23, pretending to be B was struck by lightning

Standing in front of the gate of the wall, watching the team of giant beasts roar away.

The eyes of Blackstone and the warriors were full of reluctance, what a good friend, what a friendly friend, a friend who was kinder than the clansmen, they were simply relatives.

It took a long time for Blackstone and the warriors to come to their senses.

Suddenly, Heishi slapped his thigh and shouted anxiously: "Quick, don't send it, go and collect all the sugar of those little cubs, don't let them waste it like this." The patriarch is going to trade with the tribe tomorrow. ”

The warriors, who had just woken up from a dream, followed the black stone and hurriedly ran towards the children. Immediately, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the tribe, and the sounds of noise, arrests, and cries were endless.

"Woo, Blackstone, I'll never call you uncle again, you give me back sugar ......"

"That's my candy, the ...... that the commander rewarded me with"

"Woo, you rob me of my sugar, I'm going to tell the commander ......"

In the midst of the chaos, the warriors gathered all the sugar they had collected and gave it to Blackstone.

But look at this large group of children, and then look at the more than ten candies in their hands, some of which have not yet been wrapped...... Wrapping paper, yes, that's the name.

Black Stone, distressed dripping blood: "Eat, eat,,?" A bunch of loser kids, look, how many are left? It's a loser. ”

Fortunately, the women are still very diligent and thrifty, and each one of them handed over the instant noodles. Reported the quantity to Blackstone.

Heishi thought for a while: "When the patriarch comes back from hunting, everyone will have a good meal tonight, and take out three portions of instant noodles this time...... No, one of the four, no more. ”

"Roar, Blackstone, Blackstone, Blackstone......"

The people who stayed behind, both men and women, shouted in a boiling voice, chanting the name of the black stone.

Blackstone nodded vanity while smacking the feeling of being held by the clansmen, hey, good thief.

……

At night

A faint smell of instant noodles wafted through the Sanshen tribe, and the Shanshen natives were all intoxicated by the fragrance and didn't want to wake up.

The moment the meal was opened, the cry shook the sky, a mouthful of animal meat, a mouthful of instant noodle soup, it was even more moisturizing than the old mountain god.

Enjoying the food, the tribal leaders in red police uniforms gathered around the campfire, and if it weren't for the large group of natives around them, they would really look like a red police squad.

The meeting decided: Two days later, the mountain and forest tribe trade conference will be carried by the boulder patriarch with the dwarf stone leader and the elite of the department, leaving the black stone leader to continue to stay in the tribe, and the big stone leader to go hunting. The materials traded, in addition to giant beast skins, fierce beast skins, fierce bird feathers, and mountain god honey, a specialty of the mountain god clan, plus sugar.

As for instant noodles?

No, no.

Well, five bags at most.

And, even more hanging, under the vanity of Dwarf Rock, there is a strong demand to wear a military uniform to the tribal trade fair. He couldn't stand the scornful eyes of the other tribes anymore, and he had to wear a military uniform to pretend to be a B.

The love of beauty, vanity, and the aborigines also have.

After the tribe finished eating, the natives of the Mountain God Clan once again gathered around the altar to pray for the blessing of the patriarch and others who were about to go out to trade.

With the prayer of Qingwu and the response of the mountain god, 20 warriors including the patriarch of the giant stone knelt in front of Qingwu, and a large number of leaves of the mountain god that emitted green light poured towards their foreheads, and even the hundred wooden spears placed in front of them were transformed by the leaves of the mountain god.

The muscles on the 20 warriors' bodies were knotted as if they were being cheered up, and even a pair of pupils surrounded by green light, and a tree-shaped totem faintly appeared.

……

Early the next morning, 20 warriors, led by the Megalith Patriarch, headed for the Tribal Trade Conference.

With the most powerful blessings of Qingwu and the mountain gods, the boulder patriarch and others seemed to be like divine help, and every move within two thousand steps of the mountains and forests could be seen in the totem. Coupled with the huge strength on his body, as well as the blessed wooden spear, the warriors of the Mountain God Clan at this moment were so powerful that they could hit within two thousand steps.

Except for some monsters that are too vicious to mess with, they can walk sideways in this mountain forest. This is also the reason why the Mountain God Clan can still survive in this harsh environment.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh......

With a few sounds of breaking the sky, a nearly twenty-meter-old python two thousand steps away was nailed to the ground by a wooden spear from the sky before it could react.

