"Turtle - Wave - Qi - Gong"

"Wave!"

A white wave of qi power shot out from the turtle immortal's hand.

In front was a huge bowl-shaped container, and at the other end of the container, the barrels of countless anti-aircraft guns.

The turtle immortal made a wave, and continued to accumulate strength.

"Turtle - Wave - Qi - Gong"

"Wave!"

Turtle wave qigong is a stunt created by the turtle immortal's eldest brother, turtle immortal, when using it with both hands to synthesize calyx, put the calyx hand on the waist, and gather a ball of light in the palm of both hands. It is fired as a blue light bullet and usually has a tail, like a shooting star.

In addition to having a divination mother-in-law who loves money, Mr. Wu Tian also has a younger brother who has never met a few times throughout the year.

The turtle immortal is different from his brother, Mr. Wu Tian carries the turtle on his back, and he is the whole person in the turtle shell.

In the original words of the turtle immortals: put it on and move more dry and neat, and you don't even need to wear briefs, so it's not cool.

After sending this wave, the turtle immortal's head was full of sweat.

This was the fifth wave of Turtle Sect Qigong that he launched in a row, and his body began to be unable to support it.

"Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Takeda, let's take a saliva! Boom"

It was a little girl with rabbit ears standing up who spoke.

The Nami are a group of lively and cute rabbit people.

"How many magic beans do we have left?" The turtle immortal took the water bottle and took a sip of it.

"Teacher, we only have seven magic beans left."

Gurgle is a rabbit earth magical girl.,Like to eat carrots.,Usually like to gather around the turtle immortals.,Listen to the turtle immortals tell stories outside.。

The turtle immortal wiped his mouth: "If it is all used to restore my physical strength, I can store 35 rounds of turtle sect qigong, but the fleet of the Zichuan Empire has camouflage invisibility, and no amount of turtle sect qigong will just delay time." ”

"Gurgle, the elders are ready, only the damned orangutans have landed here, and we'll bury them all into carrots with earth magic."

Giggle glee's big eyes flashed, and he squeezed his little pink fist fiercely.

"Mom and Dad were captured by those big bad guys, I must save Mom and Dad."

The turtle immortal touched her head: "Don't worry, with my turtle immortal, no one can bully you." ”

"Well, the turtle fairy is great!"

The turtle fairy was about to say something to make the little rabbit happy, when a hurried footstep came.

"Is Takeda-sensei here?"

The turtle immortal suddenly came to his senses: "Yes, the front line is like this now." ”

Sierra is a bunny girl with a proud figure (don't think too much about the bunny girl), and the tall mountain peaks give the turtle fairy the motivation to move forward.

"The front line is under the Takeda-sensei, your turtle faction qigong, those orangutans will not be able to break through for a while, but the corgi has found an imperial patrol boat, no enemy has been found inside, it may have infiltrated, and there is a Kidd battleship that has broken through the atmosphere, this guy is covered with a thick shading system, our system is difficult to track, however, the elders have begun to start a magic array at their pre-landing location."

Serra is not a loser who studied broadcasting, and such a noisy report is like eating grapes without spitting out grape skins.

Serra finished speaking solemnly, only to find the white-bearded old man in front of him staring at his chest.

"Ahem, ahem!"

As a front-line commander general, he can be so indecent.

"Don't cough cough cough, the old man already knows, you let me think about countermeasures first, well."

The turtle immortal touched his chin and began to think about countermeasures.

At this time, Giggle came over, stood on tiptoe and whispered a few words into the ear of the turtle immortal.

"Yes, yes, yes, and the old man guessed well, white is the purest color, uh, hard work, giggles, wait a minute, I'll give you the story of Ali Baba and forty weasels."

Serra suddenly felt something whizz from under her skirt.

When I looked down, I couldn't help but feel ashamed.

A fist-sized snail was looking at itself with its large, slender eyes.

"Nasty!"

The angry iron fist took the initiative to attack, and the snail turned into a shining meteor at this time.

Giggles and smiled, and as soon as her pink palm opened, the snail just now was actually in her hand, but the size became the size of an ant.

Serra suddenly became angry: "Gurgle, you have used earth magic to help this old man again, how many times have you told you, this Wang Eight Immortals is unreliable, aren't you afraid that he will teach you badly!" ”

The turtle immortal immediately retorted: "What teach bad or not, you see what you said so ugly, why do you have such a fierce face, no wonder you can't get married now." ”

What Serra hates the most is that others say that she can't get married.

