A dream of Huang Liang.

It's not all a dream, the woods are there, Du Fu is back, and Bai Mei's white clothes are also there. I comforted myself.

Du Fu stood up, and I hurriedly walked to his side, held his arm and said, "If you are tired, you can sit down first." ”

Shaking off my hand, Du Fu said angrily, "You're tired." If there's a fart, let it go. ”

It's not okay to care, who have I offended?

Then fart. I told Du Fu what I didn't know if I dreamed or really saw it.

"Are they melon seed faces?" Du Fu became interested at this time.

"Yes, yes, a pair of beauties." I said it deliberately.

"Then Brother Li, do you have a plan?"

"Of course there is. Chinese have a saying that they wait for the rabbit, although it did not succeed, the reason why it did not succeed was because there was nothing that the rabbit pursued. If one by one"

I'm selling it.

Du Fu was really fooled, and then I said, "If we get a few silver figures and put them under the tree, what Bai Si and Bai Li will definitely smell the silver meat." ”

"Yes, yes, yes." I finally found my soulmate, "so we can drink and write while we wait for them to come." ”

"But where to find the silverman?" Du Fu also followed me stupidly.

"It's not difficult, you just need to change a few. Isn't this little thing a piece of cake for you? I complimented.

"Okay, that's it." Du Fu continued to be stupid.

If you are stupid, there is no cure.

Du Fu sat cross-legged on the ground, holding his breath. The first thing he thought of should be "the country is broken by the silver people, tempting you A star people", and then his heart is smooth and he enters the highest state where his soul has become anything.

Change.

I stood aside and did nothing to encourage.

A wine gourd was placed beside him, plus two wine glasses, a roast chicken, and two plates of steak.

The steak also came, and Du Fu also westernized.

Oh no, we haven't returned to the Tang Dynasty yet. Du Fu also does not have any problem of foreignization. The question is whether the steak he is conjuring up at the moment is a hint that he has buried the program of eating beef in his bones, so that he ran to the Tang Dynasty and died of eating beef?

Everything is possible.

Help him replace the pork chop calculation and disrupt the root of the curse he has planted now. Besides, I like to eat pork, and I'm drooling.

OK, steak into pork chops.

You have to have greens, right? Soup, right? At least four dishes and one soup, right?

"You're big." Du Fu said unhappily, "You won't get the rest?" ”

"Okay, I'll get it, I'll get it, you go ahead and get your silver." I said that, and moved the wine gourd, roast chicken, and pork chops to a cave not far away. The cave is not big enough to seat three or four people. As soon as I entered, a stone platform and two stone benches were already set up. Four red candles are inserted on the four walls. Red light, wine, chicken and pork, quite a petty bourgeois atmosphere. With the mushroom and lean meat soup, stir-fried pork belly with fresh bamboo shoots, and vinegared Chinese cabbage, it was immediately enriched.

Chinese literati love bamboo and bamboo shoots. In fact, bamboo shoots hurt his stomach, Du Fu loves to eat them, so he eats more.

Sitting on the stone bench, closing my eyes slightly, my nose twitched, and I enjoyed the aroma of wine, meat, and soup before talking. After smelling enough, I opened my eyes, and my eyes fell on the golden roast chicken, the charred pork chops, and the delicate bamboo shoots, which greatly satisfied the desire for the eyes. If someone else is there, it's rude.

Withdrawing his gaze, he narrowed his nostrils and swallowed back the saliva that had come to his throat. How can I, Li Bai, say that a person who looks up to the sky and laughs and goes out can become a glutton?

Sitting, oblivious to the flesh and wine.

With a gust of wind, Du Fu entered.

He's also in a hurry, won't he be worried that I'll steal food?

Haha one by one

Du Fu's face was blue, his arms hung weakly, where could I go down?

"What's going on, what's going on?" I hurriedly asked.

Superfluous question.

I flashed out of the cavern and slammed into the fleshy body. At first glance, oh my god, a herd of bison was blocked in front of the cave.

The Bull Demon King is not a problem, let alone a mere bison? Isn't it just because you Du Fu eats beef that you turn the silver man into a bison?

"Don't wronged me. I didn't mean to change things yet, they came, and they just gave me flying bulllegs without saying a word. Du Fu said with a sad face, while recovering his luck from the arm that was kicked off by the flying bull's leg.

It's my problem again.

A good wine banquet, if you say no, it's gone, can I not be popular?

Give them a thunderous palm.

As soon as my right palm came out, it was with the power of thunder. The wind is whistling, the leaves are falling, the sand is flying and the stones are gone.

Fart, a palm struck, obviously slapped on the tripe, but it was like slapping on cotton. Continuously, it instantly unloaded my ten thousand powers.

Before I could withdraw my palm, a rebound bounced me against the cliff, my body hanging as thin as paper. Keep coming, and the gusts of wind will through.

Hee-hee.

Behind the herd came the giggling of Cypress.

I forgot that I was in danger, and hurriedly shouted, "Brother Du, come out and see if I lied to you." ”

There is no echo. Don't take my affection.

It was fake, and I saw a silver light flying towards Bai Si and Bai Li.

"Not one by one"

Where can my name be faster than Du Fu's?

"Bang" twice, Du Fu's Emei palm slapped on the silk scarf raised by Bai Si and Bai Li.

Silk scarves can also "snap", which is strange.

Du Fu's feet hit the ground, his eyes widened, and his body rose into the air again, obviously about to use his trick Emei chain legs.

It's really linked, and the chain is not ambiguous at all, and the feet are kicked on the silk scarves of Bai Si and Bai Li. The silk scarf stopped "popping", and was instantly kicked and shattered by Du Fu's Emei chain legs.

Both "pouted" and took a few steps back.

Bai Li "oh" for a moment, and her body flew backwards, flying to a tree branch, her face flushed.

Du Fu took advantage of the victory to pursue and pressed on Baisi.

"Brother Du, please be merciful." I shouted urgently, for fear that Du Fu would kick Bai Si to pieces.

"Keep your sister's affection." Du Fu was rude.

I have to take care of myself. I returned to my original form, slapped the cliff with both hands, and my body soared up, and I flew steadily to sit beside Bai Li.

"How about a swing together?" I suggested with a grin.

"Die, old rascal!" Parklane kicked me off a tree.

It's not fun.

People are obviously lesbians, and you still want to swing with others, you have zero IQ, you.

I scolded myself fiercely, seemed to have woken up a little, and unceremoniously encouraged Du Fu, "If you don't kill her, you will ruin her appearance, and see if they are still interested in lesbians." ”

"Your sister's is like a human being." As he spoke, Du Fu flew out with a kick and kicked Bai Si's knee hard.

Supposedly, there should be a "snapping" sound from Both's knee. There was a sound of "tom", Bosi's body only trembled slightly, and Du Fu took a few steps back, then bent down, covered his feet with both hands, and said "Yaya" in pain.

That's not right. Du Fu's Emei leg skills, one foot can open the mountain, one foot can crack the ground, how can it not deal with the alloy knee of the cypress?