Chapter Twenty-Seven: Rumors in the Town
A year later, in a dilapidated but still lively and popular town, the townspeople who were very much in line with the standards of production and life in the Middle Ages suddenly had some panic and some abnormalities in their lives that had been the same for more than ten years.
Tavern ......
The messy furnishings, the rough and rude decoration, the air-dried cow's head hung in front of the door very wantonly, and the blackened bacon sausage, casually hung above the tavern bar, full of local style universal decoration.
The choking smell of inferior alcohol and the smell of sweat mixed with animal manure permeated the tavern.
Among them, there are some black bread and shoddy barbecue, which smell a little greasy and disgusting, and it is really sour and unforgettable, engraved in the bottom of my heart.
Creaking wooden tables and chairs, many peddlers and pawns enjoy their rest time, and from time to time they also flirt, in front of and behind them, although mediocre in appearance, but plump // breasts // fat // buttocks maids, in the men's unbridled laughter, there are country women fierce and sharp screams and curses.
But sometimes, the crisp sound of a few copper coins turned the female voice like a lion roar in Hedong into a greasy and disgusting wave// laughing sweetly.
Of course, rough men who don't have any entertainment life, in addition to flirting with women, prefer to brag and fart, not weaker than women's gossip hearts, and will also be under the influence of inferior alcohol, eager to try, and you are excited to say a word.
Knock Knock !! Yes!!!! ~
Peter, who was sloping on the foot, poured a large glass of horse urine comfortably, and his red rosacea nose was splashed with some sticky wine, which looked even more disgusting, but the person concerned did not notice it at all, but narrowed his big eyelids coolly.
"You ...... You know? ~", Pope Peter wanted to speak and stopped following his good friend, Mike, and Karl with a drum-eyed expression, his face full of mysterious expressions.
You pickled bastard who has no cheeks/eyes, what kind of garlic do you pretend, and you don't know what urine sex you have? The two good friends spit on him in the bottom of their hearts.
"Know a hair? Don't hide it here, there is something to say and fart!! Mike, who was also slightly drunk, was not ambiguous, and the knife-like words immediately went up, burping Peter's burp.
"Ahem, ahem!! Virtue~", Peter pouted in the drum-eyed Karl's playful gaze, and began his performance, ah no, hearsay gossip.
"Recently, a lot of women,I don't know why.,Disappeared.,And they're all more energetic girls/men.,There are many people who still disappear when they disappear.,In the distance, I saw a monster walking upright like a male goat.,And some shadowy unclothed women......"
Ooh!! This topic is good, mysterious creatures, women without clothes, rough old men who work in the countryside except for work, the energy they have saved was ignited in an instant, and the corners of their mouths salivated at Peter.
Hmph...... and his mother's contempt for me, looking at your sneaky appearance, Peter despised the two bad friends for a while, and then deepened some descriptions that were inappropriate for children.
What a big white dough of a big player, a ripe and juicy peach, screaming like a cat scratching the murmur/language, not to mention that this guy is still a little pickled, that description is detailed and colorful, a few shrill voices also have the samadhi of a woman's voice.
At this moment, the rough men who were bragging and farting around also followed the sound, and listened to this topic full of low-level interest with great interest, and even invited Peter for a glass without sparing wine money, which made this pickled or immediately full of energy, and spoke vividly.
Seralyn in the east, Eve in the west, Catherine in the south of the town, and Daphne in the north of the town are all pretty girls in the eyes of these guys who can only dig in the dirt.
But these girls disappeared not long ago, causing a group of people to sigh, and some even muttered to themselves why they hadn't seen them recently.
However, there are so many things about this, even if Peter has the eloquence of the tongue Sai Lotus, he will eventually end the topic, and the limelight will be like this for a while, just like watching an action movie in front of the computer, trembling all over, and then he will be tasteless.
But Peter is not very willing to see this, free wine is not common, nothing new, isn't it a soup~ With the first time, I want to do a good thing for the second time, where is the search for the intestines and stomach, in addition to working, it is eating, drinking, bragging, and searching in the rotten brain water that revolves around the woman,
Hey!! Instead, he found one, and he pounded the table happily.
Zhang Fei got up and stepped on the chair that was about to collapse, squinting at his two friends, and at the same time he was talking to others.
"Did you mention the pitch-black demon warriors that have appeared recently?" , He said in a low voice, and at the same time took out some killing Senhan.
Oh? The crowd was once again aroused and gathered around, and Peter, with a slight sigh, "I have seen it, and I have seen it with my own eyes," told him with a hint of evil spirit......
However, ......, he is also fooling these wine mengzi, because he knows that these people have also heard a lot recently, but for the sake of free wine, he took this gimmick (xue) and began to make it up as if it were mixed with his own experience.
"It's a night a while ago, I'm too much stuffed by these two damaged goods, and I staggered home, you know that my kennel is a little far away, but I still poured these two wastes under the table, and Mother Earth got in close contact, hehehe~~ (obscene laughter)"
"Phew!! Shameless, you ran away through the urethra, what kind of ...... are you pretending to be massive", while laughing and scolding, it also caused other people to laugh.
"Go, go, go!! Do you want to hear it?! Peter, who had a big rosacea, couldn't help but blush, even if he was thick-skinned, and threatened to mess around.
However, everyone also exchanged glances with interest, and a cup of muddy fell asleep in front of him, and continued numbly, pretending to be ......
Peter, who was as he wished, stepped forward with an ugly appearance, burped wine, and continued.
"That day it was really dark and the wind was high, and it was pitch black and I couldn't see the road clearly, but fortunately, Lao Tzu was clever, and the stick was lit with dry cow dung and used as a lamp." (A crowd laughs and scolds: to the point)
"Hiccup...... Cut~, you also know that there is always a group of people outside the town who are idle and bastard, and they like to find trouble with those who are lonely, and even sometimes, the business of robbing money and robbing sex is done, and I happened to encounter such a time. ”
Speaking of which, someone is coaxing again, isn't your old boy stripped naked, and you offer the back door, the chrysanthemum is in full bloom!!
Instead, Peter's mouthful of a sour mixture of food caused laughter from the crowd, as well as the laughter of several waitresses.
"I don't want to hear it!!" Peter scolded.
Then he continued: "I was lucky enough to meet these guys that night and saw them in person from a safe distance. ”
"You don't know, I don't know if it's because the night was too dark, or if my eyes are spent, I see that those guys, including a villain named Bart, a vicious dog, actually exudes a black demonic aura, their ears have become sharp, their eyes have become like beasts emitting a faint red light at night, and they are surrounding a woman with a cruel smile on their faces."
"The sky is above!! Just as a white moonlight fell, guess who I saw?!! Peter sold the guanzi again.
But this time, everyone didn't cooperate with this bastard's mind at all, and said the answer stupidly.
"It's the granddaughter of old Carl in town!! The beauty called the jasmine in the town, the dogs are offal, these beasts are doing evil!! Peter was a little indignant.
"Okay Peter, what are you pretending to be, I can't wait to change you for your virtue!! Who doesn't know that you are a color embryo that you want to be on when you see your mother~"
"Go, go, don't talk about me, you've met like that, who doesn't know what kind of beauty Felica is, where the face, the skin, the breasts, the buttocks, you animals don't imagine the little girl, exercise your left and right hands!!"
"I won't talk to you about this, where did you just go? That's right, it's Felica, these brutes have a blank face? The look of laughing is really hateful, and then this group of bastards began to tear up Felika's clothes, the miserable that little Felica screamed, it was so helpless, it was too white, it was really a young body ♂~ Hey, hey~ It's convex and warped, we can't praise it anymore~ His grandmother's is enviable...... Angry!! ”
Everyone smiled playfully.
"But !!" , probably because of the laughter of everyone, Peter couldn't help but get to the point.
"Just when I thought these brutes were about to do something, an accident happened!! Under the light of the white moonlight, a footstep sounded very abruptly, and the two horns on the helmet snaked upward, and a warrior who seemed to exude a dark aura appeared (pitch-black armor, nose picking~). ”
"And then Bart the vicious dog, they barked at the warrior a few times, and then a group of people pounced!!"
"I really didn't expect it!! I couldn't even see how agile those scoundrels were, and in the blink of an eye they were in front of the warrior. ”
"That hand is like a predatory beast in the jungle, let out an inhuman howl, I saw that a few of those people were not well controlled, and directly smashed a small tree!!
When he said this, Peter had no trace of joking at all, and on his somewhat frightened face, it seemed that he had returned to that time, and the people around him also held their breath, infected by the tension that Peter inadvertently emanated, and felt empathy.
"But what I didn't expect was that the demon warrior was actually stronger, facing a few guys who rushed over, he punched down, and directly flew upside down, although the night was dark at the time, but I could see it clearly, and one punch burst the head of one of them, and it became a headless corpse and flipped back!!"
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"Then there was a terrible side down, the warrior raised his hands, easily drank the vicious dog them, even beating them, the body twisted and rolled all over the ground, the canopy of blood mist exploded in the air, and finally, the vicious dog Bart was caught by the demon warrior in his hands, as if he was asked something, and then he was torn in half by the warrior on the spot!!"
"Then I saw the warrior's mouth full of white fangs, and I almost fainted on the spot, and I ran away with my life, and finally ran back to my ......," said Peter, with a palpitating look on his face, and the others fell silently into the imaginary scene.
Peter carefully slits his eyes and looked at the reactions of the crowd, and couldn't help but feel a little proud......
However, in the next moment, there was a new movement behind Peter, the sound of sonorous footsteps, the creaking of the broken floor, and the appearance of a figure.
After the attention of the crowd was slightly diverted, it caused the crowd to fall into a more dead silence, or rather a more immersive state than when they first heard the description......
In other words, I felt it myself, and the feeling of cold air rising up my spine.
Peter...... Peter!! He patted Peter, who was still immersed in his own complacency, and pointed behind him with a somewhat reluctant expression......
"What for!! I ......", Peter turned his head unhappily, and then his voice stopped abruptly, and a warrior in his field of vision, the color of the abyss, occupied his entire vision, and the strong and murderous breath was like the fishy wind in the mouth of a beast, and then looked at the two horns on the helmet he had described, and Peter's state of mind suddenly went back to that night, just as then, his eyes rolled, and the stinking heat flowed down his trouser legs to the ground.
Apparently, he bragged, and that night, he passed out in the woods and did not make it home......
(Xiaoshui, let's make a foreshadowing, the story in the three-year gap will lead to a different ending from the theater version, or in advance with the theater version, so there must be other self-written plots in the middle, well, let's have a recommendation ticket...... )