Chapter 009: Two mistakes in stealing corpses
The moment the three of them jumped out, there were no zombies in the room, which was very strange, but I couldn't help but worry, where did the zombies go, Jin Shijie pushed Xiaoying out and said, "You are a Taoist, you go first." Xiaoying said angrily: "Don't push it, can't I just go." Xiaoying was in the first place, Nana was in the second, and Jin Shijie was in the last, the three of them lined up, and Xiaoying stretched out her head to the door.
"Ah" shouted, it turned out that the zombie was at the door, but this cry alarmed the zombie, the three hurriedly ran back to the room, the zombie jumped in, the zombie couldn't smell it, it turned out that the three were holding their breath, the zombie smelled in front of the three, but the three finally couldn't hold it back, Xiaoying thought, this Jin Shijie is very bad, let him work harder.
I saw Xiaoying stabbing Jin Shijie's chrysanthemum, Jin Shijie screamed "Hi yo", hurriedly ran out of the door, the zombie jumped out instantly, Xiaoying and Nana breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly Jin Shijie ran back again, it was all right, but all the clothes were scattered, and he ran in in embarrassment, and said angrily: "You good boy, enough yin." Xiaoying said: "Why didn't you get bitten." ”
Jin Shijie scolded angrily: "Bastard, do I have to be bitten by them." Nana said: "I know, cousin, you have washed the lake water, and the poison in the lake water turned out to be corpse poison, seeing that your face is still quite dark, presumably you haven't eaten tooth powder yet, and the zombie will not bite you when he smells your smell like him." Jin Shijie was shocked and said: "I see, that's good, Diao Siying, I'm fine, I'll see what you do." ”
Nana yelled, it turned out that the zombie was back again, jumped into the room and pinched Xiaoying's neck, Xiaoying was out of breath, and sprinkled all the glutinous rice in her hand on the zombie, and instantly sparked violently, Xiaoying was so frightened that both feet were soft, Nana pulled him away, how did he expect the zombie to chase him all the time, where the three of them ran, the zombie chased again, the zombie jumped over, and pinched Xiaoying's neck, Nana was anxious to think that there was a yellow talisman in her hand, and pasted it, only paused for a moment, and the spirit rune caught fire.
The zombie pinched Xiaoying again, Nana posted two more, only paused for a moment, but it was a little longer, and the spirit rune caught fire again, Nana simply pasted three or four spirit runes in her hand together, and Jin Shijie stuck it in the back with a peachwood sword, at that moment, the two immediately pulled Xiaoying away, and the three escaped.
Hearing the sound of sparks "pop, pop", the three of them ran downstairs, how did the hotel become like this, the corpse was wild, Xiaoying said: "Why do the zombies always chase me." Jin Shijie said: "Because you are greedy for money and lustful, and the timid little zombie sees you so short, of course the file chases you." ”
Uncle Nine and Xiao Hao didn't find it for a long time in the woods, and Xiao Hao smiled: "Will the zombies go to our hotel?" Uncle Nine said: "Yes, it is possible." When the two hurried back, the hotel was full of corpses, and there was a sound of fighting, and Uncle Nine said, "It's not good." At this time, the zombie chased Xiaoying, and Uncle Nine shouted: "Xiaoying lie down." ”
The moment Xiaoying fell to the ground, Uncle Jiu and Xiaohao had already wrapped an ink fountain in a formation, the zombie just jumped in, and his feet went straight into the ink fountain, and the fire was shining in an instant, Xiao Hao helped Xiaoying up, Nana and Jin Shijie also ran to Uncle Jiu's side, and Uncle Jiu said, "Are you all right?" Nana and Jin Shijie said: "We're fine, zombies don't bite us, he likes Xiaoying." Uncle Nine said: "What, I like Xiaoying." ”
Jin Shijie said: "It's just chasing Xiaoying, but not chasing us." Uncle Nine said: "This is understandable, you have washed the lake, and the lake is full of corpse poison, he smells that you are the same as him and does not chase you, but Nana does not, why did he chase Xiaoying and did he chase Nana alone." Nana wondered, "Not really. Uncle Nine said, "You two will hide behind us first." ”
At the same moment, the zombie aimed at Xiaoying again, jumped over, and pinched Xiaoying. Xiaoying struggled weakly: "Why am I so miserable, big brother zombie, you can do it, let me go." Uncle Nine and Xiaohao frantically side-kicked and boarded to hit the zombies, but it was useless, the two of them couldn't look at it, and Uncle Nine said: "Nana, Shijie came over to help first and pulled the zombie's hands away."
