Don't let this uncle get behind the wheel, he went crazy, and even the car was shaking.

Excerpt from "The Career of Schumacher"

"Master, I'm so hungry!"

At the front is Bob the Minion, who is whining at his master, a big white chicken in jeans.

"Don't complain, I'm hungry too!" Time Chicken Xiao Ming's stomach is also drumming, since the spaceship crashed, he has fled here with the bearded uncle.

"Don't worry, guys, there will be a way." Huang Huifeng took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack.

In front of him is an endless desert, Huang Hui Feng is a little depressed in his heart, the living environment of this planet should not be so bad, from the top of the spaceship, the area of the ocean accounts for more than half, where there is water, there will be a temperature difference, and the rainfall will not be less than that of the earth.

The biggest possibility is that the meadows and forests have been eaten by the rabbits.

Huang Huifeng couldn't help but be dumbfounded, how many rabbits are there on this planet.

The Spartan Minions are a race that does not go hungry, and when they are hungry, they have no strength, and if it weren't for the fact that their owners have been taking the lead and insisting, they would have rolled into a ball of sunbathing in the sun.

"Hey, big rooster, isn't that space of yours capable of managing time and space? How easy it is to change into a car. ”

During the meeting, Huang Huifeng heard Dean Li Ke talk about his other identity.

Dedicated to adopting travelers from the turbulence of time and space.

Xiao Ming tightened his belt: "What you said is lightweight, he is just a small clerk, he has a lot of work, and he has no commission." I work overtime when others take vacations. The mortgage was not paid off, and the insurance was paid by myself, but fortunately I didn't have to pay for parking because I couldn't afford to buy a car. And the boss who only knows how to squeeze employees, I'll tell you, that Icarus。。。。。 ”

Huang Huifeng immediately interrupted the big rooster's complaint: "I know, I know, she likes to eat chicken wings and has always wanted to make you into a cola chicken." ”

This big rooster who can only talk has a problem, that is, he likes to complain, and he spit out bitterness to Huang Huifeng along the way, so that Huang Huifeng began to reflex as soon as he heard him speak.

"Look, there's an oasis up ahead."

Huang Hui Feng looked at it, and sure enough, there was indeed an oasis not far away.

It can't be a mirage.

But whether it's true or not, it's worth a look.

The dawn of hope is always a reassuring pill to motivate the fighting spirit.

A group of people couldn't help but speed up the march.

What makes Huang Huifeng very comfortable is that this time is not a mirage.

The area of the oasis is not large, but there are several towering trees that bear moon-shaped fruits.

There is a large lake in the oasis, which occupies eighty percent of the oasis.

The first reason the group ran to the oasis was to jump in and take a bath.

The water temperature was just right, neither lukewarm nor hot, and it was the first time that Huang Huifeng felt that taking a bath was such a pleasant thing.

The fruit on the top of the moon tree is called the Kuraja fruit, which is edible, and tastes a bit like an orange, a little sour.

In a situation like this, there is no room for picky eating.

Led by Bob, the Minions set up a long ladder and threw the Kulajia fruits down one by one.

Huang Huifeng tasted it and felt that the taste was very good, and the water of this fruit was very sufficient, and it could solve the problem of water on the way.

Finally able to take a rest, Huang Huifeng cocked Erlang's legs and lay down on the spot, looking at the scorching double star above his head, he couldn't believe that he was on a planet 8 billion kilometers away from the earth.

Fortunately, I also know some magic, and I didn't hit the ground with my face when I fell, and my handsome face had to seduce a woman from a good family.

Just when Huang Huifeng didn't have a word of nonsense, Time Chicken found out what he had discovered.

Xiao Ming shouted at Huang Huifeng: "Oh no, the radar shows that there are imperial troops approaching here." ”

Huang Huifeng disagreed, we are also a part of the Imperial Army, our own people.

Wait, it seems that our mission is to secretly form an alliance with the Great Elder so that the inside and outside can join forces to attack the Zichuan Empire.

That means the operation is a secret.

It's not good, the people of the Imperial Army didn't know that there was such an assault team.

