Not surprising? I'm ashamed!

At this time, you are still thinking strange, is it strange?

Where do you get your confidence? Do you really think it's you in your heyday?

What you have to think about now is how to escape. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two monsters looked at me coldly, and the faint light from their eyes made me uncomfortable.

A person on the left said in a strange manner: "I thought it was strange just now, how could people have such a fast speed, if it was really a tiger away from the mountain, fortunately we found out in time." You are a mortal, and it is also your blessing to come to this place to see us. Many people have never seen us in their entire lives, but they didn't expect to be seen by you, a kid. I'm sorry, I don't like to kill, but you...... Must die! ”

The man on the right continued: "Hand over the little girl in your arms, and we will give you a good time, or else...... Hehehe...... I'm a sadist. I can't tell you how I'll come up with a way to make you live longer. ”

It was these two people who hijacked Xiao Ruo?

Looking at Xiao Ruo, who was still unconscious in her arms, her little face was slightly haggard, and a nameless anger quickly burned her entire heart.

My fingers trembled uncontrollably, I wanted to beat people, to beat the two guys in front of me, but I knew that I couldn't beat them, no matter how angry I was, I could only pretend to be my grandson.

However, if I were to give them the little ones, it would be impossible.

If you can't win a fight, can you run away?

The point is that can I escape? I have the ability to escape, but I can't.

"Good!" Looking at the person opposite, I moved my steps lightly and said stupidly, "You guys...... Did you really let me go? ”

"Uh-huh!" A person on the left said impatiently, "Of course I will let you go." As long as you are obedient. ”

It seems that he is too lazy to follow me Mushroom. But I wouldn't be so stupid and really believe him.

I pretended to put Xiao Ruo on the ground to distract them.

Then take the opportunity to take Xiaoruo to escape.

"Wait!" Just when I thought they were going to be fooled, a man on the left said, "I suddenly felt weird. There is an illusory seal around here. Ordinary people, let alone close to the tent, would go crazy even within two hundred meters of this, how did you get here? And the people inside the tent were brought out? And you're just a mortal, and there's no fluctuation in you. ”

He waved his hand and continued, "I'm interested in you, I'm not going to kill you." You can stay too! ”

As soon as he said this, I screamed "not good" in my heart, which obviously wanted to catch me together.

I sat down with Xiaoruo in my arms, and I sat beside her again and again, laughing, as if talking to myself, and said, "It's really good." I can stay, hehe. In this way, you can follow your daughter-in-law. "Inadvertently piggybacking on my head and messing up my hair a little more.

Make yourself look more silly and silly.

Smart people are basically unaware of fools, so I'm going to do it again.

Luckily, I slept in a tree last night, and my hair was messy, and there was a lot of black ash and green moss on my body.

In addition, I went to the ancient tomb last night, and the stench on my body is still there, and now I really look like a fool.

I don't care what Xiao Ruo will think when he wakes up, now I have to do enough to do the scene first.

Speaking of which, under the stunned gaze of the two people, he gently pecked Xiao Ruo's cheek, like a stealing cat.

looked at her and smiled stupidly: "My mother said that there are beautiful fairies on the mountain, which ordinary people can't see." If they see it, they will definitely be favored by the fairies, and they will be committed to marrying. Hey! And now I have met, she will definitely marry me......" At this point, my saliva flowed.

The two of them were still very wary, but when they saw this, they shook their heads: "It turned out to be a fool!" No wonder it was able to escape the Illusory World Seal. ”

One of the people on the right immediately said unconvinced: "Who said that a fool can escape the Illusory World Seal?" I think this kid must have some kind of fame. You see, on the back of his hand, aren't those injuries left by the Phantom World Seal? This shows that the Phantom World Seal also has an effect on him, but I don't know why, he actually sat here without any trouble. I'm getting more and more interested in him. ”

I was drooling, but my ears were not idle, and when I heard this, my heart couldn't help beating wildly, but on the surface I still had to pretend to be a nymphomaniac.

No way! Playing dumb is just to make them lower their guard, and I still have to find a way to get rid of them.

I hugged Xiao Ruo, saliva flowed all over her clothes, but I whispered in my heart: "Xi'er Zhuo, can you contact the outside?" ”

"The master wants to move the rescuers?"

