Chapter 35: Dog's Egg

"The bright moon rises out of the Tianshan Mountains, between the vast sea of clouds, Wang. The long wind is tens of thousands of miles, and it blows through the Yumen Pass. Hanxia Baideng Road, Hu peep into Qinghai Bay. Wang, who came to the battlefield, did not see anyone return. Wang, the guest looks at the border, and thinks about how bitter it is. High-rise buildings are at this night, sighing is not idle. Barking. “

Su Mu: "······ This, is it a Tang poem? ”

"Illiterate, of course this is Tang poetry, Wangwang." The little corgi replied disdainfully.

"Ahem." Su Mu coughed dryly, hiding his embarrassment, and praised: "Well, not bad, I didn't expect you to be such a talented stupid dog." ”

"That's a must, I can not only recite Tang poems, but also sing, do you want to listen?"

"Don't don't, don't sing, I just want to eat now, do you see if you can sacrifice yourself?" Su Mu waved his hand and rejected the little corgi's proposal, bringing the topic back to the point.

"Neurotic! I'm not an ordinary dog, are you stupid? The little corgi barked angrily.

"Hmm······ It's because you're an extraordinary dog that I want to try it! Su Mu licked his lips and said with some hunger.

"Neurotic! I rescued you back, and you're actually going to eat me?! The little corgi said aggrievedly.

Su Mu stopped his movements and looked at the little corgi dog in front of him with some suspicion, the little corgi looked at Su Mu and looked at him, thinking that he was moved by his life-saving grace, and relaxed his vigilance a little.

Su Mu saw that the little corgi dog's short legs were loose, and he accurately grasped the opportunity, pounced, and grabbed the little corgi dog again and threw it into the pot.

The little corgi was indeed extraordinary, and the boiling water in the pot had no effect on it in the slightest, only some hot sweat.

"You brought me back? Do you believe this yourself? With your small body, it's not enough to eat a lunch, and you tell me that you saved me, what a stupid dog. Su Mu grabbed the little corgi with a smile on his face, not giving the little corgi a chance to escape.

"Wang······ I really came back behind your back. "The little corgi sticks out its tongue and exudes heat, and the feeling of sauna is really not very pleasant for the little corgi.

"Okay, okay, even if you save me, aren't I still repaying the favor?" Su Mu poured in some salt, and looked at the dust on the dog's hair with some disgust, hoping that the salt could be disinfected.

"You're repaying the favor?!"

"Yes, you know, there are countless dogs in the world, but there is only one of my Su Mu, think about it, isn't it your honor to have the honor to be the ration of this king? Would you like to have a little bit of ideological awareness? Dogs can't just think about eating bones, they also have their own ideals. ”

"Woo ······"

"Actually, you don't have to resist like this, I have to tell you how delicious this dog meat is, this dog meat, known as the world's best taste, I don't believe you can taste it yourself." Su Mu picked up MSG and poured some into the pot, and suddenly the fragrance in the pot was a lot stronger, and there were bursts of fragrance.

The little corgi looked at Su Mu suspiciously, and raised his paw to bite it in disbelief······ Not to mention, the taste is delicate, the meat is tight and full, after soy sauce, salt, monosodium glutamate, etc. are used as condiments, the smell is more and more fragrant, the taste is delicious, and the entrance is rotten but not greasy.

······· Wait, what's wrong!

"Neurotic! I don't want to be a lunch, I can help you find lunch. After the little corgi suddenly woke up from the delicacy, he found Su Mu looking at him with a smile and protesting.

"Yes, yes, but why should I trust you?"

"Dogs are man's most loyal friends." The little corgi crooked his mouth and said with a firm face.

Su Mu looked at the little corgi dog with disdain, his face was full of disbelief, and when he saw the dog under the little corgi dog, he thought with some disgust that this stupid dog would not see that he was hard.

"That thing down there looks so discordant, I'll cut it for you."

"Neurotic, you really have neuropathy, go and save yourself, I hope you can still save it." The little corgi dog hurriedly stepped up his dog bite, afraid that Su Mu would pick up the scissors and come down with scissors and click on himself.

"But you actually looked at me hard!!" Su Mu tilted his head and looked at the little corgi with bad intentions.

"I'm just politely tough, dogs are man's most loyal friends, and some politeness still needs to be said."

"Okay, then I'll have to cut it first." Su Mu suddenly realized that he was going to find scissors,

"Don't don't, please, I'm still young, I'm in estrus, this thing is hard or not, sometimes I can't control it myself, okay?" The little corgi dog hurriedly got serious and told the real reason.

Su Mu disdainfully gave the little corgi dog's head a violent button: "Say, what's your name." ”

The little corgi dog took advantage of Su Mu's hand to give him a violent buckle, seized the opportunity and hurriedly jumped out, shook the dog hair soaked in boiling water, and said disdainfully: "Dad." ”

"What's Daddy's Daddy?"

"Grandpa······ Neurotic, trick me. ”

"What the hell do you think about you stupid dog, you still want to be my father, I'm my grandfather. Forget it, I'll give you a new name. From now on, you will be called a dog, how about it? Su Mu stroked his chin and thought.

"Please, I'm a corgi, in the UK, it's a precious dog breed raised by the royal family, do you dare to give this name a little more earthy?" The little corgi was unwilling to protest.

"Then ······ Silly dog," Su Mu said after thinking for a moment again.

"Your pathetic vocabulary is a shame even for me as a dog." The little corgi said disdainfully.

"Then ······ Dead dog?! Su Mu raised his eyebrows, thinking to himself that you are still against the sky? The gesture is to catch the little corgi in the pot.

"Don't don't, I think the name dog is so nice, I like it so much." The little corgi quickly stood up with joy and patted the dog's paws in agreement.

Su Mu said with deep approval: "That's right, how nice the dog is, come and give the master me a coquette, get around and I'll take a look." ”

“······ I am dignified. ”

"Where does the dignity of a dog come from, only the dignity of a dog's fart, either roll it around, or stew it in a pot." Su Mu said disdainfully.

"Woo ······" The dog dan helplessly lay on the ground and rolled around, then stood up again, arched the dog's paws in the shape of an arched hand.

"Well, well, now you can confess and be lenient, who is your master?"

"You."

"Stubborn, huh? I'm talking about your previous master. ”

"Wang~~~~"

"Wangwang? Are you talking about the Want Want who smiles at people all day long? ”

"Woo ~~~~~"

"Okay······ Who is your dad? ”

"Woo ~~~~~"

"Who's that who was by your dad?"

"Woo ~~~~~"

"What's the purpose of approaching me?"

"Woo ~~~~~"

"Speak human words!" Su Mu had a cold face, and pulled up the dog's ears to threaten.

"I really don't know, I just saw you lying on the ground, so I carried you back." The dog innocently blinked and explained with a dog's eyes.

Su Mu stroked his chin, and there were three big words written on his face: I don't believe it.

Seeing that Su Mu was about to torture himself again, Goudan hurriedly rolled around on the ground again, and stood up.