Hehe, this is the famous sentence of the Ming Dynasty to solve the irony of the powerful. They don't understand, which means that they haven't reached the Ming Dynasty yet. I knew it.

But where has my soul gone? I pondered urgently. Although Du Fu and I can deal with them with our mechanical functions, it is not easy to subdue them.

"Think beautiful, you." Bai Li saw through my mind at once.

Having a soul is not the same as not having a soul.

"If you have the ability, you can come down." Du Fu said excitedly.

That's too street-sided, isn't it? What's the difference between saying something to a street thug? I blame Du Fu in private, can't you be a little more cultured and wise?

"Yes, if you have the ability, you can come down."

Your sister, how come I am as mentally retarded as Du Fu?

"Hehe, sister, look at the two of them fools, they both say the same thing, they obviously want to be the same as us, and they are also gay and men." Bai Li scoffed.

"The devil is with you." I say.

"Yes, the ghost is with you." Du Fu also said.

Your sister, what's going on?

Du Fu also said in his heart, your sister, what's wrong?

I punched Du Fu in the shoulder.

Du Fu also punched me in the shoulder.

It's over, what do I do, what do he do. I said in my heart.

It's over, what do I do, what do he do. Du Fu said in his heart.

There's something wrong with the soul. I was in a hurry.

That's right, there must be something wrong with the soul. Du Fu strengthened my thoughts.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I flew into the herd of bison. Du Fu followed closely behind me.

I turned and kicked him away, "Let's separate quickly." ”

Du Fu also kicked me back and shouted, "Let's hurry up and separate." ”

It's too painful to be so old and the same.

"Haha, do you want to be separated when you're together? Join in the knot. As soon as Bai Li's words fell, the bison herd suddenly moved, forcing me and Du Fu tightly together, holding each other with both hands disobediently, and I tied a knot on Du Fu's back like a green vine, and Du Fu also tied a knot behind my back.

It's really a knot.

Who told us to connect the soul of poetry in the Tang Dynasty? Isn't this caught in braids?

Baili jumped down from the branch with the cypress in her arms, and the bison herd instantly dispersed and ran away without a trace.

Bai Li and Bai Si walked up to us, and the goblins looked at us like Tang Seng.

"Sister, look at his declining appearance of Li Bai, and he also wants to be a Tang monk." Bai Li saw through my mind and said with a grin.

Bai Si has recovered her vitality, her face is ruddy and ruddy, and she is very beautiful. It's a pity that there is a demonic aura behind the ruddy, the demon is evil, and the demon is evil.

"Women are not evil, but men are not loved." Both reached out and touched my face, "It's still a little meaty." ”

"I'm afraid that his meat is sour and tastes uninteresting." Parklane Road.

"Probably not, after all, people cultivated millions of years earlier than us. Can you not remove the sourness? Bai Si sneered, "It's certain that the meat is too old to bite." ”

"No, people's bodies are like the sun, new every day."

The two sang and harmonized.

Du Fu was so angry that he screamed, "If you want to eat, eat it quickly, what are you talking about?" ”

"yes, if you want to eat, eat it quickly, what a fart." I followed and said, fortunately, Du Fu is a question, and mine is an affirmation. A small difference is our chance to untie the knot. So I immediately said, "Du Fu, you are going to die." ”

"Li Bai, you're dead." Du Fu responded.

It doesn't make a difference again. Du Fu, you won't say, "Li Bai, you go to give birth"?

Li Bai, you won't say, "Du Fu, you are born"?

"Haha, still want to untie the knot? Let's go on a dream. Bai Li said proudly.

I ignored her, believing that there are more solutions than difficulties.

"Du Fu, I'll give you a poem." I smiled at Du Fu and said, "The rice mountain is full of Du Fu, and the day is noon with a hat." Don't be too thin by asking, always bitter for the past poems. ”

Du Fu was stunned and couldn't follow. Because this is a true portrayal of him. This is what the "Old Tang Book" says, "The poet of Tianbao is as famous as Li Bai, and Bai is conceited and generous, ridiculed Fu and dirty, and has the ridicule of 'rice mountain'." Besides, Du Fu writes poems hard, and most of the poems he writes are "bitter", which is completely different from his Li Bai.

smiled, Du Fu smiled, "Your sister, I will also give you a poem, 'Autumn comes to Gu Shang Piaopeng, and he is not ashamed of Ge Hong. Drink and sing wildly, who is the hero? 'How is this poem?' ”

"Not bad, not bad, really good. I'm going to 'fly high for you'. I said, without waiting for Bai Si and Bai Li to react, with a force of both hands, there was a "snap", and the knot on his hand was untied. There was another "snap", and Du Fu's hand knot was untied.

We quickly jumped away and made eye contact with Bosi and Baili.

"Sister, it seems that they are not at the same level as us, and they are kind enough to let them tie the knot, but they don't know how to appreciate it, and they insist on using their bullshit poems to separate themselves." Bai Li said to Bai Si. Bosi looked lazy, yawned, and said lazily, "Sister, it's not fun, let's go." ”

"Sister, will you let them go?" Bai Li was in a hurry.

"Sister, don't worry, they won't give birth." Bethle said as she turned and walked away.

Bai Li stomped her foot and turned to follow Bai Si.

The skirt is flowy.

"That's insulting, isn't it?" Du Fu looked at me and said.

"It's insulting, isn't it?" I replied.

Mom, it's the same again.

I tried to take a step forward.

Du Fu also took a step forward.

I chased after Bai Si and Bai Li. Du Fu also chased after me.

I chased fast, and the bodies of Bosi and Baili floated fast. I'm slow, and so are they. It's clearly teasing us. What's even more infuriating is that they are demons, and they are not demons at the moment, but like a cold face, they don't give us any face.

Moreover, the further we chase, the heavier and heavier our bodies become. After only half a mile, I couldn't lift my feet.

Just by the sight of them, they are about to disappear one by one

"Demon girl, where to run." There was a thunderclap in the clear sky, and Shih Tzu fluttered in.

Bai Si and Bai Li couldn't help but look back.

Xi Shi has already heard the sound of people, and with a wave of the two skirt sleeves, the lightning flew on the backs of Bai Si and Bai Li. The two were slapped and flew forward, and spat out a mouthful of blood in mid-air, and blood beads splattered.

Hehe, it's still interesting for women to fight with women, and it's going to be fatal if you shoot. I thought happily.

Seeing that Bai Si and Bai Li fell to the ground, two white lights flashed, and the two disappeared. Then the green light soars, and the rainforest returns to snow. The little silver man was still sleeping soundly in a group of eight or nine on the snow. As for the sun, it has just risen in the middle of the day, and it has not even arrived at noon.

The rainforest, bison, and caves are all illusions of the two demon maidens. My soul is doing nothing at this time. What about Du Fu? When was Du Fu's soul lost?

It's a joke.

I looked at Xi Shi who came back and smiled.

Xi Shi's body flashed, lifted Du Fu and me, threw it hard, and threw it into the spaceship.

Alas, aren't we just going to fight against the two demon girls once, and you don't have to be so angry with us, throw it away like garbage.

Knowing that we have lost our souls, we don't give any sympathy.