Chapter 150. Adventures in the Island Country No. 6. Folk traditional performances
At night, Xiao Heizi looked at the island people below and said, "Why didn't anyone come up?" Lao Tzu's hands are still itchy"?
Wang Tiejun stood up, looked at the media camera lens, and said: "We welcome the warriors of the island country to come over to thunder, whoever can beat one of the two of them will be rewarded with 10 million, and then defeat me, the reward will be 100 million, I hope the warriors of the island country will not hide it, we are looking forward to a defeat." Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After saying that, he proudly pinned his hand to his buttocks, walked out of the ring, got into the car that had been waiting for a long time, and went back to the hotel.
The island country news broadcast Wang Tiejun's smug expression and words, plus the text translated at the bottom of the screen, and the host's angry roar, the island country warrior was angry, I had never seen such an arrogant person, Nima was equivalent to directly ignoring the island country warrior.
Ping Pong for a while, I don't know how many cups and dishes were broken, Wang Tiejun returned to the hotel, looked at the little black and little white fox and said: "It's not that I said you, you know how to fight, but you don't know how to use your brain."
The two goods were stunned and said: "Brother-in-law, are we wrong", Wang Tiejun said: "I don't know if you guys are good, you defeated so many people in the morning, and there were fewer people in the afternoon, until the last two hours of cold play, shouldn't you do something?"
The two of them said in unison: "What should we do, we have nothing to do, they don't come to power, we can't fight"?
Wang Tiejun said angrily: "Can't you perform something for the audience to see?" The audience is here to see the excitement, is it interesting to see the two of you showing off your might?"
"What's the point of the ring if no one is watching? We have to attract the audience, not the cold scene, you know"?
Wang Tiejun said: "You see, if this is the case, come to a traditional folk program on our mainland, what chest is broken, what knife mountain is on fire, rolling iron nails, catching bullets, etc., is it okay, I guarantee that the whole world will be a sensation tomorrow."
When the two of them heard this, they laughed and said, "Then aren't we famous?" Then he thought about it: "No, brother-in-law, receiving bullets is not a traditional folk project, and we don't have that ability."
Wang Tiejun said with a smile: "I have it, when the time comes, I will add you spells to ensure that the bullet is as slow as a snail." When the two goods heard it, they said: "I will listen to my brother-in-law, but I can't find the gun."
Wang Tiejun said: "Someone will send bullets to the two of you tomorrow", and sneered after speaking, these island people, if they can't do it clearly, they will do it secretly.
The two nodded and said, "Let's go find Zhao Translator and prepare performance materials", and after speaking, they went out of the room to knock on Zhao Translator's door.
Wang Tiejun said in his heart, let these two goods be tossed tomorrow, it is estimated that the people in the dark will not be able to help but do it, Lao Tzu is waiting for you.
On the second day, there were obviously a lot fewer people in the gymnasium than yesterday, and Xiao Heizi said: "Brother-in-law is still thoughtful as you think, there will be fewer and fewer people without new highlights."
Then the proud Ba didn't know where to scavenge the performance props to resist the ring, and finally took a gun and said: "Brother-in-law, this is the pistol given by the island country with us, and Zhao Translator got it from the person who Da Jiubao, the bullet is a real guy."
Wang Tiejun nodded and said: "I thought that the gun control of the island country was as strict as that of our mainland, but I didn't expect to be able to apply, you remember, the free time can't be long, you must arrange some performances, so that these island people can see and understand, what is the real kung fu, don't be arrogant like a stupid fork all day long, I don't know the height of the sky."
Xiao Heizi said: "Don't worry, we won't let the audience's eyes be idle", after speaking, the two goods stood on both sides of the ring, Wang Tiejun walked to the back chair and sat down.
Before the time came, those samurai who watched the news and were angry came to sign up early, lined up, and waited for the host's time to announce the start, so that they could go on stage to teach these mainlanders a lesson.
The little white fox looked at the long queue under the ring, not to mention how happy he was, and his heart could finally have a good time.
As soon as the time came, the host announced the start of the competition, and several island warriors rushed up with a roar, and couldn't help but say, they rushed to the ring separately, and divided into two teams to pounce on the little black man, the little white fox,
The two exaggerated: "Damn, you island people don't understand the rules, Nima can't beat him, and he will be beaten in groups", these island warriors don't understand, and they won't stop if they understand.
The two goods rushed up, punching and kicking, and after a while, the twenty people who rushed up all fell to the ground, bleeding from their mouths and noses, and some vomited out along with their teeth. was hurriedly carried out by the staff of the gymnasium.
These people did not follow the rules, and the two goods were not polite, seeing that no one came to the stage, they began to show their muscles again, Wang Tiejun angrily remembered to beat the two goods.
The two guys looked at Wang Tiejun's cannibalistic eyes, hurriedly stopped, pulled the host, asked the host to translate with the speaker, ran over and took out a sledgehammer and threw it to the little white fox, and picked up a big stone with both hands.
found a bench, put it in the middle of the ring, and then said: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have a good eye, and in your free time today, perform a mainland stunt for everyone, and break the boulder in your chest."
Xiao Heizi took off all his shirts, revealing the thick black hair on his chest, and raised his arm and said: "Audience, don't look at me thin, there is meat in my bones, the danger factor of this performance is too high, it is not suitable for children, don't imitate."
After Xiao Heizi finished speaking, he lay on the bench, and the little white fox picked up a long piece of bluestone, put it on Xiao Heizi, and then picked up a big hammer, turned around the platform and said: "Island friends, the time to witness the real kung fu is coming, open your eyes well, star, don't miss the details."
After saying that, he walked to the little black man who was walking on the bench with a sledgehammer and walked over. Many viewers hurriedly turned their heads when they saw it, they couldn't bear to watch, afraid of a bloody scene, and some people jumped up, roaring again and again, and were extremely excited.
Wang Tiejun saw it and sighed: "It's the same everywhere, this human nature is good and bad, good people are the majority", the little white fox walked over, took the big hammer wheel and said: "Brother, I smashed it, you have to hold on."
Xiao Heizi said: "Where did you come from so much nonsense, just come." The little white fox listened, glanced at the audience, and saw that many people turned their heads, shook their heads and fell with their hammers, many people looked at the big hammer that was smashed out at great speed, and suddenly stopped an inch above the bluestone, and did not fall on the stone, and the audience who could not see the result came with boos and whistles.
The little white fox smiled silently and said: "I'll try this hammer", after speaking, he turned the big hammer again, this time he looked at the audience and stared at the field, nodded and shouted I smashed, without waiting for the little black man to speak, a hammer smashed down quickly.