Chapter 84: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
On the other side of the bridge, there were four or five dead people, and the death was extremely strange. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info And what makes me even more indignant is that these people are locals!
Oh yes! These straight thieves must be taking our compatriots to go to the thunder! If there is no danger, they will pass, and it is not their people who will die if there is danger. Mother, your life is human life, but Lao Tzu's is not?
If you get out of trouble later, you must ask the monkey to modify the Qimen Dunjia in this place and kill all these bastards here.
We are all held hostage, and there is no freedom to speak of. But the other party seemed to be waiting for something, except for a few who watched over us, they were just sitting and smoking and chatting.
Knowing that I was a fool, the guard of the person behind me also let go of a lot.
I sat in front of Ah Xue again and again, rested my feet on her lap, took out dry food, and spat and ate a lot!
Now these guys are all stupid for me, and I'm just stupid to the end. The more I look like each other, the less wary they are of me.
Ah Xue seems to have learned a lesson in the wormhole, although there are only a dozen people who went to the ground this time, but no one has been lost, at most they have been injured.
And there are still forty or fifty people on the other side, but I know that I have lost a dozen in the aisle.
There are many people on the other side, and they can't touch it hard, so they can only pull out the old man's head first, and those little minions don't dare to move.
While pretending to be stupid, pay attention to who the other party's boss is.
Xue frowned and pushed my feet to the ground. I giggled and put my foot on her lap again. I thought to myself, if I don't eat her tofu at this time, when will I eat it? Normally, if I dared to do this, she might have beaten me.
When the bag of dry food was full of saliva from me, I brought it to Ah Xue and asked, "Big beauty, do you want to eat?" She looked at me in disgust and said, "I'm sick to death, take it away!" ”
"How can it be disgusting?" I smirked and leaned over, the body fragrance on her body was clearly audible.
Li Yiqi's face turned green and he glared at me viciously.
I don't know what the reason is, looking at his expression of wanting to kill me but can't, Yile in my heart for no reason, it turns out that it is so cool to be jealous.
He almost jumped to his feet and shouted, "You pretend! You pretend! You continue to pretend...... You think I don't know......"
Ah Xue kicked him with a straight face: "Do you say I'm you?" I just like to pretend to be pure, what's wrong? I tell you, don't give me a cheap mouth, or I won't be able to spare you! ”
Ah Xue's words are warning Li Yiqi, let him not expose me for pretending to be stupid, otherwise...... Belch? I still don't think about what Ah Xue will do to him.
Seeing that he ate and couldn't spit it out, I was really happy.
I sniffed my fingers and looked at the two of them and smiled. I turned my head to the man with the gun behind Ah Xue, handed the bag of dry food to him, and said humbly, "Do you want to eat?" ”
He looked at me impatiently and burst out in English: Goout!
My English reading is good, but my listening is not very good, but I still hear this sentence.
Scold me? How dare you scold me? Don't think I don't understand what you're saying.
All right! I'll leave you alone for now.
I looked at the position of the yellow-bearded man, and he seemed to be in a high position here, and he was the boss of the gang. He was talking to someone. This man has a mustache and speaks fluent Japanese.
I don't know Japanese, but Japanese is derived from kanji. If you really want to talk about it, Chinese characters are their ancestors. Although many readings are different nowadays, whether it is Japanese or not can be heard by a Chinese person as soon as he hears it, although he does not know what the other party is talking about.
I took the bag of dry food and asked all the way, "Do you eat it?" Do you eat or not? ...... "Someone just shook their hand, someone laughed and didn't say anything, and someone kicked me in the ass."
Secretly annoyed in his heart, he looked at this person, who seemed to be also Japanese, and said coldly in blunt Chinese: "Chinese, they are really fools!" It was so before, and it is still so! ”
As soon as he said this, Xiao Ruo and the others looked at him angrily, but they all dared to be angry and did not say anything. They all know that they can't make trouble now, the key is to watch me. As long as I get my hands on it later, it's not too late to settle accounts with this person.