The two of them made a promise. Uncle Nine said to Xiao Hao: "Use the 'glutinous rice to subdue the demon Dafa'." Xiao Hao said: "Okay, I'll go get glutinous rice." Uncle Nine went to get cinnabar, and then took a look, got the curtain cloth on all sides, withdrew it into twelve, and with a few flying light skills, the curtain cloth was distributed on the oval balcony and spread it out, at this time Xiao Hao came with a large bag of glutinous rice, and Uncle Nine said: "Xiao Hao, go and pull some boy urine." ”
Xiao Hao said: "Master, when I went to get the glutinous rice just now, I just pulled it off. Uncle Nine said: "Hey, I have to use mine, you will sprinkle the glutinous rice." After saying that, Uncle Nine pulled a big pot of urine, and Xiaohao smiled: "It's so yellow, it's on fire." Uncle Nine poured all the cinnabar into the urinal basin, stirred constantly, and then flew up with a light jump, and wrote some Maoshan sect spirit rune symbols on the twelve curtain cloths with a cinnabar pen. Uncle Nine said: "Okay, go and help, and lure him over." ”
Xiao Ying had already fainted, Uncle Nine and Xiao Hao threw them at the zombie with spirit talismans and glutinous rice, and the four of them hurriedly pulled Xiao Ying away. Uncle Nine said: "It always stares at Xiaoying and uses Xiaoying to lure him into the formation." Xiaoying was placed in the center of the array, the zombie jumped into the formation, Uncle Jiu and others pulled Xiaoying away, the zombie stepped on the glutinous rice in the formation and made a "squeak, squeak, squeak" sound, he jumped louder and louder, constantly eating pain, his feet smoked, and the glutinous rice that the zombie had stepped on turned black.
Uncle Nine recited the incantation: "Beiyin Jinque, Emperor Xuanming, give me power, kill the ghosts." The Demon King of the Six Heavens, the commander of the divine soldiers. Swords, guns and armor blades, come to the mist. for evil spirits, or demons or spirits. Capture the ghost city, and die and die. Thousands of corpses, no need to be reborn. The true talisman is too high, and there is no stop. Urgent as wind and fire, news as thunder. The ghosts are dead, and the heavens and the earth are clear. Haste as a law. ”
In an instant, the talisman on the twelve curtain cloths emitted a red light, which was more powerful than that from the woods, and Uncle Nine took out the evil bead and shot it into the zombie's mouth, and took out the money and shot it into his eyes. At the same time, Uncle Nine shouted: "Collect." The twelve curtain cloths instantly contracted and bandaged the zombie tightly, and Uncle Nine immediately rolled over, and wrote a spell on the whole body of the zombie wrapped in the curtain cloth with a cinnabar pen, and Uncle Nine shouted: "Stop." "The zombie fell instantly.
Uncle Jiu wiped the sweat from his face and said: "Okay, remember to put him in the coffin, the coffin should also be covered with a layer of glutinous rice, and I will burn him with the 'Samadhi True Fire' at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon." Xiao Hao said: "Master, don't you burn him at this time." Uncle Nine said: "Now please 'Samadhi True Fire' I am afraid that the yin energy is too heavy, the yang energy is too weak, and the effect is not good, tomorrow at noon, under the sun, even if you use the 'Sun True Fire', it is possible to invite it out." Xiao Hao nodded, put the zombie in the coffin, and put Master Jin in the corner.
