A baker's dozen
People are always easy to indulge in joy. When people are happy, as they are when they are angry, their IQ drops dramatically. Joy, anger and sorrow are originally just an emotion, but it can greatly change a person's IQ.
At this time, B has completely entered the state of love. Not only has he lost himself, but he has completely lost the most basic level of consciousness.
Day 1 Morning:
B: Momoda.
A: (Didn't reply)
Midday:
B: (Kiss Kiss)
A: (Kiss Kiss)
B: What's going on, all of a sudden, it pops up again?
B: If you freak me out, you're going to be held legally responsible, I'll tell you!
A: (laughs and cries)
B: Borrowed your phone to play again?
A: Uh-huh. I'm afraid you'll miss me too much!
B: Well, that's so touching! I was so moved that I wanted to make a promise!!
A: (laughing, crying, crying)
A: It's good to know.
A: (cold sweat)
B: Aren't you busy?
A: No.
B: What, what not?
A: We didn't go to work.
A: I took a break today and went out to play with my friends.
B: Oh, so chic, huh?
A: (Video)
B clicks on the video and looks at it, it is a video of shooting the road. The video is so clear that it can't be matched by a non-master Zhang Yimou.
B: I don't watch videos, I want to watch you!
A: What do you want me to do? What's there to see?
B: You look so beautiful, how can you not let others see more? You yourself are willing, but the country is not willing yet!
A: Why?
B: What a beautiful scenery you are! Let others see more, how many people must be refreshed! The work efficiency has to be improved several times.
A: (laughing, crying, laughing, crying)
A: Thank you, dear. (Kiss)
B: Hurry up, let me see you.
A: Don't let me see it.
B: Hurry up, let's take a look.
A: No, no.
B: If you don't let me see it again, I'm going to kiss you!
A: Then you can kiss it! I don't resist! (laughs and cries)
B: (embarrassing), it's too far away, you need to know it......
A: What else would have happened?
B: Otherwise, I can stand next to you and look left and right, up and down, front and back, and be impressed! See you straight until you're shy!
A: I won't let you see it if you're there.
B: (Single Dog)
B: What are you doing out there?
A: Shopping!
B: Be careful!
A: Be careful of what?
B: The typhoon is so big over there, be careful that the wind blows back to Yunnan.
A: (laughs and cries), I can't blow it.
B: If the typhoon blows you back to Yunnan, that's fine!
A: What's that?
B: Well, wouldn't it save you hundreds of dollars in travel expenses?
A: (laughs and cries)
A: Aren't you busy, honey?
B: Busy!
A: Then you go and get busy first, I will return the phone.
B: Okay.
Day 2:
B: Pro,
A: (Didn't reply)
Afternoon:
B: Dear.
A: (Didn't reply)
At night:
B: Dear.
A: (Didn't reply)
B: I found that our love story is really a bit twisty! As soon as they came, they quarreled, and then, just after negotiating and deciding to stay for life, your mobile phone was also stolen. It's so hard to talk about it the next day. I already feel as if I've survived a 25,000-mile long march.
A: (laughing, crying, laughing, crying)
A: (Kiss, kiss), I miss you too, dear.
B: So what are you waiting for, hurry up, hurry up and fall in love with me! (laughs and cries)
A: No, there are still 20 days.
B: Can't you go early?
A: What do you say?
B: Did your boss find someone to replace your job?
A: I just haven't found it yet!
B: I'm also drunk. Wu Song was so drunk that he accidentally beat the tiger to death, and I accidentally drunk myself to death, this is the difference between me and Wu Song. It is conceivable that if Wu Song compares the amount of alcohol with me, he must not be able to compare.
A: Just brag about it!
B: Look, I mean, I can't beat him......
A: (laughs and cries)
B: Don't go on your job.
A: How is that possible?
B: I'll raise you!!
A: That's not going to work either! The owner wouldn't let him go.
B: Then you can ......
A: What can be?
B: You can run to your boss, put your hands on your hips, and tell him with your head held high: I have already fired you, hurry up and pay my salary, if you don't pay your salary, I will fire you!
A: (laughs and tears), I don't dare.
A: Do you dare?
B: Of course.
B: I don't dare.
A: (laughing, crying, laughing, crying)
B: By the way, dear, the photo on my avatar was made with a beauty camera plastic surgery, the real person is not so handsome, what if you are disappointed after seeing my true face of Lushan?
A: It's okay!
B: (Single Dog)
B: As long as you have money, you'll be fine, right?
A: (laughs and cries), well, how do you know?
B: (single dog), so directly said what you really thought in your heart, don't you know how to endure it again?
A: Haha.
A: Don't you write novels?
B: It's done tonight.
A: Oh.
B: You still need to take a break when writing a novel. My master told me that I should not go out and see the beauties outside. (laughs and cries)
A: Your master, who is your master?
B: It's just a very, very, very talented friend.
A: Oh, how talented?
B: It's only to the point where you don't know how high the sky is.
A: Why do you say that?
B: Because he dares to waste his energy on me!
A: Oh. That means he's optimistic about you.
B: So I'm so stressed!
A: Why is it so stressful?
B: It's nothing, I'm hard-boned, I can withstand it.
B: When you come, I'll take you to see and see, a great person. He played a very unusual role in my life, trained me for many years, taught me to write novels, and taught me a lot of miraculous skills.
A: Oh, okay.
B: Let me pass you a trick and a half to deal with the pervert.
A: (cold sweat)
B: The point is that he's still single. (laughs and cries)
A: What does it matter to me that he is single?
B: Do you know a friend you know, introduce one to him?
A: Yes, you can introduce them to him, but whether they can be together or not depends on them.
B: Thank you, dear.
B: Besides, my master is still very infatuated. Ever since I was in school, I've heard him say that he loved a girl, and then he liked a girl, and then, I haven't seen or heard him say who he likes.
A: What about you, are you infatuated?
B: Me?
B: Of course I'm a single dog who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and quite otherworldly.
A: (laughs and cries)
A: Then why are you still single?
B: I'll go, do you still need to ask, of course yes, of course I'm waiting for you!
A: (laughing and crying) (kissing)
A: Went to bed early honey.
B: Okay, Momoda.
A: Good night.
B: By the way, dear, did you sleep?
A: Not yet, what's wrong?
B: It's okay, I just want to give you another one.
B: (Kiss Kiss)
A: (laughing, crying, crying)
A: (Kiss Kiss)
A: Good night.