I said "um".

It continued: "Yes! It's just that there's a good chance they'll find out. I try to hide it as much as possible. Just send the message out and you'll be fine. These two mentally retarded guys shouldn't be able to fully spot me yet. Master, who are you going to message to? ”

I thought about it, and I guess the only one I can call now is Mo Yiyuan.

As soon as I thought of this, I silently recited the number Mo Yiyuan gave me to Xierzhuo in my heart, and added: Let him bring rockets or man-portable surface-to-air missiles.

Xi'er Zhuo answered, and went to himself.

I drooled at Xiao Ruo for a long time, looked at the two aliens, and said in my heart: "I have to divert their attention and wait until Mo Yiyuan arrives." But...... How can I distract them? "We can't let them change their minds halfway.

Thoughts raced, and I knew that they wanted to know most now how I had come to this place without being hurt by the Phantom Seal.

So I can work on that.

Of course, I'm not stupid enough to tell all about Xierzhuo.

I held Xiao Ruo in my arms, and those two people thought I was really stupid, so they didn't pay much attention to it at first.

Watching the two of them come over, I knew that they didn't feel at ease after all, Xiao Ruo was in my arms.

After all, they planned for the whole night, and what they did was Xiao Ruo.

I hurriedly put Xiao Ruo under the side of the tree, looked at the two of them, drooled, and said excitedly: "You guys...... You're so handsome! It's the most powerful and handsome person I've ever seen. You say, how did I come here and meet my fairy? ”

The two of them originally looked playful, but when they heard this, they were immediately stunned, and asked in unison, "How did you come?" ”

I looked at the two of them and smiled, "It's okay if I want to tell you, but it's just ...... You're going to have to play a game with me first. ”

The two looked at each other. A hint of helplessness flashed in his eyes, and the person on the left said, "What game?" ”

"Compete with me! My hands are the strongest in the village. ”

The man on the right said disdainfully: "It's just a mortal, no matter how big it is, it's limited." Compare is compare. ”

I knew they looked down on me, and as soon as they saw this, they took the opportunity to pull the condition: "What if I win?" So what to do? I don't do anything that doesn't have a lot! ”

"Whatever you want!" The one on the right is visibly impatient.

I said, "If I win, I will go down the mountain with my daughter-in-law and my daughter-in-law, get married, and go to the cave house." Can you say yes? ”

"You can't win." The man on the right laughed, "What if we win?" ”

"Whatever you want! Willing to gamble and lose! This is what my mother taught me, people can have no IQ, but they must have backbone. Otherwise, it's not a man, it's an animal! ”

"Okay! It's up to you! The man on the right smiled contemptuously,

"I'll come first!"

I feigned smugness and took his right hand with my right hand.

Suddenly, a powerful energy came, and even I couldn't control it. The person across from me looked at me with disdain. But he deliberately restrained his energy, wanting to see me deflated.

I grinned, pretending to be laborious, and distorted my entire face, but suddenly I let out a loud cry, and the power on my back used to completely press his hand down in an instant!

There was an instant silence around me, and the way he looked at me was so dark that it almost froze people.

Both of them looked at me, their faces clearly unwilling. I chuckled in my heart, knowing that they might be cheating.

Sure enough, the man on the right looked at me, his face was so gloomy that he was about to flow water, and said coldly: "The silly boy is really good!" It's really a fool to be a fool. has so much strength, and such a beautiful daughter-in-law. ”

I smirked, "You probably don't know, we don't use oxen to plough the land at home, and we don't use the tractor that only emits black smoke, because I'm the cow and I'm the tractor." I did everything. ”

I pretended not to know what they were trying to do, but said, "I won, can I go with my daughter-in-law now?" ”

He smiled: "Do you think you can really win?" I just let you? Since you're going to win or lose with us, and you're going to play a game, do we have to play a game too? Do you still have a gift exchange? ”

I nodded humbly: "That's right, but my mother said that if you don't count, you are an animal...... Beast...... ......I said the last two words very quietly, but his face still changed.

