A second-class engineering university in Beijing has about 12,000 students majoring in civil engineering, construction engineering, and machinery. The school covers an area www.biquge.info of 2,230 acres, mainly with student dormitory buildings, divided into five major areas of ABCEE, and has two large school gates in the north and south, as well as two small gates in the east and west, the east gate is close to a street for eating and drinking, and the west gate leads to the neighboring school Normal College, as for the teaching building, it should be built in the center of the campus.

At this time, at 7:40 p.m., the sun fell, and the night came, and the street lights were turned on on the campus, and under the soft light, there were many figures walking.

Most of the people here are young people in their early twenties, mostly men, after all, it is an engineering university, but there are also women, but the proportion is far from balanced.

The ratio of men to women is 7:1, which is the so-called couple, three pairs of bases, every time I see a couple holding hands and passing in front of me, although the single dog is silent on the surface, but the heart is always suffering amazing injuries.

Meng Fan entered through the north gate, just passing by the north playground, where there was a towering lighthouse, which was turned on at seven o'clock, and the white light emitted was extremely bright, and he could see the men and women walking or running in the playground.

At this time, it is still the time for serious people to exercise, if it is two or three hours late, more than half of the people in the playground belong to the lovers in love, and the grass is sprinkled with the dog food they discard.

After walking for a while, from time to time there were students passing by themselves, looking at their directions, they were all rushing to the teaching building, thinking that they were freshmen, rushing to go to the evening self-study.

As long as you survive your freshman year, even if you succeed in the tribulation, you will have a better time in the following days, such as no self-study in the morning and evening.

"Come on, my junior!" Meng Fan secretly cheered up the sad-faced juniors, and suddenly paused, it turned out that he had come to his dormitory building at some point.

D2 Boys' Dormitory Building.

Meng Fan stopped in front of the building, inexplicably feeling a sense of vicissitudes, obviously leaving the dormitory for only ten hours, but he felt as if he had been walking for a semester.

I'm back.

It's just that I'm not the same person I used to be!

Thinking of the wasted years spent in this dormitory building, Meng Fan felt that coming back this time was bound to change something, but when he thought about it, he couldn't find it.

"Forget it, what do you want to do so much?" Meng Fan patted his stomach, "This will be almost starving to death, so let's hurry up and find Ah Shui and them to eat." ”

After stepping a few steps into the stairs, Meng Fan did not realize that in reality, it was only a short time of one day, and his attitude towards life had changed completely.

Step out and head straight to the third floor.

The corridor on the third floor is long and dim, a water heater is set up on the wall every five meters, and the surrounding bedroom doors are open or closed, and lazy people will pile up garbage at the door......

In short, the university dormitory is strange, there are scholars and scumbags, local men and trendy men, rich and handsome and short and poor, but no matter which dormitory, the degree of wonder is definitely not comparable to Mengfan's dormitory.

Because the bedroom where Meng Fan is located is full of dicks!!

Waiting for Meng Fan's time, the three dicks are bored. Xiao Feng, one of the dicks, scratched his hair that had not been washed for a few days, and dandruff was flying all over the sky, Xiao Feng didn't react much to this, he climbed out of bed and opened the notebook on the table numbly.

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With the appearance of the screen screen, Xiao Feng's small eyes immediately became attentive and deep. Ah Shui, who was lying on the bed and reading a novel leisurely, seemed to notice something, like a cat smelling fish, he raised his head and asked, "Xiaofeng, what are you looking at?" ”

Xiao Feng's eyes were staring at the screen and he couldn't take his eyes off, and said perfunctorily: "I'm looking at my girlfriend." ”

"Where, I'll see."

As soon as Xiao Feng moved his head, Ah Shui saw the wonderful fight on the screen, and the tiger's body trembled!

I saw a beautiful girl appear on the screen, her figure was extremely hot, and she was doing blood-pumping movements.

