Chapter 039: Demons and Monsters
The next day we had breakfast, and then we said goodbye to Condon and boarded our respective journeys.
When I said goodbye to Phelan, I still told me uneasily, "You must be careful on the road, and the faster you go, the better." β
Phelan looked at me suspiciously, "Both countries have made peace, is there any danger?" β
"I don't know, but be careful." All I can say is that even though they had all met Kashiwami, Kasumi made up some stories. Obviously, they also thought that what Kashiwami was telling was a story and a fantasy, and they would never have thought that their K star would be played with by the three demon girls.
"Well, we'll be careful." Ferran replied, but replied disapprovingly.
When they got in the car and left, I realized that I didn't know where to go. The little soul in me can only ensure that I don't have zero IQ, and it is impossible to float and fly.
It's a mess everywhere you go, so it's better to settle down in the nearest town and wait for Xi Shi to find me.
Let's go. Along the country road, I walked alone.
Not long after walking out, my back was cold, and I couldn't help but look back.
"Look at what? I've never seen a beautiful woman. Kashiami scoffed.
"Yes, you are more beautiful than Yang Guifei." I scoffed.
Of course, Bai Mei heard what I meant, she herself is slender and beautiful, and Yang Guifei is fat, saying that she is more beautiful than Yang Guifei is not equivalent to saying that she is fatter than Yang Guifei. She didn't get angry, but smiled, and her body swayed in front of me, her eyes flashed with a demonic light, "You just like Yang Guifei, what are you doing with me?" You're not going to be someone you love when you see someone, are you? β
"So what? Isn't it? β
"It's good if yes, it means that you are the same as us, a demon man." Kashiwami was so happy that her eyebrows were about to fly.
"Ghosts are just like you."
Bai Mei looked me up and down left and right, "Well, I said Li Bai, look at it horizontally and vertically, you can be regarded as a beautiful man, if you join our fairy team, you will be merry and happy, and you will be a fairy in the race." We demon girls, if you want to love, you will love, if you want to hate, you will hate, it is not like the twisting and pinching of idle people, chicken intestines and small belly, love and love is not enthusiastic enough, hate and hate not thoroughly enough. Look at you, when you see me, you should be an enemy, and you should be very red-eyed. But look at you, like a dead salted fish, and don't mean anything. β
"Good men don't fight women."
"Look, there's no fart ability, it's still hypocritical. It's because your soul has run away and your fart ability is gone, so you say such things. Bai Bai said with a sneer.
I didn't bother to pay attention to her, and sat at the foot of a big tree on the side of the road, looking at the smoke in the distance.
Kashiwami also sat down next to me, leaning next to me. I tried to avoid it, but my body couldn't move, and I was enchanted by her. She deliberately stopped some skirts, revealing a small white calf, and the aura on her body was as quiet as a snow lotus, and there was no demonic aura at all.
I couldn't help but glance at her, and I found that her face was as round as a goose egg, with a nose like a jade carving, very delicate and elegant, and her eyes were filled with a pool of clear spring water. It's not a demon at all.
"It's a pity I'm a demon, isn't it?" Kashimi saw through my mind and smiled, "Otherwise, you'll kick Shih Tzu away and fall under my pomegranate skirt." Say you're a big carrot, and you still don't admit it. In fact, how good it is to admit it, how to love as much as you love, how can there be so many fetters? β
"Then you try to demonize me as much as possible and enchant me into your goblin team." I suddenly became interested and couldn't help but say.
How do you know that Bai Mei sighed, "It would be nice if it was that simple." You think it's easy to be a goblin? That's also a step-by-step upgrade. β
"What's the escalation method?"
"Haven't you heard of 'demons and monsters'?"
"I've heard it for a long time."
Kashiwami glanced at me, "Everyone has heard of it." But how many people know the difficult journey from monster to ghost to demon to demon? β
"What's so difficult, don't people become ghosts when they die?" I said disapplausively.
"You just want to. Many people die when they die, and even ghosts can't do it. Kashiwami said it seriously, not like she was making up a story.
I said, "Bluff you." β
"Bluff you're your wife." Kashiwami said without blushing, "Only some people with special abilities can turn from dead people to monsters." You have to blame it for being exactly the same as others to upgrade to a ghost. Ghosts have to start from small ghosts, and you can only upgrade to medium ghosts after you have been a bad ghost, a weak ghost, a bad ghost, a resentful ghost, an unjust ghost, a daredevil, and a vampire. The middle ghost to the big ghost is the most difficult, and it can only be completed by going through the golden ghost, wood ghost, water ghost, fire ghost, earth ghost, cold ghost, and ice ghost. β
"With the five elements, there should still be yin ghosts and yang ghosts, right?" I laughed.
"Don't interrupt, listen to me slowly."
Fainted, she wanted me to be her fan. She's too boring, isn't she? Hehe, she's bored, I don't have a door, can't I take the opportunity to break into the enemy's interior?
"Don't be so naΓ―ve, okay?" Kashiwami said to me, "I'm in a good mood to talk to you." β
"You're in such a good mood. You have fought so much to get my body. "I deliberately provoked.
Kashimi didn't buy my account, "That's a game, if you win, you win, and it has nothing to do with what you get." β
"Demon to the point of being self-exalted?"
"Yes, yes, that's what it means. It seems that you are still a little literate and can understand something. "Kashiami seems to be sarcastic.
I'm almost zero IQ in front of her.
"Let me tell you, it's not easy to be a golden ghost alone." Kashiwami continued her demons, "You think the golden ghost is a single gold? Not really. The golden ghost contains all metals and stones, and we have as many kinds of metals and stones as there are 'golden ghosts'. Let's just talk about being a uranium ghost, it's a radioactive element, and the body is miserable every moment by it, if it weren't for the lofty ideal of being a demon, I would have given up a long time ago. β
"It seems that it's not easy to be a demon." I deeply sympathize.
"Li Bai, can't you not be hypocritical for a while?" Bai Mei was dissatisfied again, "Our demon world has long gone beyond the interface of sympathy. As long as you have a little compassion, you can't be a demon, and you will be beaten back to the yang world to be a new person, and you will suffer a thousand kinds of suffering and sins again. β
"It's good to be a human again." I strongly encouraged, "If you become human again, maybe we will all of us"
"Dream on you." Kasumi said to me disdainfully, "What happiness is there in being a human being except to suffer sin?" Even the happiest love can't stand the toss, come as you say, leave as you say, and you can't get it back no matter how hard you try. When death is approaching, I don't know what I will get. β
Demons are always extreme. I don't blame her. Since she refuses to be a man, then I'll try to be a demon. I couldn't help but say, "If I want to be a demon, what ability should I have to upgrade from dead to weird?" β
"Do you really want to be a demon?"
"I really want to."
"Dream on you. Sitting next to such a beautiful beauty, you don't dare to move her fingers, you can still be a fart. Kashiwami was blunt.