Chapter 173: Hair Trouble

"Ahβ€”β€”! Bastard, what are you going to do! You, you ......"

Su Ruyu, who was a little confused by Lu An's sudden attack, screamed, and began to pick up a bunch of things and wave them at Lu An's face.

"Ahh It hurts, it hurts! ”

Lu An, who was swept to his right eye, burst into tears, and even the soreness on his face made his nose wrinkle, and then tears and snot flew on his cheeks together.

However, before Lu An could cover his face, he suffered another heavy blow under his left ribs, so the miserable Lu An immediately rolled on the ground in pain.

However, as the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes lurk, and misfortunes and blessings rely on.

Lu An, who was rolling on the ground in pain, rolled off Su Ruyu's body, but he was also spared the follow-up heavy blows, and finally escaped the catastrophe, and was not hit hard again by Su Ruyu's action of lifting his knees.

Otherwise, Lu An, who had just been picked up from the cold and dark space a few hours ago, would have been scrapped by the person who picked him up.

The continuous blows in the upper, middle and lower lanes showed that the person who shot was obviously well-trained, and that coherent movement may have become an instinctive reaction of the body.

Su Ruyu, who was wearing a cloak, got up from the ground next to the mat, looked at Lu An who was rolling on the ground, and scolded: "Li Yi! Do you want to die? What are you doing! ”

At this time, although Lu An's eyes were blurred with tears, when he heard Su Ruyu's question, he immediately scolded back: "You woman!" Hissβ€”β€”! Youβ€”What are you crazy about! Ah, hiss, hiss, what do you want! You, you ......"

Lu An was so painful that he couldn't speak intermittently, his mouth kept hissing, and all the tastes were turning around on the tip of his tongue, sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and spicy, it was really like opening a soy sauce shop with all kinds of flavors in his mouth.

Su Ruyu pulled the crumpled clothes on her body down with one hand, covering the exposed navel, looked at Lu An, who was lying on the ground and stopped rolling but still covered her face, frowned and asked, "Why did you suddenly pounce on me?" What do you want! ”

Lu An gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"I, I, I, I, ......I,

Su Ruyu came to Lu An's side, looked down condescendingly, and said, "Are you okay?" ”

Lu An ignored her, and after bursting out of the foul mouth, he gritted his teeth and endured the severe pain.

Seeing him in such pain, Su Ruyu hurriedly squatted down to check on his condition.

"You've hurt your hand again! What did you just do, you?! ”

Lu An, who was lying on the ground, glared at the culprit and said angrily, "Do you think I want to? Do you think I want to! ”

Su Ruyu noticed that she seemed to be holding something in her hand, she looked down, but saw that she was holding a lock of long hair, which was the lock of ponytail that the first scissors cut from Lu An's head just now.

Uh-

She hurriedly threw her hair away, and after clapping her hands, she pulled up Lu An's left hand and examined it carefully.

"Well, it's okay, the medicine sprayed before has reduced the swelling, and this time there is no swelling again, and there are no symptoms of fractures or joint misalignment."

Lu An bared his teeth and asked, "Then why does it still hurt so much?" ”

"You've had a sprained wrist before, why do you say? Hey, why did you pounce just now? ”

Lu An reached out and touched his left rib, which was still aching, and wiped it on his tearful face before he shouted: "Don't you hit a rake, okay!" I just want to pull you, why are you suddenly crazy and scratching me? Give me that blow to the left side, you're trying to kill me, right? Yes?! Hiss-"

"Pull me?"

Su Ruyu remembered that when she was kneeling on the mat just now, she didn't believe that her hair was wrapped around her feet, so when she wanted to get up, she tripped over her hair and pulled it suddenly, and then fell backwards.

Uh, so he didn't pounce on him out of nowhere?

"Then if you want to pull me, why do you press me upside down? You ......"

Lu An interrupted angrily: "Doctor Su, please take a look, what will happen if my wrist is struggling?" Tell me for yourself. ”

Su Ruyu looked at Lu An's left hand and suddenly realized.

She thought about it for a while, and it was the guy in front of her who was lying on the ground crying loudly, first stretched out his left hand to wrap around his waist, and then pounced and pressed on herself, and the two rolled into a ball after that.

Su Ruyu, who understood that he had misunderstood, said stupidly: "Then you don't say a word, it scared me, that's why I overreacted so much." ”

After speaking, Su Ruyu couldn't help but be glad that the action of lifting her knee just now was in the air, otherwise the misunderstanding between the two would have been big, but it would not be able to be solved in a few words like now.

"Sister, please think about it. Did I have a chance to speak just now? I just rolled off the mat and fell so hard that I didn't have time to react, and you scratched it, hissβ€”β€”, thanks to your mercy, heh! Otherwise, my right eye may be directly poked blind by you, do you say that a person with tears and snot can have the consciousness to speak? ”

Su Ruyu glanced at the lock of hair that she threw back on the mat, and felt a little weak in her heart.