Boulder Patriarch: "Dwarf, remember to peel off the skin of the python." ”

Dwarf Shi replied: "Patriarch, why do you say they want to collect animal skins?" Do you need so much to make animal clothes? Aren't there enough hides they hunt? ”

"Maybe they have something else to do. It's like collecting strange trees and plants. It seems to us that there is no other use. ”

The Patriarch of the Giant Stone shook his head and said in confusion, urging: "Hurry up and clean up, pack up, and get on the road early." ”

Two days later, under the blessing of the mountain god, the mountain god clan finally arrived at the tribal trading meeting facilitated by the Shenwu tribe in the basin outside the mountain before noon.

At this moment, the trading meeting has begun, and more than a dozen tribes are shouting and trading items unique to their tribes.

In addition to the landlord god witch clan, the power witch clan, the wind witch clan, the agricultural witch clan, the Youyi clan are all here, and there is even the old rival Lin Yan clan of the mountain god clan.

And at this moment, the people of these tribes were all shocked by the Mountain God Clan, and they were simply blinded.

Look at the group of 20 people, half of them are actually wearing ...... Wears an unknown type of colorful clothing. The god of faith is above, what is it, and why is it so beautiful? So decent?

Especially the Youyi family, both eyes widened in disbelief.

As a group of people who believe in the god of clothes, making clothes is their strength. Not only can they make animal skin clothes, but they can also make sackcloth. Can...... But what kind of clothing is this? Why is it so difficult for people to look at it? And this color, how can it look like this? So stark?

"This ...... This is the Mountain God Clan? ”

"Yes, it's the Mountain God Clan, it's them, and the one in front is the patriarch Boulder."

"But what are they wearing?"

"It's like, why are they dressed so weirdly, so neatly dressed."

"I remember the last time they were wearing tattered hides, right?"

……

Listening to the whispers that couldn't stop sounding, the people of the Mountain God Clan couldn't help but proudly straighten their chests with military uniforms, but without military uniforms, their faces were pulled, and they felt uncomfortable. I can't help but yearn for military uniforms more urgently.

Before the patriarch of the boulder could say a kind word, he heard all kinds of greetings ringing in his ears.

"Patriarch of the Megalith, what are you wearing, animal skins......"

"Patriarch of the Monolith, can you have a good trading item......"

"Patriarch of the Monolith, is this Mai? Why is it so weird......"

How many years have passed, and this is the first time that the Giant Stone Patriarch has been asked by everyone, and it is the first time that the leaders of various tribes have come up to talk.

Think about the cold eyes and all kinds of despise when you came to trade in the past. At this moment, the Giant Stone Patriarch was impassioned and excited.

Taking a step back, he pushed away all kinds of hands that wanted to come up and touch his military uniform in disgust, and the Giant Stone Patriarch said in a loud voice: "The leader of the gods and witches, the leader of the clothes, the leader of the power witches, and the leader of the wind witches, everyone is here." Haha, this is Mai, a Mai called a military uniform. Can everyone trade now? ”

"Mai? Uniform? ”

"Good name."

"How can there be this kind of Mai, so weird that I don't know how to make Mai?"

In another whisper, the leader of the Earth Snake God Witch Clan said, "Is it trading this kind of Mai?" Okay, we want it, what do you want, Monolith Chief? ”

In an instant, the other tribal leaders looked at the momentum that the leader of the Shenwu clan was determined to achieve, sighed, and withdrew their curious and greedy eyes. Even if there are clothes people, the same is true. But as soon as he rolled his eyes, he looked at the military uniforms on these ten people, and he had a plan.

"No, Witch Chief. This is not changed, we ...... this time"

The Patriarch of the Giant Stone proudly patted the military uniform on his body and said.

The leader of the Divine Witch Clan frowned: "Don't worry, Patriarch of the Giant Stone, we can exchange it for the salt you need most." Muhe, bring the best salt this time and let the Patriarch of the Great Stone take a look. ”

Soon, behind the leader of the Witch Clan, a native showed off the earthy yellow salt wrapped in animal skins.

In the admiration of the surrounding natives, the leader of the Divine Witch Clan looked at the Giant Stone Patriarch with a smile: "How?" This is the best salt of my god and witch clan in recent years. These salts are exchanged for all your military uniforms, this is the generosity of our gods and witches, and you will not suffer. You can taste it. ”

Without waiting for the boulder to speak, the dwarf stone next to him laughed: "Tsk, is this salt?" No, it's not. The salt is snow-white and scattered, like ...... Like sand. Thinner than sand. We don't want this thing. We want weapons, weapons. ”

What the?

The other leaders were stunned.

The leader of the Divine Witch Clan was also stunned.

I don't know what he's talking about at all, can the salt still be snow-white?