Oh yes! Lao Tzu remembers you. My face was still full of stupidity, but I could see a long scar under this man's ear!
I continued to walk up to the yellowbeard, and the same sentence: "Do you want to eat?" ”
He shook his head, his eyes swept over the Miao knife on my waist, he was stunned for a moment, and said to me with a smile: "Little brother, your knife is good!" Show me! ”
Oh yes! The eyes of this dog day stared at the treasure, and he saw at a glance that this Miao knife was a good knife.
I'm pretending to be stupid now, but I'm not stupid, these people can come here, I'm afraid that no one is good. Is there any room for my sword to be returned in their hands?
With a dry cough, I straightened my chest and abdomen, touched the knife on my waist, and said arrogantly: "Of course this knife is good!" This is what my father spent nine hundred and eighty-one days to build for me. My father said, it's not such a good knife! It's not worthy of my handsomeness! ”
By this time, the gang had basically lowered their guard against me, and they all turned their heads to me and wanted to have fun with me. Including Ah Xue, the people behind them have all relaxed their vigilance against Ah Xue!
When they heard this, they immediately laughed out loud, and one of them said, "Because you stupid boy is not worthy of this knife!" ”
The time is coming!
I pulled out the Miao knife with a swoop, aimed the blade at Yellowbeard, and said with a sad face: "But this knife didn't strike!" My father said he was afraid that I would cause trouble! And he said that this knife can't be sharpened either! Something will happen after the strike! ”
The yellow-bearded man was intrigued and asked, "Why not?" ”
"Because this knife is made of plastic!"
Rumble......
Hearing this, the men laughed again.
Ah Xue, who has never liked to laugh, can't help laughing, and the monkey is also a hero.
Anyway, the lights are dim here, and I can blow it no matter how I want, and they can't tell if it's plastic.
Yellowbeard smiled and said, "Little brother's sword!" It's made for you again! I won't look at it! ”
The mustache next to him snorted coldly and sneered: "Bluff me, it turns out to be just a child's plaything!" ”
"No!" I was angry, pretending to be red-faced and red-eared: "My father said, this is the fastest knife in the world!" He usually doesn't let me use it, saying that the husband is not guilty, and he is guilty! If you underestimate me, I'll let you see the history of the world's first knife! ”
Yellowbeard shook his head and just smiled, but the mustache next to him snorted coldly and looked at me with disdain.
I took a horse step and shouted: "The first move: there will be a time when the wind and waves will be long, and the clouds will sail into the sea!" ”
Where do I know what moves? Now it's a chop. In order to show that I was stupid, I deliberately tripped myself, fell on my back, and hit myself on the forehead with the back of a knife.
I can only take the back of the knife, and if it is a blade, my head will be gone.
The men laughed again. I stood up and said, "Don't laugh! My father said that I am very talented, and I have something that ordinary people can't reach, and this knife just now is to turn the knife method into a thief knife! Next, I will let you see the real experience! ”
"Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!"
I yelled, turned and slashed towards the guardrail. Of course, there was no force, and if it did, the stone guardrail would have been cut off.
And the name of my move is also to remind Ah Xue that I am going to do it.
turned around, also to block the sight of these people.
After the knife fell, he pretended to be stunned, and then wiped his eyes and cried: "Daddy lied to me!" Daddy lied to me! How did this knife roll? Old uncle, can you help me see, does my knife want to sleep? Does it want to rest? Is it tired? ”
If there are no tears, just squeeze hard! Anyway, I'm a fool now, and no one will take it seriously.
I carried the Miao knife and ran towards the yellow beard and the mustache while crying. Now they are directly unwary of me.
When I got closer, I took advantage of the gap to wipe my tears and looked at Ah Xue, and she nodded imperceptibly.
I held the knife in both hands so that I could restrain both of them at the same time.
While still crying, "Daddy lied to me......"
The mustache was impatient and wanted to walk away.
My eyes froze, how could I let him go away?
Leap forward, and the Miao knife is horizontal, and it is on the necks of two people at the same time!
There was silence all around.
Except for a few people such as Ah Xue and Monkey, everyone was stunned!