Just when Wang Dao and Yi Xiaoxiao were mixing oil, some people in some countries were very annoyed by Wang Dao's series of products. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Google driverless car test room.

John Kravsik is announcing the company's decision with a blank face: "I'm sorry, guys, I have to regret to announce that our unmanned driving project has been stopped indefinitely!" This is the company's final resolution and will not change. ”

"Why? We've put a lot of effort into it, we've spent a lot of money, we've already achieved a lot of results, so why stop indefinitely? Someone was very incomprehensible about this decision and asked loudly in anger.

John Kravsik couldn't help but roar loudly: "Fake, that damn Chinese, Fake! He ruined everything for us, and we all lost our jobs. Fack, his damn flying car, his damn intelligent driving assistant, completely ruined our efforts! ”

Hearing his words, everyone was saddened, and some couldn't help but sob.

Japan Institute of Intelligent Robotics.

The director, Kazuo Inamoto, was slapping the table and was furious: "Bastard, you actually dare to tell me that the robot in Shina can't be disassembled?" How is it possible, how is it possible for the processing technology of China to surpass us, huh? We in the Great Japanese Empire can only do this with the most high-end laboratories, so why should the people of China? ”

Shaking off the painful hand that shook the slap, Ichiro Inamoto continued to roar angrily: "Bastard, get out of here, the shell can't be disassembled, just brute force it, we must study this kind of robot thoroughly within a month, develop a more advanced robot, and never let the Shina people surpass us in the field of robots!" ”

iPhone headquarters.

Tim Cook is feeling more and more exhausted for the position of president, and now he is making a performance report to the board.

"Since the launch of the Dragon system, our sales in China have fallen by 35 percent, Huaxia sales have fallen by 90 percent, Europe has fallen by 65 percent, and other regions have fallen by 80 percent."

"And there's nothing we can do about it. And since New Year's Day and New Year's Day, their mobile phone dragon system has begun to charge, and our electronic products have been unsold. ”

"How's our new system going? He has made the Chinese language public, and we have recruited more than 200 Chinese programmers. A director asked.

Tim Cook replied disappointedly: "Although we have organized a large number of professional personnel and recruited a lot of programmers from Huaxia, they are still in the process of learning the Chinese language. ”

"And our programmers have to spend a few years learning Chinese first, damn it, we organized a large number of professional translators, but found that the Chinese language translated into English or other languages can't be learned at all, and you have to master Chinese to learn the Chinese language.

"Programmers from Huaxia don't need to learn Chinese, but it will take two or three years to thoroughly master the Chinese language and carry out the next step of program development!"

"That is, if we don't want to go bankrupt. Can only 80% of the shares be exchanged for the right to use the Dragon system? ”

Cook shrugged his shoulders and said sadly, "Yes! I don't think I'm going to be able to lead Apple well anymore, and I'm going to submit my resignation after the meeting! ”

"Fake" scolded.

Microsoft Headquarters.

President Nadella was also listening to the report. "Because of the bundled sale of flying cars, the Dragon system has entered the United States on a large scale, and our operating system has been replaced in large numbers, even if we reduce the price by half, it will not prevent individual users from uninstalling our operating system on a large scale."

"At present, our business is mainly concentrated in government departments and enterprise users, and this year's profit is estimated to be only 30% of last year's, and large-scale layoffs are inevitable."

"Fake, damn the king, if he dares to appear in front of me, I'll kill him with a gun." After scolding, Nadella asked again: "What progress has we made in the new system based on the Chinese language?" ”

"Like Apple, in deep trouble!"

Nadella was furious: "Fake, that is, we had to keep these people for nothing for a few years? Including those more than a hundred yellow-skinned monkeys? ”

"I think, yes!"

Samsung's President's Office.

The sound of "crackling" falling things was endless, and after a long time, a tired and annoyed voice came out, "From now on, stop or shrink all mobile phone business except for the local area." Contact Qualcomm to negotiate an alliance"

Qualcomm chip laboratory.

"How does our eight-nanometer chip compare to Huaxia?"

"It can only reach 80% of Huaxia, I don't understand, why Huaxia can suddenly mass-produce such an excellent chip?"

"It's not that damn king, Farke, the Huaxia Electronics Alliance he organized has created big trouble for us, our business in Huaxia has been completely lost, it seems that we can only hope to put six nanometer chips into production within two years."

"No, we have to speed up the production of six nanometers, and the hell knows if that damn Huaxia is hiding something. We also need to organize an alliance to fight against the electronic alliance in Huaxia! ”

"This is already underway, but there are too many involved, and we also lack a decisive figure like Wang Dao, damn it, Fake, why would he be a damn Huaxia!"

"Yes, if he were from another country, it would be easy for us to do it, either accept our dollars or our bullets, it's very simple."

"Fack!"

Laboratory of the American Institute of Military Scientific and Technical Information.

Two nanny robots have been secured, and a test with the intent of destruction is about to take place. Lieutenant General Christian Robert is leading a group of people to watch the test live.

"Small arms shooting!" At the sound of an order, a weapon that simulates the 5.56 caliber bullet shooting of an M16 rifle sprays a large number of bullets at the robot. The sound of "bell-bell" is endless, and sparks are flying on the robot.

After five minutes, the weapon stopped firing, and the surface of the robot could be seen with many small holes, and the warhead fell to the ground. Subsequent further tests showed that both robots could work properly.

Two robots were replaced, and the weapons were replaced with AK47s of a larger caliber, and the robots worked.

The 12.7 mm heavy machine gun simulated firing, hitting vital parts and losing the ability to work.

The 20-mm cannon simulated firing, the armor-piercing shell was destroyed, and the fragmentation shell was ineffective.

Grenades are unlimited, light anti-infantry mines are ineffective, and eighty mm caliber shells are ineffective for fragmentation attacks!

"Fack!" Robert was not calm, "That is, if there is a large-scale encounter on the battlefield, the weapons in the hands of our soldiers will not be able to deal with these hellish guys?" ”

Under the conventional electromagnetic attack, all the internal electronic components and circuits of the robot were burned.

"Fack, fortunately, the damn Chinese are still lagging behind in electromagnetic confrontation." Seeing that the robot had little resistance to electromagnetic strikes, Robert finally relaxed a little.

These identical or similar scenes are constantly happening in similar or similar laboratories in different countries.

These situations are intentionally or unintentionally caused by Wang Dao, but this is also normal, how many people are proud of the progress of science and technology, there are ten times as many people who are disappointed.