Earth.

Huaxia country, star city.

Although it's only May, Star City is located in the south-central part of China, and it's already a bit hot. In a small alley, in front of a small shop, a man hugged a thick old camphor tree, and the TV set against the wall broadcast the noon news. Under the camphor tree, Xu Lai, who was wearing a basket vest and flower pants, fell asleep on the recliner on all fours, two flip-flops were thrown on the ground, and the dappled sunlight shone on Xu Lai's body, swaying and shaking. Looking at Xu Lai's expression, it seemed that he was dreaming, and all the words flowed out.

Suddenly, a light and shadow flashed through the gap in the leaves and hit Xu Lai's body.

"Ding, the Heavenly Dao has established contact with the host."

"Ding, scan the host's memory, and find that the language and script of the race are not in the records of the Heavenly Court Golden Book, and the language translation ability has been extracted and implanted into the host."

"Ding, the host information has been extracted, and the host information is as follows".

Name: Xu Lai

Gender: Male

Bone age: 18 years

Consciousness: None

Energy in the body: less than 1 yuan

……

"Ding, it has been connected to the earth's ten thousand nets, after inquiry, the host is a primary civilization, not in the list of the Heavenly Court Golden Book, it belongs to the category of endangered and budding races, and the host is the only living being in the Heavenly Court Golden Book, so the host will enjoy the treatment of the "Endangered and Budding Race Convention of the Heavenly Rules", and will not be attacked by any race or any creature recorded in the Heavenly Court Golden Book."

"Ding, the host has no divine sense, and it needs to be forcibly implanted with a blood sacrifice and a void ring."

"Ding, the blood is extracted."

"Ding, the virtual ring has been implanted."

"Ding, the 9388388823 Void has been established. You can already select the scope of business. ”

"Smack", Xu Lai slapped his left hand, "Damn, it's only been a few months, and there are mosquitoes?" ”

"It's really a dream day and night.,I haven't played a game for many days.,It's a system prompt sound when you dream.。 Well, it's daytime. Putting on his slippers, Xu Lai shook his head and stood up, shaking off his expression. looked at the small shop in front of him, and said reluctantly: "Okay, you old Xu, you must have gone behind my back, you said I don't mind, why do you want to be sneaky." He picked up the fan and slapped it a few times, then shook his head and said to himself, "You said a shabby shop, what is there to guard." As he spoke, he kicked a sign made of wooden boards, with the big red letters "Shop" written vertically on it, and the horizontal writing below, "Recycle Gifts", the words are very good, this rotten wooden board is really not worthy of this word.

"Ding, may I ask the host, whether the business scope is designated as a small shop."

"Who?" Xu Lai glared, took a pu fan and posed in Bruce Lee's posture, turned his head back and forth, and found that there was no one, "Damn, what the hell is it in broad daylight." ”

"Ding, ask the host again if the business scope is a small shop."

"Who? Come out, is it interesting to pretend to be a ghost in broad daylight? Xu Lai looked nervous, could it be in the shop?

Xu Lai slowly approached the door frame of the shop, the iron door frame was rusty, and it was about to rust. The cat looked inside a few times, such a little place, a long strip of more than ten square meters, can not hide people, it is full of things, a glass counter, which is placed in a variety of low-grade cigarettes, two shelves against the wall, there are some snacks and daily necessities on it, and those who pay attention to it do not come to buy, it is too messy, but people who pay attention to people do not live here.

"Ding, ask the host for the last time if the business scope is set as a small shop."

Xu Lai's nerves tensed, and he looked at himself, but he had nothing on him except a basket vest, a flower pants, and a pair of flip-flops, because it was Sunday at home to watch the store, and he didn't even wear underwear.

"Hell, isn't my business scope just a small shop? Why are you still asking me? I also made a game system prompt sound, and I really know how to play. Xu Lai was confused, not knowing who was joking with him.

"Ding, the business scope has been determined to be a small store, please name the store by the host."

This time Xu Lai really heard it clearly, this voice did not come from his ears, but from his head.

Xu Lai covered his head, thinking that he was hallucinating, he seriously suspected that there was something wrong with his head, what was the problem with his brain? Cerebral thrombosis? Brain cancer? Xu Lai shivered for a while, it couldn't be brain cancer, right?

"Ding, ask the host to name the shop again."

At this moment, the noon news broadcast: "The following is a brief news, the computing power of China's Yinhe No. 1 mainframe computer has exceeded one billion times, and Chief Engineer Li Chengren was interviewed by our station,......

"Damn, it's endless, right, you have to ask me even a name, what's big, what's the wind called, well, it's called the Milky Way." Xu Lai was angry and full of panic, he must have some strange disease.

"Ding, the host will name the store Milky Way, and reconfirm whether it is named Milky Way."

"Yes, yes, boss, please don't ding, I'll never play games again." Xu Lai covered his head and wanted to rub it.

"Ding, the Galaxy Store has been established, and now it is starting to notify the nearby Immortal Yuan Ring, and the notification radius is 50,000 light years."

Xu Lai didn't know what to say anymore, he was sick, and it was very serious.

With a "snap", Xu Lai jumped up violently.

"Stinky boy, where are you squatting on tuba? was still shocked", Lao Xu kicked Xu Lai's ass.

"Damn, Lao Xu, I'm about to die, you still slap my head, are you your own father." Xu Lai said with an unhappy face.

"What is not dead, Lao Tzu sees you jumping around, very good." Lao Xu wanted to whip him again, but Xu Lai hurriedly dodged it.

"Hey, Lao Xu, you have a femininity." Xu Lai smelled a fragrance on Lao Xu's body, like catching a stealing cat.

", dare to make fun of your old man, have you eaten?" Lao Xu said with a blank face.

"Yo, you are beautiful in your arms, you have eaten and drunk enough, and finally remembered that you have a son?" Xu Lai said with a sly smile.

"I'll whip you up again. Get out of the way and eat. "Lao Xu raised his leg is a kick. Xu Lai hurriedly jumped away, went to the store and turned out a box of hot and sour beef noodles, walked to the middle of the store, and soaked it.

Lie down on the cramped bed and wait for noodles to be eaten.

Lying on the bed, thinking about the content of the auditory hallucinations just now, Xu came to a chill, thinking that if I die, what will Lao Xu do? I still have to let Lao Xu get that underground lover to the surface as soon as possible, and it is best to get married. People are like this, they always like to think about the bad place, and after thinking about the first step, they have the second step, the third step, and then they get into a dead end, and they are out of control.

In this star city, Xu Lai and Lao Xu have been dependent on each other for more than ten years, and when Xu Lai felt that he was about to die, the first thing he thought of was what Lao Xu should do in the future.

Xu Lai still has the shadow of a woman vaguely in his mind, and now he can't remember clearly, Lao Xu said that his mother was dead, but Xu Lai vaguely didn't believe it, but he didn't have any information, Lao Xu hadn't taken him back to his hometown for a long time. After moving around all these years, some of the previous things are long gone.

Xu Lai once asked, but Old Xu didn't say it. Gradually, he stopped asking. Anyway, he and Lao Xu are not bad, they are full and full, and they only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals.