Chapter Eighty-Seven: Baby for Wine
"Eat, you must be hungry, eat quickly." The dragon spirit found a bunch of delicious food and put it in front of Bakabaka, smiled flatteringly, and motioned for this rumored fungus villain to eat and drink to his heart's content.
Bakabaka looked at him with disgust, snorted coldly, folded his arms and turned his head, disdainful of the food on the ground.
Although he is small, his vicissitudes of life and the goatee under his chin indicate that he is not young, and his resolute expression also shows that he is a strong warrior who will never abandon his dignity for a little food.
It is said that Bakabaka, like all rumored fungus people, lives in a closed environment, has never seen other intelligent creatures, and has no concept of human beings.
Later, when he was a child, a group of humans suddenly invaded their home and wreaked havoc in an attempt to free the demons in the seal. The Rumors paid a very heavy price to defeat them, but they were also taken away by the humans as the demon hatchlings.
Since then, a lot of things have happened about humanity that pose a great threat to them. Since then, the people of the rumor have believed that humans are servants of evil spirits, a powerful, cunning, and evil race that is desperate for power.
This time, he tracked the demon to the vicinity of the human village, and he hid in the shadows to take a closer look, only to find that the human race in front of him seemed to be very different from what he had imagined.
These humans are busy building their own villages like ants, and like the rumors, they are industrious, brave, and love life, and no matter how you look at them, they have nothing to do with the servants of the demons.
And in addition to this human possessed by the demon, he couldn't find a trace of demonic aura on other humans using that treasure, which made him wonder.
After talking to the human wizard, Bakabaka understood why.
The human wizard told him that there are many, many human beings, and that they are divided into many tribes, and that most of the human beings are good, and only a very small number of human beings are bad.
The humans who invaded the home of the rumors were evil, and they were indeed servants of the demons, but the people in this village were all good humans who believed in the dragon god, and they were great good people.
Baka Baka knew that there were many human beings, unlike they had only one village.
He is a simple-minded rumor who does not know the sinister hearts of people, and with the thinking mode of the rumor, he will never doubt the truth or falsehood of other people's words, let alone doubt the words of a wizard.
After understanding, they are no longer hostile to the humans here. Except, of course, dragon spirits.
Seeing that he was respectful to the Great Wizard, but disgusted with himself, Long Jing was depressed, picked up the Great Wizard's wine gourd, and put it in his mouth and poured a big mouthful, regardless of whether the pig had licked it or not.
"Bastard, my wine!" The great wizard hurriedly snatched it, put the mouth of the gourd to his eyes, looked inside, and hurriedly stuffed it into his arms.
"Woo-click!" At this time, I heard Nabaka Baka suddenly scream.
When the dragon spirit looked at it, he saw that his nose was twitching vigorously, and his eyes were shining staring at the wine gourd in the great wizard's arms and swallowing saliva.
The dragon carefully moved, snatched the wine gourd again, and said to the furious wizard, "Wu Crow Gong, borrow your wine and return you two gourds later." ”
The Grand Wizard stopped talking, snorted and sat down again.
"Hmm, it's so fragrant!" The dragon spirit deliberately ignored Baka Baka, kept sipping the wine, and said with an intoxicated look.
Nabaka Barka was anxious like a monkey, scratching all over his body, and said a few words to the great wizard eagerly, and the great wizard knew the purpose of the dragon spirit, and also opened his hand to say that there was no way.
Bakabaka watched the evil human keep pouring delicious water into his mouth, and seeing that the gourd was about to be empty, he finally couldn't help but speak to the dragon spirit.
"He said he wanted to exchange a treasure for wine with you."
Long Jing said happily: "What a treasure." ”
Baka Baka ran to the eggshell, picked up the eggshell, and poured out a bunch of things, blow pipes, poison darts, stone knives, flints, ropes, etc., most of them were wild survival tools.
When Long Jing saw it, he couldn't help but smile in his heart: "What kind of treasure are these things." ”
Baka Bakaka sat there picking and choosing, and for a long time he looked pained, and picked out an emerald necklace tied with a thin leather cord, each of which was the size of a quail's egg.
"This is my most beloved treasure, passed down from my ancestors, how beautiful it is, how about exchanging it with you?"
Long Jing shook his head with a straight face, if it was absolutely changed in the future generations, at least a few million, but in ancient times, except for coaxing women, it was useless.
"Ahh Baka Baka was dumbfounded, apparently he only had such a precious thing.
He hesitated for a while, and when he saw that the dragon spirit was still drinking, he gritted his teeth, pointed to the eggshell and said, "I'll exchange this with you!" ”
The dragon spirit naturally knew that this eggshell could be called a treasure, but he knew that Baka Baka still had a treasure on his body that he might use, so he pretended to be disdainful and said: "What a treasure, it's just an eggshell, don't change it." ”
Baka Baka listened to the Great Wizard's translation, his face turned red, and he shouted loudly, "This is not an ordinary eggshell, it is called a painted shell shield, and it is the best protective shield in the world. ”
"The best?"
"That's right! Isn't it the best to be harder than it, not as hard as it is to be lighter than it? ”
"I'll tell you, the Painted Shell Shield is to be made from the eggshell of a Spinosaurus lizard that has not yet hatched, and we are going to take a big risk to steal the Spinosaurus lizard's egg. After that, it will take the wizard to cast spells for several years before it can be made into a painted shell shield. ”
"Our entire tribe only has a few painted shell shields, all of which are carefully guarded and easily not used. Because they were going to send me to complete the heavy task, they gave me one. ”
He said with a broken expression: "If everyone knows that I have exchanged this water for this kind of water with the treasure of the clan, I, I ...... I don't even have the face to go back. ”
"You still change it if you don't have the face to go back?" The dragon spirit snorted, held the wine gourd, and asked a little strangely, "Do you know what kind of water this is?" ”
Baka Baka swallowed and said, "Why don't you know? This water is called 'pulp', and it is something that only the gods can drink. ”
"The deity we worship, the Mother of the Wetlands, occasionally gives us a little pulp, and as the strongest warrior in the clan, I've had the privilege of drinking it a few times."
"Shh He sucked the saliva that flowed out, and said with envy in his eyes: "The dragon god you believe in must be very generous, and has given you so much 'pulp' that you can drink in a big gulp." ”
"Haha." Both the dragon spirit and the great wizard couldn't help but laugh out loud, but they still didn't change.
Bakabaka was anxious and angry, ashamed and greedy, his face turned blue and red, and the dragon spirit looked at it and smiled in his heart: "What a simple guy, I ask your wizard to dispel evil spirits, won't you use this threat?" ”
The intelligence of the foliophile is not low, but it is not as much as the human mind.
Baka Bakaka struggled inwardly for a long time before he lowered his head and said in a low voice: "There is another treasure, I, I ...... I can let you use it for a few days, in exchange for your wine. ”
"Sure enough, I earned you!" The dragon spirit was overjoyed, and said disapprovingly on the surface: "What is it?" Take it out and take a look. ”
Baka Baka picked up a fist-sized snail shell, and said with a twitch of muscle twitching on his face, "This is it." ”