jacques."

Jacques held a microphone in his hand and said solemnly: "Thank you for taking the time to watch the plays of the Jacques Theatre Company, for which I am very grateful!" ”

With that, Jacques bowed to everyone and then stepped forward and continued, "I'm sure you know what kind of drama is going on today. ”

"Let's get started!"

"That's right!"

"Everyone is looking forward to it!"

The sound of the mountain roaring and tsunami came from the audience, and the corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched, so what kind of drama is being staged today? You'll make it clear to me!

There was always a sense of foreboding, Su Yuan touched his nose uncomfortably, looked at the red pupils with an expectant look on his face next to him, and the love who was eating potato chips blankly.

Haven't you eaten all of your potato chips?

"Haha, I believe you will not be disappointed!" Jacques said imposingly, and then waved his hand, "Of course, I am very grateful to General Lu Bu for being able to come here to watch this drama!" ”

A light shone on Lian's position, and Lian ate potato chips in a daze.

"Oooh! General Lu Bu! ”

"General Lu Bu!!"

"General Lu Bu!!"

The cheers rang out even more violently than before.

"It is an honor for myself and the Jacques Theatre Troupe to be able to come to General Lu Bu." Jacques walked off the stage as he spoke, came to Love, and looked at Love seriously.

Just as Su Yuan was about to see what this guy was going to do......

"General Lu Bu! I'm sorry for you to sign my name! Appreciate! ”

Jacques shouted decisively and excitedly, his eyes furious and respectful, and at the same time bowed, handing out a piece of paper and a pen in both hands.

"Hehe......" The corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched, what about a serious person? What about seriousness?

"Hmm." Lian nodded, put down the chips, and quickly signed a name for Jacques.

"Hahaha, General Lu Bu's signature!"

Jacques, dressed in a suit, took his autograph and danced in a strange way, jolting to the side in joy.

"The drama will start soon, and you won't be disappointed!"

Jacques said loudly while spinning and jumping while rubbing his feet, looking at his kung fu, you know that this guy's dancing level is definitely not low, and then when he got close to the backstage, Jacques got up and rotated horizontally seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, and flew into the backstage while spinning, and he also had kung fu to speak.

"Cheers!!"

Give you 86 points, and the rest of the scores will be sent to you in the form of 666, Su Yuan nodded, and admired in his heart, sure enough, the master is in the people!

Bang! Click! Bang! Bang dang!

The next moment, a crackling sound came from the backstage, and Su Yuan, who was sitting in the position, also heard other movements.

"Captain!"

"Captain, are you alright?"

"Ugh...... My waist ......"

Take back the preface, give you 48 points, and the rest of the form is 2222222...... form sent to you.

Su Yuan's face is full of black lines, is this troupe really reliable?

Click......

"Looking forward to it." Nibbling on potato chips, the dull hair on his head swings happily.

"What exactly is this drama?" Red Hitomi said with some confusion, and at the same time kept glancing at the potato chips in her hand......

Su Yuan scratched his hair and sighed, "I don't know, but I feel an ominous aura......"

“?” Red Hitomi blinked in confusion.

"Hmm, Qingxing." Love said while eating potato chips.

"Qingxing lantern?" Su Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise, what does this have to do with Qingxing Lantern, Qingxing Lantern is also mixed into the drama?

"Script." Lian tilted his head and spit out two words in his mouth.

The script written by Qing Xing Deng......

Su Yuan really wanted to go out immediately and quickly.

Experience and experience and used to be a big lady, and like to read all kinds of books, essay skills, a small script is naturally difficult to beat the green line, but!

But that's Qingxingdeng, with Qingxingdeng's character, how can he write a brilliant script with peace of mind? Or that she can definitely write a brilliant script, but there will definitely be more weird things in the script!

Su Yuan moved very uncomfortably, no wonder he always felt that Qingxing Lantern was weird today, since he teleported back with the Emperor's Tool, Dimensional Phalanx Shangri-La, he felt that she was weird!

In fact, this is Su Yuan's afterthought, or the feeling under the subjective thoughts, with Qingxingdeng's ability, it is too simple to hide some things from Su Yuan.

"The drama begins." The red pupil next to him spoke, and at the same time watched intently at the curtain that was gradually opening.

It's too late to run now...... The corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched as he looked at Lian and Chitong's expectant expressions.

The curtain opens, and what appears to be a cottage in the background is a small hill while the narration sounds.

"In the far east, in the midst of troubled times, the world's heroes rose up together, attacking each other, and there was a young man, named Su Yuan, who was a big boss of a cottage with great ambitions and wanted to seize the world and restore peace in the world."

"Act I, begin."

Su Yuan's face was messy, what the hell? An ambitious bandit leader?

On the open stage, a young man sat on a chair covered with tiger skin, dressed in black, with long silver-white hair falling to the ground through the chair, and his eyes were dark golden with vertical pupils.

