Act-2

"Guoguo, you!" Jiang Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly, hoping to throw the rice grains away, but his clothes were high-necked, and then, the rice grains all went into his clothes along the neckline.

Qianqian and Guoguo smiled back and forth, but in the end, they still didn't forget Jiang Xiaoxian's guest, and Qianqian pulled Guoguo off his shoulder.

She smiled and said to Guoguo: "Grandma also bought a little hamster for Guoguo, let's go play with the hamster together, let your father entangle with the guests." ”

"Well, come on, Dad, you must make money today." Guoguo took a sip and kissed Jiang Xiaoxian's forehead, and there was a fragrance of rice and eggs on his forehead.

"Well, Dad must have lied this time...... Ah, make money, and when the time comes, accompany Guoguo to the amusement park, okay? Jiang Xiaoxian stood up and patted the dust on his body, it was not obvious when he was lying on his stomach, and when he stood up, he found that he should be more than one meter and eight, this one is one of the best in this commercial street.

"When the time comes, bring Aunt Qianqian, and Aunt Meimei."

"Uh-huh, bring them all." Jiang Xiaoxian smiled and stroked her hair, "Go play." ”

He walked slowly, trying to make himself look imposing, and only when the first impression gave the client a sense of oppression was he able to gain the upper hand in the negotiation.

That's what he learned in anime and manga.

Jiang Xiaoxian walked to the edge of the counter and looked at the whole audience at a glance, and then he found out, found a wild Kangna sauce?

The little white horns and purple gradient hair, the ethnic style of service, and most importantly, the small thick legs. It's like Conor Kamui in the real world!

Do you think Jiang Xiaoxian is surprised?

Joke! (At this time, the automatic brain makes up for Zeng Xiaoxian's sloppy expression when he said this word.) ）

"Connor-chan, what's wrong, is there anything you want to buy? Would you like to buy something from me? Jiang Xiaoxian smiled, he tried his best to make his expression look soft, the Kang Na chan in front of him was a real dragon sister. The last time Connor-chan came to the store to buy a notebook for three times the price outside, his store was almost demolished by Thor.

Yes, that's right, Thor is there, and her family lives not far from here, and he often sees Thor out on the street to buy groceries. That day, I was really hungry and obsessed with the devil to cheat Sister Long's money.

"Everything is on sale, look at this pencil, it has a cute kitten head on it. Want it? As long as you buy two notebooks and a figure, you can give it away for free, you heard it right, it's free of charge. Want it? Jiang Xiaoxian picked up a cute pencil at hand and tempted Connor, he was sure that Connor liked cute things, and in the end, she would definitely buy it.

"But this pen is outdated, and my classmates didn't use it last month." Kang Na spoke, but it was like a sharp sword stabbing at Jiang Xiaoxian's body.

What the? It's outdated? That profiteer, actually gave me outdated stationery, I don't know that in the children's circle, everyone is very fashionable?

"Connor-chan, what about this, this is the pen at the bottom of the box." Jiang Xiaoxian rummaged through the counter, and finally found his "treasure of the town store", a pen with a quack pattern! This is the last resort he used to hang Bilibili's sister, since it is so popular among middle school students, why not blow up the pot in the circle of primary school students?

Hahahaha, I'm just so witty.

"I don't have any money with me, Thor said that Xiaolin is going to work overtime today, let me go to your store to find a few toys to play with, I don't want to buy anything." Connor continued, her eyes flashing with two lights, and she had spotted something that seemed to be fun.

"Don't eat it! That's my wife! Jiang Xiaoxian also found the place where her eyes were staring, and he screamed, that is the empress, one of his most precious wives, if it falls into the hands of Kang Na, it will definitely be broken, no, it is broken.

"It's Connor-chan, let's play with the little hamster, don't bother that idiot in business, have you eaten? There are also extra rice balls and octopus sausages. Let's eat together. Qianqian heard the sound and walked out, only to find that the so-called guest was actually Kang Na Chan, Jiang Xiaoxian, that bastard, let him fend for himself, such a cute little girl's money can bear to cheat, it's really heartbreaking.

"Wow, Machia Eight Bitters, Guoguo, hello." Kang Na Chan followed Qianqian into the back room, and in the storefront in the front hall, Jiang Xiaoxian was the only one left.

Listening to their laughter and laughter, as well as words praising the deliciousness of the food from time to time, Jiang Xiaoxian was about to collapse, he was about to starve to death.

He hasn't eaten anything since Qianqian came to feed him at noon yesterday.

"Goo-goo"

The stomach screamed uncontrollably, really, why didn't there be a guest.

After coming here for so long, Jiang Xiaoxian also understands the urine nature of the wind chimes in the grocery store, that is, it will only ring when the fantasy character appears in his store.

After the ring, he can do business with these people and earn their money.

But ah, I haven't seen any other characters in their anime here except for Thor and Kobayashi Connor, whether it's the horrible wife with big breasts, or the dead house where bags under your eyes are dragging to the ground.

Suddenly, the wind chimes rang again, Jiang Xiaoxian raised his head, his eyes widened again, this is really a place where any character can appear. However, who can find such a remote shop for him except for Xiao Lin and the others who live here?

"Hello and welcome, is there anything you can help with?" Anyway, this guy is here, this realm will be safe, Jiang Xiaoxian unconsciously used honorifics to him.

"Ah, that, my, that shower is broken, do you have the same?" The bald man asked. He scratched his head with his right hand and grabbed a shower with his left hand, looking a little embarrassed.

"Yes, yes, please wait, I'll bring it to you later." Although it's called a grocery store, there really isn't such a thing as a shower, Jiang Xiaoxian suddenly remembered that he didn't water the flowers himself, but he had bought a cartoon shower in the style of SpongeBob SquarePants for Guoguo to play with.

Now as long as God takes it unknowingly and sells it to him, he can successfully make money, and maybe he can even have a good relationship with the bald guy.

You ask me, why are you so sure that he is a big guy when you see that he is bald? Get rid of, you look at people's white cloaks, you look at people's red gloves, you look at people's yellow sweatshirts.

What performance artist would dress like this and go to the store to buy something?

Who else is there besides Big Saitama ? You tell me, who else?