I was horrified in my heart, I didn't know what he was doing, and I screamed, "Let go of me!" ”

It's all out of the way!

Because of the high speed, the oncoming wind blew so hard that I couldn't open my eyes, and even if I barely opened a slit, I couldn't see anything clearly. I only felt that my body was being held in my hands, and I couldn't reach the sky or the ground, as if I was flying.

I couldn't see the expression of my captor, I could only hear him chuckle in an ethereal and soft tone. Just like the spring water in March, it is warm and vibrant.

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you."

"What are you holding me for? I'm just a ghost who just died, what did I do? Even if you're a ghost, you can't catch ghosts indiscriminately? ”

I shouted at the top of my throat, and it took a lot of effort to finish the sentence.

However, this sentence is also nonsense, in just a few minutes, a new ghost killed the ghost and let the evil ghost escape, this is said, I guess I don't even believe the ghost!

Who knows, the man still replied calmly: "You say I'm a ghost?" How can you be so sure? What are you doing in your heart? ”

There was no hostility in his tone, and there was a hint of banter

"Huh?"

My heart tightened, and I became even more nervous.

"Hehe, don't worry, I'm not a ghost, but...... Oh, if it falls into my hands, it is estimated that it is not much better than being caught by a ghost. ”

I just breathed a sigh of relief, my heart tightened again, could it be that I met ** this time, do you want to rob money, rob sex, or kidnap? Does the underworld have this?

"Actually, it's also your bad luck, who made you run here at this time? I happened to have another assignment, and I ran into you. ”

"Why are you arresting me! I'm just a lonely ghost with no money and no power! Big brother, just spare me! ”

I pleaded with tears in my eyes.

Xindao, this person is so powerful, he can twist me to death with one finger, what are you going to do when you catch me!

"Okay, don't make noise, it's annoying!"

He didn't seem to like my virtue very much, and as soon as the words fell, I didn't have time to react, and I was knocked out by him at once.

Before I fell unconscious, I was still thinking that ghosts can also be unconscious!

When I woke up again, the scenery around me changed again, and I was lying on a wooden bed with a ray of red sunlight shining through the window, just falling on my body.

I greeted the sun, pushed the door and walked out, and I was greeted by a lawn, a not spacious courtyard paved with floor tiles, I walked to the bench in the lawn and sat down, and looked back at the place where I had just come out, it turned out to be a small two-story cottage with a small footprint.

Looking around, surrounded by neon lights, the high-rise buildings are not high, and I can't count how many floors, and it is estimated that the shortest one is more than 30 stories high!

I looked at this scene in amazement, I didn't understand what was going on, if it weren't for the fact that the sun above my head was blood-red, I really thought I was back in the yang world!

At this moment, before the stool was hot, an untidy old man quietly appeared in front of him. He looked at me with a smile, his eyes sparkling with gold, like two stars, twinkle and shiny!

I was shivering at him, and I stammered inintuitively: "You...... Who are you, this... Where is it? Can you tell me, old man? ”

I'm very confused now, is this the yang world or the underworld or has it crossed over? Just now I was obviously going to the underworld, but then I was kidnapped by a man, who was that person? Why did he arrest me? Where has he been now? Where is this? Also, who is this old man?

A series of questions circled around me like a mess, and I wanted to figure it out quickly, but I didn't dare to ask them at this time.

It's so painful!

The old man didn't seem to see that my face was unnatural at all, but he smiled, leaked out two yellow front teeth, and leaned his face over

I was so smoky by his bad breath that I almost fainted again.

Hurriedly moved his body back without a trace, a little farther away from him, and then asked, "Old man, can you tell me where this is?" ”

Under my expectant gaze, the obscene old man finally spoke, and it was a blockbuster!

"Of course this is a place for the dead, hehe, but not people can come in, nor do they belong to the creatures of the earth, you can't get out if you come, you just stay obediently!"

The old man's voice was very obscene, and the wrinkles on his face couldn't hide the obscene energy on his face, and he was beaten when he looked at it.

The originally very eerie words came out of his mouth, how to listen to it and feel unreliable.

I ignored his virtues, but I was blinded by his words, and asked, "Can you go into more detail?" How did I get here? ”

The old man squinted at me and said with a smile: "It's okay to tell you, I think you will be my disciple sooner or later, and I won't treat you badly as a teacher!" ”

He smiled so happily that he couldn't close his mouth.

"What!" I exclaimed loudly, and immediately heard that something was wrong with his words, and suddenly stood up and scolded angrily, "Who is your apprentice!" Don't be so shameless, although respecting the old and loving the young is my virtue, don't think that I dare not beat you old man! ”

Even when he said he was dead, I didn't have this expression...... Gone on a rampage!

If there is an old man standing in front of him, who is upright and upright, I don't need to say it, I will beg him to take me as an apprentice!

But...... This old man is so poor! Am I going to join the beggars if I follow him?

Well? I suddenly changed my words and said, "Heh, you won't be the leader of the beggar gang, will you still build a beggar gang when you get to the underworld?" ”

At this moment, I seem to think of a person, yes, Hong Qigong!

People look like a beggar, but it turns out to be a peerless master who can't be seen! Could it be that this old man ......?

The old man listened to my words, rolled his eyes at me, and said disdainfully: "Beggar gang? Master? Cut, you've read too many martial arts novels! ”

I sweated, and I was despised by such a little old man, and my heart suddenly couldn't be balanced, and I said indignantly: "That's right, with your style, it is estimated that at most you are the follower of the beggar gang leader, the gang leader or something, do you have that ability!" ”

The old man smiled absently, stroked his sleeve robe, put his hands behind his back, and circled around me twice with small steps, laughing.

I was furious when he saw it, and I laughed so hard that I didn't dare to breathe.

It seems that I have met a ruthless character this time!

The obscene old man laughed for a while and felt bored, so he simply shook his hand, conjured up a bamboo rocking chair, ran a long distance, and sat on it with a very comfortable pose.

Then he listlessly pointed to the flower bed next to him and said, "Sit down and talk slowly!" ”

I glanced at the flower bed and scolded: "Damn! ”

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads! I can't figure out what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd, and I also know the truth that if you say too much, you will lose, and everyone is allowed to make a flower bed, so sit down, it's better than sitting on the ground!

As soon as my ass touched the ground, and before I could cover the cold tiles, the voice of the lewd old man rang out again.

"Go and cut me a cup of tea in the house!"

I rolled my eyes and didn't move.

You old sauerkraut bongzi, let me work for nothing, there is no door.

"What, don't you go?" The old man poked his teeth and gave me a surprised and strange look, as if wondering why I didn't listen to him.

"Answer my question, I'll go!"

"Yo, bargain with me? It seems that you don't understand what your situation is now. ”

The old man bent down with a grin, took off the broken straw sandals on his feet and shook the sand, and I was staring at him, and as soon as he looked down I saw a Doraemon pattern printed on his clothes behind his back.

I'll go, this guy is wearing his clothes backwards!

"I'm not your minion, why do you command me like this!"

"Yes, yes, you are not a slave in the family, but you are my apprentice, who will come if you don't serve me?"

I gritted my teeth and gave myself a mouthful. Don't fight with anyone who is messing around, don't talk about it, and reduce your IQ.

Experts have said that this kind of person will unknowingly pull your IQ to the same level as him!