It is said that Jing Ke found out that the enemy was Yingzheng, and suddenly the enemy met very late, and took out the kitchen knife from the kitchen to give the dead fat man in front of him a white knife in and a red knife out.

During this period, Jing Ke broke eight chairs and three tables.

"Cash or card?" The proprietress asked politely.

Li Ke said tremblingly: "If I tell these two teasers that we don't know each other at all, do you believe it, we shouldn't give out the money or anything." ”

At this time, Jing Ke shouted: "Dean, you hold this dead fat man down, and Lao Tzu will immediately give you a map of the superintendent." ”

Ying Zheng felt that it was unreasonable, but I didn't have the bargaining chips, so he also made a price: "Dean, you hold this deadly cross-eyed for me, and wait for my Terracotta Warriors to send troops, and this king will make you a general." ”

The proprietress raised her eyebrows: "Do you still say you don't know?" ”

Li Ke has long greeted these two funny predecessors, and by the way, he also wants to greet the author of this book.

Li Ke: The characters you wrote for Mao are all so brain-dead, a little cultural is not okay!

Me: Readers love to see this, and a thousand ways to kill a pig's foot are very popular now.

Li Ke: Fuck your MMP.

What moved Li Ke was that in the end, it was Sophia who paid for it.

Li Ke then remembered that Sophia's romance novel "Desperate Stepmother" had been published last week, and I heard that a signing conference was held.

The day before yesterday, some fans came to ask for a group photo.

Sophia glared at him: "Look at what, the interest will be collected correctly." ”

Li Ke's emotion swallowed his stomach instantly.

Ya, you still eat me and live with me, doesn't this dean still don't take a penny from you?

Nanali reminded her, "Dean, you still owe us four months' salary. ”

Li Ke said secretly, wait, it seems that someone must be lazy and not leave.

On the one hand, Sophia has already cleaned up Jing Ke and Yingzheng.

The two were tied back to back with hemp rope by Sophia, with rags stuffed in their mouths.

Li Ke always thought that Nanali, who could do magic, was the source of evil, but when he saw Sophia throwing the two big men on the road outside like a chicken, Li Ke felt that he had not flirted with Sophia in the first place, how correct it was.

When I returned to the Improper Research Institute, it was already the beginning of the lantern.

There is a very strange rule in the Famous Sword Villa, that is, at night, these guys will hold a martial arts competition.

Li Ke studied under Dugu Jiujian Linghu Chong, although he was not good at learning, but it was not a problem to defeat a street.

But do you need it?

From a distance, seven dwarfs had been waiting at the door for a long time.

These guys were still as dirty as ever, and later Li Ke learned that these guys didn't like to take a bath, and a pair of pants was worn repeatedly for a year.

But strangely, there is no trace of stench in the body.

The dwarves said: They often use the six gods to dew water.

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Li Ke found that the dwarves were all very excited, especially the dwarf boss Bill.

"I'll show you something good." Bill couldn't wait to run to the dark room.

The dark room is the basement specially renovated by Li Ke, in order to sell the stolen goods.

After all, the seven dwarfs did something unseemly: robbing tombs and finding gold.

It has only been three months since he set off to Na'i Star, and Li Ke hasn't seen these little men for a long time.

I didn't expect them to find this.

Bill explains: There is only one name in the world that has no cultural connotation, such as the Improper Research Institute, and there are no other branches.

Author: How do you talk to your father, do you still want to make headlines!

Bill took a small box off his back.

The second Jie Nuo excitedly explained: "This is a big deal, according to legend, Jing Ke stabbed the dagger used by King Qin. ”

The dagger is dark and 40 centimeters long, and its blade dazzles in the dim light.

Li Ke put it in his hand and played with it for a while, feeling that the quality was light but heavy, and it was indeed a good thing.

"What's the name of this thing?"