I guess I was also handy just now, and I didn't see what I grabbed from the mat, so I swung it towards this kid's face. Call! It's good for his hair, if it was the scissors just now......

Su Ruyu glanced at the scissors lying quietly on the mat again, couldn't help coughing, then pursed her lips and warned herself in her heart.

"I never knew any scissors on a mat, I never raised my knees, well, it must have been like this, I was so frightened that I had forgotten a lot of things, yes, that's it. Well! ”

Looking down at "Li Yi" whose face had turned into a flower face, Su Ruyu embarrassedly half-knelt to help him up, skillfully tore the plastic scarf on his body, and watched his **** upper body mixed with sweat, hair stubble, and dust, becoming spotted, just like the embarrassed appearance when he dragged him back from the outside before.

After crumpling the torn plastic bag into a ball and throwing it on the mat, Su Ruyu helped Lu An and immediately persuaded: "You are so dirty now, let's go and rinse it." ”

Why are you so unlucky today?!

I was as tired as a dog, dragged this kid back from outside, and worked hard to wake him up and cook for him to eat, but I didn't expect this guy to be unpalatable! And he finally had to be woken up by him for a good night's sleep, and when he was woken up, he kindly cut his hair, and now he took advantage of him and bathed him flatteringly!

Oh my God, what did I owe him in my last life?! He's not my son! Why am I so flattering this bastard kid?

Although she scolded so much in her heart, Su Ruyu still helped Lu An and came to the bathroom.

And Lu An, who was standing still in front of the shower head, looked at the borrowed pants on his body, and couldn't help asking, "Uh, do you still have any extra military uniforms?" ”

Su Ruyu replied strangely: "No, what's wrong?" I never wore this uniform, and I only had one set in the entire base. ”

Lu Anxin was helpless, so he had to say, "Then please go out." ”

Su Ruyu looked at Lu An, who was slightly embarrassed, smiled secretly in her heart, and pretended to be serious: "Are you sure you can handle it with one hand?" Did you know that according to long-term statistics, 35% of people with wrist injuries end up suffering from fractures, bone cracks, and joint contusions......

"Huh? Why? ”

"Because these people can't adapt to one-handed movements, they often can't master their balance in honest places such as bathrooms, and they fall and cause fractures, bone cracks, joint contusions, soft tissue sprains, and other traumatic injuries."

"Uh, this 、......"

Lu An hesitated a little, what this woman said seemed to have some truth. The reason why he pounced on Su Ruyu's body just now was because his left hand couldn't exert force, so he was taken down by this woman, and then the two of them rolled together, which made this woman misunderstand herself.

"Alright, alright, if you're shy, turn around." Su Ruyu said, deliberately adding, "Although I haven't seen it before." ”

Lu An laughed awkwardly, turned around and unbuttoned his pants.

"You hold me, yes, lift your feet, well, lift your feet again."

Su Ruyu kicked Lu An's pants aside, looked at Lu An, who was cowering with his back to him, smiled secretly in his heart, and then opened his mouth to command: "You squat down first, I'll rinse your hair, it's better to flush your hair just after cutting it." ”

Lu An obediently squatted down and hugged his knees.

Then Su Ruyu took the shower head and instructed Lu An to wash Lu An like he had cleaned those animal materials before.

And Lu An's obedient but occasionally contradictory situation is like a child who is extremely reluctant to be bathed by his mother.

For more than ten minutes, Su Ruyu wiped her slightly sweaty forehead, threw a towel to Lu An, who was facing away from her, and said with a smile: "Okay!" ”

Coming out of the bathroom, Lu An, who was refreshed, was in the mood to ask Su Ruyu.

"Hey, why did you suddenly fall down just now? I have suffered this unwarranted plague. ”

Su Ruyu, who was leaning over and rolling up the plastic bag spread on the mat, shook off the long hair behind her when she heard this, and replied in annoyance: "It's not that this hair is to blame." ”

"What's wrong?"

"The bun I used to wear was always falling apart, but just now my hair was wrapped around my feet, and I tripped when I got up."

Lu An looked at her knee-length hair, shook his head speechlessly, and said, "Sure enough, it's the hair that is to blame, so why don't you cut it shorter?" You just cut so skillfully! ”

When Su Ruyu heard this, she remembered the woman who was smiling happily, and shook her head with a smile.

After throwing the rolled plastic bag into the garbage passage in the hall, Su Ruyu sat down on the mat with a slight gasp, and Lu An also came to her and sat down side by side.

"If you don't mind, I can help you."

"Help me? Help me with what? ”