Chapter 545: I Want to Pump Him, What Should I Do?

Xu Mu's words just fell.

The middle-aged monk, who was sleeping in a daze, immediately woke up with a spirit.

What? You're going to be a glorious city guard soldier?

Glorious...

City Guard soldiers?

Hold the grass, in the city of the Emperor of Heaven, the city guards are a group of dispensable existences, with the Emperor of Heaven in charge, they also need the city guards to do bird eggs? Every day at work, in addition to bragging on the city wall, it is to walk back and forth, what? Discipline is loose, there will be danger? Hahaha, this sentence is really funny.

When did the city guards become glorious warriors?

Brother, are you here to be funny?

The middle-aged monk didn't know how many roars flashed in his heart at this moment, but even if he didn't dare to think about it, the middle-aged monk had a faint sense of pride.

Once upon a time, he also admired the City Guards, but it wasn't until he joined the big dye vat of the City Guards that he knew that the City Guards were a group of dispensable people.

If the Heavenly Court Establishment is one hand, the City Guard is the little fingernail on that little little thumb!

Several of the other monks in the registration office straightened their backs, their eyes shining.

This goods, saying this about their city guards, are they here to find fault, this goods is talking the opposite, right?

Xu Mu knocked on the table again, blinked and asked, "Brother, do you recruit people here?" If you want to recruit people, I'll sign up!"

The middle-aged monk took a deep breath, stretched his head forward, and said in a deep voice, "Fellow Daoist, do you really want to join the City Guards?

Xu Mu pouted and smiled.

Then he waved his hand and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, "Heh, the Heavenly Court Guards, it's a good thing to say, it's a guard, it's a group of dog legs, I spend the sky looking down on them the most, it's them, relying on their own masters, acting as a prestige, bullying ordinary monks, they are actually the moths of the Heavenly Court, the shame of the Heavenly Court, where are they like our city guards, silently defending the Heavenly Emperor City, but what did we say?" There is nothing, during the day, we are on the city wall, watching the hustle and bustle, at night, we are still standing on the city wall, looking into the distance at night, carefully preparing to dedicate ourselves to defending the Heavenly Emperor City, this is the hero, not the fake hero of the Heavenly Court Guard!"

"I'm just going to join the City Guards, if I join the Heavenly Court Guards, please let me die!"

Xu Mu was impassioned.

The middle-aged monk was stunned.

The other city guards at the registration office were stunned.

Hold the grass! I wipe! I wiped it! It turned out... It turns out that there is such a big difference between us and the Heavenly Court Guard!

That's right! What bullshit Heavenly Court Guards? Do they know how big the city is? Do they know how many monks come in and out of the city in a day? They know how to eat, drink, and make a fortune, and they know how many of them are moths of the Heavenly Court!

The middle-aged monk and the others were excited, looking at Xu Mu with soft eyes.

Xu Mu smiled secretly in his heart, and said, "Brothers, I don't know if I am qualified to join the City Guards? If not, please tell me, I will work hard to improve myself, even if I die, I will die on the way to join the City Guards!"

Damn!

The middle-aged monk's eyes turned red, and his voice roared hoarsely, "Qualifications? Where else do you need qualifications, brother, from now on, you will be a glorious city guard soldier!"

Xu Mu looked pleased, "My life's wish has finally been achieved, congratulations!"

But.

At this moment, there was a sudden loud laugh outside, "Hahaha, laugh at me, really laugh at me, I didn't expect to pass by here, I heard such a funny joke, glorious city guard soldiers? Hahahaha, it's so funny!"

The middle-aged monk and the other city guards instantly looked gloomy.

"Xu Shao'an!"

The middle-aged monk almost squeezed three words out of his teeth.

"That's right, it's me!"

Xu Shao'an stepped into the registration office, with a strong mockery on his face, and behind him were several members of the Heavenly Court Guards, all of whom looked disdainful.

"Liu Mazi, what you said just now, you have to whisper, fortunately I heard it, if it is heard by others, hahaha, wouldn't you have to laugh off many people's big teeth on the spot?"

Xu Shaoan teased strangely.

The middle-aged monk Liu Mazi shouted angrily with a gloomy face, "Xu Shao'an, this is not the registration place for your Heavenly Court Guard, you get out of here!"

Xu Shaoan flicked his sleeves and sneered, "Liu Mazi, I can only call you Liu Mazi when I can afford you Lao Tzu, I look down on you, Lao Tzu doesn't have you in his eyes, hum, tell you, Lao Tzu is now coming with Wang Dutong's order, let me get out? What kind of thing are you?"

Liu Mazi took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "What does Wang Dutong want to do?"

"I heard that the third team of your city guards has entered a batch of Jade King Kong, and that thing is just what our king wants to use, so you know..."

Xu Shaoan sneered, triumphant.

Liu Mazi said angrily, "That batch of Jade King Kong was exchanged from the Heavenly Court Treasury by our three teams at a great cost, and they are going to repair the city wall, what do you Wang Dutong want to do?"

Xu Shaoan sneered, "What do you care what we are going to do, hurry up and inform your all to take the goods, Wang Dutong said, this is a temporary loan, and when we have the goods, we will return you!"

Liu Mazi smiled angrily, "How many things have you borrowed from our city guards from your Heavenly Court Guards?"

Xu Shao'an's eyes were cold, and he sneered, "This is not something that you Liu Mazi can manage, don't talk nonsense, what, don't you want to give it? Okay, I'll go and tell Wang Dutong, and when the time comes, Lord Dutong will come in person, hum, when the time comes, see if you are all three teams, how to admit it obediently!"

Xu Shaoan was about to leave after speaking.

Liu Mazi was anxious.

Every time his own family meets Wang Dutong, they are all born inferior and low-voiced, and they are angry when they see them.

"You... Wait!"

Liu Mazi is going to get the Jade King Kong.

He didn't plan to tell the capital.

Because he knew that after telling his own capital, what could the capital-sama do except lose his temper?

The Heavenly Court Guards have been pressing the city guards for I don't know how many years, and they all say that the guards have equal official positions, and they directly suppress the city guards by one level!

There was no other result than self-inflicted humiliation.

The hearts of several city guards at the registration office trembled, and they clenched their fists, really wishing to punch this damn Xu Shao'an in the face!

However.

Just when Liu Mazi just turned around.

Xu Mu suddenly frowned and pointed at Xu Shao'an, and said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, who is this stupid person for?

(End of chapter)