"it!" Ah Shui said, "Xiaofeng, isn't this Nima my ex-girlfriend?" ”

"Huh?!" Xiao Feng was taken aback, "What, when did you meet my Lola?" ”

"Huh." Ah Shui laughed lewdly, could it be that my brother spoiled her for more than ten days in a row last month, and he wants to tell you?

"Xiaoluo looks beautiful at first glance, but the fly in the ointment is that the nostrils are too big, and the two incisors are not pleasing to me, so in the end I can only choose to break up." Ah Shui commented on his head, looking quite regretful, "But my brother has a new girlfriend, No, send the picture to your WeChat, you can go and take a look." ”

"Who can compare to my Lola Takizawa?!" Xiaofeng opened WeChat suspiciously, and saw a new message prompt.

Click to take a look, it was a picture sent by his friend "Tony Leung" (that's right, Ah Shui's avatar is Tony Leung): a girl with a murder weapon above 36D, dancing and playing, with a pair of big white legs that lead people to reverie. The following caption: The bridge has not been long ago, and the female teacher is late at night......

"I'll go! Brother Shui, your girlfriend is so beautiful! Xiao Feng's eyes flashed with envy, and he asked again: "Can you introduce the little brother to know each other?" ”

Ah Shui dug his nostrils, and said angrily: "It's easy to say, what is the relationship between the two of us?" That's a brother! Women, in my eyes, are like clothes, brothers can wear them if they want! ”

"Brother Shui, atmosphere!" Xiao Feng gave a thumbs up, and Lola was bored again.

"Haha, brother praised!" Ah Shui said and smiled at Xiao Feng, and the brotherhood was all in words.

Another person in the dormitory was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and when he heard the shameless conversation between the two people next to him, he suddenly shook his head in pain and scolded: "Damn, two mentally retarded." ”

Qiu Gui sighed: There are such brazen people in the world!!

But Qiu Gui thought about it again, if you say that, compared with Meng Er, who claims to be Wu Yanzu and Edison Chen, Xiao Feng and Ah Shui are also small things, hehe, the most shameless person should be back soon, right?

"King Bomb!"

At this time, the sound from the mobile phone woke up Qiu Gui, he glanced at the mobile phone screen again, played tens of thousands of happy beans won in the afternoon, lost a wave of essence, and instantly returned to the pre-liberation period.

"Grass Nima!" Qiu Guiqi's eyes were red, and just as he was about to continue fighting, the door of the dormitory "tuk tuk" knocked three times.

"There's a knock on the door." Autumn Turtle's bed was close to the door, and he could hear it most clearly.

"It's Meng Fan, but he wants me to die." Ah Shui guessed, and at the same time urged: "Xiao Feng, go and open the door." ”

Xiao Feng lazily refused to move, and said, "If Meng Fan is going to come in, do you still need us to open the door when he comes in?" ”

"That's right." Ah Shui nodded, because a few people were careless, and the keys assigned by the school had lost a few of them, so he simply learned the technique of opening the door with a card. Gently swipe the card towards the gap on the side of the door, as long as the door is not locked, it can be opened, and the four people in the dormitory, except for Qiu Gui who can't open it because of his clumsiness, the other three are proficient in this skill.

As soon as Ah Shui's words fell, the bedroom door "clicked", suddenly opened, and a person with a card in his hand walked in.

"Sure enough, it's Meng Er, the turtle son!" The autumn turtle looked at the door but was stunned, only to see a little fat man standing by the door, looking like seven points familiar with three points unfamiliar, very familiar.

"You are?" As soon as Qiu Gu opened his mouth to ask, the fat man took the lead and said, "Brothers, I, Wu Yanzu, are back again!" ”

"What a shameless little fat man!"

