The esophagus is tickling, itching so much that I can't help but laugh.

Shih Tzu immediately pressed me with his eyes and asked me not to laugh.

Why can't you laugh?

I glanced at the surroundings and saw that the tiger was as big as a cockroach and was dancing on the dog's head, which should also be itchy, and the dog didn't laugh. Not only did he not smile, but he closed his eyes slightly, looking like he was enjoying himself, as if he was immersed in beautiful music.

The fox held the chicken in his arms, but the chicken did not appreciate it and pecked off the fox's long whiskers one by one. Every time the fox pecks off a whisker, his mouth grins, as if to say, as long as you are happy, I will be happy to pin your happiness on my pain.

Is this fox too far-fetched?

Isn't that a forced smile?

No, the return of other people's cocks is greater.

The chicken came out of the fox's embrace, naked, and every chicken feather was left for the fox.

Then I saw a group of chickens circling around the fox, and the fox was twisting its ass in the middle of the flock with chicken feathers.

What does that mean?

No matter what it means, you can't make fun of it, you can't laugh casually, you have to laugh interestingly.

Look at Xi Shi, Xi Shi is like a pregnant woman who is seven months pregnant, stroking her belly with both hands and feeling the intoxication of fetal movements.

Mom, I'm a man, how can I pretend to be pregnant?

Mom, there was a pain in my stomach.

Is this to give me the pain of labor? Want me to be painful and happy?

Xi Shi glanced at me again, meaning that I have a meaning.

What do you mean?

Before I could say anything, my ass tightened, and I made a few landing sounds in succession, and I turned my head to see that my mother had given birth to a bunch of balls. A goose beak, "I, me, me" sang to the sky.

Obviously, the lion walked around my belly to complete the process of turning from an egg to an "ugly duckling" into a swan.

Does this game mean to become a Buddha on the ground?

My body swelled.

The lion is me.

The swan is a lion.

Again, they were reversed.

What I want to eat is grass for the lion, what I want to fly is in the sky, and what I want to show is gentleness. From cruelty to gentleness, a 180-degree turn.

What about the lion of the swan? It is a four-legged swan, and it is a lion's head in the body of a swan.

Isn't this a monster?

The lions suddenly changed back into human form, knelt down in front of me, and wept silently.

I couldn't help but be shocked, how could I stand such a big gift?

Hurriedly, Xi Shi turned back into human form, pulled them up one by one, and then beaked a horse, and one by one little swans flew out of her mouth. The little swan coiled over their heads, singing "I, me, me".

Instantly, I felt ashamed.

I made the wrong birth!

People want to walk out of my belly and become a swan, but I make people become monsters with four different things.

My feet went limp and I almost got on my knees in front of them.

They were generous, and when they saw that my feet were weak, they immediately held me up, and said sincerely, "Mei T100, it's not your fault, it's only our cultivation that didn't reach home, so the game was unsuccessful." ”

The more sincere they were, the more I felt a fever on my face.

"But your wife still made the other half of us swans." They said happily, "As long as we continue to work hard, we will succeed, right?" ”

I'm embarrassed to say.

Shi Shi said on my behalf, "Definitely, definitely, you will definitely get what you want." ”

They, Hibiscus Flowerface, thanked them again and again before they reluctantly left.

Another group of wild wolves immediately ran over, surrounded Xi Shi, shrunk into fleas, and scrambled to jump into the mouth of Xi Shi, who had turned into a swan.

The process is the same as that of a lion, and the wild wolves fly out of Shih Tzu's mouth one by one.

I became a spectator.

What a failure.

I couldn't help but blame myself.

After Shih Tzu turned the grizzly bear into a little swan, he returned to his human form, leaned on my side, and said empathetically, "You are a male, and it is very good to be able to conceive half of the success." ”

"Alas, I let the family have the wrong birth." I couldn't let go, "How can you make someone a freak?" ”

"What's so strange about that? You've never had a baby. It should be an honor to have a baby now. Shih Tzu continued to comfort.

Honoured?

I should feel honored that people trust me so much. The problem is that I've let people down......

"Who told you to be macho all the time, never a woman." Shih Tzu was incomforted and began to criticize me.

yes, yes, it's a shame that my soul level is still so high. I was self-critical.

The grizzly bear went happily, and here came the calf again, and here it was......

Almost all the meat-eating and murderous animals came, and they all had to go to the belly of Shih Tzu once, and then the swans once.

Here I am, and a couple of big pythons are coming at me.

I'm naturally afraid of snakes.

Just run away.

The python thought I was teasing them and writhed in hot pursuit.

If I were me, how could they catch up? But I'm a swan at this time. I can't fly, and when I fly, I don't have sincerity, and I look down on others.

But they're snakes. O poisonous snake.

Who is not afraid of snakes?

Let's do a few laps.

After running around, I saw a little swan flying out of Xi Shi's mouth.

ran around again, and saw a little swan flying out of Xi Shi's mouth.

After running one more lap, I stopped, opened my goose mouth wide, and said hard, "Come on, let the python come happily." ”

The python was so happy, its thick body instantly became smaller, and the filament went from my mouth into my stomach.

Why don't you turn into a flea?

Anyway, the fleas are also small and exquisite, not so disgusting, and the jump in is also neat. This python filament drills the ......

I panic when I think about it.

If you want to spit it out, of course not, people are playing with you. All games have to have a play, spit out people, how can you continue to make a play?

Bear with me.

Li Bai, just bear with it, let the family fly down three thousand feet.

But it was not a flying stream, but a gentle stream that ran smoothly and softly from my long gooseneck into my belly. The belly seems to be rubbed by soft aquatic plants, warmed and full of the brightness of March.

As soon as the sun shines on the body, the swan will sing, and the mouth will open one by one

Haha, little swans flew out!

The python turned into a whooper swan.

"I have a baby, I finally have a baby." I shouted at Shih Tzu in a forgetful manner.

Xi Shi was also happy for me, "It's good to have a baby, it's good to have a baby." ”

……

Then the silvers were scattered, and the streets were silent.

"Flash." I say.

Shih Tzu nodded.

We flashed into a villa in the east of the city.

The villa is "Houde" changed. The villa is the same size as the villa in the city. In fact, the villas in the city are all the same size, but the difference is the shape and the color of the garden. Our garden is made of roses and snow lotus. Of course, roses and snow lotuses are as tall as trees, and the flowers bloom from the top of the tree down layer by layer. But it is not opened all at once, but divided into four layers, one season and one layer, and so on.

Xi Shi stood beside me, and suddenly said with a smile, "Let me touch your fetus tonight." ”