Huang Huifeng calmly analyzed: "Let's hide first, the armor on our body has the ability to resist radar jamming, and those gorillas won't be able to find us for a while, and everything will be done when the opportunity arises." ”

"But there's nowhere to hide."

Huang Huifeng pointed to the water.

Xiao Ming shook his head into an alarm clock: "No, people can't swim." ”

"Then explain to the orangutans why we're still here."

"Don't be afraid, master, we can make a snorkel out of reeds."

It has to be said that Bob's IQ is the highest among these Minions.

It's a good idea, there are some aquatic plants in the lake, hiding in it, the people of the Imperial Army must not think of it.

So, everyone looked for the reed poles.

In about half an hour, the armored vehicles of the Imperial Army drove here.

There were eight ape-men who came down, and it looked like these Imperial soldiers were transporting supplies.

The ape-man first glanced around, and when he saw that there was nothing unusual, he began to draw water.

"It's so hot in this place, and those rabbits can really hide. We've been bombing indiscriminately for three days, and still no rabbit has come up, and the patience is very strong. ”

The ape-man sitting closest to Huang Huifeng kept complaining.

The ape-man who was with him smiled: "Don't complain, the order from above must find the Great Elder of the Rabbit Star People, by the way, have you heard of Dragon Ball?" ”

"What is Dragon Ball?"

"I didn't know that I heard that collecting seven would grant a wish, and it was the magic of the Nameks."

"But this is Nami."

"Don't you know, this was originally Namek, but the original owners have moved to other galaxies."

"Forget it, it's useless to inquire about this, the water is so clear, and I suddenly want to take a bath."

The Time Chicken under the water began to panic, and a series of bubbles came out of its mouth.

Huang Huifeng immediately patted him and signaled him to calm down.

Looking at the armored vehicles on the ground, Huang Huifeng had a very bold idea.

Huang Huifeng took out the memo from his backpack, which was a nano-synthetic writing board that could be written under any conditions without fading.

I think we can do a big deal.

Xiao Ming immediately wrote: What do you mean.

We can secretly drive away the armored vehicles of these people.

But we don't have any equipment.

Huang Huifeng thought about it: The little Minions can be up to this task, and they will attack the West.

Bob said he could do it.

As the ape soldier took off his pants, Bob poked his head out and hugged his feet tightly.

"Smack"

The hapless Imperial soldier was taken off the water.

"There's something in the water!"

The rest of the ape-men began to realize what was going on underwater, and they raised their light guns and fired into the water.

For a time, the water was splashing.

The ape-man who had fallen into the water soon floated up, his eyes were furious, and there were more than a dozen fist-sized holes in his body, and he couldn't die anymore.

In fact, Bob and the other Minions didn't hold him down, he was shot and killed by his companions who were in dire need of recharge for their IQ.

On the other side of the shore, Huang Huifeng and Xiao Ming had already sneaked into the interior of the armored car.

Because of the suddenness of the incident, the door did not close.

Huang Huifeng sat in excitedly.

Armored car Huang Huifeng has seen it on video, and military vehicles are all automatic transmissions, which are much easier to drive than manual transmissions.

The Empire's armored vehicles are no exception, but they are not driven by diesel, but by light particles, but the principle is the same, nothing more than the brakes and accelerator.

But it's very troublesome to start, because the text on it is not in English.

Time Chicken has a clever suggestion.

Just press all the buttons to one side.

Dead horses are dead horse doctors, and the Minions won't be able to drag on for long, and these stupid big guys will quickly realize that this is a trap.

So the two teases played the piano happily together.

The Imperial soldiers quickly noticed this, and when they turned around, goosebumps suddenly fell to the ground.

But seeing that the armored car was fully armed, it was aimed at himself.

"Boom"

The Imperial soldiers who were blown up into the form of a child would not understand to death why the good armored vehicles would open fire on their own.

Huang Huifeng has begun to familiarize himself with the operation of armored vehicles, this guy has a strong affection for speed and passion, as long as he holds the steering wheel, he will turn on the rampage mode.

When all the Minions got into the car, Huang Huifeng kicked the accelerator, and the armored car was gone.