Uncle Nine said: "Nana, Shijie, you come to help me pull out these bitten corpses, and then cremate them." I'm going to help Xiaoying heal the corpse, otherwise the corpse will be angry, and I'm afraid he will also become a zombie. Nana was startled and said, "Okay, Uncle Nine, you can go, leave it to us here." After Uncle Nine went, Xiaohao walked downstairs and said, "Nana, I'll help you." Jin Shijie said: "No, my cousin and I can move well, and we don't need your help." ”
Xiao Hao said: "No, wait for these to become zombies, you can settle it yourself." Jin Shijie was afraid and hurried, and said, "Okay, come, let's move together." When the three of them walked out of the door, this group of tomb robbers actually stood outside the door and just came in, Gen Shanmo smiled: "Wow, how did it become so messy, so many people died, so much blood was shed, are you making a zombie movie?" Xiao Hao said angrily: "Why, didn't you go to catch zombies, did you catch them?" Gen Shanmo sighed: "Hey, I can't find him, if we find it, we will definitely arrest him back." ”
It was busy until 1 o'clock in the evening. Everyone was so tired that they fell asleep. Uncle Nine also slept more heavily than before, because catching zombies consumed a lot of energy and mana, and when Uncle Nine and the others were asleep, there was a sneaky smoke from the window, which was the smoke of ecstasy. After a while, he carefully climbed in, and the man said in his heart: "Three stinky strips, the most hateful are the old thief and the little thief, one caught me, and the other threw me into the coffin, so frightened that I fainted, bastard, this revenge is not a gentleman." ”
It turned out that the person was Serang, who had been caught by Uncle Jiu. I saw a coffin, opened the door of the coffin, and got the body out of it, and carried it on his shoulder. When Serang was leaving, he laughed and said: "I stole the old man you buried, I see what you will bury tomorrow, stinky strips, this is the end of your offending Lao Tzu." Suddenly, when he saw someone coming in again, he hurriedly threw the body out of the window, and then jumped out of the window himself.
I saw two sounds of "pop, pop", and the two whispered: "What sound, is it you farting, be quiet, when don't fart, but fart at this time, what can I do if I am discovered." Another whispered, "I didn't fart." The man said, "Okay, let's fart, admit it, let's let go of the ecstasy smoke first." After a while, the two of them happily carried the corpse in the corner of the wall, and the man said, "I don't know what Elder Mo will reward us." ”
Another said: "Maybe it's to take us as apprentices." The man said, "No, we're just going to follow his distribution, and it's our business." The other said, "Let's give us credit for not saying the least." The man said, "Hey, don't talk about it yet, take this zombie away from Elder Mo, and then talk about it." ”
Another said: "Okay. "It turned out that when Gen Shanmo went to catch zombies, his clansmen were bitten to death by the zombies, and then the zombies disappeared, and when I came back, I heard the sound of fighting in the hotel, and it was Lin Zhengjiu who fought with the zombies. Gen Shanmo thought: "Let you fight to the death first, and then I will reap the benefits of the fisherman." ”
Sure enough, Lin Zhengjiu finally caught the zombie, and he also consumed his energy and spells, so tired that he couldn't sleep deeply, and then he could steal the zombie by putting down the smoke. It stands to reason that his wishful thinking is good, and the fault is that he stole the wrong corpse.
The next morning, Uncle Nine and the others woke up only to feel heavy and wanted to continue sleeping, Uncle Nine asked Xiaohao, "What time is it now." Xiao Hao saw that the sun was in full bloom and replied, "Maybe it's noon." Uncle Nine said: "Noon, why did I sleep so late, when I used to catch ghosts and zombies, I wouldn't feel so tired, could it be that I'm too old to get up, let's cremate zombies and find a feng shui cemetery for Master Jin." ”
Xiao Hao sighed: "Okay, I'll carry it." Uncle Nine was sitting cross-legged and said, "Strange." Just as he was thinking about being strange, Xiao Hao shouted, "Master, the corpses of the zombie and Master Jin are gone." Uncle Nine was shocked, hurriedly woke up Nana and Jin Shijie, walked over to the coffin and saw that it was broken and stolen, we were hit by ecstasy incense last night.