He smiled awkwardly and continued, "Shall we have a martial arts competition next?" If you win, you can take your daughter-in-law with you, and we can also promise to do something for you. If we win, you can go. What do you think of the conditions? ”

"How good?" I drooled, knowing that they were cheating, but I still had to pretend to be stupid.

"Master!" Suddenly, Sildra said in my mind, "This is a good opportunity. ”

"Good chance?" I was stunned.

It said, "The sound hits the west." The plank road is repaired in the light, and the warehouse is in the dark. ”

It dawned on me that this was the case.

I could compete with him, but I pretended I couldn't, I only knew how to use brute force, and then I took advantage of their defenselessness and knocked both of them unconscious.

Xierzhuo continued: "I have just scanned their equipment, they are all passive, without the summons of their own masters, they will not take the initiative to attack, although the Illusory World Seal can take the initiative, but I can still deal with it now. ”

I nodded, looked at the person in front of me who was constantly sneering, rolled up my sleeves, and arrogantly like a fool: "Come on! I am the most powerful, this one must be won, I will definitely get the throne of the martial arts alliance leader. ”

"Fool!" The person on the other side smiled coldly.

Didn't summon those high-tech weapons, just punched me.

It seemed unremarkable, but it almost blocked all my retreats.

If it was old days, I would have only been beaten.

Now, I can dodge, but I can't.

I'm going to pretend that I don't know martial arts.

With a loud shout, he rushed forward regardless of it, allowing the other party to land his fist on his chest. At the same time, he adjusted his muscles, intending to shock him with "internal force". Even if you hit me, I'll make you feel bad.

Bang! The fist landed my chest, almost knocking me out of my breath. What a power!

I didn't stiffen up, and let the force carry me away and fall to the ground.

I grabbed and danced, yelled, got up from the ground, and rushed at each other like a bull.

I saw him shake his hand imperceptibly, his face twisted, and he said hatefully: "This fool has thick skin and thick meat, and it is really difficult to deal with." ”

Seeing me rushing towards him again, he didn't say a word, but swept the leg and landed on me.

I pretended not to see it, but secretly adjusted my posture so that it wouldn't hurt when I fell.

Bang!

As I expected, I was knocked down again, screaming with snot and tears, reaching out and grabbing his ankle, taking advantage of his lack of attention, and striking him down.

Snot and tears were wiped all over him.

At the same time: "I'm not coming, woo hurt, I admit defeat, I admit defeat." I'm not coming. You bully people,"

The eyes were quick, and just when he was about to land, his right hand turned out, pretending to hug him, but the ten fingers were a little behind him, and he immediately fainted.

I was stunned and said, "He'...... How does he sleep? It can't be that you're tired of fighting with me for half a day, right? Uh-huh! He's tired! It's time to rest! It's all my fault! I'm the one who wears him out. It's all my fault. ”

Seeing this, the other man frowned and floated in from outside the circle. Leaning over to look at my companion on the ground, his eyes suddenly cold, looking at me.

Oh yes! Even with mental equipment, I still can't help but shudder.

But at this moment, a palm knife had already landed on the back of his neck.

His eyes suddenly dimmed, and he looked at me and asked, "Who are you?" If you have the ability, you will leave your name? ”

I smiled and said, "Ye is Yun Zhuo." You're dumbfounded, aren't you? If you don't worry about you, let me do a task. ”

My heart suddenly became proud, oh! Stinky boy, since you're doing bad things in my face, why can't I?

The expressions of the two people were instantly sluggish, and even showed a hint of panic? Are they afraid of Yun Zhuo?

Hey! In this way, Yun Zhuo's stinky boy's status is even higher than theirs?

Come to think of it. I am even happier in my heart, and now I have a good show to watch.

habitually touched his nose and said to the person in front of him: "I'll tell you the truth, I was just teasing you just now." Lao Tzu hasn't been in a fight for a long time, and his hands are itchy. "Afraid that they wouldn't believe me, I also called out my own Xierzhuo, held it in my hand and waved it casually, the golden light swept by, and a cedar tree in front of me was broken inch by inch.

"This is my weapon, even if you haven't seen it, you should have heard of it?"

The person in front of him tried hard to open his eyes, but he couldn't open them. After struggling for a while, he closed his eyes. I don't know if he heard what I said.