"Do you have a chicken?" asked the little boy again.

"What the hell?!" Yun Jie thought he had misheard, and confirmed again.

"That's it. ”

The little boy pointed to his little brother with beads of pee.

"Uh... Belch. Yes, what's wrong?" Yun Jie glanced at Fiona and blushed a little.

"Then you take it out and I'll take a look. The little boy said.

"What am I digging it for! I ask you where is this? How can there be a demonic beast?" Yun Jie said with a blushing face.

"I'll tell you if you take it out!" said the little boy.

"Why?" Yun Jie was puzzled.

"Because, my abba said. It is only between men and men that there is something to say. You have to take it out to prove that you are a man, and I will tell you. The little boy said like an adult.

Yun Jie has a black line, which must have been heard by the child listening to his father talking to others. Taking it out of context costs human life.

Dialogue dialogue, that's it, right?

"I'm a man, there's no doubt about it. You see, this is my sister. You can tell from the appearance of the two of us, you don't need to take off your pants to verify. Got it?"

"Pants, what are pants?" the little boy wondered.

"This is it. ”

Yun Jie stood up and shook the pants on his body.

"Wow, your legs are this color. The little boy said with surprise on his face.

"It's not a leg, it's a pants! I can't tell you hairy kid, I'll ask you adults. Yun Jie left the child behind and walked towards the tribe in the distance. He investigated just now, and there wasn't even a monk here, and those few large demonic beasts were only of the first and second order.

Gradually getting closer to the village, you can already see the people in the village. Dozens of thatched huts stood in the middle of the farmland. In front of the thatched hut, a group of shirtless men with disheveled heads and necklaces of animal teeth around their necks were gathering and not knowing what to say. Behind the men, there are three tall elephant-like animals, wandering around the village with their tails flicking.

When the men in the village saw Yun Jie and the others coming, they immediately picked up bows, arrows and spears, rushed out of the village with a shout, and surrounded Yun Jie and Fiona in the middle.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, we're passing through. Yun Jie immediately raised his hands and gestured.

The leader was wearing a hat made of flamingo feathers, and his dark and thin face was covered with greasy sweat. After listening to Yun Jie, he leaned forward and lifted the leather skirt with one hand, took out his little brother with the other hand and weighed it in his hand, and then raised his chin at Yun Jie. What does that mean, yours?

Fiona turned away with a blushing face.

“？！”

Yun Jie seemed to have been struck by lightning. I don't know what this is for, but he understands the boy's strange behavior.

"Uh, I have this. Introduce myself first, my name is Logan, man! This is me..."Before Yun Jie could finish speaking, the group of people were about to do it.

"Oops, hey, don't do it,... Good. Since this is your etiquette, I will follow the local customs!"

It's not that Yun Jie can't beat these people, but he's afraid of hurting the innocent. He was ruthless, pulled his pants down, revealing his little brother, and then quickly put them on, "Okay?"

"Woo, woo, woo, woo..."

"Dear mother!"

Helplessly, Yun Jie looked back to see that Fiona didn't pay attention to herself, pulled down her pants again, and showed her little brother.

The leader smiled with satisfaction and walked over.

Yun Jie thought he was going to shake hands with him, holding his pants in one hand and stretching out one hand.

Unbeknownst to him, this guy grabbed his little brother and shook it twice...

Yun Jie was completely stunned, and his mouth couldn't close!

"Woo, woo..." The man pulled Yun Jie's hand over and shook it twice on his little brother. Then, he opened his mouth and smiled, and said with a foreigner's Chinese accent, "Friend, welcome!"

"Friend, friend!" shouted others with bows and spears.

"Uh, hehe... Hehehe, thank you. ”

Yun Jie's heart was broken at this time.

"You can let go of me. "That's human.

"Ahh

Yun Jie realized that because he was too nervous, his hand was still holding the other party's little brother and did not let go. With an exclamation, Yun Jie quickly withdrew his hand, but his pants fell to the ground!

Embarrassing!

He bent down and hurriedly pulled his pants, but a delicate and slippery little hand quietly swept over his bare ass!

Pulling up his pants, Yun Jie turned his head to Fiona behind him and said, "Did you touch me?!"

"Nope. Fiona's face didn't blush, and her heart didn't skip a beat.

"Don't tell me they touched it!"

Yun Jie pointed to the humanity in those villages with a crying voice.

"Giggle..."

Fiona's pretty face quickly turned red and said, "I... I didn't pay attention just now, but I touched it. ”

"Then I'm relieved. Yun Jie breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Don't talk about today's events. ”

Fiona's eyes flashed with seduction, and she smiled silently.

"Dare to ask what your Excellency is called, where is this?" Yun Jie said to the leader.

