The sun rises in the east, and it is the beginning of another day.

Whether it is aliens ruling the earth or the Earth Army defeating the Zichuan Empire, the earth still rotates.

The sun still rises.

Today is the day when the Improper Research Institute was officially established, and Li Ke got up early.

It's not so much that he smells the chickens dancing and is angry, but that Li Ke has been playing eagles and catching chickens with Ah Fei all night.

Every scientist has quirks, and Dr. Ah Fei is no exception, and in Li Ke's words, it is even more unreasonable.

This guy loves to sleepwalk.

Last night, Ah Fei sleepwalked into Li Ke's room and gently knocked on various things in the room.

"This melon is not ripe yet, so you can't eat it!"

When he knocked on Li Ke, Ah Fei's whole body was shocked.

"Haha, this one is cooked."

If it weren't for the sword light reflecting the bright moonlight, Li Ke would almost be in a different place.

"I'm sleepwalking? What a joke, how I don't remember. ”

The person concerned looked at Li Ke in surprise, with a look of "You are the one who can't sleepwalk!" "Expression.

Li Ke had already called Kurosaki and asked him to install an anti-theft door that couldn't even be shaken by an atomic bomb, and living with these mentally ill people, the safety of life and property would always be a question mark.

Kurosaki gloated on the other end of the phone: "Why do you think these neuropathies need to be locked up." ”

Nanali is a white fox, a young girl who suffers from secondary diseases, and can also make dark dishes.

For example, this morning, when Li Ke passed by the kitchen, he found Nanali making breakfast.

Li Ke looked at Nanali's busy back and felt that life was actually quite simple. Although I have done something out of the ordinary to this white fox girl, I can't be blamed for this incident.

A second lack of bathing in the living room, and she repeatedly reminded this girl with a second illness that she was already in the spring, but she still asked who you are in a daze.

Nanali fell into the hands of the traffickers, it was definitely the goods that were sold in a minute and counted the money back to others, Li Ke was convinced of this.

But I didn't expect that such a brainless person would actually cook, well, Li Ke decided to leave Nanali behind.

At the very least, the Improper Research Institute is now in dire need of a cook.

In fact, the question of Nanali's stay is not decided by Li Ke, the dean, as long as she is willing, no one can drive this beautiful white fox away. Kurosaki is a soldier who vows to bring the spirit of bushido to the coffin, and Kurosaki has the same characteristic as many martial arts heroes, that is, he never hits women.

I heard that during the war, Kurosaki was also merciful to the female soldiers of the Zichuan Empire.

Therefore, Li Ke was secretly surprised that Kurosaki could come back alive intact.

"Good, Xiaobai, this is your breakfast."

Nanali placed a plate of black unidentified objects on the ground.

Judging from the order of the shapes, Li Ke had a bad premonition.

Xiaobai first looked at it, then sniffed it, and then licked it gently.

Xiaobai was taken in by Li Ke the year before last, and it has a habit of eating, after licking something, it will close its eyes and taste it, looking like a commentator in a food competition.

"It doesn't seem like the color is good, but the taste is okay." Li Ke saw Xiaobai's dog mouth silently grinning to both sides.

Xiaobai is a Japanese Shiba Inu, and his smile is very human-like (brain make up the picture sense).

Just when Li Ke was thinking about going in to solve the breakfast problem, Xiao Bai suddenly rolled his eyes, and with a bang, his huge body fell to the side.

At this time, Xiaobai's state: unconscious.

Nanali squatted down, stroked Xiaobai's dog head, and began to mumble: "It's strange, I just added Ayarondo's ketchup, why can't Xiaobai eat it, huh." Good morning, Dean! Did you have breakfast? ”

Nanali finally discovered Li Ke's existence and happily invited Li Ke to breakfast.

"What is Ayalangdo's ketchup?"

"A spider's egg, the same color as ketchup. My mother must cook every time. Nanali's eyes shone with the blissful light of "This is the best delicacy in the world".