"Su Yuan? That's you? The red pupil blinked, looked at the actors in the stands, and then looked at Su Yuan, and asked.

The corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched, "Probably." ”

"Not as pretty as you."

Look at the young man on the stage, and then look at Su Yuan, the red pupil said.

Bang!

casually smashed a violent shudder on the head of the red pupil, and the blue veins on Su Yuan's forehead loomed, "Watch the play obediently!" ”

"Pain, pain, pain!"

Wig contact lenses...... The world is amazing......

The young man who played Su Yuan looked at the book quietly, and then an anxious voice came.

"Report! The big boss, Dong Zhuojun is here to attack the cottage! A little minion wearing a yellow scarf ran over with a panicked face.

The young man nodded calmly and continued to look at the book in his hand, "Don't panic, a group of rabble, just let the three masters take a hundred of their men to destroy them." ”

"Yes!" The little minions ran out of the stage.

Then the little minion ran back, sweating profusely, "Report!" Big boss! The three masters and a hundred brothers were all wiped out! The enemy has arrived at the gate of the cottage! ”

"Hmm." The young man continued to look at his head calmly and read the book, "It's a little interesting, just let the second master bring two hundred men to destroy them." ”

"Yes!" The little minions ran out of the stage.

Then the little minions ran back frantically, panting and saying, "Report! Big boss! The second master and the two hundred brothers have all been wiped out again! The enemy has already stormed the cottage! ”

"Hmm." The young man put away the book in his hand and finally stood up, "Don't worry, everything is fine with me." ”

"Go and order three hundred brothers, and go with me."

The little minion wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Big boss, we don't have so many people anymore." ”

"Huh? Then point out the rest of the brothers. The young man raised his chin, "As long as I am here, no matter what I fight, I will win in the end." ”

The little minion stood motionless.

"What's wrong? Hurry up and get somebody. The young man frowned dissatisfiedly.

"It's just me and the big boss left in the cottage." The little minion smiled bitterly.

With great ambitions and wanting to compete for the world, he is the head of the bandits with 300 people...... The corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched, feeling the strange gaze of the red pupils.

"Forget it, just have me here."

The young man was stunned for a moment, and said confidently: "Take my halberd!" Who in the world can stop my bravery? ”

"Yes!" The minions hurriedly turned around and ran away, and then just ran to the edge of the stage, as if they had been hit by a speeding car, they flew straight back and fell to the ground, and spit red liquid from their mouths.

What a fake fall!

The corners of Su Yuan's eyes twitched, and there was no one else in this ability.

"Who is it?!" The young man shouted.

Knock knock knock......

In the footsteps, a girl in a purple robe walked out, dragging a Fang Tian painting halberd.

Isn't that the clothes you wore on the battlefield when you were in love with the Three Kingdoms World? Su Yuan was stunned, that is to say, this girl is playing love.

The script written by Qing Xing Deng is what happened when he and his love were in the Three Kingdoms?

But it's not at all, is it?!

"Dong Zhuojun, Lu Bu." The girl spit out five words in the way she learned to speak.

"Not at all." Akatomi watched the drama with relish and commented at the same time.

Su Yuan was in no mood to complain, he just wanted to know how Qing Xing Lantern would spoof himself...... As for not spoofing, you're thinking too much.

"Not bad! Your strength is not below me! The young man squinted his eyes and walked over slowly, his momentum was awe-inspiring, his voice was heroic, and he was full of excitement about meeting his opponent, "But it's impossible to defeat me!" Even with my bare hands, my bravery ......"

Bang!

Su Yuan held his forehead, with a look of despair, tomorrow, no, after this drama is over, I must be the laughing stock of the entire empire.

I saw the young man on the stage stumbling on the little minion who fell to the ground, and then decisively fell to the ground in a five-body posture against the girl who played the love, and at the same time a small thing flew out of the young man's arms and rolled to the girl's feet.

Then the young man seemed to have fainted......

your meow's bravery! you, who's going to stop meow! A corpse can make you fall into the street!

The girl picked up something on the ground.

"Candy?"

Tearing open the package and stuffing the candy into her mouth, the girl nodded in satisfaction, and then dragged the fainted young man off the stage.

"Su Yuan, General Lian, is this how you met?" Chi Tong asked curiously, Su Yuan was so weak at that time?

"Almost." Lian tilted his head and said slowly.

Judging from the thinking of love, it is indeed about the same, leading the army to fight the cottage, and then beating Su Yuan down......

The corners of Su Yuan's mouth twitched, "Don't care about this, it's just drama!" ”

At the beginning, it seems that there were indeed hundreds of people under him...... But I've been in love for a few tricks! How could this have been defeated by a corpse?!

"Su Yuan was brought back to Dong Zhuojun by Lu Bu, and then became Lu Bu's chef because of his good cooking skills......"

After the curtain closes, the voice of the narrator sounds, and the curtain gradually opens......