No8: The true face of Vladimir
"Who are you?"
The seven dwarfs asked in unison.
"A messenger of justice who wants to beat you all over the ground."
Li Ke held the electric shock stick he had prepared in advance in his hand.
Believe me, this hero is absolutely virtuous and convincing.
But that's only said about the dead.
"Big brother, we don't seem to have offended humans!"
The second child is a little confused, and humans rarely appear in the psychedelic forest.
The boss couldn't be sure: "It doesn't matter who he is, he can't beat it anyway, what about that tarantula!" ”
The third child smiled: "Where is it, I just said that the position I put is absolutely correct, you see that the tarantula was knocked down by me." ”
As soon as the words fell, the third child could clearly feel the thick malice around him.
The belly-facing tarantula really tried to roll its body, but its huge size made it particularly laborious, and the lack of trees around it made it impossible for the tarantula's eight long legs to have no foothold, and for a moment, it could only spin in place like a turtle.
"This friend, if you have something to say, we saved your life just now." The boss looked at the stranger who was fierce all the way, and his heart retreated.
Li Ke smiled: "Think about it, you lured the tarantula out just now!" ”
The boss was shocked that this human knew so much about the tarantula that they had deliberately brought in.
"When doing things, you should observe whether there are witnesses around you, especially when you do bad things, if you don't know about it, unless you do it."
Li Ke decided not to talk to these little villains, and directly knocked out and dragged them away.
"We can take you to Dracula's castle."
The dwarf threw an olive branch to Li Ke.
That's what Li Ke wants.
Vladimir is the first road idiot in history, he has been spinning in place since the morning, and what is even more speechless is that Li Ke has made marks in some places, and Vladimir can still lead the wrong way.
Although these dwarfs in front of them are also in the middle and second diseases, they can dig a long tunnel in such a dim and deep place underground, which shows that people have a sense of direction.
It's not like someone, who can't even find his ancestral grave.
Li Ke put down the electric shock baton: "Tell me, how to cooperate with the law?" ”
The boss broke out in a cold sweat: "Our tunnel leads directly to Dracula Castle, we can take you there." ”
"What if you go back and fall back? Vladimir asked, "What are you doing in Dracula?" ”
The dwarves collectively showed indignant expressions: "Take back what belongs to our dwarves, the vengeful cross sword in the hands of the legendary Julius Caesar." ”
"Vengeful Cross Sword?" Vladimir was a little puzzled, there had never been any swords in his castle, and the knights' armor was in rows.
The Boss explained, "It's something that belongs to us dwarves, and it's been appropriated by the evil Count Dracula. ”
"You talk nonsense, how can the Ancestor do that thing about you."
In the minds of all vampires, Count Dracula is not only as simple as an ancestor, but also a model of high morality.
"Stop, are you sure you won't be backwatering halfway?" Li Ke feels that now is not a question of who is the thief, but how to cooperate is the most important thing.
"Of course, we dwarves are the most honest, and we won't be like you humans."
After saying that, the dwarf boss glanced at Vladimir with a little disdain.
"Well, we'll trust you for now. How far is it from the old castle. ”
Li Ke is most concerned about this problem, it is already late at night, if it is still far away, there is no need to continue walking, find a safe place, and sleep for a night.
"It's not far, but you can't go either."
The dwarven boss suddenly showed a sly expression.
Li Ke suddenly realized a problem and hurriedly looked to the side.
The tarantula didn't know when it stood up.
The three dwarfs pushed a large stone, and the tarantula was able to stand up with the help of the reaction force of the stone.
"Stupid human, why do you think I'm talking so much nonsense with you, just to get your attention."
The dwarf boss laughed, raised his middle finger at Li Ke, and then quickly measured back into the tunnel.
Li Ke felt that he was too careless, and he didn't notice that three dwarves were missing.
The tarantula's movements were a little sluggish, and it had consumed too much physical strength to stand up just now, and if it weren't for the big rocks pushed by the dwarves, it would have spent here until dawn.
There is a variety show looking for aliens that mentioned that never stand on the commanding heights, sometimes you will find that the other party's unattractive ability will make you suffer a lot.
Li Ke is standing on the commanding heights of self-righteousness, thinking that these dwarfs are like Vladimir, the vampire, and have a low IQ in some way.
To be reasonable, Vladimir is just not as good as a three-year-old child in some aspects, but he is a master of the love field, and he can fascinate the beauties in a few words, and he also focuses on sacrificing his chastity.
The tarantula quickly adjusts to its combat form, but when it tries to tear the intruder apart with its angry steel fangs, it finds that its target has disappeared.
At this time, Li Ke flew in the sky.
A huge bat held Li Ke firmly on his feet.
"I didn't expect you to fly, wait, vampires are meant to fly."
Li Ke only now realized that Vladimir could fly to and from the castle, and it was not easy to find a building on the edge of a cliff in the sky.
Li Ke felt that he was also forced to do so, and his IQ might be worrying about his relationship with these alien creatures.
"I forgot."
If it weren't for Li Ke's inability to move below, Li Ke really wanted to electrocute these two goods.
"Where is this? I slept so well! ”
Nanali, who was on her back, woke up at this point, stretched a long lazy waist, and burped loudly.
"People are hungry and want to eat supper!"
Nanali kicked Vladimir in the back.
For a moment, Li Ke felt that the claws on his waist were showing signs of loosening.
Li Ke suddenly broke into a cold sweat, if he fell, the corpses would be small parts, and there was nowhere to find them.
"Nanali, you'd better apologize to the Dean, he's angry right now."
Li Ke appreciated Vladimir's words.
"Why?" Nanali asked, confused.
"You let me down, I'm going to fight her alone. Either you die or I die. ”
The turbulent anger in Li Ke's heart at this time can burn the entire Pacific Ocean.
Nanali said disdainfully, "Are you sure, you can't beat me." ”
This fact will always be an insurmountable mountain.
"Don't make any noise, you see there's a light there."
Sure enough, not far away, the fire was sparse.
Li Ke suddenly felt a burst of warmth.
At this moment, a soft touch came.
Li Ke realized a terrible problem.
"You're a woman?"
The bat on his head sighed.
"You're only finding out now."
Li Ke was speechless for a moment.