Well, maybe Xiaobai doesn't like the sour taste of ketchup.

Li Ke feels that the food concepts of people and dogs are still very different, such as bones, Xiaobai likes them, but Li Ke doesn't like them.

The entrance is Dove-like silky, quite chewy, crisp like twist flowers, well, a sour and spicy taste, and the fishy smell of egg whites, etc., the fishy smell is getting heavier, damn, what is this, the rancid smell of dead fish.

"Oh", Li Ke spit out all the residue in his mouth at once.

The internal organs were burning, and the feeling of wanting to vomit had crowded Li Ke's entire brain.

"Whew"

Li Ke couldn't help it, and began to vomit on the spot.

The freshly cleaned floor was ruined.

Compared with the visual impact brought by the mess on the floor, Li Ke is more concerned about whether his internal organs are now displaced.

"Maybe the taste is too light, add some chili peppers, yes, absolutely." Nanali poured all the remaining Ayarando's tomato sauce into the pot.

Li Ke leaned over to take a look, and couldn't help but shatter the last psychological line of defense.

The pot is a mixture of unknown creatures, and the only thing Li Ke knows is chicken butts.

"Nanali, breakfast or something, let me come!"

For the sake of the happiness index of the people of the whole hospital, as the dean, Li Ke vowed never to let Nanali enter the kitchen.

Nanali was a little aggrieved: "How can this be, I brought so much trouble to everyone yesterday." ”

Li Ke couldn't stand such a little bird's eyes, saying that Nanali's cooking skills were learned from anyone, this is obviously dark cuisine.

"Mother, the best chef in our clan." Nanali puffed up her chest proudly.

Looking at the 36D chest in front of him, Li Kexin felt that he could still be rescued.

It seems necessary to ask Kurosaki to bring a chef over.

Li Ke clearly realized that he couldn't stop Nanali, who was full of chef enthusiasm, for the sake of his own organs, he might as well sue everyone later.

Wait, this will definitely cause a lot of blows to Nanali, as soon as this big-chested and brainless demon fox enters a state of rage, it is an inexplicable combat power.

Although Xiaobai can still fight with her, the ceiling problem is still forgotten.

Besides, Xiaobai has already betrayed the lord for glory.

Blessed and shared with hardships, such a delicious thing, of course, is reserved for sleepwalking Ah Fei and the blood-fainting vampire.

Look at you guys still bullying this dean.

Li Kemei thought about it, and her steps couldn't help but speed up, passing by a bedroom with an open door.

"In this world, in addition to firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, there are also piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and hops. In addition to the daily flow of eating, drinking, and Lasa, there are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer, and snow in winter. ”

Such a poetic sentence, Li Ke wanted to meet its owner.

Dressed in white and black pants, with long flowing hair, a cup of fragrant coffee in hand, the majesty hits, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised by 45 degrees.

Li Ke feels that the vampire in front of him does not go to make idol dramas, which is a big loss for Hollywood.

Vladimir, I guess that's the name.

"Good morning, Dean, I'm sorry for what happened all night."

This is the second dean that Li Ke heard today, and it seems that Kurosaki's ideological work is doing a good job.

At this time, Vladimir's cell phone rang loudly.

"Excuse me, answer the phone."

"Hello, Akali, that, I'll definitely give you money, you have to trust my personality."

It seems that the vampire knight is in a financial dispute.

"What! What are you doing here? It's downstairs, you wait, I'll go down immediately, don't come up, I'll give you double the money. ”

Vladimir hung up the phone in a hurry.

"Lord Dean, can you lend me some money?"

Vladimir had a "only you can help" expression.

Hehe, the dean is poor and only has money left, but I didn't expect that the local tyrants in the TV series often talked about it, and it was finally Li Ke's turn to pretend.

Brother has a sack of dollars left.

"Dollars? We vampires only recognize gold coins. ”

Then Li Ke can only say that he can't help, the bank has long been closed, who will exchange gold for you.

