The moon is in the sky, and the moonlight is as clean as a piece of pitiful cheese.

Well, it's a fantasy scenario in someone's mind.

Li Ke was hungry with his chest on his back, knowing that he hadn't eaten all day.

Just as unlucky as him were the two guards in front of him.

Grandpa Toriyama's brain hole is comparable to the Sahara Desert, and the impression of the king in Dragon Ball is a panda with a single piece of eyes and politeness.

Guarding Li Ke is a green bull demon, and there is also a rhinoceros monster.

"Forced to bear fruit on the tree, forced to you and me under the tree, picking fruits, cutting trees and digging new graves, sleeping in the graves and bewildered. Sleeping in the tomb of Mengzhu in this life, still being a forced person in the next life, being forced to be forced by the world, being forced to be a fool of life, meeting a friend by chance in this life, and being forced to go together in the next life, if there is love in the sky, it is a pity that people are not realistic, and the words of the people are forced to be God, and the life is the most ecstasy. ”

This poem is the most perfect in Li Ke's life, no wonder the artists are all yellow and thin, hungry and deep, and inspiration is like bamboo shoots after the rain are rising vigorously.

Li Ke felt that he had been really confused in the first half of his life.

missed the opportunity to fight on the battlefield, and missed the confession of the girl next door, but it doesn't seem to blame me.

Running is life.

But Li Ke feels that his life is full of bugs.

Rather than die gorgeously,?? Why don't you live gorgeously?.

This is the words that Silver often puts on his lips, and it is also the bushido practiced by Li Ke.

But now it's better to think about tightening your belt.

The anti-wolf spray given by Icarus has long been looted by the Red Silk Army, and even if there is such a thing, Li Ke may not be able to beat the world's number one killer, Tao Baibai and General Blue.

"What is this human underestimating, hey, don't be crooked, everyone is hungry."

The green bull monster shook the iron door and signaled Li Ke to be quiet.

"Dare to love the big brothers, go find something to eat, no, I'll help you find it."

Anyone with a bit of intelligence knows the thorn in Li Ke's words.

"What are you thinking in your heart, do you think I don't know, you are watching here, I'll go get something to eat."

The green bull monster threw the machine gun behind him and hurried away.

The rhinoceros monster shouted from behind, "Don't mess with those carrots, peppers will do too." ”

Hungry to eat chili peppers, Li Ke heard for the first time that this rhinoceros brother's chrysanthemum is not afraid of pain.

To be exact, La Po Ba is called a sour one.

Li Ke continued to close: "Where did your head go?" ”

The rhinoceros monster took out a cigarette: "How do we know, General Blue has a habit of cleanliness and generally sleeps on trees." ”

"Why are you here?"

This question has been bothering the rhinoceros brother for a long time.

"I don't know, by the way, what's this place called? Why can't those giant robots get along with you? ”

Please, I can't get along with you.

"I don't understand to you, but you're not from this plane anyway. By the way, why hasn't that guy come back yet, why don't you go and see? ”

Li Ke felt that it was still good to stay with these neuropaths for a long time, at least he was good at fooling people.

"You wait, I'll take a look."

After the rhinoceros monster finished speaking, he looked for the old way.

When the rhinoceros monster was far away, Li Ke lightly called Nanali out.

"The dean, who is really wise and martial, actually knows that Nanali is under the windowsill."

Nanali's furry ears protruded from under the window.

That's a normal thing, when do you still use moving grass to hide yourself, do you think everyone has the same IQ as you?

"Gurgle, big brother, do you want to eat carrots."

Gurgle holding a giant radish aloft alof.

Li Ke wanted to vomit when he saw the radish, he had eaten forty-five carrots in the past two days, and he felt that he was about to become a rabbit.

"Dean, I brought you bread. Nanali happily pulled something out of her backpack.

Or carrots.

"I'm sorry, I ate the bread on the way here, eat the carrots."

Li Ke is really grateful to Nanali...... of eighteen generations of ancestors.

"Giggles, Sister Nana, those bad guys are coming back soon."

"Who is she?" Li Ke was very curious about when this rabbit star little Lori met.

Nanali explained, "Gurgle, she can take me to the Great Elder. ”

This is the best news Li Ke has heard these days.

"Then we'll go first, and we'll come back to save you later."

With that, Nanali shrunk her ears.

Hell, what are these two teasers doing here, forget it, I can't complain.

At this time, Li Ke seemed to hear Icarus's voice.

"Wages are paid"

Icarus's mean expression came to mind.

Li can see that it is not strange, the gods of the universe, when looking for you, it is useless to run to the ends of the earth, but if you have something to look for him, the other party's phone is not in the service area.

"You seem to be hungry."

"Eldest sister, don't talk to me about hunger, quit." Li Ke thought about it, maybe the gods would be merciful when they saw me and other mortals suffering in the world.

"I don't want the salary, give me a roast."

Icarus immediately shook his head: "No, my mother, I've been losing weight recently, and I hate to see greasy things the most." ”

Li Ke was speechless, your grandfather's, the chicken is for me to eat, not for you.

"Still, I'll give you a Devil Fruit, Luffy gave it to me."

I don't know why, every time I see Icarus's smile, Li Ke has a feeling of getting on a thief ship.

"Next!"

In the void, a red tomato the size of an egg landed on Li Ke's flat palm.

"What kind of ability will you get by eating, rubber hands or rubber feet."

Li Ke thought of Luffy in One Piece, and after eating the rubber fruit, he got various extraordinary abilities.

"Think about it yourself, okay, this month's labor insurance is over, I wish you good luck."

As soon as the words fell, Icarus disappeared from his mind.

No matter what it was, the tomato in his hand had already made Li Ke unbearable to eat it in one bite.

I hope this cosmic god who didn't slip away can be reliable this time.

Li Ke wiped out half of the Devil Fruit in less than three seconds.

For the sake of insurance, Li Ke decided to hold back first, after all, it was called a devil fruit, and he didn't know what the effect was.

Five minutes after entering his stomach, Li Ke felt that his mouth seemed to be a little abnormal.

To be exact, it's a little crooked.

At this time, the green bull monster and the rhinoceros monster came back side by side.

"What's in your hand, hand it over."

The two raised their guns together.

"You want it, you have to be polite if you want it, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me politely, do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want to, do you? Do you really want to? ”

Li Ke felt that he couldn't control his mouth, and such a sissy word actually came from his own mouth.

“……”

The two Qingniu looked at Li Ke dumbfounded.

Li Ke didn't want to eat all the rest.

"People and goblins are born by mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking born by demons, so, let's explore together today, what is the definition of goblin fucking."

Li Ke had never felt that his mouth was so neat.

The green bull monster suddenly felt like throwing up.

"Look at yourself, lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle hook nose, figure-eight eyebrows, provocative ears, big flip mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, and learn to wear pants, thinking it is human-like, but in fact, it is a strange appearance, by the way, this is the definition of the demon, do you say that I am right!"??????

This time it was the rhinoceros monster who wanted to throw up.

"Do you want us to continue the definition of fucking, right, your mother's surname?????"

The green bull monster was foaming at the mouth at this point.

"Say, your mother's surname!"

“……”

"Don't be shy, say, your mother's surname!"

“……”

Nanali went back and woke Sophia up, and when she was halfway there, she saw the green bull monster and the rhinoceros monster running out in embarrassment.

"I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm going to kill myself if I listen to it any longer."

The two youkai crawled in quick succession, and soon disappeared into the night.