The little ladies in the room shouted with a smile: "Wang Liu, Wang Liu, come up with a hypnotic poem, otherwise we won't marry Shen Sixteen." ”

Wang Liulang's cheeks are thin, and his wedding clothes are a little empty on his body, he has always loved wide-sleeved empty shirts, but today he is solemnly wearing red narrow sleeves.

He pondered for a moment, and was about to compose a poem.

Suddenly, a shocking sound rang out. Sometimes the sound was like the roar of a thunderous drum, sometimes like a weeping ghost's throat, sometimes like a ball falling on a plate, sometimes like an old woman's hoarseness. Seven bends and eight turns, nine turns back to the intestines, listening to the people following it up and down, almost closed their breath.

Then there was a foul smell, like the glutinous rice in June, and like the stench in the bucket.

The nobles scooped out the champas one after another, and the sachet covered their noses, wishing they had just followed the voice to close their breath.

Around the center of the circle, there was a large empty circle, and there were even a few old ladies who were already stinking and fainting.

Only then did those who were far away realize that the stench was actually coming from Old Lady Shen.

Wang Liulang's face is like the bottom of the black pot, where can he still compose half a poem! Along with what I thought before, I was shocked by this sudden scene and forgot about it.

"Oops, belly, belly, old lady's belly!"

I don't know who in the crowd suddenly shouted like this! The people around all looked towards Old Lady Shen's stomach.

I saw that as the voice sounded, the stomach disappeared visibly......

Mrs. Shen was so frightened that she almost fainted on the spot.

Eighteen Niang looked at the old lady and thought, I'm afraid it's not scared, it's stunning!

"Oh, it turns out that the old lady is not pregnant, otherwise whose belly would be deflated with a fart? Isn't it pregnant with a fart ......"

As soon as her words came out, everyone couldn't help laughing, and this laugh covered their mouths in a panic, "Mom, it's so stinky!" ”

Mrs. Shen is not only pregnant with a fart, but also with a big stinky fart!

Eighteen Niang couldn't help laughing in her heart, the effect of this medicine is so good! It is worthy of being a treasure of ten thousand gold, now, look at what face Mrs. Shen still has to bully their brothers and sisters, see what face she still has, stay in Chang'an City.

It's just that the Shen family's face can't be thrown into the mud!

Eighteen Niang hurriedly went over to help the old lady, and tears fell down at once, it was really choking; Seeing this, Qin Zhao and the eldest lady also hurriedly walked over to help the old lady.

"Quick, quick, go find the doctor. My grandmother was afraid that she had a strange disease, and even the doctor had misdiagnosed her, so how could this be good? There are other old ladies, let's carry them to the house to rest first. ”

Hearing what Eighteen Niang said, everyone reacted now, yes, the old lady is sick, and the pregnancy she said first was not what she said, it was the doctor who said it. I can't blame her......

But it's really funny, it's been many years, and I haven't had such a big fun! Oops, you can't laugh, or you won't suck your fart in.

Everyone hurriedly sent a few fainted old ladies into the house to rest, waiting for the Hou Mansion to take the right cards to ask for a doctor.

The sixteen mother's wedding had to be continued, but where did everyone still have such thoughts, so they hurriedly sent her to the sedan chair.

Originally, there were many families who had dealings with the Shen family and the Wang family at the same time, and they ate the Shen family and ate the Wang family, but now who still has the heart to go to the Wang family to see the worship hall, the things here are obviously more interesting, okay?

Shen Lin's face was red, and he couldn't raise his head, which was infuriating; Shen Ze's face was as usual, but his brows were furrowed, obviously not thinking about why such a thing happened.

However, the mother does not think that the son is poor, and the son does not think that the mother is ugly, and the filial son who should be the one still has to be.

Shen Ze saluted everyone and said loudly: "I'm really sorry for you, my mother is sick, Ze's heart is uneasy, today's matter, I hope you don't have to say much, lest your mother wake up ugly." There are often evil diseases, and I hope that everyone will be in the sea. ”

Who is Shen Ze? The first beautiful man in Chang'an City, as soon as he said this, all the noble ladies were heartbroken, and they stopped their mouths one after another, saying that they would never spread the word.

I didn't see how filial Zelang was, his mother didn't know what disease he had, he was so distressed that his heart was broken, and tears were about to fall, but Zelang was still so good-looking......

After speaking, Shen Zeqiang endured his impatience and followed into the inner hall.

Eighteen Niang hooked the corners of her mouth, and couldn't help but reflect on herself, compared to Shen Ze, she was really too far behind.

A good happy event, this is a major event in her daughter's life, but she was messed up by her mother-in-law, the anger in the eldest lady's heart can burn the prairie fire, and she is now eager to take a knife and chop up the evil mother-in-law.

She wanted to ask what kind of grudge the old lady had to get along with their mother and daughter like this!

After a while, the Imperial Doctor finally came.

He first gave the other old ladies some refreshing medicine, and a few more stitches, and in a short time they all woke up.

"A few old ladies are fine, it's just that they have held their breath for too long and fainted, and they will be fine after lying down for a while."

When Shen Ze heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, "It's all the fault of the contempt mansion." Ze will send someone to send some medicinal materials to your house, and I hope you will forgive me. ”

These juniors in the mansion listened and nodded, no wonder Shen Ze is this matter, after all, they didn't think that it was not, not to mention that it was the Taiping Marquis Mansion that did the happy event today, not the Ministry of Shangshu Mansion.

The imperial doctor showed the old lady again, but he was stunned, he shook his head at Shen Ze, but said in his mouth: "The old lady is indeed suffering from a stubborn disease, and she is depressed in her abdomen, and the previous happy pulse is just an illusion, it is really rare in the world, and she has deceived the little old man, and the little old man is ashamed." Now that the evil spirit has come out, Xiao Lao'er will prescribe an ancestral prescription and take it for more than a month, and he will be cured. ”

Eighteen Niang listened, and laughed secretly in her heart, this imperial doctor is really talking nonsense. Mrs. Shen was not sick at all, but ate the fake pregnancy pill she ordered. There are two pills in total, and the first one will be diagnosed with a happy pulse, and gradually like a normal pregnancy, the belly will be bigger, and there will be fetal movements.

Of course, the world is convinced of pregnancy, after all, few people will take a child by caesarean section like Lu Ping.

After eating the second one, within two hours, there would be a scene like that of the old lady, and then it would be as if nothing had happened.

How could a physician diagnose a serious illness? He was just saving face from the Shen Mansion, and at the same time saving face from his misdiagnosis.

Sure enough, Shen Ze nodded with satisfaction, "This matter is unprecedented, don't say that the imperial doctor is wrong, everyone is wrong, no wonder the imperial doctor." Also ask the doctor to prescribe medicine. ”

The people of the Shen Mansion repaired it and finally filled this matter.

It's just that you still have to laugh at what you should laugh at, this old lady Shen has definitely become the biggest joke in Chang'an City, the most pitiful unlucky bastard!

The old lady didn't dare to go out, she just nested on the bed, humming and chirping, only waiting for Shen to return to the door on the 16th and 3rd, she immediately set off and hurried back to Fanyang, this Chang'an City, she didn't want to stay for a moment. ... Friends who read books, you can search for "blue book bar", and you can find this site as soon as possible.