"I can't help it, I can only use my outstanding personality, but I need your help, Lord Dean."

Vladimir now shows the cunning of World War II arms dealers after selling rusty bullets soaked in water.

Li Ke suddenly had the feeling of getting on a thief ship.

Vladimir reminded Li Ke that when passing by the kitchen, he must be cautious and silent, and must not alarm Nanali.

Regarding this point, Li Ke told him to put a hundred hearts, a "focused" woman like Nanali is rare in the world, even if a world war breaks out outside, she can study her dark cuisine like Tarzan.

Soon, the two of them sneaked up to the door.

A Maserati stopped not far away.

A fashionably dressed and revealing beauty is smoking a cigarette with a look on her face.

Li Ke can be sure that this vampire is definitely the Cowherd, the kind of heaven and earth.

No matter how you look at it, Vladimir looks like a down-and-out aristocrat, his shirt is washed and yellowed, and his leather shoes are open, revealing his long toes.

It is a problem for such a nobleman to support himself, and there will be money to find a girl there.

A Maserati can sell a dozen vampires like him with a single tire.

However, the Maserati is not worth much now, there are several unclaimed ones in the city, and there are even Leken sports cars with keys still hanging on them.

In an era when even money is waste paper, what can sports cars count.

"Akali, why are you here, didn't you say it would be better for a few days?"

Vladimir showed Li Ke the polite image that a nobleman should have, and held the right hand of the beautiful woman and kissed it.

Akali held Vladimir's hand tightly: "Do you think you won't be able to find you if you hide?" It's useless! A man as brilliant as you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding. The melancholy look in your eyes, your sparse chatter, your divine dancing, and the glass of Dry Martine all captivated me. However, although you are so good, but there are rules in the industry, no matter what, you have to pay off last night's overnight fee, so that the woman does not have to pay? ”

Li Ke felt that this was familiar.

Vladimir sighed leisurely: "That's not the case, Akali, you also know that the vampire knight is in decline, and at this time of life and death, I shouldn't still be attached to the private affairs of my children, alas, money, I'll give it to you right away, let's break up!" ”

Li Ke is no longer able to complain, ruthless prostitutes have love prostitutes, such boring idol drama scripts, forget it, let's go, other people's private lives do my.

"This is my boss, and I've just started a new job, which is both sacred and great to save the planet." Vladimir pulled Lee back with a hand.

Hell yes, when did Lao Tzu become your boss.

That's true, but Li Ke felt that it was a good choice to let the down-and-out vampire in front of him owe him a favor.

I hope that Vladimir can give himself some compensation, such as getting rid of Ah Fei's sleepwalking habit at night.

"That's right, this young lady, we are working on a new battle plan that requires the strong cooperation of the vampire knights."

In terms of acting on the spot, Li Ke's love films for so many years are not in vain.

What surprised Li Ke was that Akali didn't take Li Ke, her boyfriend's boss, in her eyes at all, and didn't even bother to look away.

"Whatever you do, I'll support you. I'll leave the money that night for your research funding. ”

After Akali finished speaking, she stared at Vladimir affectionately.

Li Ke's worldview is collapsing.

What's wrong with women now? It's so easy to deceive, please, big sister, you open your eyes and see clearly, this guy is the kind of negative guy who eats and wipes it clean and then pats his ass and leaves.

After the two hugged affectionately, an unforgettable kiss goodbye followed.

During this time, Vladimir secretly made an OK gesture to Li Ke.

Li Ke didn't eat this dog food, Li Ke didn't turn around and left.

A Volvo truck approached slowly, and Kurosaki poked his head out of the driver's seat.

"I sent you the plaque, where do you put it?"

"Put it away and close the door." , Li Ke just ate the first handful of dog food in his life, and he was very disappointed.

Kurosaki jumped out of the car and looked at the dog man and woman who were still lingering in the distance, as if he understood something.