In the next second, Ah Shui shook his head and said: "Wu Yanzu is a famous handsome guy, although it is still a little worse than my peerless beauty, but with your bloated appearance, tsk, your parents are really big enough." ”

"Huh?" The little fat man raised his head and glared at Ah Shui, "Ah Shui, how did you talk to Dad?" ”

Ah Shui and Qiu Gui were stunned for a moment, feeling that this tone was familiar. Xiao Feng had good eyes, and he felt very familiar from the moment Meng Fan appeared, so he took a closer look and found that the face of this little fat man was no different from Meng Fan, but it seemed that he had been beaten by someone, and the whole was swollen.

"Huh? Brother Shui, looking at his appearance and tone of voice, he is really Meng Er! Xiao Feng came to Meng Fan, measured his height with his hand, and then compared it with himself, and said happily: "Hahaha! Meng Er, how did you become shorter! Great, it's not me who is the first in the dormitory! ”

"Impossible!" Ah Shui and Qiu Gui didn't believe what they said, but when they put on their glasses and looked again, they found that this fat man was Meng Fan.

"Monji, how did you become like this?" Ah Shui asked.

"yes, and you look so much smaller, you don't even have a beard, and your mouth is full of fluff." Autumn Turtle looked at it.

"Hahaha, I'm the third tallest in the dormitory now!" Komine said proudly.

Nima!

Meng Fan had a calm face, resisting the urge to beat Xiao Feng, he had already had a countermeasure to the questions of these three dicks, and then explained and said fluently: "After I was shocked, the doctor said that the injury was too serious and needed to be amputated, from the eyebrows down. Fortunately, after my pleading, they finally agreed to do a bone cutting operation, and they cut off a few bones in my body, so I shrunk a little. ”

"Oh, that's right!" AH SHUI DID NOT DOUBT THAT THERE WAS HIM, BUT THE AUTUMN TURTLE ASKED, "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" (You're kidding me!) Meng Er, I almost believed it, what did you kid go through? Honestly recruited. ”

As the only human with normal brain circuits in the dormitory, Qiu Gui's logical thinking is more rigorous, Meng Fan stretched out his hand and said: "What's so strange about this, there are height enhancement surgeries in South Korea, which amputate the leg bones and inject steel nails to stimulate bone regeneration, and my surgery is much easier than height enhancement surgery in terms of difficulty." ”

"And your size?"

"Edema! Just after surgery, it's normal to be either fat or thin. Meng Fan was talking nonsense in a serious way, "Qiu Turtle, you still have too little knowledge. ”

"Is that so?" Qiu Gui pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, thinking about it, he felt that what Meng Fan said was very reasonable, and he was speechless.

"Okay, ask what you are doing, just come back!" Ah Shui climbed out of bed and came to Meng Fan to hug him, "Meng Er, don't you know, when I sent you to the hospital, you only had the breath out, not the breath in, and you were covered in blood, I was only worried that you wouldn't survive." ”

The two brothers hugged each other, Meng Fan was very moved, in the end, Ah Shui is Ah Shui, and he really regards himself as his own brother! However, in the next second, Ah Shui's action almost didn't make Meng Fan hold back his fist.

"Well, it's a lot shorter." Ah Shui rubbed Meng Fan's head, revealing a painful expression, "How should you find a daughter-in-law in the future?" It doesn't matter, my brother's new girlfriend will be given to you. ”

"Brother, who made us brothers."

"Hey, Brother Shui, didn't you say it was for me?"

“MDZZ。”

Watching the three dicks singing and playing in front of him, countless black lines appeared on Meng Fan's face, and it was uncomfortable to be watched as an animal, but when he was talking and laughing with them, Meng Fan felt that the world was real: This is my friend brother, this is my world.

Meng Fan's changes, no matter how they were explained, caused a lot of waves after all, and there were four male dormitories in the class, a total of 16 people, all of whom rushed to join in the fun.

But none of this is a thing, one meal is enough to solve, if not enough?

Just two meals!

So Meng Fan was the east, and invited guests to the Drum Tower Tianxiang Hotel on the eating and drinking street outside the east gate, which can also be regarded as a face-to-face acquaintance with everyone after a makeover, so as to avoid having to spend saliva to explain one by one in the future.