Chapter 060: Tai Chi Master
I pinched my fingers and calculated, Li Bai was also over one hundred and fifty years old at this time. Does he know I'm going to kill him?
As I was thinking this, there was a sound of footsteps coming from far and near. Who are they?
I quickly jumped to my feet and looked around, only to see four or five gray shadows floating in, as light as the wind.
"Who's coming?" A tall, thin man asked.
"I'm Li Bai." I blurted out.
"What bullshit, you're white, I'm white." The tall man muttered and continued to ask, "How many are you?" ”
What's wrong with Li Bai? How come they don't even know about President Li Baida?
It seems that there is something wrong with Li Bai's management.
But when I think about it, I don't think it's right. All K stars worship him, how can they not know that he Li Bai?
I strengthened my voice and said, "I'm Li Bai!" ”
"Are you deaf, or are you stupid, always you are white and I am white, saying that you are almost nothing?" The tall and thin man was a little angry.
Looking at what they are wearing, they are all gray Taoist robes, square corner Taoist hats, and black cloth shoes, all of which are completely Taoist priests. I immediately thought of the Taoist "nothingness". I am all too familiar with the Taoist "nothingness". It was under my enlightenment that Lao Tzu came up with the Tao Te Ching and founded the Taoist doctrine. It's just that Lao Tzu's doctrine is still at the level of a nursery school. But for you earthlings, that's so high that 99 percent of the professors can't read it. The remaining 1 percent of professors mostly don't seem to understand. There are only a handful of people who can read the Tao Te Ching.
Nothing is a yes. Wu is the supreme soul realm of Taoism.
"Tell me, how many are you?" The tall man was impatient.
"I am nothingness." I replied with a smile.
Several Taoist priests first looked at each other, and then became furious.
"Nothingness is me." I continued to laugh.
"Chino, kill this arrogant guy." A fat man said to a tall and thin man.
The tall man hurriedly waved his hand to the fat man, "There are no thousand or two, don't be in a hurry." If he's a madman, it's not too late to send him to an insane asylum. ”
"Listen to you, Qianwu." Qianer Wudao, obviously Qianwu is a little more advanced than him.
Qian Wu's thin face twitched, and his thin mouth opened, "Say, why do you call nothingness?" ”
I thought about it, Li Bai is very prosperous in Taoism, and if he wants to lead the people of K-star to become immortals, he will definitely not be called president. So what does he call? When I said that I was nothing, they were all furious, which showed that my "nothingness" was higher than Li Bai. How much higher? At least level nine.
So I said, "I'm the father of Jiuwu." ”
As soon as I said this, their feet went limp, and they almost didn't kneel on the ground.
Hey, I was right. Li Bai is nine nothing. If you can enter the list of nine nothings, you are already a half-immortal.
"No way, we've never heard of Nine No Fathers." There is no way for a thousand two.
"Bold, you dare to say that there is no father. He's a monkey born of stone, huh? I feigned anger.
Qian Erwu knelt on the ground with a "porphyr" sound, slapped himself a few times, and cried bitterly and said, "Damn, I deserve to die, I said the wrong thing when I was in a hurry." Please be the Supreme Monarch of Nothingness, you will spare me this time. ”
I laughed inwardly.
"Qianerwu, you stand up for me." A strong man said.
"Nothing, this, this, this?" Qianji didn't hesitate, and didn't dare to stand up.
Without saying a word, he swung his sword and rushed towards me.
The sword is an ironwood sword, and the sword body is black and shiny.
Taoist priests kill ghosts and demons, using wooden swords.
"Demon, look at the sword!" Qian Yiwu shouted loudly, and the tip of the sword almost pierced the center of my eyebrows.
My eyebrows twitched, and an invisible aura shot towards the sword. The sword "snapped" a few crisp sounds, and they all fell to the ground, and Qian Yiwu was unsteady on his feet, and he took a dozen steps back, looking at me in surprise.
"Up!" A short man ordered.
"Yes, nine hundred nothing." When Qianwu answered, Qianerwu also jumped up from the ground, and together with Jiubaiwu, surrounded me in a triangle.
Facing me is nine hundred nothing. His sword was still on his back and not in his hand.
"Don't worry too much, I'm nothing, I'm thousands of levels apart, how can I fight?" I smiled indifferently.
"You demon, when you are dying, you dare to call yourself nothing." As soon as the nine hundred voices fell, a move of the Great Peng spread its wings came, and immediately flew with both palms, and flew towards me like lightning.
Looking at his moves, I felt very familiar, just like I taught Tai Chi. As far as I can remember, I've never taught K-stars any kung fu. It's Zhang Sanfeng who has enlightened you.
Nine hundred nothing's palm wind is like a knife, but the strength is still far away.
With a slight wave of my hand, I let out a big "ah" and my palms softened. As soon as my hand was pulled, a strong suction force led him dozens of steps behind me, and with a "porphyry" sound, he fell and ate.
It's too far away.
I didn't look back, I lifted my feet and walked away.
"Demon, don't run." Qian Wu was drinking on the side, but his feet didn't move.
Qianji Wu stood with his hands down, full of infinite respect for me.
Of the four of them, he was probably the only one who knew the goods and knew that I wasn't crazy.
Hey, there's a chance to ignite and ignite him.
Qianyi Wu still stood in place. Maybe he can't figure it out, after practicing for decades, why can't he even beat my eyebrows?
I walked out into the field under the moonlit night. As far as the eye can see, you can't see the lights of the town. I only saw the glimmer of lanterns in Taoist temples, Taoist temples, and Taoist palaces.
K Star doesn't want electric lights, hang lanterns?
Until dawn, I didn't see a single town. Not even a village in sight.
Am I in the desert?
Impossible. If it is a great desert, how can there be Taoist temples, Taoist temples, and Taoist palaces?
Seeing that there was a Taoist temple halfway up the mountain not far ahead, I walked there.
Halfway up the mountain, I found a spacious lawn in front of the temple, and the surrounding mountains were dangerous, with clouds and mist and a refreshing mountain breeze. The surrounding of the Taoist temple are all plum orchids and bamboo chrysanthemums with a little fairy spirit, coupled with the rockery bridge and flowing water, the lotus pond at a glance, and the blue bricks and white tiles of the Taoist temple, it is indeed a bit fairy. Looking at the mountains on the left and right sides of the Taoist Temple, there are layers of terraced fields, and the rice is yellow. In addition to rice fields, there are also vegetable fields. Looking at this formation, it is enough to feed the people of the Taoist Temple.
Autarky?
It's the same as the life of the K-star people I saw at the beginning, except that the K-star people are farming, and the K-star people I saw at the beginning are high-tech self-sufficiency.
It was still early, and the gate of the Taoist temple had not yet opened.
I walked to the gate and felt that it was empty, and with a slight push, it really opened. In front of me was a large courtyard, and several young Taoist aunts were practicing Tai Chi Sword with their backs to me.
When they heard my footsteps, they turned around, their eyes fell on me in surprise, and then they exclaimed, "Demon, run." ”