"It's the same single dog at the end of the world, why should we have met before. By the way, I also brought you some goodies. ”

"Did the cook bring it?" Li Ke is most concerned about this issue.

Kurosaki shook his shoulders helplessly: "Only those bigwigs of the NSA have chefs, and chefs are very popular now, and those damn aliens are full of praise for Western food on Earth." Many chefs have been invited to the moon with a lot of money, and the salary is higher than ours, 50 pounds of meat food per month, grandma's, and Lao Tzu are irrelevant. ”

Inadvertently, Kurosaki touched the knife hanging from his waist.

"But the soul of a samurai as a soldier is forever engraved in my heart!" , Kurosaki dreams of saying a lot.

"It's good that you know. By the way, in a few days, I'll bring you a psychopath. Kurosaki looked at Li Ke with a smiling expression, and asked very unhappily: "Hey, don't be so pessimistic, okay, do you know, in order to keep that fox female monster from chasing you, I have said all the good things I have said all my life." ”

Well, they are all good brothers who share weal and woe, and Li Ke doesn't want to make the relationship stink because of this matter.

"What good stuff did you bring?"

"It's all some canned food, and with my excellent personality, I've got you a cow and a sow."

Kurosaki was happy to show his masterpiece in front of Li Ke.

It's a cartload full of food.

This amount is no problem for half a year.

The premise is that these mentally ill people are eating normally.

Li Ke felt that this dean was still valuable, at least he didn't have to taste Nanali's dark cuisine anymore.

"Wait, I'll call someone, hey, Prince of Love Songs, it's time to work!" Li Ke shouted from afar.

Vladimir looked very happy, and even walked with jumping, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as swaggering.

This guy actually likes Nanali too, and wants to step on two boats, Li Ke decided to use this to threaten this down-and-out nobleman later.

"Bang Dang"

The sound of glass bottles smashing to death.

"Hell, I forgot this thing is non-slip."

Kurosaki broke a bottle of red ketchup.

For a moment, the red liquid spread under his feet.

"Poof"

Vladimir had fainted on the way here, spitting white foam from his mouth, his limbs twitching incessantly, unconscious.

"What the hell is this guy doing?" , Kurosaki's face was inexplicable.

Li Ke laughed and said: "It's nothing, it's just bloodsickness, we, the vampire knight, will faint when we see blood-red things." ”

Kurosaki didn't know whether to complain or laugh: "You are really a gathering place for mentally ill people here, and the female goblin above is probably also a raccoon dog." The one that came from the back was too, hey! ”

"It's okay, I'm used to it, by the way, what kind of divine did you say came from behind?"

In fact, Li Ke has been shouting in his heart.

God, although it is called a serious research institute, but you are at least a normal one, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, when will this old stalk be a head.

Kurosaki saw Li Ke's concern, and explained with a smile: "This is definitely not a mental illness, I dare to assure you 100% that she is a swordsman like me, a warrior who carries the soul of a samurai to the end, but there is a big problem." ”

"You say, I'm mentally prepared."

"Okay, I'll tell you the truth, she is actually the eldest lady of the director of the National Security Bureau, her name is very beautiful, her name is Leng Qingxue, a nineteen-year-old genius swordsman girl, she claims to be the descendant of Ximen Blowing Snow, she likes to find someone to fight alone, to be reasonable, I can overturn her with one hand, but you know, her father thinks you are very safe here. So, let her come. ”

After Kurosaki finished speaking, her heart was suddenly very relaxed, the daughter of her boss is still a runaway lady, and she is still a female swordsman who likes to make trouble, especially every time she knows that she will lose to her on purpose, she will say that innocent sentence.

"This girl is invincible in the world, and it is your blessing that you nameless rats are defeated at the hands of this woman. Because my merciless sword is just too fast! ”

What a quick soft and ruthless sword.

In the end, this ignorant lady who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth put on a 45-degree look at the wild goose that was returning from afar, standing with her hands in her hands, fighting the end of the world, with a depressed expression.

In her words, it's called loneliness like snow.