A stone wall rises to the ground and falls.

"Don't do this, I know it's wrong,! Give me a magic bean! Ahhh ”

The turtle immortal was lying dizzy in the pile of stone wall fragments at this time.

Giggling touched the bulge on the head of the turtle immortal, and giggled happily.

Serra felt that it was not the right choice for the elder to put the power of the front-line leadership in the hands of this Wang Ba Immortal.

After all, this old man doesn't know anything except a few qigong waves.

Dividing line

Li Ke was motionless in the bomb crater, and the dirt on his body integrated him with his surroundings.

In this original artillery base far from the battlefield, except for him and Kurosaki, Leng Qingxue, there is no living thing.

Not even a single mouse.

In fact, Nami didn't have rats in the first place.

Some are just little rabbits all over the mountains.

This small hill has an endless jungle, which can temporarily provide efficient cover for Li Ke and the others.

"I don't believe in that exorcist uncle anymore, MMP, let's not talk about driving the spaceship as a racing car, doesn't he know that this car has a device called brakes."

Li Ke spat out the dirt on his mouth fiercely and turned his head: "How is it, is the signal connected?" ”

Kurosaki was struggling to shake an old-fashioned hand-cranked phone.

Li Ke felt that the Federation had been regressing over the years, and in what era did he still use a hand-cranked phone, and he could shake the signal until the monkey year and the month had gone.

Leng Qingxue on the side was extremely calm, and she looked like she wanted to speak and stopped.

"OK, finally connected! This is a signal band that can directly contact the Elders of the Rabbit Planet. ”

Kurosaki clenched his fists excitedly.

Li Ke looked at the smoky positions not far away, and felt that it was really a miracle that he could be alive.

First, there was a thrilling landing, then huge boulders fell from the sky everywhere, and there were circles of stone walls rising from the ground.

The report said that the rabbit people would use earth-based magic, Li Ke just took it for granted that it was just some stone walls and stones, but he didn't expect to be able to overcontrol the boulder falling from the sky, this superpower, fighting on the ground is simply self-defeating.

Li Ke and his entourage were the front-line assault team that jumped directly into the pit.

Accompanying the army were:

Leng Qingxue, Li Ke, Kurosaki, Nanali, Sophia, and Time Chicken and Minions.

Forgot one, the unreliable middle-aged man Huang Huifeng.

Nanali and Sophia were separated during the assault on the stone wall, and the reason why the time chicken and his entourage were separated is very puzzling.

They are lost.

If you follow Li Ke's ass, you will also get lost, and there is no one left.

Breaking through the layers of stone walls, Li Ke found that only the three of them were together, and the rest were separated.

The high erected stone wall caused a certain disturbance in the geomagnetic field, and the quartz telephone in Li Ke's hand could not find a signal.

Only a hand-cranked phone with an automatic cruise controller can avoid this interference.

"Dear interstellar traveler, here is the Nami Star SOS Help Desk, how can I help you?"

Kurosaki calmed down and began to say the contact code.

"I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about, if you need manual service, please shake 1, if you need to listen to the highway if there is a traffic jam, please shake 2.If you need to listen to the news, please shake 3, if you need to order a song, please shake 4, if you need police services, please shake 5, if you need to face to face with the great elder, please shake 6."

"6, block shake 6!" 、

Li Ke saw that the signal grid was jumping up and down, very unstable.

"If you need to know about the life of the Great Elder, please shake 1, if you need to vote, please shake 2, if you need to cheer for the Great Elder, please shake 3, and if you need to directly face to face with the Great Elder, please shake 4."

Li Ke felt a fly spinning in his ear.

"Three, shake three."

Kurosaki continued to shake it three times.

"If you want to have a family relationship with the Great Elder, please shake 1, if you want to ask the Great Elder to be a matchmaker, please shake 2, if you want the Great Elder to support the business plan, please shake 3, and if you want to tell the Great Elder about political encounters, please shake 4."

Now it was a bunch of flies circling around Li Ke's brain.

“4！ This time it will definitely work! Kurosaki said firmly.

"Hello, I'm Grand Elder Gray, I'm not free now, please leave a message if you have something. Please say your message after three beeps on the phone! ”

"Fuck you!"

Kurosaki stomped on the hand-cranked telephone.

The flies in his head were finally gone, and Li Ke felt that his whole body was relaxing.

ps: Inside the light energy messenger, a little Lori who likes to eat carrots and rides a snail, full of childhood memories, uh, exposed age.