Bill touched it, "What's it called, well, by the way, those guys call it fish...... Fish belly sword. ”

"It's called the Fish Intestine Sword."

A voice came from outside the door.

Jing Ke strode over and snatched the dagger from Li Ke's hand.

"Old friend, long time no see."

After speaking, this guy actually kissed the sword body.

A few seconds later, Jing Ke was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, unconscious.

Li Ke's three views were refreshed again: Is the person in charge of the Seven Kingdoms Assassin Group the second in the middle school, and the teaser in front of him whose IQ needs to be improved actually wants to assassinate Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages.

"Who is this guy?"

"A tease assassin who is sick in the second middle school, forget it, you guys just now?"

Bill's face suddenly turned bad.

Li Ke immediately realized the clue: "To be honest, this was not stolen by you. ”

The third Jack is a dynamite maniac, and at this time he patted his chest proudly: "Exactly, we blew it up at the auction." ”

Like many avid lovers of ancient texts, the Seven Dwarfs also enjoy visiting auctions.

These guys have a very domineering idea about the objects they like.

It's a strong robbery.

There's nothing you can't do with one pack of TNT, and if there is, use two.

Therefore, Li Kecai deliberately built this dark room.

He didn't want to be involved with these wanted criminals.

"What's next, what do you think is this?"

Bill gorgeously pulled out a box containing a dazzling bead.

Li Ke's eyes were suddenly worth it.

It was a dragon ball.

There is only one star in the Dragon Ball, and it seems to be a one-star Dragon Ball.

"Where did you find that?" Li Ke's excitement is beyond words.

Kurosaki, my dear brother, the first step in your resurrection has begun.

"You don't believe it's in the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang."

"Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, Terracotta Warriors and Horses?"

The second Raul shook his head: "NoNo, the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang is the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, and it is not at all compatible with the Terracotta Army." Hey, what's the earthquake? ”

"How is it possible, this is the new imperial capital."

Li Ke had seen in newspapers and magazines that the foundation of the new imperial capital was suspended and could withstand an eleventh tsunami.

And at sea, how can there be an earthquake.

"It's a long time, there are a lot of people outside, a big horse with stones, hey, why is there a person lying here."

Nanali screamed all the way and ran all the way.

"Check it out."

Li Ke and the dwarf quickly came to the door, stretched out their heads to take a look, and almost didn't pee their pants in fear.

But I saw horse-drawn carriages rampage in this direction.

The sound of horses' hooves was deafening, and the man driving the carriage was a soldier in ancient armor.

"Give me back the Dragon Balls to restore my great cause."

A voice full of majesty came from the void.

The carriage stopped in front of Li Ke's eyes.

"Hand over Your Majesty's Dragon Balls."

A general was condescending, and there was not a trace of life on the stone face.

Li Ke pulled out the dragon's teeth: "You can try." ”

"Bold boy!"

The general raised his sword and slashed it all over.

Li Ke waved his knife to greet him.

"Click"

The general's stone knife was shattered.

"Kill, get the Dragon Balls back!"

The general waved his hand, and the soldiers behind raised their spears and killed them mightily.

Li Ke immediately took out the dragon ball.

"Uncle take it, don't send it away!"

The general was stunned, then laughed.

"Yes, what's your name?"

Li Kepi didn't smile: "Let's go down to the grass people Li Ke." ”

"Very good, Your Majesty repeats that when the day dawns, it will be the day when you wait for the unveiling of the rod to rise, and we will go."

The general put the dragon ball in his mouth, and then directed the team all the way forward.

Me: You're a pig's foot, what are you afraid of?

Li Ke: Fuck your sister, you don't look at how many people are on the other side, how many of us are, you think I'm a King Kong gourd baby.

Me: Would you like a Gatling?

Li Ke: That's not going to write it soon, I'm going to hang up.

Me: I won't give it, this book is a series of pig's feet that kill you, and Lao Tzu just doesn't like you.

Li Ke: ......