However, the leader of the Divine Witch Clan kept a calm face and continued, "Okay, weapons are weapons. ”

As he spoke, he brushed and took out a dark and heavy knife from behind him: "Boulder, open your eyes and see what this is, it's a knife, an iron knife, not a stone knife." You haven't seen this yet, have you? ”

really

The Giant Stone Patriarch's eyes lit up, Iron, this name is not unfamiliar to him, he knows Iron, it is a powerful weapon, but he doesn't have it, the entire mountain god tribe doesn't have it.

He took the iron knife, and a trace of coldness reached his hand, making the boulder's body tremble slightly. Suddenly: Iron? Is this iron?

The leader of the Divine Witch Clan smiled again: "Boulder, this sword, I also exchanged it from the distant land of fire, in exchange for all your military uniforms. You should be content. ”

But he didn't want the boulder to take out a handful of strange things from the animal skin he was carrying behind him for a while as if he hadn't heard him.

Then the boulder said excitedly: "Dwarf, iron, the gun is also iron, it turns out that the gun is also iron." ”

Dwarf Stone also became excited: "Iron, our original friends have iron, lots and lots of iron. ”

Comparing the gun and the iron knife in his hand, the Patriarch of the Giant Stone knew which was better and which was worse even if he was mentally retarded.

There is no harm without contrast, and the hard heart of the Patriarch of the Megalith instantly became soft.

It turned out that the gift given to them by Friend Xuan was so precious, surprisingly precious. Think about the military uniforms on your bodies, think about the sugar that the children eat, the instant noodles that the people eat, and the snow-white salt. Xuan is too good to their Mountain God Clan, extremely good, and the good is incomparable. I hated myself for thinking they were malicious creatures at first. This...... This, old mountain god, you are guiding a little...... Bias. They are not malicious beings, they are friendly and well-intentioned.

After three or two strokes, the gun continued to be wrapped in the animal skin, and the giant stone patriarch raised his head and said, "No, this iron knife can't be exchanged." We trade sugar for you. ”

"Sugar?"

Looking at the strange expression of the leader of the Divine Witch Clan, the Patriarch of the Giant Stone took out the candy wrapped in animal skins from his arms, took out one of the ones without wrapping paper, and wanted to hand it out, but he took it back and bit it open with his teeth, and only handed over a small part of it stingily.

Soon, the leader of the Divine Witch Clan was shocked, looking at the dozen or so candies in the boulder's hand, his eyes were full of fire: "Okay, change, exchange all your sugar." ”

"No, one, at most one ......"

"Damn boulder, do you want to rob it? This is an iron knife, it must be a pack of ......"

The sound of bargaining instantly resounded throughout the tribal fair.

And this is far from the end, especially when the artifact instant noodles come out, the boiled noodles and the rich soup simply hook this group of natives to cry and grab the ground.

The Mountain God Clan has had a bumper harvest, and it has a great harvest at this fair. The Mountain God Clan was even more grateful to Li Jingxuan, and he was almost grateful to Dade.

However, with this bumper harvest, the boulder and the warriors of the Mountain God Clan were all carried away by the excitement. What they didn't see was the dark expressions and greedy eyes of the leaders of the Lin Yan tribe and the people who were neighbors of their mountain god tribe.

At this moment, they couldn't imagine what big waves would be behind the incident under the impact of this wave of high-quality epoch-making food and military uniforms.

Weakness is the original sin. When more tribes react, then not only will the 20 warriors of the Mountain God Clan be in danger at this moment, but even the entire Mountain God Clan will be dug up.

Sure enough, the next day, the 20 warriors of the Mountain God Clan, who returned home with a large number of supplies, were attacked.

When they sensed the evil intentions of the Lin Yan tribe who had mobilized more than 100 warriors, it was too late for the 20 warriors of the Mountain God Clan to escape. Even if their spears could not calm down, it would not help. There were too many enemies, and their spears simply didn't have time to kill the warriors of the Lin Yan clan who had pierced the rock armor.

A group of clansmen's blood flowed in front of the boulder's eyes, and one by one the living clansmen were killed by the evil Lin Yan clan. The boulder's eyes cracked.

"Run, run, patriarch, run out to take revenge, find Xuan to take revenge."

Listen to the desperate cries of the dwarf.

Boulder ran away with two warriors shamefully and the Deserted Clansmen.

But the Lin Yan clan didn't seem to be ready to let them go, and they were still pursuing. Seeing that they were about to be surrounded again, the boulder remembered the gun, and in the crisp and deafening click, the rock armor on the warriors of the Lin Yan clan was actually shot out of blood holes.