"My friend! My name is Kaman and I'm the patriarch here, and this is our home. Come on, let's talk about it at home!" Karman patted Yun Jie on the shoulder enthusiastically.

"Thank you. ”

Yun Jie felt Kaman's sincere enthusiasm and thanked him.

Karman noticed Yun Jie's back and said, "Friend, you're welcome, we don't accept gifts." ”

"Uh, you're thinking too much, this is my old man, sick. Yun Jie said.

"That's right. Rest assured, friend. If you have a problem, we will help you!" said Karman very solemnly.

"Hehe, although you can't help, thank you. ”

"Come on, friend. Come home, and I'll welcome you with a banquet in the evening!" said Kaman with a simple smile.

"You don't need a dinner, you just need to take a shower. Yun Jie said.

"No problem, my friend. ”

Carman waved his hand. Take Yun Jie and the three of them to the village...

"Woohoo, woohoo..."The people in the village held spears behind Yun Jie and the others, striking the ground and welcoming them with a unique ceremony.

"Brother Kaman, do you all have this kind of etiquette here?"

Before he arrived in the village, Yun Jie couldn't help it, pointed to his lower body and asked.

"You mean that?" Karman lifted her leather skirt and went to pick up her penis.

"Yes, yes, yes, just say it, don't dig it anymore. ”

Yun Jie hurriedly stopped.

"That's right. We are the Qavasi people, and in the earliest days, we lived outside, outside, you know?" Kamanbi said.

"Understood. ”

"Hmm. Outside, there are a lot of bad guys. They hid daggers in their crotches to kill us, so our ancestors used this way to distinguish between friend and foe. Carman explained.

"Understood!" he opened his crotch to indicate that he had no weapons hidden. Shaking each other's dicks is the same as shaking hands. Dialogue, dialogue, maybe that's where you call it. ”

Yun Jie suddenly realized.

"Yes. Those who are willing to do this with us are friends. If you don't do it, you're an enemy! This is the best way to tell if you're an enemy or a friend. ”

Carman Road.

Yun Jie was deeply impressed by the simplicity of these people.

As soon as they stepped into the village, the women of the village came out with their children to greet them, which was also to see the excitement.

Yun Jie was startled when he looked at the women. The women were also naked, and the two balls on their chests were tanned.

'This thing, if you don't wear something, that's it, you can't think of that at all. On the contrary, if you wear it, you will be evil...' Yun Jie sighed secretly.

"Come, meet our friend, Logan. Carman said.

The women are pulling off their short skirts...

Yun Jie hurriedly turned around, lest they didn't have anything to wear. Seeing Fiona, he teased, "They're going to greet you like that, too." ”

Fiona's face changes color and she is terrified!

"No, that's what we men do. Carman explained.

Fiona twisted Yun Jie's thigh fiercely!

"Shhhhh

Yun Jie gasped in pain.

"Sluts, go get some room for your friends. Kaman ordered.

Hula-la, the women ran away with their children.

"Can you show me your old man?" said Carman.

"Yes. ”

Yun Jie lowered his body and slowly lowered his chair.

In the chair, Mo Li's thin body was coiled into a ball, and his favorite balls were also messed up by the wind. Under the messy hair, the old face became more and more haggard. Yun Jie was heartbroken when he saw it, and reached out to tuck the old guy's hair and tie the head of his favorite ball.

"Benefactor!" Kaman exclaimed when he saw Mo Li.

"Benefactor, what do you say about him?" Yun Jie pointed to Mo Lidao.

"Yes, yes," Carman said with an agitated expression.

"When did he save you?"

"A year ago! not only saved me, but our whole village and my father. Carman said.

"What happened a year ago?" Yun Jie asked.

"A year ago, this old gentleman came to us. At that time, we were not so safe here. To the southwest of our village, there is a team of Warcraft Iron Guards stationed there. They often come and plunder us, rob us of our food and our women, and demand us a lot of taxes. After a long time, my father couldn't bear it anymore, so he led the whole village to war. Our strength is far worse than that of Warcraft. It didn't take long for the Monster to capture our entire village. My father, because he is the patriarch of the tribe, the monster wants to kill him with his life. Just when the monster started, this old gentleman fell from the sky, and with a single move, he killed all the monsters and saved the whole village!"

Carman danced excitedly.

"I see. It seems that we have a good fate. Yun Jie couldn't help but say, "Since then, the Warcraft has never been here again?"

"Nope!"

"Hmm. By the way, why don't you go to live in the human world outside?Also, you still have demonic beasts?" Yun Jie was puzzled.

"Hmph, the people out there aren't as good as the monsters. Carman said indignantly.

"Why?" Yun Jie wondered.