As soon as Li Guan heard me say that he asked him to marry Atugege, his little face turned pale with fright: "What are you kidding, my family is still waiting for me to inherit the lineage, can she have children?" ”

Artug stared at the sidelines: "Yes, I can have a baby." ”

Burst!

I laughed right away.

This picture is very funny, full of gloomy energy, in the spacious tomb, a demon who has just been covered with white hair, holding a hammer to kill us, pretending to be a little woman at this time and telling us that I will have a child, a handsome guy who has just been righteous and awe-inspiring and not afraid of death told me that his family is still waiting for him to pass on the lineage, a super dangerous monster standing on the left, standing on the right with a horizontal eyebrow ready to be desperately chased by the man who wants to kill himself, how do I look at this scene is like a small fight, the man was beaten away, the woman chased out, I'm always helping to pull the rack?

Atugege's sentence I can have children scared me a lot, I said in my heart that you are three or four hundred years old monsters, can you still have children?

I believe you that you can have a ghost baby, but you say that you can have a baby, which doesn't seem to convince me at all!

Before I could speak, Li Guanyi was the first to shout: "If you can have children, I won't marry, you dead monster." ”

Artugge said aggrievedly: "People are not monsters. ”

Li Guan was furious, and directly took back the finger he was about to press on the silver talisman, rushed to the front of Artugeg and said angrily: "You are not a monster, why is your face so pale?" Aren't you a monster with white hair? You're not a monster, you're smashing people around with a hammer? You're not a monster, you've been locked up in a coffin for three or four hundred years and haven't hung up? You're not a monster, are you looking for someone to marry, or are you going to get married?

Are you fooling me that I don't have an IQ? Or fool Ou Ning for not having an IQ? ”

I hurriedly rushed forward two steps, biting my finger to take Li Guanyi's place, in case this Artugeg was violently gone, then the two of us would have to fight hard.

But when I look at the way it is, Artug doesn't seem ready to be mad at us, she just lowers her head and whispers like a good little woman who has been reprimanded by a man: "My face is white because I don't see the sun all day long." ”

I interjected: "That's right, it's white when you don't see the sun all day long, don't you see those otaku rotten girls now in vain?" ”

Li Guanyi was angry: "Shut up." Where the hell are you? ”

I immediately stopped, I just told the truth, okay? If you don't see the sun all day long, it will really be white.

Artuge then murmured, "I'm covered in white hair, that's because the exercises I practice are like this, and I can't do anything else!" I was put in the coffin because the old Taoist priest deliberately framed me, the way I am now, it is equivalent to a person who has already died once, I don't get married, can I still get married normally? ”

I gave a thumbs up: "Gege is right. ”

Li Guanyi turned his head one by one, and I immediately looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, indicating that I was very innocent.

Li Guanyi turned his head to Artugge and asked, "You have lived for three or four hundred years, but don't tell me that you are still a normal person." How can a normal person live so long? ”

Li Guanyi's last sentence is a bit of a weakness in his own words, others may think that three or four hundred years of life is a very long life, but for people like us, whether this kind of lifespan of people exist is still unknown, but all kinds of signs show that it seems that there really is such a person, but we have not dared to admit it because there is no evidence.

Artuge shook his head vigorously, and nodded again and again: "I'm a normal person, but I have a long lifespan, but you can't treat me as a monster just because of my long life?" Look at my looks, look at my body functions, I'm completely the body of a 16-year-old girl! ”

As he spoke, this Artugeg deliberately straightened his chest, indicating that she was developing well.

I couldn't help but want to laugh again.

Li Guanyi gritted his teeth: "That's not good, who knows what kind of ghost you are fighting here, bewitching us with gossip, do you want us to leave this golden talisman and go away, you are so violent to kill the two of us?" ”

Artugeg became more and more aggrieved: "How is it possible, I, I am sincere." You don't believe it? If you don't believe me, I'd better stay away. ”

After speaking, this Gege really stepped on the middle-high cloth shoes of the former Qing Dynasty and walked a few steps away from us.

The point is that she was originally able to float, but now she is using it, obviously giving us reassurance!

Burst! I squirted again.

Li Guanyi had a shameful, annoyed, and impatient expression on his face: "No, no, I won't agree to this kind of thing." ”

Li Guanyi yelled, but the Artug bit his lip and lowered his head and said nothing.

I want to laugh, click the eyes and ask: "What, don't worry, you two, I want to ask, Li Guanyi, people Atugege only said that he wanted to get married, and he didn't say that he had to marry you, what kind of thing are you jumping around here?" ”

This sentence directly stunned Li Guanyi: "Yes, what's my business?" Damn, I'm confused, it's my business! ”

As soon as Li Guanyi spoke, he took two steps back, and made a fuss.

But the Artug said: "Just him, the slave family is not very demanding." ”

Burst!

I don't know how many times I've sprayed it today, I said, God, are you going to put a coffin in it to make me happy?

"Actually, if you don't marry, you can do it, but if you marry, it's equivalent to a family person, and the palace is a grid, and you can't do a side room, so ......"

I'm secretly glad in my heart, it's good that you didn't take a fancy to your buddy, otherwise your buddy's temper would be even hotter than Li Guanyi.

Li Guanyi made a big red face again, he didn't listen to what Artuge said at all, and directly interrupted her: "Impossible, don't say it, absolutely impossible, I won't marry such an old monster." ”

Artugege's face became more and more pale, his apricot eyes widened, as if he wanted to say something, and then forcibly suppressed his breath, continued to bow his head, and said in the posture of a very small woman: "The slave family knows that you can't accept it now, but the slave family will work hard and will not embarrass the minister." ”

Messire? Messire?

I couldn't do it anymore, I instinctively crouched down, bent over and laughed until my stomach hurt.

Li Guanyi was at a loss, and his face was as swollen as a monkey's ass: "Get out!" I don't know you, get out! ”

Artugeg simply turned a deaf ear and stood still.

For a while, the scene fell into embarrassment, I licked my chapped lips, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry, what, Artugege, I want to ask, how did you get locked up in the coffin, you always give us an explanation of your life experience, right?"

Otherwise, suddenly a woman crawled out of the coffin and said that I want to get married, and anyone else will get a heart attack. ”