"Are you really a Taoist priest or a mage?" The female ghost asked weakly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Didn't I tell you...... I'll go, what kind of eyes are you, you don't believe I'm a mage, do you want me to make a seal and destroy you? "Being looked at by a ghost with inexplicable eyes, I suddenly felt uncomfortable all over my body.

"Didn't Taoist priests get rid of ghosts when they saw them, and destroy them when they saw corpses? How could you say such a thing as letting demons harm the living! The female ghost asked a little puzzled. In her cognition of you, the mage Taoist and the demons and monsters are incompatible, and they start fighting as soon as they meet.

"Ahem, the kind of mage you are talking about is the most superficial mage! A person like me would not do that! I let go of the hand that was pinching the female ghost's neck, straightened my clothes and stood up.

When I walked to the window, I looked up at the starry sky and said with a straight face: "The truly enlightened masters will not abide by the old rules. They have a ruler in their hearts, they know how to measure the rights and wrongs of everything in the world, and they can understand what is right and wrong, good and evil. The true Tao lies in the heart, not in the books, not in the words. If a person has goodness in his heart, a heart in his heart to punish adultery and eliminate evil, and treat the people in the world well, then he is a master! ”

I turned my head, glanced at the female ghost who was in a daze, and said, "For example, I am a master of the Dao, and I am a scum like Fahai!"

"The reason why I didn't kill that fat man was because he had a string of Buddhist beads on him, and he even took a bath, so I couldn't get close. Moreover, my cultivation will be greatly reduced if I leave this room! The female ghost explained.

The female ghost died in this room, so the resentment here is the strongest, this is why this female ghost will have a half-step ghost cultivation in this room, and her cultivation will drop greatly when she walks out of the door.

"This dead fat man is not a good thing, he must die! But how do you kill him? "It's not good for me to shoot directly, let's let this female ghost do it herself, how can I get the female ghost to get close to that dead fat man, I thought with my chin in my hand.

"Come here!" I beckoned to the female ghost and motioned for her to lean her ear over.

"Tomorrow I will get you a gathering talisman, which can ensure that you have a room and a half-step of cultivation of a powerful ghost, and then you will get on the body of that fat man, well, you write a will first, and say that the fat man left all his family property to that kind waiter aunt, and you make up your own reasons. And then you let him drive out......"

I thought about it for a while, and then added: "You write a few more report letters in the tone of a fat man, write down all the bad guys you know, and then send them to the Commission for Discipline Inspection with the real name of the fat man."

"I'm afraid a few report letters are useless!" The female ghost sighed, after all, it was a group of people with hands and eyes, and the complex network of relationships could not be a few letters to bring them down.

"I didn't want to get them out of power, I just wanted to disgust those people!" Although these corrupt officials and evil officials can't be killed, they can't let them live too happily.

"Good ......"

"Oooh!" In the distance, there was the sound of a rooster croaking, and in the blink of an eye, it was almost dawn.

"Disappear quickly!" I was so sleepy that I had to sleep a little longer, but there was a female ghost next to me, and I couldn't calm down and sleep, so I waved her hand and told her to hurry away.

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Although the city in my hometown is not as lively as the provincial capital, it is also a prefecture-level city, and many things that cannot be bought in the countryside can be bought here.

"Acetylene oxygen injectors, miner's lamps, gas masks......" I counted them one by one, thinking about what to buy. It's a high-tech era now, and the set of tomb robbers in TV novels has long been out of work, and like those "Corpse Blowing the Lamp" and "Tomb Robbery Textbooks", it is obvious that the author is obscene! If they had done what they did, I don't know how many people had died.

They weren't mages, and they hadn't seen ghosts and zombies, so they didn't think it was a big deal. Moreover, those tomb robbers are ordinary people, even if there are ghosts in the tomb, they can't see it. When they can see a ghost, it means that he is dying.

There are only two kinds of people in this world who can see ghosts and gods. One is the people who practice spells, because they can see the ghosts and gods when they look at the eyes of the sky, and the deeper the spell, the clearer they can see the ghosts and gods. The second type of person who can see ghosts and gods, that is a person who is about to die, either he is dying due to lack of yang energy, or the ghost who appears is ready to kill him!

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"Am I not sleeping? How did I get out by car? How did I drink so much? ……”

The fat boss, who suddenly came to his senses, suddenly found that he was actually driving, and the car was full of alcohol. He remembered that he hadn't gotten up yet, and it was noon.

"Ahh The fat boss, who was driving the car in a daze, saw a woman lying on his stomach in the front window of the car and smiled at him.

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"Now broadcast a noon news, there was a serious car accident in the suburbs of our city, a car and the driver fell into the roadside cliff together, the car was destroyed and killed, the preliminary judgment is that the driver is drunk driving, and serious speeding......"

"Okay, now that your revenge has been avenged, can you leave the human world to report to the underworld?" The noon news on TV was announcing the fat boss's death, and in room 244, I was ready to check out and go home.

"Thanks to the master's help, let me get revenge, the little woman in this life has nothing to repay, she can only wait for the next life......"

"Okay, okay, you kowtow and thank, why is a ghost so polite to me? Hurry up and get on the road, otherwise it will be too late for Lord Yama to find you to punish you! ”

I waved my hand to interrupt the female ghost's sensational speech, if you don't go on the road, I will still go on the road, ahh If I continue to talk nonsense like this, I'm afraid I'll have to spend the night here again tonight, and it will be troublesome if there is another ghost.

"Master, I still have one more thing to ...... done"

"Huh?" I looked at her in surprise and asked a little speechlessly, "What else is going on?" Could it be that he hasn't found a husband yet and is unwilling to go on the road? ”

If you want to find a husband, I can't help you find it, your corpse doesn't know where it is, and I can't match you with a yin marriage! Do you want to catch a male ghost? But I... Where can I catch you, although the fat boss of this hotel is suitable, I don't know if you want to......

"Master, I want to go home and see my parents, and my brother! For five years, I have been thinking about them very much, and it is my wish to see them! Seek the master's fulfillment! I'll kowtow to you......"

"Hey, don't kowtow, it's useless for you to kowtow to me, you can go back by yourself if you want to see them, and I didn't stop you!!"