No8: Wait for me to finish afternoon tea first
"Why, why, my body is still a stone!"
Under the nine shadows, it is also the depths of Yama.
The place was dark and cold, and darkness swallowed everything.
But in the depths of the firelight, on the high platform, a middle-aged man stood with his hands in his hands.
There were people kneeling all over the ground.
"Your Majesty, the Dragon Ball is only restoring our mobility, but if the curse of this witch is not removed, we will always be this stone body."
The leader was a tall and mighty general, and it was the same general who fought Li Ke that day.
"It's the witch's curse again, Shion, you have caused me to be imprisoned for a thousand years." With a wave of the Dragon Emperor's hand, the lion-headed stone statue in front of him was split in two.
"I will repay this hatred." The Dragon Emperor looked at his hands and sighed: "Bai Qi, where is the descendant of the witch now." ”
The leader of the generals is really killing in vain.
In the Battle of Changping, more than 30 thousand soldiers were killed by the Zhao army, and the name of killing the god came from this.
Bai Qi responded: "According to the genealogical information of the witch back then, as well as the special birthmark of the goddess on the witch, the minister guessed that the descendants of the witch should be in a place called Maria Mental Hospital in the new imperial capital. ”
"Is the lead reliable?" The Dragon Emperor was condescending, and a king's domineering aura spread around.
Bai Qi replied with a grinning cough: "Reliable, this is the news from the descendants of Wang Jian who swore to serve His Majesty to the death. ”
"Very good, when I recover the body of the true dragon, I will definitely step on the Quartet, and anyone who obstructs my great cause will be killed."
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live."
"Hahahaha!"
Bai Qi secretly wondered to himself: If the Dragon Emperor recovers his true body, what kind of disaster will this group of immortal legions bring to the world.
However, these are not things you should worry about.
Dividing line
"Nikolai. Zhao Si? ”
Sasaki repeated it, thinking that someone would have a name like that.
With the merger of China and foreign countries, the Chinese and Chinese dialect culture is indeed broad and profound.
The neurotic was not angry: "It's Nicholas. Zhao Si. Are you here for me? ”
Li Ke was a little moved, the neuropathy in front of him with an IQ of more than 250 was so positive, and his temper was so good.
It's rare to see in a hundred years.
Li Ke didn't beat around the bush anymore: "That's right, we were introduced by Huang Huifeng and wanted to ask you about the witch." ”
"That's right, I'm probably the person in the world who knows the history of the shrine maiden best, but I'm going to have afternoon tea first, and I don't mind being with you people with low IQs."
Then, Nicholas. Zhao Si carried his small shovel and walked up the mountain.
If it weren't for Li Ke hugging the angry big man next to him, Nicholas. Zhao Si will be directly kicked by the panda wine fairy to the top of the mountain.
"I'm sorry, but I still can't get rid of my temper." Sasaki began to calm his thoughts, thinking that he was also funny, and he couldn't get along with a nervous patient.
Sasaki admired the young man in front of him a little, and he was not irritable at all.
In fact, if Li Ke gave him the hat of the dean of the institute on his head, within three days, Kojiro Sasaki would be absolutely docile as a sheep.
Therefore, the profession that can change a person's mentality the most in this world is not a psychiatrist, nor a psychiatrist, but a psychiatric director.
Every day, you have to wander among the mentally ill, talk to them a lot of things that you don't even believe, and over time, you will find that you are also mentally ill.
Li Ke and the two followed Nicholas. Zhao Si came to the Maria Mental Hospital and found that there were so many people here.
In an effort to cut back on spending, the federal government decided to cut down its modest psychiatric hospital as early as last month.
Maria Psychiatric Hospital is the largest of many psychiatric hospitals, covering an area of 200 acres, with more than 2,000 medical staff and patients of all sizes.
It was the first time for Li Ke to see so many mentally ill people, which opened his eyes.
A young man who learned Jiang Taigong's fishing, Li Ke took a look, and the fish hook did not return to Jiang Taigong.
An old man who plays chess with himself, this guy is a field-oriented horse.
There is also a person who tells jokes to himself, and while he is talking, he falls asleep.
Lee Ke decided to put this Nicholas to the test, who had an IQ of more than 250. Mr. Zhao Si, see if he is a true nerve or a false nerve.
Li Ke patted him on the shoulder: "Nicholas. Mr. Zhao Si, what is this brother doing? ”
I have to say that the name is like a hiccup, very twisted.
"Just call me Zhao Si. He's telling jokes to himself. ”
"But why did he suddenly fall asleep again?"
"He'd heard the joke so many times that he fell asleep when he got bored."
This explains...... It was perfect.
There was another person who was constantly shaking his head.
Li Ke continued to ask, "What about this brother?" ”
"He thinks of himself as an alarm clock."
This is interesting, Li Ke looked at his watch: "Brother, what time is it?" ”
The man replied in a straight voice: "Beijing time at 2:30." ”
Li Ke laughed and said: "You're wrong, it's three o'clock." ”
The man was startled: "What! It's three o'clock, and I have to rush for half an hour. ”
So the guy shook his head into an alarm clock.
Li Ke looked at his back in the distance helplessly, and felt that the world of neurosis was really difficult to understand.
A doctor in a white coat was confronted, followed by two nurses.
As soon as the white coat saw Zhao Si, he showed an amiable smile: "Good afternoon, Nicholas. Mr. Zhao Si, are you going for afternoon tea? ”
Zhao Si gave him a blank look: "I have a neuropathy, there is no reason why you are also neurotic, my name is Tang Bohu, what nicholas. Zhao Si, that was already my name yesterday. ”
"And." Zhao Si looked at the nurse behind the white coat and said coldly: "Don't bring the things in the house to the office, and you haven't wiped your mouth clean." It's easy for you to spoil other patients. ”
The nurse suddenly blushed, lowered her head, and fiddled aimlessly with the corners of her clothes.
The white coat coughed a few times, and then said to the nurse, "Continue to increase the dose." ”
Li Ke felt that the bald head in front of him, no, was indeed unfathomable.
But why do I always feel like I'm being played?
"What about Tang Bohu?" Li Ke felt that he was starting to be confused, what was the name of this bald head.
"Call me Nicholas anyway. Zhao Si, Tang Bohu is tomorrow's name. ”
"Well, how much do you know about the shrine maiden?"
"All of them, and I can tell you that the descendants of the shrine maiden are in this mental hospital."
There is nowhere to find it when you step on the iron shoes.
"And where the hell is she now?" Li Ke began to get excited.
"What's the hurry, I'll tell you after I've had afternoon tea." Zhao Si had already walked in front of a pavilion at this time.
Hold on, hold on, big brother cat, if you don't bear it, you will make a big plan.
It is a small pond, full of lotus flowers, dragonflies dotting the water, and from time to time there are a few partridge chirps.
"If you want to ask for someone, you have an attitude of begging for someone, and I said that I will wait for afternoon tea first."
Sasaki on the side couldn't bear it anymore: "Fuck you, if you don't say it again, believe it or not, I'll tear you up now!" ”
Zhao Si looked back casually: "You just get my body, my heart, my soul, and you can't get the same." ”
I'll go, this guy is still a poet.
Sasaki kicked off the guardrail of a gazebo: "This guy is handed over to you, I'm going to smoke a cigarette, if I don't be quiet, Lao Tzu will become mentally ill." ”
After saying that, the giant panda walked away angrily.
Zhao Si looked at Sasaki's back as he drifted away: "Alas, there is no humor at all, and I originally wanted to introduce the descendants of the witch to you." ”
Li Ke suddenly came to his senses: "Who is the descendant of the witch?" ”
"Don't worry, wait until I'm done with afternoon tea."
If it weren't for Li Ke's patience of 200 percent, he really wanted to throw this bald head into the pond.